“chicken, to be frank I think you only 63% get it.”
I just ate a frank (100% of it) and a potato knish from a street vendor. Please check on me in 20 minutes for vital signs. If any such signs are present, that would be a first.
I’ll be using cat fur to design a cryptic message to all you kitty owners out there. But, you’ll have to swing by my house to see it…fur doesn’t travel well.
Mmmmm..knishes with mustard. Delish. or is that Deli-ish?
whatever.
He’s trying to climb through the mail slot now.
Snappy, as soon as one of my carrier pigeons gets back I’ll go up on the roof strap him to one of their legs and he’ll be back in a flash.
“Jackel, you never fail to crack me up!!”
Who is this “jackel”? Is he related to “couger”?
Bad idea Biff…Hari is likely to shit all over the message 🙁 Don’t open the door, THL!
“Biff, your 2pm full body wax is confirmed.”
I plan on getting a full body tattoo of myself. Only slightly larger.
[disclaimer: totally rippod off from stephen wright]
“chicken, to be frank I think you only 63% get it.”
I just ate a frank (100% of it) and a potato knish from a street vendor. Please check on me in 20 minutes for vital signs. If any such signs are present, that would be a first.
“Cgar and Kens – I just texted you”
Jackel, you never fail to crack me up!!
I’ll be using cat fur to design a cryptic message to all you kitty owners out there. But, you’ll have to swing by my house to see it…fur doesn’t travel well.
Novel idea: Drums Along the Gowanus.