Columbus Day Open Thread
We’re on a school calendar around here so no posts today. For those of you trapped at your desk today, though, feel free to amuse yourselves in the open thread. ‘Til tomorrow then…

We’re on a school calendar around here so no posts today. For those of you trapped at your desk today, though, feel free to amuse yourselves in the open thread. ‘Til tomorrow then…
– chicken, you in a police uniform might be too much for me.
– don’t think about that too hard DIBS.
Too late. It might get messy.
^^^^waiting for the rewrites.
For some reason, every word out of Estelle Harris’s mouth on Seinfeld cracks me up. So glad she’s doing the Seinfeld reunion on Curb.
don’t think about that too hard DIBS. I’m too skinny to wear a uniform well.
chicken, you in a police uniform might be too much for me.
“The look of disappointment on DIBS’ face was truly priceless”
I would have liked to have seen it. Was he like George Constanza’s mom in Seinfeld when she found out Jerry’s girlfriend Donna Chang wasn’t chinese?
“my dog has started eating acorns.”
“Is he a pecanese?”
Or a Bouvier des Planters?
I leave for a couple of hours and all hell breaks loose.
In a very brief fit of social conscience, I actually toyed with the idea of joining the police force when I get to NY. Unfortunately I’m already older than the new joiner cut-off age so looks like I’m stuck with financial services.
“And after today’s OT, the gap might be even wider by tonight.”
Why wait for tonight, Biff? I’ve started keeping a flask in my desk.