Yeah- what happened to pompous elitist black asshat?
Personally I feel so sorry for tenants who have tyrannical landlords. It’s a life of stress and sadness inflicted on them by a person filled with the essence of overweening, ego-maniacal power over the “little people.” The kind of person who would watch a cat starve rather than share their filet mignon with our feline brother(or sister) in fur.Never ask, oh slumlord, for who the cat yowls- it yowls for thee!
MM…I, as the epitome of a great landlord, was out at 6:45 this morning getting a headstart on the snow. I, unlike yourself, have very happy and reasonable tenants.
‘MM out at 6:45 to shovel and salt?! HA ha ha ha ha ha haha….gasp..uck..uck…hahahahaha.’
Obviously, at 11:35am, MM ain’t out there shoveling either!
Joke- you thought that was a joke? 🙂
Er…yes I was.MM. Proudly, if ungrammatically so.
MM out at 6:45 to shovel and salt?! HA ha ha ha ha ha haha….gasp..uck..uck…hahahahaha.
Of course if sainted tenants slip and fall, dead tenants pay no rent. And leave their cats to aforementioned LL.
(sorry- for WHOM the cat yowls.)The LL has called in an emergency grammar correction.
“Whom”, bxgrl. What are you, a product of NYC Bronx public schools?
“Never ask, oh slumlord, for who the cat yowls- it yowls for thee!”
This from the person that made the Kit Kat joke?! ; )
Yeah- what happened to pompous elitist black asshat?
Personally I feel so sorry for tenants who have tyrannical landlords. It’s a life of stress and sadness inflicted on them by a person filled with the essence of overweening, ego-maniacal power over the “little people.” The kind of person who would watch a cat starve rather than share their filet mignon with our feline brother(or sister) in fur.Never ask, oh slumlord, for who the cat yowls- it yowls for thee!
MM…I, as the epitome of a great landlord, was out at 6:45 this morning getting a headstart on the snow. I, unlike yourself, have very happy and reasonable tenants.
DIBS****Never A QOTD******
PWA
‘Certain tenants are always complaining of “slipping and falling”, a bold faced attempt to avoid paying rent.’
Sounds like a pending lawsuit.
bayridge *Yesterday’s QOTD Honoree and another previous one = 2* girl
‘Now I suppose I will contemplate how to achieve Quote of the Day status on my first day’
Chris, a bit of advice: Post something randomly useless and reference prostitution.