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  1. “Cigar, Davebastard, cobblehick, Dirty hipshit, kensingtonass, biff chumpion”

    Good to see I’m in such illustrious company.

    chicken, where the hell were you yesterday??? I bought into your suggestions of dragon tattoos and thought an Oriental theme might even get Dave on board.

  2. [sneaks in through not-so-secret sliding door — ha! that legion thinks he’s so sly….]

    [“here kitty kitty kitty….”, ah there you are, you little…]

    [Uses dry ice and hammer, Bang! Bang! Bang! on Acme kitty! [laser whiskers fly!] bad kitty! You bit my ankle and made Rob cry last time!]

    [Leaves note for stevieb, with box of generic costco tissues]

    Dear stevieb, I know, it must hurt, we had something very special, alas, everything is impermanent in this life. All the best, Cobble

    [Turns the heater on, so Snappy, Biff & CGar will warm up quick when they arrive at HQ in the morning.]

    [Exits through legions not-so-secret-anymore tunnel, and pops up on Atlantic and Court, for the quick bitter walk home into Cobble Hill, humming “It ain’t me babe”.]

  3. [opens secret sliding door next to framed velvet painting of Dogs Playing Poker]

    [truns on light and walks towards desk]

    …what the?

    [trips over 40oz bottles of Pabst Blue Ribbon, mounds of balled up Kleenex tissues and sticky,crumpled photos of Serena Williams]

    “I leave for a few hours and this is what happens”

    [changes lithium ion battery on ACME attack cat with spring loaded retractable claws and infrared whiskers]

    “…now where’s my hat?”

    [grabs hat, coat, scarf and gloves off rack]

    “…wind chill is at 25 degrees out there, but noooooooooo! who needs all this outerwear when there’s global warming? Last time I listen to that bunch of smart asses!]

    [clap off]

    [exits through secret tunnel beneath Atlantic Avenue,
    fade out on car driving along dark mountain road to theme from Courageous Cat and Minute Mouse]

  4. Are Janko and stevieb refugees from that other now essentially defunct blog?

    Posted by: cobblehiller at December 10, 2009 5:31 PM

    ++++

    cobble, you were mean to me today 🙁 *sniff*
    i thought u were my best friend on here

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