What will happen when China starts chocking on that paper?

What will happen when not if China dumps?

What will happen when the Chine "Dollar Recycle Operation" shuts down?

Here is the Baltic Dry Shipping Rates.

http://www.dryships.com/index.cfm?get=report

You take a look on this chart and notice the correlation between this chart and the implosion of the Mutant Asset Bubble. Most of the Charts are now broken and this will have a devestaing effect of Dollar recycling.

And...

Chinese provinces try to limit layoffs

http://tinyurl.com/64pn5c

BEIJING (AP) — Two Chinese provinces are trying to deter companies from laying off large numbers of workers as they struggle to limit the fallout from the global financial crisis.
One of the country's richest and most developed provinces, Shandong, is attempting to enforce a local order that a company must go through the government if it wants to lay off more than 40 employees, an official said Tuesday.

Companies are closing factories and walking away from fulfilling orders! This will be the death of this crap called The Mutant Asset Bubble. Say hello to 14% interest rates...

Dave=POOWED

The What

Someday this war is gonna end...

Posted by: what at November 18, 2008 10:29 AM in response to The Death Of The Dollar Has Been Greatly Exaggerated

"Speaking of which I have to go back to my job hunting."

Oh BTW Cobberhiller Temping is the way to go! No BS most companies are looking to reduce cost and if can work without benefits then you will be OK. Give a try..

The What
someday this war is gonn end...

Posted by: what at November 14, 2008 1:44 PM in response to Citibank RIP...

"Hi What! What are you reading about Citi...I was looking for any/something talking about this."

Hi Cobberhiller how are you doing?

Well ole Citibank is swirling the bowl! They are hiding about a trillion dollars in loses. I don't think there is any cash to help them and Jan 09 can't get here fast enough!

This Christmas shopping season is gonna suck-ass and with Circuit City living on borrowed time, next year is gonna to be bad...

The What

Someday this war is gonna end...

Posted by: what at November 14, 2008 1:42 PM in response to Citibank RIP...

"Speaking for myself, I thought you were a fake poster - a regular hiding behind a fake name to harrass What."

Nope Cobberhiller it's DIBS! There was two comments that confirmed it.

The What

Someday this war is gonna end..

Hey Dave I'm still waiting on the Hedge Fund comments from you...

Posted by: what at November 12, 2008 1:28 PM in response to Just smile and wave boys, Smile and wave.....

"Not to be a hater Dave, but didn't you used to waste your time signing in and out as Bold Type Guest?"

Darkstar I owe you a debt of gratitude. Thank you for point that out and thanks you (NO BS).

Dave you snitched on yourself with the "your sister" and "Reach around" comments. You have been outed and give it a rest..

The What

Someday this war is gonna end...

Posted by: what at November 12, 2008 1:25 PM in response to Just smile and wave boys, Smile and wave.....

"What you are the stupidest motherfucker that I've ever come across."

Second! You are number one Darkshit!

" Real estate is not just the shitty two family house you rent in Lodi, New Jersey. It's also the land underneath the house. It also happens to be the shitty office you work from in Hackensack, and the land underneath that. If Real Estate were "done", you, your mom (who lives upstairs from you, and from whom you rent your apartment) and everyone else would be living in caves."

Well mom gives me a great rate!

"Real estate is not done, nor is it even close. The last time there was a real estate crash, it recovered five years later and increased to 200% of where it was before. Two years on, we still have no real estate crash in New York."

I think I can! I think I can! I think I can! I think I can! I think I can! I think I can! I think I can!I think I can! There is no place like home! There is no place like home! There is no place like home! There is no place like home! There is no place like home! There is no place like home!

"I know that two family homes in Lodi have dropped 30% in value, but maybe that wouldn't have been so bad if your mom handn't taken out a HELOC so that the two of you could take that cruise to Bermuda together on Carnival with the proceeds."

I like hitting your Mom better Darkshit. I'm into the "Granny" thing you know. Maybe I will get the sister you never had...

The What (Where in the fuck these people come from?)

Someday this war is gonna end..

Posted by: what at November 12, 2008 12:49 PM in response to Just smile and wave boys, Smile and wave.....

"this AIG crap makes my f'in blood boil!!!"

150 Billion AIG!

145 Billion Fannie and Freddie!

29 Billion Bear Sterns!

45 Billion Lehman Brothers!

850 Billion Congress Taxslave hijack!

GOD knows how much Iraq and Afghanistan!

The What being right, priceless..

The What

Someday this war is gonna end..

Posted by: what at November 12, 2008 12:44 PM in response to Just smile and wave boys, Smile and wave.....

"I'm dizzy watching all the crap people are sneaking through - this Federal Tax law thing has got me really pissed off. This $140 BILLION that's been slipped through to banks? WTF. How can they do that?"

Don't forget where you live, this is America!

Bloomberg Sues Fed to Force Disclosure of Collateral (Update1)

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=newsarchive&sid=aKr.oY2YKc2g

``The American taxpayer is entitled to know the risks, costs and methodology associated with the unprecedented government bailout of the U.S. financial industry,'' said Matthew Winkler, the editor-in-chief of Bloomberg News, a unit of New York-based Bloomberg LP, in an e-mail.

Remember I said that the Big Boys always win..

The What

Someday this war is gonna end...

Posted by: what at November 11, 2008 11:53 AM in response to The Asshat Weekend Edition.

Hey Cobblehiller Lookie here!

Group Files Lawsuit to Block Extension of Term Limits

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/11/nyregion/11termlimits.html?_r=1&ref=nyregion&oref=slogin

Elected officials, aspiring politicians, public interest groups and average citizens who voted to establish term limits in New York in the 1990s filed a federal lawsuit on Monday challenging the constitutionality of a law signed by Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg last week that extended the limit from a maximum of two terms in office to three.

This Asshat needs to go!

The What

Someday this war is gonna end..

Posted by: what at November 11, 2008 10:11 AM in response to The Asshat Weekend Edition.

^^^ Hey Fucknozzle^^ The bullshit is wearing off!!

I'm logging on using this name...

The What

Someday this war is gonna end...

Posted by: what at November 11, 2008 9:16 AM in response to The Asshat Weekend Edition.

"Good morning What, Nothing to add - just hello to you over there!"

What's up? Just a big nothing.. Wake me up when the MAB Dies.

The What

Someday this war is gonna end..

Posted by: what at October 30, 2008 11:45 AM in response to This is a heathy housing market, NOT!

Check this out! The reason I called bullshit on Adam was because most of the insane mortgage products are GONE! Now Adam works for a "Mortgage Banker" huh? Why can you post some of your products here and tell us what you have Adam?

Now Lookie here

"720+ fico 20% down loan amount under 417k.
Vanilla 30 yr Conforming Fannie fixed rates."

What the fuck is this going to buy here Adam??!!!! I tell what, NOTHING, NADA, ZERO.
Most of "Brownstoner Brooklyn" needs Non-conforming Mortgages or Jumbo's.

