ISO someone to cut up my couch with a chainsaw and remove it

Does anyone know of such a person? The couch got in here before some construction was done, and can no longer fit out the door. It’s very heavy, to boot. I need someone ASAP.

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in Furniture 12 years and 8 months ago

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elmo | 12 years and 8 months ago

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We used Dr. Sofa as well a few years back to move a sofabed.  Very quick and professional.

TheBrooklynCarriage | 12 years and 8 months ago

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Try Dr. Sofa! I was moving into a new apartment and couldn’t get my sofa up the stairs. They came within 45 mins and quickly got it inside.

eme1million | 12 years and 8 months ago

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Hate to think of somone paying an uphosterer to cut up a couch!  You can probably strip off the uphostery with a utility knife and then find that the wooden structure will come apart with a phillips screwdriver.  Should take an hour of your time.

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Contact Levi (**mr.upholster@gmail.com**) tell him I recommended you.  He’s very experienced in **furniture reupholstery** and **custom** designs but I know for a fact he also disassembles furniture to fit into apartments, etc. – you can also contact him via his website as well **http://www.mrupholster.com**