A conservative radio talk show host called Jay Mundy describes his first visit to Williamsburg earlier this week. It’s kinda hilarious until you realize that people this close-minded actually exist. Some out-takes:

williamsburg-bathroom-0609.jpgIt is a place that is now the official hipster neighborhood of the United States of America…I never thought that could exist here…I couldn’t believe it. It is so left wing, how do I even describe it…If you could see what this place looks like…Just think of the most left-wing hippie, lunatic, nutcase; get that in your head and multiply it by thousands. It is extremely scary…Tattoos and people who are high on drugs all day and they are wearing weird clothes, like something you can’t imagine, like a Hollywood picture, but here it was in the real world. Someone I was with said it’s like all the misfits in this country went to this neighborhood. There’s graffiti everywhere cuz they think graffiti is art…They are extreme leftists. I’ve never seen so many sick weirdos gathered in one place. They’re all doing drugs all day. They have their hair died and tattoos so they can’t have a job so they’re all living on public assistance…They love Obama and the leftists and hate police power. They’re carefree people. If I lived there a day, I tell you I would be in jail for murder…They don’t believe in toilet paper there because it hurts the environment…I think even some left-of-center Democrats would be grossed out.

Someone better explain to this guy the difference between a hipster and a hippie. You can check Part 1 and Part 2 of the interview on YouTube.


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  1. “It’s just that it’s in your neighborhood now, What. But gentrification and flux has been going on as long as NYC has been going on. New groups colonize a neighborhood and other groups move on. Too bad.”

    Ding Ding Ding! “Colonize”????? Is that what you called this bullshit???? I thing you better read up on some history homeboy sometimes colonization backfires. The natives kills all the pioneers! ROTFLMMFAO Thanks jaggoff for finally coming out with the truth! So all this “Neighborhood Togetherness” is a bunch of bullshit and I stand corrected right???!!!

    ” They were just going out and getting trashed and having fun–same as kids today.”

    Those kids had jobs and worked everyday unlike the transplants.

    ” was one those scenesters from the past–I was actually in CBGB’s and the Peppermint Lounge when they mattered. My glory days started in the golden age of Danceteria and ended the day I left my last rave saying ”

    You’re a lying Google searching motherfucker! If you was your age is 47+ years old..

    The What

    Someday this war is gonna end…

  2. “Some of the greatest rock bands came from there!”

    Many, if not all of the significant rock bands to come out of NYC in the last 10 years are somehow tied to Williamsburg.

    NYC’s music scene IS williamsburg

  3. “Yeah What, kick and scream and all you want, those hipster hotties ain’t giving you the time of day.”

    No I fuck grown ass woman not Herpes infested bitches!

    The What (More More!)

    Someday this war is gonna end…

  4. “Wait – you mean that venue in Manhattan that hasn’t been significant since the 70s ”

    Some of the greatest rock bands came from there! They made a contribution to society unlike the Assfucks in “Billyburg”.

    “FYI – the original punksters where considered hacks, you dumb ass. 3 chord progression being played loudly. Get a clue.”

    And now we have Fag Synth Pop! I guess tight jeans and nipple rings have improved Chord Progression.

    “You don’t even know what you are talking about. It was not until very late 70s and early 80s until punk was considered legit art.”

    You was still sperm during those days! Get a clue Jaggoff!

    “And pretty sure they had a reputation of bad hygiene – including tatoos and lack of ass washing.”

    Oh no Hipsters made Hygiene Counter Revolutionary! Grab a bar of soap and have a shower!

    “mr. what. did you ever think that many of the young people in williamsburg support themselves with jobs that take place at night, which means they have free time during the day?”

    Come on, come on! You don’t believe that!!!!

    The What (Fucking retards)

    Someday this war is gonna end…

    If you’re a Hipster and you know it clap your hands! ROTFLMMFAO!

  5. It’s just that it’s in your neighborhood now, What. But gentrification and flux has been going on as long as NYC has been going on. New groups colonize a neighborhood and other groups move on. Too bad. And I wasn’t making a value judgement on the worth of the so-called hipster versus the youthful archetypes of days gone by, just an observation that the hipster is very much tied to what passes for a “scene” these days. BTW, I was one those scenesters from the past–I was actually in CBGB’s and the Peppermint Lounge when they mattered. My glory days started in the golden age of Danceteria and ended the day I left my last rave saying “God, I’m too old for this”. I went home, hung up my Fozzie Bear backpack forever and joined the great asshat migration. All I’m saying is, that for those kids who are part of the Williamsburg scene now, all that is going on there DOES matter. That is what they will remember fondly in another couple decades and they will rail on blogs and in community board meetings against the destruction of Williamsburg as it was when they were there. I will tell you, no one in the 70s or 80s thought they were doing anything particularly important. They were just going out and getting trashed and having fun–same as kids today.

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