That project would have given you a life time of bragging rights BRG. I’m serious. You would have had unquantifiable sex appeal. Would have far exceeded Ms. Chiff calling you Mistress/Dom BRG too.
I almost had the opportunity to design the VIP Lounge of a very prominent strip club in NYC. I met with the owners, looked at the space —with the lights on, not a pretty sight!!! When I went to measure the space, I was scared to touch anything, fearing I might get pregnant. I designed it, very high end, I spent alot of time picking out a damn chair. The chair needed to have arm rests, but yet needed to allow the patron to spread their legs wide…It was so hard finding a chair. And then they pulled the plug on the project, so to speak. They didn’t want to spend the money after all. Hey, when it’s dark, you can’t tell that’s crushed red velvet on the walls!!
DIBS, Who says you can’t touch at strip clubs…check in the back rooms!
What in the name of all that is holy are we going on about? Who shot who? Or rather, what?
I have this oddly disconcerting image of an old gym coach who never wore underwear under his sweatpants… This is making me think of blue underpants on Dave’s head and some currently unknown-by-me basketball player in loose heather grey sweatpants, at a club, with a gun entirely too close to his male version of the hoo-hoo…
Biff, why is that strip club attire? When I go to a strip club (yes, I do go, with straight friends) I’m usually in my business attire. I think people that go to strip clubs and don’t go in proper attire are inconsiderate. That’s someone’s daughter up there!!!
Besides, hetero strip clubs are the biggest joke and biggest waste of money. Am what’s with this no touching at the hetero strip clubs!!!??? ROTFLMMAO
My straight friends are too cheap for the back rooms. We just go to Ricky’s now.
When the gay ones used to be here the back rooms were for whatever you wanted to do in them!!! Or so I’m told.
BRG, as Chris Rock will be quick to tell you there is NO Sex In the Champagne Room.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFZPoyx7poo&feature=related
That project would have given you a life time of bragging rights BRG. I’m serious. You would have had unquantifiable sex appeal. Would have far exceeded Ms. Chiff calling you Mistress/Dom BRG too.
I almost had the opportunity to design the VIP Lounge of a very prominent strip club in NYC. I met with the owners, looked at the space —with the lights on, not a pretty sight!!! When I went to measure the space, I was scared to touch anything, fearing I might get pregnant. I designed it, very high end, I spent alot of time picking out a damn chair. The chair needed to have arm rests, but yet needed to allow the patron to spread their legs wide…It was so hard finding a chair. And then they pulled the plug on the project, so to speak. They didn’t want to spend the money after all. Hey, when it’s dark, you can’t tell that’s crushed red velvet on the walls!!
DIBS, Who says you can’t touch at strip clubs…check in the back rooms!
I agree with townhouselady.
Any jerk who goes to Manhattan nightclubs in sweatpants deserves to shoot himself in the hoo-hoo.
Giants receiver Plaxico Burress accidentally shot himself in the right thigh while at a Manhattan nightclub.
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/30/sports/football/30burress.html?ref=sports
Agree and agree Dave. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
What in the name of all that is holy are we going on about? Who shot who? Or rather, what?
I have this oddly disconcerting image of an old gym coach who never wore underwear under his sweatpants… This is making me think of blue underpants on Dave’s head and some currently unknown-by-me basketball player in loose heather grey sweatpants, at a club, with a gun entirely too close to his male version of the hoo-hoo…
Enlighten me?
Biff, why is that strip club attire? When I go to a strip club (yes, I do go, with straight friends) I’m usually in my business attire. I think people that go to strip clubs and don’t go in proper attire are inconsiderate. That’s someone’s daughter up there!!!
Besides, hetero strip clubs are the biggest joke and biggest waste of money. Am what’s with this no touching at the hetero strip clubs!!!??? ROTFLMMAO