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  1. I won’t be online for much of the day, but I will report that Dirty Hipster and I stayed out until after 3 am doing what I can only describe as aggressively fucking with hipsters. More later. We were pretending to be from a reality TV show, or “management” of the bar, etc etc. Went to some total hipster dive. I of course was in suit and tie. I am so hung over right not.

  2. So this penguin is having trouble with his car and brings it to a mechanic. Mechanic tels the penguin it’s be a few minutes, so the penguin goes around the corner to get some ice cream. He comes back a few minutes later and the mechanic says, “hey buddy, I think I know what your problem is – it looks like you blew a seal.” Penguin wipes of his chin and replies, “nah, it’s just some ice cream.”

  3. So last night, did anyone go home with a hipster chick? a hipster dude? a dirty hipster? a clean hipster (is there such a thing)?

    But, I guess I really should be asking: Last night did anyone get high with a little help from their friends?

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