On the 3rd day of December
Brownstoner gave to me
Twelve Forte rentals
Eleven Viking ranges
Ten bitter renters
Nine Fedders houses
Eight brand new bike lanes
Seven stop work orders
Six Park Slope strollers
FIIIIIIVE LOGIN NAAAAAMES!
Four funny pics
Three silly gifts
Two stiff drinks
And a really swanky party 🙂

THE PARTY STARTS TONIGHT at 6pm at The Bell House – 149 7th Street between 2nd & 3rd Avenues in Gowanus. Check out www.thebellhouseny.com/info.php for directions. Don’t forget your dollar store grab bag gifts and funny old pic of yourself. Can’t wait to see you all there!

**THIS PARTY IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY COBBLESNAPS PRODUCTIONS. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED AND ENFORCED BY CATS WITH SUPER SHARP CLAWS.**


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  1. He’s actually a complete creation using body parts from different animals and made into a drawing. No ass was injured in the making of this artwork.