Closing Bell: Please Open Soon!
Over at New York Shitty, Miss Heather spotted a desperate plea posted on an under-construction laundromat a few weeks ago. “Dear laundromat,” it read, “Please finish construction soon so I can give you all of my money. I have at least seventy pounds of dirty laundry with your name on it! p.s. if you need…

Over at New York Shitty, Miss Heather spotted a desperate plea posted on an under-construction laundromat a few weeks ago. “Dear laundromat,” it read, “Please finish construction soon so I can give you all of my money. I have at least seventy pounds of dirty laundry with your name on it! p.s. if you need help with construction I am good with a hammer.” This person is apparently willing to hold out, as they recently posted another note saying, “Please Open Soon! I seriously cannot even wait one day longer. The pile in my room is HUGE!!” At 70 pounds of laundry and growing, we hope for their sake this laundromat gets a move on.
Photo by New York Shitty
What’s funny is the person would rather do construction work than laundry!
“Please Open Soon! I seriously cannot even wait one day longer. The pile in my room is HUGE!!”
There are other laundromats in Brooklyn. A LOT of other laundromats.
and it’s not rob, either.
no dirty hipster jokes please…