The only way you are going to get get rates is

1. The Government is making Banks loan money to fucking Asshats to buy over priced real estate.

2. To make sure Josh and Megan can keep that 700k 1 bedroom Condo.

3. Make sure that Asshats like Wasder can stay on the Habitrail and make mortgage payments. Still being a debt slave!

4. Lying scam Assfuck Mortgage Broker, Loan Officers, Real Estate Brokers and Agents can keep the insanity going.

You see Adam if I was you I would've post a rate spread to the forms in a heartbeat but since you have NOTHING, that makes you a scumo fucking asshat.

You got POOWED!

Tell us what you got ADAM!!!!!!

The What

Someday this war is gonna end...

Here why you are at it please read this story. This the most insane period in history!

We Can Keep People in Their Homes
Let lenders profit later for easing terms now.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB122523972217878309.html?mod=googlenews_wsj

"The world's turned upside down. For generations of Americans, family homes were assets to be bequeathed to our children. Today, instead, we are proposing to leave them billions of dollars in long-term debt issued by the federal government to prop up a housing market gone bad. This is unfair."

By the time this shit is over the United States of America will be fucking Bankrupt!!!

Posted by: what at October 30, 2008 2:42 AM in response to What Mortgage rates are you seeing?

Hey Adam if you got such good rates! Why not post your Matrix and rates sheet on the forum and let everyone see it! And you know why you wont Adam? Because you are a lying Motherfucker!! Thats why! You got OWNED!!!!!!

The What

Someday this war is gonna end...

Posted by: what at October 29, 2008 3:38 PM in response to What Mortgage rates are you seeing?

720+ fico 20% down loan amount under 417k.
Vanilla 30 yr Conforming Fannie fixed rates.

How in the fuck FHA mortgage are going to help people in NEW FUCKING YORK?????!!

"6.125% 1pt
6.375% no points."

RRRIIIGGGHHTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey Adam show me a Good Faith Estimate on some one mortgage you did with their name and info crossed out!

Yeah fucking right!!! You are trying to "bait and switch' the Asshats Adam. I'm a Broker and a loan processor! Most of the Mutant mortgage companies are out of business. GMAC, Chevy chase, Wachovia, WAMU and so fucking on!

"What- My number is online give me a call a let's talk man to man. "

I wouldn't be talking to a man...

Stop fucking lying Adam and stop acting like a pussy because I called you out on you're bullshit!!!

The What

Someday this war is gonna end...

Posted by: what at October 29, 2008 3:36 PM in response to What Mortgage rates are you seeing?

Welcome to now! As the implosion of the Mutant Real Estate Bubble gets underway, House that was built in marginal areas will be abandon by the junior Donald Trumps.

This will have a negative effect on the area causing more people to leave their homes. If a Asshat feel that they house has gone down in price it will be walk away time.

They are bring back the 70's and the 800's back in style. All we need is the Crack, Heroin and cheese lines that was part of bad ole New York.

Like I say "Keep fucking around"

The What

Someday this war is gonna end...

Posted by: what at October 29, 2008 2:32 PM in response to Housing Crisis in Bushwick

Adam you are a lying piece of shit! What are the guidelines for those rates? Is that Jumbo or FHA, HUH? Government loans are the only thing moving right now. Why don't you go scam some old lady into a reverse mortgage!

The What (Yeah I know, you do this for a living) (But not long, Asshat)

Someday this war is gonna end...

Posted by: what at October 29, 2008 2:26 PM in response to What Mortgage rates are you seeing?

"But this time I think the What will be wrong. Don't fight the Fed."

The FED is out of bullets. Take a nice look at this statement "Take a look at China who market is off by 45%! They have US debt and will start dumping it on the market. When that happens fuck the Stock Market, The Bond Market is going to fucking implode!!!"

This is your end game scenario. The Fed will cut 50 basis points, the short bus riders will rejoice and this will set up the mother of all crashes. Watch and see...

The What (END GAME)

Someday this war is gonna end...

Posted by: what at October 29, 2008 9:16 AM in response to DOW UP 800 POINTS. THE WHAT LEAVES TOWN.

That's for fucking up this thread. The NETS is why most f you Assfucks brought into Asshat Hill! Now Ratner was "Backdooring" (Biff loves that) all the time.

I can't wait for the announcement that the NETS are going to NJ.....

That's it good fucking night!!!!

The What (Fuck you)

Someday this war is gonna end...

Posted by: what at October 29, 2008 12:20 AM in response to Bruce Ratner explored Nets sale!

Hiya Assfucks! I have been out all day, working! Yeah I know you find that hard to believe.

I love this fucking moonshot today. The Asshats think that the FED will cut 75 basis points on Thursday. The market will go higher and the mother of all crashes is coming!

Take a look at China who market is off by 45%! They have US debt and will start dumping it on the market. When that happens fuck the Stock Market, The Bond Market is going to fucking implode!!!

I always say "Keep fucking around", Asshats

The What

Someday this war is gonna end...

Posted by: what at October 29, 2008 12:15 AM in response to DOW UP 800 POINTS. THE WHAT LEAVES TOWN.

"Great for me, I love going over to the meadowlands with my son to catch a game. This means I won't have to drive to crime ridden brooklyn to watch the NETS. Great news."

Nope, you will be going here. http://www.prucenter.com/

The Prudential Center, in downtown Newark, NJ, hosts about 200 events a year, including NHL New Jersey Devils hockey, Seton Hall basketball, MISL Ironmen ...

The What

Someday this war is gonna end..

Posted by: what at October 28, 2008 10:14 AM in response to Bruce Ratner explored Nets sale!

"Good morning What, Do you ever consider your own blog or is that not the point? You have a lot to say about Brooklyn politics - and not just the MAB/MREB"

Naw Cobbi, I have a punchbowl to take a dump in.

"Tell me more about this. Does this mean the Nets arent coming to Brooklyn?"

Read the story and my posts on this subject.

I swear to GOD I think you are Wasder, Darkstar and nybk01 dust up! OK listen up! If you have a "problem" with me then do not engage me and stay the fuck out of my pond! You got that? Good, now fuck off!!!

I will not tolerate any more whinny Asshats....

The What

Someday this war is gonna end...

Posted by: what at October 28, 2008 10:13 AM in response to Bruce Ratner explored Nets sale!

That was the implosion of the Mutant Asset Bubble. No go back to sleep.

The What

Someday this war is gonna end...

Posted by: what at October 28, 2008 9:13 AM in response to Explosion at 8:50am?

"But I thought the off duty cop didn't shoot? What did you see/hear?"

I don't want to go into details but I was walking from Downtown Lodi when Cop cars was racing toward Fulton St. I didn't see the actual shooting.

See this is good ole New York. You Asshats ain't see nothing yet!

The What

Someday this war is gonna end...

Posted by: what at October 27, 2008 5:02 PM in response to Are you still in denial about the implosion of the Mutant Asset Bubble?

I leave and look what happens.

BTW It's crazy down here on Fulton St. Off duty cop shootout. 4 people wounded and suspect is on the loose. I was walking home from Lodi when this happen. Just crazy

The What

Someday this war is gonna end...

Posted by: what at October 27, 2008 4:14 PM in response to Are you still in denial about the implosion of the Mutant Asset Bubble?

My questions:

*Is $519,000 a reasonable current price for a three-story 16.75-wide house?

Hell no.

*How much do you think prices will drop and for how long?

