Adventures in Real Estate Marketing
Who needs the Internet to market a property when you’ve got a Sharpie, barely legible handwriting and a photocopier! (Click to expand.)
Who needs the Internet to market a property when you’ve got a Sharpie, barely legible handwriting and a photocopier! (Click to expand.)
“It’s not low-class. It’s funny. Making fun of children in wheelchairs is low-class. Making fun of professionals who do stupid things is funny.”
“the first thing I thought was how hilarious it was that a kid had scrawled the details of an almost 1 million dollar house for sale. I have a feeling that b’stoner probably had the same response. people, get off your stupid oversensitive high horses. sometimes things are just funny”
Finally finished reading the comments. I agree with bfarwell and miss priss. It’s funny to market a $1 million house in this manner, and clever, too, since the sign no doubt gets lots of attention, and not just on Brownstoner. My guess is Mr. B thought it was funny, too. Methinks people overthink things (nothing I’ve ever been accused of!) and need to lighten up and have a laugh.
Some people think cucumbers taste better pickled…
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hating on something as fun as an open air market where people eat delicious food, people-watch, and meet their neighbors?
“meeting their neighbors” lol, that’s a good one… and since when is standing around sniffing each other’s pretentious farts a good thing?
*rob*
Actually, Miss Priss, Mr. B likes me – I generate the clicks for him. I seem to have a talent to push the buttons of people like you – who can’t take any criticsm of Mr. B. in stride.
Awwww, did you get upset because I gave Mr. B some of his own medicine in the Flea Promotion thread? Awww, I’m sorry, Miss Priss.
I’m sure you found the flyer hysterical. I think its hysterical too that someone with limited marketing skills will ask such money for his house, and GET IT from people like YOU and Mr. B. Galls you, doesn’t it?
By the way, you sure took alot of time to write a full response to someone you claim is a bore.
c’mon benson, you’re an idiot. sorry, but it had to be said. I saw that same flyer in this neighborhood and I don’t run a real estate website and the first thing I thought was how hilarious it was that a kid had scrawled the details of an almost 1 million dollar house for sale. I have a feeling that b’stoner probably had the same response. people, get off your stupid oversensitive high horses. sometimes things are just funny. Benson, i have no idea who you are, what you do, what you look like, but i know this – you’d be the biggest bore/drag/drone to get stuck sitting next to anywhere. hating on something as fun as an open air market where people eat delicious food, people-watch, and meet their neighbors? really?? Did b’stoner steal your girl back in the day?
It expands more if you have a bigger monitor. But yeah, it’s not like there were small nuances or details to linger over.
My manufactured brain didn’t understand why I should click on the image only for it to appear about 5% larger than shown in the thread.
Seemed silly.
> What does Click to Expand mean?
Depends. Does it appear on the manufacturer’s tag attached to your brain?
I also find that the smaller real estate offices that have been in teh community a while have better priced listings. Plus, the realtors most likely live in the neighborhood and know the area. There’s nothing worse than going to an Open House and asking the broker where the nearest train and supermarket are and they’re clueless.