I’m too tall to wear a sari, I’d look like a drag queen.
Hamptons report: it is all for sale. Seriously, it looks like west Philly in the 90’s. But I saw someone who looked famous — either that or she spent a ton of money on her face. Perhaps she was just rich.
On waxing: ick. When I went to college with hippies, I shaved. Now, I shave occasionally. The thought of paying someone to rip my hair out sounds bad. They should pay me, I think.
On poop: we had success with the potty, then right after that a terrible accident that involved the bathroom floor and a pair of leggings. And socks. The cats just shrugged, but me, I had to clean it all up.
THL, thanks for your kind words… I am considering it. I mean I have one, but it’s all pictures of my kid.
I like yours though 🙂
OMG Heather you are hysterical. Anytime I see one of your “after hours” posts it always makes me laugh! I swear you need your own blog. I’d read it!
I’m too tall to wear a sari, I’d look like a drag queen.
Hamptons report: it is all for sale. Seriously, it looks like west Philly in the 90’s. But I saw someone who looked famous — either that or she spent a ton of money on her face. Perhaps she was just rich.
On waxing: ick. When I went to college with hippies, I shaved. Now, I shave occasionally. The thought of paying someone to rip my hair out sounds bad. They should pay me, I think.
On poop: we had success with the potty, then right after that a terrible accident that involved the bathroom floor and a pair of leggings. And socks. The cats just shrugged, but me, I had to clean it all up.
Nite all! [Running out to buy sari!]
Nite all and smooches. Harem tryouts begin tomorrow at noon…wear your best sari!
Okay kids, I’m out…I played around too much today, I have work to do.
How about Bay Ridge Big Booty and Cobble Hiller Hott Mama? 🙂
I’m want to change my name to Bay Ridge Babe or Bay Ridge Beauty
Cobble, I think you should change yours as well. something like Cobble Hiller Hottie.
“BRG, the show isn’t fixed…you still have a chance to wow me!”
Sure I’ll show you my waxed body parts!