40% to 70%! The market will not return until 2025.

*Can we rent out the top-floor large one-bedroom for $1400?

In the Ghetto with massivve jobs loses, Hell no!

*If I lose my job, can we rent out the owner's 2-bed duplex with yard for $2000 or more? Many thanks for your advice.

See #3..

If you have to ask then it will not work out.

The What

Someday this war is gonna end..

Posted by: what at October 27, 2008 12:37 PM in response to More about Bed-Stuy

"I told you Id get you What. Dont mess with me my friend."

OK, I will say it again, whatever!!!!!!

The What

Someday this war is gonna end...

Posted by: what at October 27, 2008 12:25 PM in response to Are you still in denial about the implosion of the Mutant Asset Bubble?

Whatever

The What

Someday this war is gonna end..

Posted by: what at October 27, 2008 12:16 PM in response to Are you still in denial about the implosion of the Mutant Asset Bubble?

"Good morning What, say are you a Mets fan?!"

Since 1973. I remember running home after school to watch them in the World Series. That damn

Reggie Jackson killed the Mets in that series!

The A's defeated the New York Mets in seven hard-fought games in the World Series. This time, Reggie was not only able to play, but his performance led to his being awarded the Series' Most Valuable Player award.

That''s real New Yorkers do! They root for their teams!!!

The What

Someday this war is gonna end...

Posted by: what at October 27, 2008 11:15 AM in response to Are you still in denial about the implosion of the Mutant Asset Bubble?

"What, in what way is your response to DIBS's question about your Halloween costume "A New York Met swinging a fucking baseball bat on your head!" not a threat of physical harm."

Oh boy here comes the HYPE! OK since you cannot refute any of my posting with any thing of substance you go on the "Oh The What threaten me" and I'm scared .. Oh The What is going to beat me up. Look here you bunch of pussies I'm the lease of your problems. The whole financial world is falling apart and you are still in denial about this! UNFUCKING REAL!

Here this is little diddy of the shape of thing to come.

Tishman Speyer up against residential rout

http://www.crainsnewyork.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20081026/FREE/810269997/1058&category=FREE&nocache=1

"The deal for the apartment building owner, one of the largest residential transactions ever, was lauded at the time. But since then, Mr. Speyer has had to write down the value of his investment in Archstone by 25%. What's worse, he now finds himself saddled with a bankrupt partner—Lehman Brothers Holdings—as his firm seeks new capital for the deal. "

This is from curbed.com. They are not in denial..

The What

Someday this war is gonna end...

Posted by: what at October 27, 2008 11:09 AM in response to Are you still in denial about the implosion of the Mutant Asset Bubble?

"For the record, the ALL CAPS post wasn't mine. So, I will repeat my questions, in the event you wish to answer them:"

Maybe a little man from Mars huh?

"What is it, exactly, that you hope to have come out of these "discussions" initiated by your daily postings?"

I'm getting mine "rocks off"!

"What, exactly, is new in your current posting that you haven't posted before (besides a graphic of information that has been readily available in most major print and broadcast media outlets)?"

You are not getting it and if you have a problem with the posts then stay the fuck out of them. I don't remember calling you.

"Feel free to respond or not as you see fit. But I think a bit of careful reading on your part is in order before you go challenging my cognitive skills."

I'm sorry, you need a brain to have cognitive skills..

The What

Someday this war is gonna end....

Posted by: what at October 27, 2008 10:59 AM in response to Are you still in denial about the implosion of the Mutant Asset Bubble?

"Personally, I think having The What on the list is offensive. Don't reward his behavior. In his forum post today he is making physical threats against people.

I'm disgusted.

Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 27, 2008 10:49 AM"

Lies lies lies and more lies. See TL how Bullshit gets started!

The What (TL Fuck off)

Someday this war is gonna end..

Posted by: what at October 27, 2008 10:55 AM in response to Are you still in denial about the implosion of the Mutant Asset Bubble?

Maybe you should stop worrying about us so much.

TownhouseLady you stoop worrying about me.

The What

Someday this war is gonna end..

Posted by: what at October 27, 2008 10:52 AM in response to Are you still in denial about the implosion of the Mutant Asset Bubble?

"What are you going to be for Halloween???"

A New York Met swinging a fucking baseball bat on your head!

The What

Someday this war is gonna end...

Posted by: what at October 27, 2008 10:45 AM in response to Are you still in denial about the implosion of the Mutant Asset Bubble?

"Maybe not for you but people out there are getting mortgages. "

That money is coming strait from the Government.

Dave I putting you on mute. You are still in denial and you look like a fool. even the most hardcore Asshat has come around and I think you are going to get hurt. I hard watching you future melt away in to nothingness...

The What

Someday Dave is gonna end...

Posted by: what at October 27, 2008 10:35 AM in response to Are you still in denial about the implosion of the Mutant Asset Bubble?

"Tellingly, I've been met with silence on his part in response to my questions."

Here you go stupid. I think you need to work on you Cognitive skills!

""STOP POSTING THIS CRAP! THIS FORUM IS TO DISCUSS BROWNSTONES AND HOME RENOVATIONS NOT TO DISCUSS MUTUAL ASSETS."

First unlock your caps, Asshat! Second the Stock Market has plenty to do with "BROWNSTONES AND HOME RENOVATIONS". The credit spigot has been slammed shut!"

The What

Someday this war is gonna end...

Posted by: what at October 27, 2008 10:27 AM in response to Are you still in denial about the implosion of the Mutant Asset Bubble?

"Additionally, there is no longer cheap financing available to speculators so one would have to conclude athat there's both a lower loan-to-value in these purchases and fewer specualtors with shaky finances involved. "

Thanks Dave for the assist. No Mortgages for No one. Values go down. Asshats walk away from house. Values go down. No money for Asshats to buy over value crap. values go down.

See how this works. You see why I post this stuff, the Asshats are still holding out.

The What

Someday this war is gonna end..

Posted by: what at October 27, 2008 10:25 AM in response to Are you still in denial about the implosion of the Mutant Asset Bubble?

"How many of these sales in the new numbers were by regular people?"

Plus what about all of the shadow ROE inventory?? This is a bloodbath and it will take years to fix it.

DIBS is grasping at straws at this point like all of the other Asshats! Denial has turned into fear..

The What (China down -12% today)

Someday this war is gonna end...

Posted by: what at October 27, 2008 10:21 AM in response to Are you still in denial about the implosion of the Mutant Asset Bubble?

"How many months has it been since the What actually added anything new or anything constructive????"

Well at lease I have added something Dave.

"STOP POSTING THIS CRAP! THIS FORUM IS TO DISCUSS BROWNSTONES AND HOME RENOVATIONS NOT TO DISCUSS MUTUAL ASSETS."

First unlock your caps, Asshat! Second the Stock Market has plenty to do with "BROWNSTONES AND HOME RENOVATIONS". The credit spigot has been slammed shut!

"sales of new houses in the U.S.
unexpectedly rose in September from a 17-year low, propelled by a drop in prices ahead of the latest turmoil in financial markets."

Yeah Dave but what about the new homes sales for Nov, Dec and Jan 09?

"This is pretty good news and turned the equity markets around this morning. At the right prices, there seems to be demand."

