Cobble Hill Tips for Martin Amis

It’s been a few months since news broke that literary icon Martin Amis was buying a house in Cobble Hill. That doesn’t stop Slate columnist (and BoCoCa denizen) Troy Patterson from weighing in with some tips to help get the British author acclimated to the new climes. We’re buying the one about the tennis courts on Congress Street, though we’re not so sure about the LICH recommendation. What would you tell Amis to check out or avoid?