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  1. “We were having a dinner party, and a huge flashlight and collection of firemen appeared,”
    Hey dibs, you have a backyard in brooklyn? we can have a fire pit and then fight over the firemen.

  2. “Brooklyn Has an Artisanal Porridge Shop Now”
    That’s it! I’m tired of seeing everyone else succeed creating artisanal food from common everyday fare.
    I’m opening a Gruel store, yummy….Gruella de Vil

  3. “You could never appreciate a fine Federal interior. ”
    You’re right. If I had to live with that carpeting and wallpaper, I’d barf up higher taxes for the rich.

  4. From Photos I’ve seen of Gracie mansion, it looks like something only old stuffy people would like. You’ll enjoy the house.