The "demand" may be there but access to credit is dead! If you are trying to get a Mortgage now, the number better be right.

The What

Someday this war is gonna end...

Posted by: what at October 27, 2008 10:17 AM in response to Are you still in denial about the implosion of the Mutant Asset Bubble?

"ok we get it. theres a serious financial crisis going on. One would have to be an idiot to be in denial. so how about some solutions what? Every solution has a problem, right?"

Whoa nellie! When the MAB was forming no one wanted to address the ramification from the implosion. Now everything is going to hell you want a dialogue on "solutions"?? How about "it's too late"!

"One would have to be an idiot to be in denial"

There are plenty of idiots.

The What

Someday this war is gonna end...

Posted by: what at October 27, 2008 9:52 AM in response to Are you still in denial about the implosion of the Mutant Asset Bubble?

The march of the Asshats has begun.

WALL STREET REFUGEES SET OFF ON STEINBECK-STYLE MIGRATION

http://www.nypost.com/seven/10272008/business/wall_street_refugees_set_off_on_steinbec_135464.htm

"ALBANY - Bankers and brokers looking to escape the financial meltdown are scrambling to relocate their families, possessions and rarified talent far from Wall Street to places such as Florida, Chicago, Milwaukee, Virginia and Asia."

I wonder what is going to happen to the "value" of Brownstone Brooklyn?

"Anyone in that environment, you never know what's going to happen," Lacey said. "There are a lot of good bankers that unfortunately are at the wrong place at the wrong time, especially in New York."

Greed and delusion has turned into fear.

"New York State Comptroller Thomas DiNapoli expects 40,000 Wall Street jobs could be lost by the end of the year. So far he said 13,200 people have lost jobs in New York's financial sector since a year ago."

I think it's more than that!

The What

Someday this war is gonna end...

Posted by: what at October 27, 2008 9:48 AM in response to Are you still in denial about the implosion of the Mutant Asset Bubble?

But I will say one thing LMMFAO! My desk does look like that LMMFAO!!! That picture is funny. Oh well I can poke fun at myself.

The What

Someday this war is gonna end...

Posted by: what at October 24, 2008 11:56 AM in response to The What - Revealed!

"What? What do you think?"

I think you a fucking Asshat.

"I think the time for making fun of The What ended somewhere around DOW 9000"

Ringo, this my entry for "post of the day".

"I think the apartment needs better staging.

Is that a chicken bone on the couch?"

No spare rib bone BRG. Hey BTW BRG how is unemployment treating you? They are trying to legalize prostitution! But I think you smell like sanitation...

Keep it assfuckks, keep it up!

The What

Someday this war is gonna end..

Posted by: what at October 24, 2008 11:50 AM in response to The What - Revealed!

"Oct. 24 (Bloomberg) -- Home resales in the U.S. rose more
than forecast in September, aided by foreclosure-driven declines in prices that made properties more affordable.
Purchases of existing homes jumped 5.5 percent last month to a 5.18 million annual pace, the highest level in a year, the National Association of Realtors said today in Washington. The median price dropped 9 percent.:

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The What

Someday this war is gonna end..

I knew someone would post that bullshit....

Posted by: what at October 24, 2008 11:30 AM in response to Oh no.. World markets collapse..

"Why are you routing for the end of the world? You are a lunatic, my dear."

No baby I'm routing for the end of Douchizm. I want all of you assfucks to leave my city or go back to your fucking caves. All Asshats, Hipsters, Douches and Assfucks please get out! Remember when you was saying that bullshit to me well the Ghetto will reclaim it's space.

Don't let the motherfucking door hit you on the way out!!!!

The What

Someday this war is gonna end...

Posted by: what at October 24, 2008 11:15 AM in response to Oh no.. World markets collapse..

"It does look like there will be some combination of Ford, Chrysler & GM. Yes, the current economy is the straw that broke the camels back most of the other straws in the basket can be attributed to the unions."

Hey Dave Shut the fuck up! This whole thing was cause by greed and delusion. Bush and Co. was involved in the greatest assraping in America!

The What

Someday this war is gonna end..

Posted by: what at October 24, 2008 11:09 AM in response to Oh no.. World markets collapse..

"Dave- everyone is hoping for a rally soon. but the job reports and company financials just won't make that possible."

Dave is clapping his but checks saying "please take be back, please take me back, please please".

ROTMMFLMMFAO!!!!!!!!!

The What

Someday this war is gonna end...

Posted by: what at October 24, 2008 10:20 AM in response to Oh no.. World markets collapse..

"I'd rather be in my brownstone in the ghetto than in Lodi, NJ. On top of unemployment I think I'd commit suicide if that was my plight!!"

Hee Hee.. What's wrong Dave? Are you seeing your future swirling down the drain? Remember you are a 52 year old Douche stuck in the Ghetto. you bet went bad and you're fucked. Let's see how "well" you do. You are about to see the Real New York, the one I grew up in. Most of you Asshats are getting Pink Slip today. Clean out your fucking desk and get the fuck out! The powers that be has brought back the 70's and the 80's. Goodbye Asshats don't let the door hit you on the way out.

The What (The King of Asshat Hill)

Someday Dave is gonna end...

Posted by: what at October 24, 2008 10:16 AM in response to Oh no.. World markets collapse..

"Yes, they are pricing in DEPRESSION which, by the way, by definition is not going to happen. That is why we will get a rally soon."

Famous last words.

"The adjusted monetary base has gone through the roof. All this money that's sitting out ther "on hold" is about to go somewhere."

Yeah it does have "somewhere" to go Dave, the black hole.

"Gold is selling off because this is a panick of selling...people are selling everything because of their margin calls. "

No flying Eagle shit! Dave the MOTO...

"Only fools are still getting margin calls in this environment."

Dave=Fool

"None here What."

hey Dave you can join your buds on the unemployment line with your Brownstones in the Ghetto, LMMFAO!!!!

The What

Someday this war is gonna end...

Posted by: what at October 24, 2008 9:57 AM in response to Oh no.. World markets collapse..

"This will be the capitulation in my opinion. The markets are pricing in a severe recession in one fell swoop. Amazing deals on quality companies out there. Once the panick clears it will be evident."

They are pricing in a DEPRESSION!

"I'll tell you the thing that has my attention this beautiful morning - this City Council vote! And Yassky - who I used to like - voted Yes. grumble, grumble, sputter, sputter, GRRRRR....."

I know I know! That was some bullshit! That goes to show you that our "democracy' is bullshit. Money rules the day and I hate Bloomberg now. Maybe this will cause a wave of indignation and they will vote him out!

Hey Dave, is your Hedge Fund still down 3% you lying motherfucker?! I believe all of you Assfucks are getting hit by margin calls! Plus the reason why thing are so cheap is because the Hedge Funds are all dead! At lease you have the "Butternut" to fall back on, NOT!

No ask yourself on question: What will be the impact of the implosion of the Mutant Asset Bubble on Brooklyn Brownstone prices and BTW Atlantic Yards is dead..

The What (I told ya)

Someday this war is gonna end...

Posted by: what at October 24, 2008 9:44 AM in response to Oh no.. World markets collapse..

As of 8:28 The market is in lock down limit!!!!! This is code red!!

