{"id":39078,"date":"2009-12-03T11:04:41","date_gmt":"2009-12-03T11:04:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brownstoner.com\/?p=39078"},"modified":"2009-12-08T10:01:34","modified_gmt":"2009-12-08T10:01:34","slug":"last-call-party","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.brownstoner.com\/forum-archive\/2009\/12\/last-call-party\/","title":{"rendered":"Last Call!  Party Tonight!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On the 3rd day of December<br \/>\nBrownstoner gave to me<br \/>\nTwelve Forte rentals<br \/>\nEleven Viking ranges<br \/>\nTen bitter renters<br \/>\nNine Fedders houses<br \/>\nEight brand new bike lanes<br \/>\nSeven stop work orders<br \/>\nSix Park Slope strollers<br \/>\nFIIIIIIVE LOGIN NAAAAAMES!<br \/>\nFour funny pics<br \/>\nThree silly gifts<br \/>\nTwo stiff drinks<br \/>\nAnd a really swanky party \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>THE PARTY STARTS TONIGHT at 6pm at The Bell House \u00e2\u20ac\u201c 149 7th Street between 2nd &#038; 3rd Avenues in Gowanus. 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