Patrick Stewart Moves to Park Slope

Actor Patrick Stewart has moved to Park Slope, according to a tipster. We won’t say where exactly the captain of the Starship Enterprise is moving (we wouldn’t want to get phasered for blowing his cover) but let’s just say there’s plenty of bedrooms in case a few mutants stop by for a stay as well as a large outdoor space from which to practice his Shakespearean soliloquies. At over $2 million, the price tag was also very Hollywood.

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