The What

Someday this war is gonna end...

Posted by: what at October 24, 2008 8:28 AM in response to Oh no.. World markets collapse..

BTW I did get the "Josh and Megan" line from Diehipster.com. I will admit that!

Diehipster is a long time white New Yorker that saw his neighborhood ran over by fucking Asshats (Gee I wonder where else they went?). This site is a holla and I be LMMFAOROTMMFF!!

http://diehipster.com/

How REAL New Yorkers feel..

The What (Yes Wasder you are a Asshat)

Someday this war is gonna end..

Posted by: what at October 23, 2008 11:15 PM in response to The prefect financial storm has hit land..

"So I'm actually here to get some advice from the What.
If things are going to get worse- what is the game plan? Try to be first in line at the food bank?"

Well 7and5, how about those Euros huh? LMMFAO! How did anyone think a currency was going to unite Europe? Those MoFo's been trying to kill each other for centuries.

Whats the game plan? DEFLATION! Better get some dollars, they are backed by weapons of mass destruction! That's it..

The What

Someday this war is gonna end..

Hey 7and5 you better pay for my prescriptions with the analyses I'm giving you...

Posted by: what at October 23, 2008 9:46 PM in response to The prefect financial storm has hit land..

""The What" is "DieHipster" or is merely stealing his material."

No I'm Dieasshat..

Please if you get a chance please watch the congressional hearing bullshit on c-span.

I'm just fed up with all the bullshit. Fuck evryone!

The What

Someday this war is gonna end..

Posted by: what at October 23, 2008 3:33 PM in response to The prefect financial storm has hit land..

"This is an interesting admission What and a welcome one. If you realize that we are all interconnected in this mess maybe you will feel more charitable towards the people who are in a similar boat to yourself. "

WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE!! The reason I said that I'm in the same boat is because there was innocent bystanders in this Mutant Asset Bubble and there will be more in the aftermath!

People who had nothing to do with the MAB had to Lose their apartments because fucking Josh and Megan from Ohio wanted Mommy to pay double the rent to live in "edgy" neighborhood. Or the explosion in fucking inflation from pumping hot money into the system! That Assfuck Alan Greenspream is testilying in front of CONgrees now saying "We did not know the long term effects of low interest rates". Give me a fucking break! Then families had to put up with High Gas, Condo construction,Higher taxes and cutback of services and to top it all off lying fucking leadership!!!

Wader you are a fucking delusional fucking Asshat and stop trying this "friendship shit with me, in matter of fact you just blew my fucking stack and I hope you lose everything and have to suffer with the "rest of us".

Darkshit: I know you are the last of the Asshats. You are going to look real fucking stupid...

The What (no more fucking friendly shit!!!!!!!!!!)

Someday this war is gonna end...

Posted by: what at October 23, 2008 2:19 PM in response to The prefect financial storm has hit land..

"The What's anger is aimed at everyone who is doing better than he is."

Oh like these people..

Goldman Sachs May Slash 3,200 Jobs as Turmoil

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=adwYoYnTqRNo&refer=home

"Banks worldwide are shelving deals and cutting jobs as the unprecedented turmoil in credit markets spreads and spurs concern the global economy may fall into a recession"

"He used to bitch about overpriced real estate, until the Dow started tanking and he figured he could hit a wider target if he'd bitch about that."

They are interconnected Asshat!

"Now, he's relegated to the Forum section of Brownstoner because he hasn't said anything about real estate in a while, and just rehashes everything he reads here online."

Ok I will explain this one more time. The Mutant Real Estate Bubble has burst! Talking and writing about Real Estate is so 2007. Now we are in a new phase of the meltdown called The Mutant Asset Bubble! Hey Darkshit why you are the only one trying to refute the reality that IT'S OVER!

We are facing a world wide bust! A global depression and I guess that your "investments" are going down the drain....

The What

Someday this war is gonna end..

Hey Darkshit why don't you and you homeboy sebb sword fight each other, you fucking loser!

Posted by: what at October 23, 2008 10:51 AM in response to The prefect financial storm has hit land..

"What, I know you don't vote, but does anyone else have an opinion about the correlation between who wins the White House and the DOW?"

It doesn't matter wasder. This whole thing is fucked fucked fucked for all of us (yeah me included). Obama is your next President and GOD help him. This may be the most important administration is the last 50 years.

People took every fucking thing for a joke but no one is laughing anymore!

Thee What

Someday this war is gonna end.

Posted by: what at October 23, 2008 9:29 AM in response to The prefect financial storm has hit land..

"the eve?"

Good Morning Cobblehiller, I'm still drinking my coffee ; ^ }. I say "the eve' because baby you haven't seen nothing yet! These day are a walk in the park compared to whats down the road!

All asset class have been taken to the woodshed. The Asshats thought they was going to escape gravity but that black hole is sucking everything down with it.

We are in a 3 week crash alert! 2000- 3000 coming off the dow and a market halt!

RIP Mutant Asset Bubble..

The What

Someday this war is gonna end...

Cobblehiller you starting to sound like me.. LMAO!

Posted by: what at October 23, 2008 8:15 AM in response to The prefect financial storm has hit land..

Mopar don't forget about that "graphic illustration of the downside" OK. ; ^ P---

The What

Someday this war is gonna end...

Posted by: what at October 22, 2008 11:55 PM in response to Why I can't post...

" But me and my boyfriend (I am a woman) will be far away. We just want to watch."

I'm really like 2 woman and one guy myself. If is the other way around homeboy might go the wrong way...

Did you think your boyfriend might let you hang with me for a few hours or maybe he likes to watch...

The What

Someday this war is gonna end...

Posted by: what at October 22, 2008 11:53 PM in response to Why I can't post...

"Wow, I thought maybe you'd say I'd rather stick my hand in the wood chipper or I'd rather chew broken glass...I didn't think you'd say that!"

Well, what did you expect from me?

"Ok, I've lost that battle, I give up. I'd love to meet you, but have it your way. I still like the incognito scenario as an option for you."

Maybe, maybe...

"FUBAR, well, I would agree with you except that, I still have to work (freelance or otherwise), pay my rent & bills, shop for and cook dinner, ride the F train, scrub the toilet and deal with my relatives, so...all in all, things haven't really changed much for me."

Paying bills is overrated! Thats why I got a bunker. if anyone tries to collect any debt, I open fire with my mounted .50 cal machine gun! They I bomb there headquarters with the smart laser guided bombs!

"And will it all be a bed of roses for you What? or are you going to be on the cheese line with me?"

I will be in my bunker watching the implosion of the Mutant Asset Bubble!

The What

Someday this war is gonna end...

Posted by: what at October 22, 2008 2:12 PM in response to Why I can't post...

This thread is a big fucking can of fail..

The What

Someday this war is gonna end...

Posted by: what at October 22, 2008 2:06 PM in response to Future developments around Forte Condo

"Good morning What, You know, this is really why you oughta come out and meet us at one of the events. "

I rather smash my balls with a frying pan.

"You've hit on some things here that have been on my mind over the summer and through the conventions."

Well at lease someone is using critical thinking.

"Yes to a post-election-pre-holiday-we-may-be-on-the-cheese-line-but-we're-still-alive-gathering."

