“June 29 (Bloomberg) — Victims of Bernard Madoff’s $65 billion Ponzi scheme branded him at his sentencing hearing as “beast†who had ruined their lives, forcing one to scavenge for food in Dumpsters.”
ROTFYASMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Maybe they can fight the Hipsters for stale shrimp!
Madoff “discarded me like road kill,†said Mirian Siegman, of Stamford, Connecticut, today at the hearing in Manhattan. She now relies on food stamps, collecting recyclable bottles and digging through Dumpsters.
I willing to bet that a 3 years ago this genius was the “Smartest person in the room”.
“Madoff “shattered my dreams†when he lost her mother’s inheritance, said Sharon Lissauer, a model who lives in Manhattan. Victim Sheryl Weinstein, of Manhattan, said she was a longtime friend of the money manager, calling him “a beast†for losing her investment. She said her son had worked for Madoff years ago.
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What no “Reach Around”??? Oh man this is fun!!!!
“Madoff has shown “no remorse,†said victim Carla Hirschhorn, of Manalapan, New Jersey, at the hearing. She told Chin her life is a “living hell,†her mother is dependent on social security and her daughter works two jobs to pay tuition. “Don’t fail us,†she told the judge.”
What??!!! You have to “work” to get somewhere in life??!! You mean I can’t be a millionaire on paper???!!!
ugh my dentist office just called me to reschedule my appointment that iw as supposed to have today. oh well that’s fine. it will be a week from tomorrow. i was looking forward to a glass of wine and laughing gas tho 🙁
“”mild CBT” so maybe a few milliamps.”
EEEK, nevermind, I don’t wanna know!
Well, I did say “mild CBT” so maybe a few milliamps.
does CBT involve electricity?! ive heard of that.
*rob*
Hiya Dumbasses! I got a Hard On reading this story and you know why? This is your future.
Madoff Cursed by Victims Who Scavenge Food, Bottles (Update1)
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=aotxaZMe71lA
“June 29 (Bloomberg) — Victims of Bernard Madoff’s $65 billion Ponzi scheme branded him at his sentencing hearing as “beast†who had ruined their lives, forcing one to scavenge for food in Dumpsters.”
ROTFYASMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Maybe they can fight the Hipsters for stale shrimp!
Madoff “discarded me like road kill,†said Mirian Siegman, of Stamford, Connecticut, today at the hearing in Manhattan. She now relies on food stamps, collecting recyclable bottles and digging through Dumpsters.
I willing to bet that a 3 years ago this genius was the “Smartest person in the room”.
“Madoff “shattered my dreams†when he lost her mother’s inheritance, said Sharon Lissauer, a model who lives in Manhattan. Victim Sheryl Weinstein, of Manhattan, said she was a longtime friend of the money manager, calling him “a beast†for losing her investment. She said her son had worked for Madoff years ago.
”
What no “Reach Around”??? Oh man this is fun!!!!
“Madoff has shown “no remorse,†said victim Carla Hirschhorn, of Manalapan, New Jersey, at the hearing. She told Chin her life is a “living hell,†her mother is dependent on social security and her daughter works two jobs to pay tuition. “Don’t fail us,†she told the judge.”
What??!!! You have to “work” to get somewhere in life??!! You mean I can’t be a millionaire on paper???!!!
T-Minus 4 months ‘tards….. Tick Tick.. Tick…..
The What
Someday this war is gonna end..
ugh my dentist office just called me to reschedule my appointment that iw as supposed to have today. oh well that’s fine. it will be a week from tomorrow. i was looking forward to a glass of wine and laughing gas tho 🙁
*rob*
You don’t want to know, rob. The “T” means torture.
“420, PNP, S&M, B&D, mild CBT.”
Dave, what the heck is the ‘alphabet soup’ there??
“It’ll be creepier if you’re not here, randi, because we know you’ll be lurking.”
Watch for a new name popping up in the next day or so.
what is CBT? or do i not even wanna know
*rob*