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We didn’t know it had come to this. Ettelson RE, who often has some real Crown Heights gems on its listings roster, isn’t sitting back and letting this market softening get it down. Anyone willing to put up $999,000 for this victorian mansion on Park Place will also be the proud new owner of a 42-inch plasma screen television. Oh yeah, and they’ll throw in $1,000 cash money.
All Buyers Receive 42″ Plasma [Craigslist]
Park Place Victorian [Ettelson RE]


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  1. Yeah, that’s too bad — but no pics of the interior; must be in really bad shape. I was in Kensignton on E. 2nd St. and Ditmas Friday; there is a lot of tearing down going on around there. Really a shame.

  2. Part of the reason this house is a hard sell is that it needs a lot of work. It is a great house – even mentioned in the AIA Guide to NY as a great example of the Shingle Style. It sits on a large lot on a nice block. The previous owner ran his business from the house, and to my knowledge did not live in it. He created some unfortunate closets and ruined the lines of some rooms too. It is a solid one family, although one could probably ruin the lines of it by creating a private hallway to lead upstairs, but you would be ruining a gorgeous Victorian Turkish smoking corner with built in seats, mucho woodwork, etc. I hope no one does that. The rooms on all floors are amazingly small for a house that size, and would need a sensitive removal of a couple of walls to open it up, as it is now a warren of small rooms leading one to another.

    Here’s the biggie – it doesn’t have a kitchen. The original kitchen is on the ground floor, down in the basement really, along with the mechanicals. What’s there now is a 70’s mishmash of cheap cabinets and appliances, looking really bad. There is a great fireplace on one side of the kitchen that would be way cool restored, and the entire house has some very nice details. Some enterprizing entrepenurs removed a couple of mantlepieces too.

    I also had a problem with the worst woodwork stripping job I have ever seen in my life. I’m sure they decided that people like stripped woodwork, so they went to it at the last minute, and did a crap job. You can actually see gloppy remnants of the stripper in the corners and crevices, which they covered with high gloss polyurathane.

    All that to say it’s a great house if you are willing to sink a lot more money into it. It would make a wonderful family home for someone with 3 or 4 kids and a pile of money, as there is a yard to play in, and room enough for everyone to have their own room. You would just need to make it work for you.

    I saw the house over a year ago.

  3. so you’re saying if i shell out a million dollars for a house, you’ll give me a $3000 TV? that has all the allure of “slashing” the price from $999,000 to $996,000…where do i sign?

  4. I guess the days of having an open house, taking mulitple bids and sealing the deal with floral arrangements and thank you cards are over.

    We’re in the new era of stagings and buyer incentives.. Whats next?