Mysterious bread on windows
Woke up this morning to find slices of bread placed on 2 of my window sills. Considering it would have required either a ladder or some climbing ability to place them there I am a little freaked out by this. I have considered everything from black magic to squirrels trying to figure this one out….
Woke up this morning to find slices of bread placed on 2 of my window sills. Considering it would have required either a ladder or some climbing ability to place them there I am a little freaked out by this. I have considered everything from black magic to squirrels trying to figure this one out. Anyone with any possible insight?
Boofer, I apologize, when I’m drunk there’s no telling what I’ll get up to.
I do like what you’ve done with the place since the last time I looked in.
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/MVsmallvillefan/super_squirrel.jpg
Spiderman gets hungry sometimes….
Good thing this didn’t happen a month and a half ago. That stuff isn’t kosher le-pesach.
Boofer, wasn’t it you who wrote about Teen Challenge basketball court?
Could be kids from next door running drills in fine-motor, bread-handling layups. Maybe even the priest himself. Or, hasn’t there been news lately about a stealth campaign by modern-day Hansel and Gretelists? If you remove the bread, lock
your windows afterward.
Seriously, we live behind a deli and have seen squirrels casually eating Braunsweiger up in the trees.
Boofer,
If you wake up tomorrow and you are NOT. I repeat NOT, bleeding from your anus we can finally write off that “Pumpernickel Curse” as a childish urban legend!
I’m going to put creepy clown figurines in all of your windows tonight while you sleep…
I see the making of a Law & Order episode.
I was starting to work out a post about an evil sect that used perverted versions of Christian symbols to mark their victims. However, since the OP is seriously freaked out, I’ll refrain. I REALLY think the bread was left by squirrels.