“no cologne! just be clean. cologne is the worst. one of the guys in my office uses AXE BODY SPRAY. it is vile but even expensive cologne is gross.”
That’s funny. A friend just told me to use some AXE crap. I said I’m certainly too old for that, based on the commercials.
Maybe I should give up on cologne. I’m at that age now where my sense of smell is gone and I put WAY too much on. I think I smell like a French whorehouse when I go out. It’s like those old Upper East Side ladies who make you feel like you have to throw up when you’re stuck with them and their scent in an elevator.
That was hilarious DeLepp.
Biff, if the straight women loved you like the lesbos do, your wife would be kickin’ your @ss regularly 🙂
DeLepp, your posts crack me up EVERY time!
DH, I never knew hipsters wore colognes especially made by Deutsche Bank. :o)
helloooo luv-ah
A little hendricks gin on the wrists will remind you that good times(HH) are not too far away.
“Biff you always smell really good. I had no idea it was Glade :)”
Awwwww, thanks Snappy. I wish straight women loved me half as much as the lesbians do!
CG, but I’ll bet all the women on the beach chase him to the office every morning..
“no cologne! just be clean. cologne is the worst. one of the guys in my office uses AXE BODY SPRAY. it is vile but even expensive cologne is gross.”
That’s funny. A friend just told me to use some AXE crap. I said I’m certainly too old for that, based on the commercials.
Maybe I should give up on cologne. I’m at that age now where my sense of smell is gone and I put WAY too much on. I think I smell like a French whorehouse when I go out. It’s like those old Upper East Side ladies who make you feel like you have to throw up when you’re stuck with them and their scent in an elevator.