{"id":51699,"date":"2010-12-06T10:46:41","date_gmt":"2010-12-06T10:46:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brownstoner.com\/?p=51699"},"modified":"2010-12-06T11:44:45","modified_gmt":"2010-12-06T11:44:45","slug":"its-almost-part-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.brownstoner.com\/forum-archive\/2010\/12\/its-almost-part-1\/","title":{"rendered":"IT&#8217;S ALMOST PARTY TIME!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(think Jingle Bells, folks!)<\/p>\n<p>Dashing through Brooklyn<br \/>\nTaking pictures all around<br \/>Writing up stories<br \/>Keeping his ear to the ground<br \/>Watching real estate<br \/>Hating shiny floors too bright<br \/>What fun it is to hate kitchens<br \/>That simply don&#8217;t look right!<\/p><p>Oh, Brownstoner, Brownstoner<br \/>\n <span class=\"plp-active-page\"><span class=\"\">%<\/span><\/span> | <a href=\"https:\/\/www.brownstoner.com\/forum-archive\/2010\/12\/its-almost-part-1\/2\/\" class=\"post-page-numbers\"><span class=\"\">%<\/span><\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/www.brownstoner.com\/forum-archive\/2010\/12\/its-almost-part-1\/3\/\" class=\"post-page-numbers\"><span class=\"\">%<\/span><\/a> ","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(think Jingle Bells, folks!) 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