For those of you who just want a look at the remark about CVS….
“And yet, despite all this, I do wish my local CVS drugstore would add self-check. Why? Because the requirements for a cashier appear to be the ability to crack gum and feign indifference when a large line forms and you are busy texting your peeps. In a scrum of four or five CVS cashiers, there is at most one who will deign to ring you up. O.K., it may gross you out that I am buying foot fungus cream, but you’re not going to catch anything by just touching the package. I think.”
Imagine what they think when I’m checking out with the four bottles of KY and the magnum condoms ( those are for someone else who occasionally visits.)
Thanks Arkady. So I read the following paragraph and feel the writer’s pain. However, I take exception with the writer saying the cashiers’ “feign indifference”. I believe they all are truly indifferent.
“And yet, despite all this, I do wish my local CVS drugstore would add self-check. Why? Because the requirements for a cashier appear to be the ability to crack gum and feign indifference when a large line forms and you are busy texting your peeps.
I’m guessing it’s kids making water bombs…
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I’m not touching that with a ten-foot pole!
(TWSS opportunity)
Apparently, Arkady. They’re all wondering which of the bfs need the magnums!!!
Boy, Dibs, that was a real conversation stopper.
For those of you who just want a look at the remark about CVS….
“And yet, despite all this, I do wish my local CVS drugstore would add self-check. Why? Because the requirements for a cashier appear to be the ability to crack gum and feign indifference when a large line forms and you are busy texting your peeps. In a scrum of four or five CVS cashiers, there is at most one who will deign to ring you up. O.K., it may gross you out that I am buying foot fungus cream, but you’re not going to catch anything by just touching the package. I think.”
Imagine what they think when I’m checking out with the four bottles of KY and the magnum condoms ( those are for someone else who occasionally visits.)
Thanks Arkady. So I read the following paragraph and feel the writer’s pain. However, I take exception with the writer saying the cashiers’ “feign indifference”. I believe they all are truly indifferent.
“And yet, despite all this, I do wish my local CVS drugstore would add self-check. Why? Because the requirements for a cashier appear to be the ability to crack gum and feign indifference when a large line forms and you are busy texting your peeps.
Speaking of that sort of thing, there was some really, really hot latin eye candy on the train this morning.
Biff – Sorry – it was difficult to get for some reason:
http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/07/17/complaint-box-checkout-blues/
“grammatically gifted” should probably be hyphenated…
(I’ll get my coat)