The "Bail out" shit anit working in fact, things are FUBAR!!! I was listing to Gloomberg radio and every Asshat they interviewed used the word "Recession". They are using that word so freely then things are real bad and no one is denying that anymore.

I keep telling you dipshits "Keep fucking around" because that baseball bat is gonna hurt real bad...

The What

Someday this war is gonna end...

Posted by: what at October 22, 2008 1:02 PM in response to Why I can't post...

"Your a jerkoff What"

No I'm am jerking off.

"Im gonna push for you and Your IP adress to get banned."

You said your name was?...

"That's funny. I thought that was your post What. "

Naw Wasder, you should know my bait by now. I use Human body parts.

"Its probably him.

...The war will end soon when WHAT is BANNED!'

Calm down Asshat, breathe...

The What

Someday this war is gonna end..

BTW Look at the financial markets. This is gonna to be a fun day.

Posted by: what at October 22, 2008 8:03 AM in response to UNRENOVATED BROWNSTONES!?

This is from Patrick.net.

http://patrick.net/wp/?page_id=175

This for you Wasder! Polylogism my ass! Asshatogism!!!

History Explained
All of history is easy to explain.

There are those who work, and those who live off the work of others. Those who live off of others, whether we call them “nobility” or “the rich”, try to consolidate their position by becoming ever-richer owners and landlords, collecting interest and rent by mere fact of “ownership”, while eliminating economic possibilities for the lower classes. Societies start out in a state of disorder, where the separation is not clear, and slowly solidify into a state of permanent servants and masters. Then there is a revolution and the whole thing starts over again.

This was true of the French Revolution, the Russian Revolution, the Iranian Revolution, the Communist takeover of China, and on and on. In every case, poor slowly realize that the current laws mean they will forever be slaves paying rent and interest to their rich masters. The poor slowly realize there is truly nothing they can do within the system to improve their lives, and that the only way out is to destroy the current system and make new rules.

A large unhappy underclass increases the chances that outsiders will have spectacular success in an invasion, because most of the population has a motive to help the invaders. The Spanish Conquistadores were greatly helped by unhappy masses who also wanted to overthow the Aztec leaders. The Muslims who invaded Persia were greatly helped by unhappy masses who were exploited by the old Persian aristocracy.

The rich use a variety of justifications to demand that others serve them, most of which can be classified as religious or patriotic. “For God and Country” is the usual claim the rich make on the poor. The rich try to associate themselves with religion, so that any complaint against the unfairness of the system is seen as evil. The rich try to associate themselves with the flag, so that any complaint against the unfairness of the system is seen as treason.

But there are many other kinds of claims, such as “it is my land, so you must pay me rent” (even though the land was stolen at the point of a gun, as in Ireland) or “we are educated and civilized, so we deserve to be the leaders” (even though the poor have no real chance to gain expensive education or manners).

In America these days, people are seduced into getting themselves deeply into debt, the end result being that they become slaves to their interest payments, especially mortgage payments. For those that refuse to overspend, inflation is used to erode the purchasing power of their savings, again forcing them to seek employment as servants to the very rich, their permanent masters. The rich hide behind corporate ownership of stock, but they are there just as they always were, and everyone else is forced to work for them, or live as the homeless do.

Right now, in America, the poor are getting poorer, and the rich are getting much richer, and of course much more religious and patriotic.

The What

Someday this war is gonna end..

Posted by: what at October 21, 2008 11:35 PM in response to Why I can't post...

"What, have you thought of videotaping and posting on YouTube? Probably wouldn't work too good with a mask though. Or maybe you could be scrambled like on 60 Minutes. Or just wear dark glasses."

Or maybe we can film me Donkey fucking your girlfriend. Can I still wear the mask?

"mopar, you're cracking me up! I think we're on to something here! What seems to be ignoring us, fair enough, we may get there yet!"

Naw, just been very busy! Do you see the Central Banks liquidity ramp job is doing to the markets? Every Asshat is jumping for joy (on a mine field).

This is Earning report season and there are going to be some massive pain going around! I say in about 3 weeks Wall Street is going to have a aneurysm! Keep fucking around...

The What

Someday this war is gonna end...

Posted by: what at October 21, 2008 8:17 PM in response to Why I can't post...

Try Asshat Hill.... Dumbfuck!

The What

Someday this war is gonna end..

Posted by: what at October 21, 2008 8:06 PM in response to UNRENOVATED BROWNSTONES!?

In the near future I believe that a tenant background will not matter only they ability to pay. Landlords are going to be cash strapped in a changing economy.

The What

Someday this war is gonna end..

Posted by: what at October 20, 2008 10:07 PM in response to Landlord credit/reference check

Good I have some time to reply to your nonsense.

"P.S. I hate to be the harbinger of good news What, but credit markets appear to be improving:"

Why are they "improving Darkshit? Because the central banks of this planet are printing money, dumbfuck! Globally they have pumped over 6 Trillion dollars (US figures) to prop up the Global Mutant Asset Bubble (GMAB). When this collapses I want a rocket ship off this MoFo!

""Real Estate in NYC and the stock market still haven't deflated enough to make you right about any of your gloom and doom prediction"

I just love dipshits.. Let me ask you one question Darkshit. How long can they keep this up? The answer is not long. See you on the other side....

The What (Darkshit, LMMFAO)

Someday this war is gonna end..

Posted by: what at October 20, 2008 8:40 PM in response to Why I can't post...

Hiya Darkshit, did you close yet?

The What

Someday this war is gonna end...

Posted by: what at October 20, 2008 4:11 PM in response to Why I can't post...

You know something? You always see the same cast of Asshats going after me, LMMFAO!

Cobblehiller you hit it right on the head! Thankk you.

I know you MoFo's are feeling great after your outdoor circle jerk last week! Now everyone has something to agree with, they hate The What. Let see shall we..

The What has been spot on about the Mutant Real Estate Bubble and the Mutant Asset Bubble and now that you are seeing the effects of the implosion, you can't stand it!

Now since the is a lull in the Doom/Gloom new cycle everyone thinks that "the bottom is in". Nothing could be further from the truth. We are inside the BIG ONE that takes everything down with it and then the will no more refuting that we are in a depression.

Every boom must one day come to an end.
— Ludwig von Mises (1928)

The crisis from which we are now suffering is also the outcome
of a credit expansion.
— Ludwig von Mises (1931)

The What

Someday this war is gonna end...

Posted by: what at October 20, 2008 3:59 PM in response to Why I can't post...

I want to post this little diddy. There are going to get more money from you. Bernanke is setting you up...

Bernanke Backs More Stimulus, Citing `Weak' Outlook (Update1)

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=ahK38AjIboDg&refer=home

Lawmakers ``should consider including measures to help improve access to credit by consumers, homebuyers, businesses and other borrowers,'' Bernanke said in testimony to the House Budget Committee. ``Such actions might be particularly effective at promoting economic growth and job creation,'' he said, calling consideration of a stimulus ``appropriate.''

This is so much fun! I bet you think that the crisis is over and the bottom is in, it's only begun..

The What

Someday this war is gonna end..

Posted by: what at October 20, 2008 11:22 AM in response to Why I can't post...

