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These two beauties come to us from Crown Heights and Canarsie, respectively. It almost looks like they could have been designed by the same person. Love those doors and peaked roofs! Condos in Crown Heights [Craigslist] 1280 E 100th St [Craigslist]
These two beauties come to us from Crown Heights and Canarsie, respectively. It almost looks like they could have been designed by the same person. Love those doors and peaked roofs!
Condos in Crown Heights [Craigslist]
1280 E 100th St [Craigslist]
“What’s wrong with them?
They’re BOOTIFUL!!!”
BRG;
As a Bay Ridgite,you should know better as to how to say this.
Allow me, a native Brooklynite,to assess these homes in the mother tongue:
“They’re beeee -yeeewwww- ti-full”
And I certainly agree!!!
“in the best and quite Location in Crown Heights.”
“These beautiful Condos, bring you the best of what Crown Heights could deliver.”
NOT!!!!!!!(quite)
In the CH listing, “These beautiful Condos, bring you the best of what Crown Heights could deliver.”
Montrose, thems is fightin’ words!
Bowl…all the interior specs go out with the next order.
Dave, I’m pragmatic in 2009. They built the damn things, I’m just trying to envision what could be done to make the one on the left less of an eyesore. The one on the right is hopeless. Are windows so expensive that they couldn’t plan for bigger ones? Of course not. If I was building for this market, I’d try harder to at least make them make sense, I’m not even talking attractive, here. Natural light makes sense.
My cat is jealous of my keyboard, as it takes away time that should be used to pet him. His foot has unerring accuracy in the keys he steps on. Sometimes I think he can read.
BRG, you forgot about the “gorgeous floors that smile back”
MM blamed it on the cat. evil of her, no?
However I will take full responsibility for saying I do agree. the one on the left could be made to look better, although the entryways would have been bettered centers or each Flush left or right. But MM has years in the design business (as I) and there’s a lot that could be done to improve those buildings. that’s not saying they’re going to win any awards, but they don’t have to be so gacky.
The one on the right totally defeats me. It has no redeeming visual qualities whatsoever. Maybe someone could design a slipcover to throw over it. maybe a sinkhole will open up under it.
“Benson, where are you? :)”
Benson is busy in his vast warehouse, filling orders.
-9 Scholck Doors
– 7 Fedder units
– 5 Schlock railings
– 3 exposed electric meters
– 10,000 faux bricks
Deliver to: Brooklyn, USA
Wow, where does one start? How about the shower stall in 1280 E 100th St with no walls? I suppose that’s one way to clean the bathroom and have a shower at the same time.