Closing Bell: Northside Piers Bring Manhattan to Bburg
For those Manhattanites still fearing the shift to Brooklyn Life, Northside Towers offers encouragement: the Manhattan “lifestyle” is alive and well in those buildings. That’s the word from Williamsburg Is Dead who offered a translation of an advertorial email (“The problem is, you always tell yourself, [friends who moved to Williamsburg] gave up Manhattan. And…

For those Manhattanites still fearing the shift to Brooklyn Life, Northside Towers offers encouragement: the Manhattan “lifestyle” is alive and well in those buildings. That’s the word from Williamsburg Is Dead who offered a translation of an advertorial email (“The problem is, you always tell yourself, [friends who moved to Williamsburg] gave up Manhattan. And more important: the Manhattan lifestyle. But all that changes with Two Northside Piers”) that landed in his inbox: “Oh no, you lost all your money! You can’t afford to live in Manhattan anymore. You could move to Brooklyn but everyone there is all like “Have you read such-and-such book?” and “I love art blah blah blah.” Luckily there is a super-shiny condo for you to move into.” This couple, from their Web site, is apparently already enmeshed in the lifestyle.
oops, sorry. I mean win him over with half your paycheck.
well you will probably win her over with your tremendous charm and compassionate nature. (HA!)
I think I’m probably closer to getting that guy home with me, than the chances of that woman doing anything but give you a dirty look on the subway.
11217, why would someone so attractive agree to go home with you?
Haha. Love it Snark.
The evening news seems so much more fun stoned, I have to say…
I’m gunna clip some coupons tonight…they’re making a comeback!!
Shouldn’t that be wii and wiid?
Yeah, guys love wii and pot. I’ve got all I need to hunker down for depression 2.0. Or the winter.
Now I just need her husband.
I like the way you think 11217.
This ad would be better if there was a machete weilding maniac in place of the attractive hetero couple.