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Oh, boy, this should be fun. This house at 240 78th Street in Bay Ridge is, according to the listing, the creation of “one of Brooklyn’s foremost real estate entrepreneurs” and it’s quite the piece of work, from the fortress-like walls to neon-lit game room to outdoor pool with a bridge. Not exactly our cup of tea but different strokes for different folks. Maybe there’s someone out there ready to shell over $3,950,000 for 5,339 square feet of “masterfully renovated” space. Any takers?
240 78th Street [Nestseekers] GMAP P*Shark


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  1. this kid has a lot of debt on this property and is looking for a home run. looks way too over-improved to me. my guess is he’s in way over his head. but hey, this should be up someone’s alley down there, right?

  2. my goodness, so many posters are acting like snobs from Edith Wharton novels. New money!…euuhhh!!!
    I honestly don’t see how this house is so different than the ones next to it in terms of size and massing. It actually fits in pretty well; this is not an historic district. Granted, the solid garden fence is not friendly and should be replaced. But the rest of the house is not bad. Obviously the railings above the porch and at the third floor balcony are not yet finished.
    These incredibly hostile comments have more to do with ethnic prejudice and snobbishness than with the architecture, which is not appalling. Rich people live like this in the United States now. Some of you need to get out of Brooklyn more.

  3. Sorry there is no defending this house – it is horrible. I dont find the exterior architecture of the house so bad (although railings would be nice) but everything else about it is insane (in a bad way)
    It makes no sense – was this built for 3 families (with a shared pool/game room and movie theater) or the fattest laziest people in America – a kitchen on every floor??? WTF –
    I am buying a $4M house an I got space (no garage) for ONE CAR?? – I mean the guy who is looking for this has probably got 3-5 high end vehicles.
    Horrible flooring (and its EVERYWHERE)
    Should have an elevator at this price and style
    and clearly this guy hates plants, you couldnt grow something if you tried.

    This house is an abomination – and I might be partial to a 5K sg ft house with a pool and a cabana anywhere that you can get a subway. But this thing is just awful.

  4. dave, it is a nice break from the narrow little parlors and narrow little rickety stairs and wondering how to fit a dining room AND a kitchen on the same floor. I mean, if you want to pay three million dollars for a house in brooklyn having a place to park your car and a place to take a little swim sounds reasonable to me. We are used to seeing house that cost millions that frankly have little to offer by way of luxury. Pretentiousness perhaps, luxury, no.