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I won’t be online for much of the day, but I will report that Dirty Hipster and I stayed out until after 3 am doing what I can only describe as aggressively fucking with hipsters. More later. We were pretending to be from a reality TV show, or “management” of the bar, etc etc. Went to some total hipster dive. I of course was in suit and tie. I am so hung over right not.
So this penguin is having trouble with his car and brings it to a mechanic. Mechanic tels the penguin it’s be a few minutes, so the penguin goes around the corner to get some ice cream. He comes back a few minutes later and the mechanic says, “hey buddy, I think I know what your problem is – it looks like you blew a seal.” Penguin wipes of his chin and replies, “nah, it’s just some ice cream.”
I won’t be online for much of the day, but I will report that Dirty Hipster and I stayed out until after 3 am doing what I can only describe as aggressively fucking with hipsters. More later. We were pretending to be from a reality TV show, or “management” of the bar, etc etc. Went to some total hipster dive. I of course was in suit and tie. I am so hung over right not.
“Dibs, the arms on the bf!”
They are nothing compared to the Mexican bf!!!!
“I’m still drunk FYI”
Who bought the shots? A new PLUSA?!
Kens, 3am?? was hoping you went hope by 12:30 – 1am so you could take care of business.
So this penguin is having trouble with his car and brings it to a mechanic. Mechanic tels the penguin it’s be a few minutes, so the penguin goes around the corner to get some ice cream. He comes back a few minutes later and the mechanic says, “hey buddy, I think I know what your problem is – it looks like you blew a seal.” Penguin wipes of his chin and replies, “nah, it’s just some ice cream.”
Loads of fun as always and happy I woke up inside. Thanks M4L for the ride.
Dibs, the arms on the bf! Was he around for the renovation?
3:15??? i haven’t been up that late since 1993.
So last night, did anyone go home with a hipster chick? a hipster dude? a dirty hipster? a clean hipster (is there such a thing)?
But, I guess I really should be asking: Last night did anyone get high with a little help from their friends?
Haha, more4less, I’m surprised he didn’t just have you drop him a few doors down at that Blue Diamond place 🙂