I going to paste the whole MoFo in here. This show the geniuses running everything! Kinda like you..

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=aVUE96d.HKyw

Lahde Quits Hedge Funds, Thanks `Idiots' for Success (Update1)
By Katherine Burton

Oct. 17 (Bloomberg) -- Andrew Lahde, the hedge-fund manager who quit after posting an 870 percent gain last year, said farewell to clients in a letter that thanks stupid traders for making him rich and ends with a plea to legalize marijuana.

Lahde, head of Santa Monica, California-based Lahde Capital Management LLC, told investors last month he was returning their cash because the risk of using credit derivatives -- his means of betting on the falling value of bonds and loans, including subprime mortgages -- was too risky given the weakness of the banks he was trading with.

``I was in this game for money,'' Lahde, 37, wrote in a two-page letter today in which he said he had come to hate the hedge-fund business. ``The low-hanging fruit, i.e. idiots whose parents paid for prep school, Yale and then the Harvard MBA, was there for the taking. These people who were (often) truly not worthy of the education they received (or supposedly received) rose to the top of companies such as AIG, Bear Stearns and Lehman Brothers and all levels of our government.

``All of this behavior supporting the Aristocracy, only ended up making it easier for me to find people stupid enough to take the other sides of my trades. God Bless America.''

Lahde, who managed about $80 million, told clients he'll be content to invest his own money, rather than taking cash from wealthy individuals and institutions and trying to amass a fortune worth hundreds of millions or even billions of dollars.

``I do not understand the legacy thing,'' he wrote. ``Nearly everyone will be forgotten. Give up on leaving your mark. Throw the Blackberry away and enjoy life.''

Request for Soros

He said he'd spend his time repairing his health ``as well as my entire life -- where I had to compete for spaces at universities, and graduate schools, jobs and assets under management -- with those who had all the advantages (rich parents) that I did not.''

He also suggested that billionaire George Soros sponsor a forum in which ``great minds'' would come together to create a new system of government, as the current system ``is clearly broken.''

Lahde ended his letter with a plea for the increased use of hemp as an alternative source of food and energy that segued into a call for the legalization of marijuana.

``Hemp has been used for at least 5,000 years for cloth and food, as well as just about everything that is produced from petroleum products,'' he wrote. ``Hemp is not marijuana and vice versa. Hemp is the male plant and it grows like a weed, hence the slang term.''

`Innocuous Plant'

He added, ``The evil female plant -- marijuana. It gets you high, it makes you laugh, it does not produce a hangover. Unlike alcohol, it does not result in bar fights or wife beating. So, why is this innocuous plant illegal? Is it a gateway drug? No, that would be alcohol, which is so heavily advertised in this country.''

Lahde said the only reason marijuana remains illegal is because ``Corporate America, which owns Congress, would rather sell you Paxil, Zoloft, Xanax and other addictive drugs, than allow you to grow a plant in your home without some of the profits going into their coffers.''

Lahde graduated from Michigan State University with a degree in finance and holds an MBA from the University of California, Los Angeles. He worked at Los Angeles-based hedge fund Dalton Investments LLC before founding his own firm two years ago with about $10 million.

Lahde wasn't available for comment. A woman at his firm, who asked not to be identified, confirmed the authenticity of the letter.

To contact the reporter on this story: Katherine Burton in New York at kburton@bloomberg.net

The What

Someday this war is gonna end..

Posted by: what at October 18, 2008 12:11 AM in response to Here's To Our Future

"Have you tried lithium? Zyprexa? Or are you taking Ketamine recreationaly?"

hoe did you know??!! We have the same Doctor..

The What

Someday this war is gonna end..

Posted by: what at October 17, 2008 10:05 PM in response to Here's To Our Future

"What, I have a 700 credit score and just closed on a super- super jumbo loan. I am paying a normal interest rate."

Thanks Darkshit. Now I understand why you are acting like this, you has Wasder disease. I'm the voice that says "you made a mistake" but you attack me to justify your own madness. But that's OK because now you are paying on my side of the yard.

We are in a full crash red alert! This is the last days of the "Happy Happy Joy Joy" circle jerk. The force from the implosion from the Mutant Asset Bubble is going to be huge!

You see Darkshit I don't talk about Real Estate no more because that is so 2007.. This year we are talking about Wall Street, CDO, Federal Reserve, Derivatives, Mortgage Backed Obligations and Global Finance.

I'm glad you brought into the Mutant Asset Bubble, FOOL!

Here suck down some of this.

Difficult Times, Difficult Decisions

http://www.zillowblog.com/difficult-times-difficult-decisions/2008/10/

"This week we are reducing our workforce by 25%. This was an incredibly painful decision for me and the leadership team, but, in the end, we concluded that we had no choice but to securely batten down the hatches as we sail into a major economic storm.

The unprecedented economic events that are playing out on a global stage began in our own industry and have made a prolonged recession likely, in our judgment. We are a young company that is not yet making a profit. Despite having sizeable cash reserves, we deemed the responsible course was to meaningfully reduce expenses, so that Zillow emerges from the other side of the recession in a very strong position, even if the recession lasts many years."

You see the Asshats think this is a joke or something. This shit is very real...

The What

Someday this war is gonna end...

Posted by: what at October 17, 2008 10:02 PM in response to Here's To Our Future

Here let me leave you with this little diddy from PAUL KRUGMAN.

Let’s Get Fiscal

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/17/opinion/17krugman.html?_r=1&oref=slogin

"Now the housing bubble has burst in turn, leaving the financial landscape strewn with wreckage. Even if the ongoing efforts to rescue the banking system and unfreeze the credit markets work — and while it’s early days yet, the initial results have been disappointing — it’s hard to see housing making a comeback any time soon. And if there’s another bubble waiting to happen, it’s not obvious. So the Fed will find it even harder to get traction this time."

The What

Someday this war is gonna end..

Posted by: what at October 17, 2008 1:48 PM in response to Here's To Our Future

"What, you just can't admit to being wrong, can you? You spend all this time telling everyone how wrong they were to buy their homes (real estate), and harp all about a "Mutant Asset Bubble. Have anyone in Brooklyn's homes gone down itn value 40% in the last year like the Dow? You stole this whole "Mutant Asset Bubble" thing from MSNBC after it already started."

Ok Darkshit, let me help you out. Go get a Mortgage Matrix from any lending institution and look at the rate sheet and look at the guidelines. Mortgage lending is dried up and they are not loaning any more money to dipshits to buy overpriced housing.

You are to be a troll but there are not many stories that support your thesis. Go back to the hole you came from and get Dave. Tell him to explain about what I wrote earlier about Hedge Funds.

Darkshit=Fail..

The What (The Crown Holder)

Someday this war is gonna end...

Posted by: what at October 17, 2008 1:37 PM in response to Here's To Our Future

Hey Biff have Dave pull out of you and let him answer his own posts, thank you..

The What

Someday this war is gonna end..

Posted by: what at October 17, 2008 12:20 PM in response to Here's To Our Future

Hiya Dave!!! How is everything? Great I hope, NOT!

