I drove past DIBS’s corner tonight and the block was full of fire engines. Anyone know if he’s home?
quote: “A tweet suggests laying out old clothing and shoes on pavements and lawns on Saturday to give the impression that someone has indeed been beamed up.””
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Not so sure about the Gowanus theory. Can someone please go check if there is a pile of clothes by his door?
oh nuts, Snappy, I missed your post. Hopefully, he got himself out. We’ll see if he posts on the OT tomorrow. If not, we may have to go to Plan B.
Disinfect him first, thanks. He’s covered in the ultimate poo-mist. Or just leave him.
“so now the question is where is *rob* and how do we get him back?”
DonaT, I’ve determined that Rob is in the Gowanus. Meet me at the Carroll Street Bridge and we’ll fish him out together. Don’t worry, I’ve got a super-sized net and biohazard gear for us so we don’t get the sludge on us!
Well, it isn’t the end of the world and no news of any Rapture people ascending into heaven, so now the question is where is *rob* and how do we get him back?
I am still here, but it is 24 minutes till the Rapture. I bought a used bicycle which may or may not have been a good idea. Also spent a lot of money for some plumbing repairs. Well, they don’t get to cash the check till Monday so it may all be academic anyway.
quote: where am i?! im in some sorta gelatinous pod with flashing green lights aaaaaaaaaaaaaah
*rob*
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It sounds as if *rob* may have already been Raptured, although I heard Anderson Cooper report the Rapture is at 6:00 PM !
I bought some shocking-green sheer curtains. They were on discount for a long time, naturally because no normal person would want such things in their place. So I brought them home and put them in a bedroom. Voila, surprise! When the sun shines, the whole room is flooded with amazing green light. I like them.
I drove past DIBS’s corner tonight and the block was full of fire engines. Anyone know if he’s home?
quote: “A tweet suggests laying out old clothing and shoes on pavements and lawns on Saturday to give the impression that someone has indeed been beamed up.””
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Not so sure about the Gowanus theory. Can someone please go check if there is a pile of clothes by his door?
oh nuts, Snappy, I missed your post. Hopefully, he got himself out. We’ll see if he posts on the OT tomorrow. If not, we may have to go to Plan B.
Disinfect him first, thanks. He’s covered in the ultimate poo-mist. Or just leave him.
“so now the question is where is *rob* and how do we get him back?”
DonaT, I’ve determined that Rob is in the Gowanus. Meet me at the Carroll Street Bridge and we’ll fish him out together. Don’t worry, I’ve got a super-sized net and biohazard gear for us so we don’t get the sludge on us!
Well, it isn’t the end of the world and no news of any Rapture people ascending into heaven, so now the question is where is *rob* and how do we get him back?
I am still here, but it is 24 minutes till the Rapture. I bought a used bicycle which may or may not have been a good idea. Also spent a lot of money for some plumbing repairs. Well, they don’t get to cash the check till Monday so it may all be academic anyway.
quote: where am i?! im in some sorta gelatinous pod with flashing green lights aaaaaaaaaaaaaah
*rob*
—
It sounds as if *rob* may have already been Raptured, although I heard Anderson Cooper report the Rapture is at 6:00 PM !
I bought some shocking-green sheer curtains. They were on discount for a long time, naturally because no normal person would want such things in their place. So I brought them home and put them in a bedroom. Voila, surprise! When the sun shines, the whole room is flooded with amazing green light. I like them.