I like all those gentrified wheat beers one sees in gentrified Asshat fauxdegas. Yes, they all taste (almost) the same, but that just means they’re all good.
“Anybody who drinks Bud Light, Coors Light or any Miller product is a complete douche.”
Yep, I’m a douche. But guess you knew that already.
“I can’t pick up a girl for the life of me at a bar but I can be a totally good gay wingman.”
I second the offer (and the comment!). Actually I have never been a gay wingman but sounds like fun.
I don’t like Heineken that’s sold here. I like the stuff you get in Asia, it’s a different brew, closer to Carlsberg. Corona is fine for a light summer beer, no lime please.
Dave, that’s why I drink it…won’t get too drunk too fast 🙂 Helps me keep the ‘girls’ in the shirt!
Coors light – wouldn’t that include every single college student in America? That was the beer of choice when I went to school.
I like all those gentrified wheat beers one sees in gentrified Asshat fauxdegas. Yes, they all taste (almost) the same, but that just means they’re all good.
Corona Light is just way too light.
You guys are quick off the mark today.
“Anybody who drinks Bud Light, Coors Light or any Miller product is a complete douche.”
Yep, I’m a douche. But guess you knew that already.
“I can’t pick up a girl for the life of me at a bar but I can be a totally good gay wingman.”
I second the offer (and the comment!). Actually I have never been a gay wingman but sounds like fun.
I don’t like Heineken that’s sold here. I like the stuff you get in Asia, it’s a different brew, closer to Carlsberg. Corona is fine for a light summer beer, no lime please.
Hey!!! I like Corona Light! But I am a silly girl 🙂
“lol does anyone else giggle when they pronounce hoegaarden aloud?”
Always Rob haha
“Anybody who drinks Bud Light, Coors Light or any Miller product is a complete douche.”
I love Miller High Life – It’s the champagne of beers!!
Crappy american light beer is necessary for the summer, when it’s hot and your outside BBQing.
Anyone who drinks Corona or Heineken is silly. Those are TERRIBLE beers.