Hedge-Fund Clients Pulled $43 Billion Last Month,

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=a3VqxSmtq6mQ&refer=home

Oct. 16 (Bloomberg) -- Investors withdrew a record $43 billion from hedge funds in September as they fled distressed-securities and stock funds because of poor performance, TrimTabs Investment Research said today.

You said that your Hedge Fund is down only 3% right?

Hedge-Fund Assets Fell 11% in Quarter on Record Withdrawals

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=aZSJ_OmpZ03c&refer=home

"Hedge funds, largely unregulated private pools of capital, have lost an average of 17 percent this year, according to the firm, as the U.S. subprime-mortgage meltdown ignited a global financial crisis."

You said that your Hedge Fund is down only 3% right?

Hedge funds in grip of vicious selling cycle

http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/50f06824-9bbc-11dd-ae76-000077b07658.html

"The problems in the sector have set in motion a vicious cycle in the markets as hedge funds sell holdings to return money to worried investors, triggering further price declines and prompting more withdrawals."

You said that your Hedge Fund is down only 3% right?

Hedge Funds May Cut 10,000 Jobs, Options Group Says (Update1)

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=apFudrCA_kJs&refer=home

"Oct. 16 (Bloomberg) -- Hedge funds may cut as many as 10,000 jobs this year as they struggle with their biggest losses in almost two decades, according to estimates by executive search firm Options Group."

You said that your Hedge Fund is down only 3% right?

Dave you are lying sack of shit. The drops in most asset prices is largely due to Hedge Funds getting Assraped margin calls! How long before your Hedge Fund implodes?

The What (Bloomberg is full of lies)

Someday this war is gonna end..

Posted by: what at October 17, 2008 12:04 PM in response to Here's To Our Future

"Hey What, when are you going to admit that you didn't call the "Mutant Asset Bubble""

Hey where in the hell you picked up this guy from??!! Was he lying on the sidewalk or something?! Someone please give this asshat a primer on you man The What, detox this fool and send him back!

The What (Now it's the new Asshats I have to deal with)

Someday this war is gonna end...

Posted by: what at October 17, 2008 11:43 AM in response to Here's To Our Future

"Sorry, What, I've never liked cocktail weenies. But feel free to keep your little soldier on duty. Far be it from me to keep a man from his imagination."

Great to drag you from your element MM. Makes my feel good.

"you are a f'ing loser the way you talk to people, what."

rob or is it Rob Ok let's go. You just go around here and you do not understand the crap I had to put up with. I know you''re feel all warm and fuzzy from you little circle jerk last night. Don't worry it gets better...

"What, in the end, the event was not about you. It was about a good community of people getting together. Please take it down a notch, and if you can't, get some help."

RRRRRIIIIIGHHHHHHHHHTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!! Then what was it "about"? You Asshats swore up and down that I was wrong. I was wrong, I underestimated the force of the imploding of the Mutant Asset Bubble! WQhen the wheels started to fall of of the MAB, that bitch Biff had no choice but to go thru with that bullshit party! Damn you had to get back the G building before 10:00 PM, LMMFAO!!

Now Boys and Girls I would like to call this period of time "The What strikes back"!

The What (The Reason!!!)

Someday this war is gonna end..

Posted by: what at October 17, 2008 11:39 AM in response to Here's To Our Future

Here allow to show the shape of things to come...

U.S. October Consumer Sentiment Falls Most on Record (Update2)

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=aimfV3MF.imA&refer=home

"Oct. 17 (Bloomberg) -- Confidence among U.S. consumers fell by the most on record in October, raising the risk that spending will slump as job losses mount and financial markets crash."

You think every thing is peachy right?

``Even gasoline-price decreases were overpowered by the massive destruction of wealth,'' said Michael Feroli, an economist at JPMorgan Chase & Co. in New York. ``Things are pretty awful in the economy and that should make itself felt through weaker consumer spending.''

The Consumer/Taxslave is assed out! This will have a devastating effect on asset prices.

"A government report earlier today showed housing starts in the U.S. fell more than forecast in September as construction of single-family homes plunged to the lowest level in a quarter century."

Yep keep making merry...

The What

Someday this war is gonna end...

Posted by: what at October 17, 2008 11:14 AM in response to Here's To Our Future

"What, you might have actually enjoyed yourself. There are good people in the world, and some of them were at Union Hall last night."

MM That's why I keep missing with the Uzi!!! You're a woman OK good, Blow me!

"What, you old misanthrope you, I think you might have had a hard time 'hating' on this group. Oh, I know you would try, determined as you seem, but it wouldn't be easy."

Cobblehiller, actually it makes my hate much easier! I'm recalibrating all my weapons right now! It's my turn...

The What

Someday this war is gonna end..

Posted by: what at October 17, 2008 11:05 AM in response to Here's To Our Future

" What, we missed you! Some schmuck was trying to impersonate you."

What part of "I'm not coming" that you didn't understand?! I knew some Asshat was going to try to impersonate me...

Now it's my turn....

The What

Someday this war is gonna end..

Posted by: what at October 17, 2008 10:46 AM in response to Here's To Our Future

Aw is this nice or what? Nice "kiss and great" after the warn circle jerk How wonderful..

The What

Someday this war is gonna end...

Posted by: what at October 17, 2008 10:08 AM in response to Here's To Our Future

"Am I the only one smart enough to call The What on his bullshit? He blabbed about a "Mutant Real Estate Bubble" for months, but only when the stock market started tanking did he start talking about a "Mutant Asset Bubble""

Where do the people come from. Do you just arrived from OHIO?

Darkstar=Troll

The What

Someday this war is gonna end..

Posted by: what at October 16, 2008 2:39 PM in response to End of the World (Or Maybe Not) Party

"A preview of the End Of The World Party"

I saw the whole thing about a month ago. I think there are future Jesses here.

Dow8000 that's funny and I'm not going to pass up the chance to shit all over this get together.

The What

Someday this war is gonna edn..

Posted by: what at October 16, 2008 2:04 PM in response to End of the World (Or Maybe Not) Party

"Yummy, I love cheese lines almost as much as I love conga lines."

No Biff not the Homo Rope Line Dance..

The What

Someday Biff is gonna end...

Posted by: what at October 16, 2008 1:38 PM in response to End of the World (Or Maybe Not) Party

"Now, I even took some of the What's advice on getting rid of my Euros- that's already paying off."

I'm glad someone listen to me. 7andFive there is great turmoil going on in Europe. Spain and Germany is fucked, the Brits never had any to do with the Euro and Iceland is in full meltdown.

"omig*d, a voice of reason speaks through the dust storm.
Thank you 7andfive."

Cobblehiller if people don't understand the seriousness of the Mutant Asset Bubble, they never will until they are on a cheese line.

Have fun tonight because time is running out and I hope that the Asshats ignore the message. RIP Mutant Asset Bubble...

The What

Someday this war is gonna end...

Posted by: what at October 16, 2008 1:27 PM in response to End of the World (Or Maybe Not) Party

Oh well.. Brownstoner killed my Asshat post! Real when you come to think of it!

The What

Someday this war is gonna end...

Posted by: what at October 16, 2008 10:41 AM in response to End of the World (Or Maybe Not) Party

"Please drop by and visit me and my old pal The What in the Forum.

Posted by: Biff Champion at October 16, 2008 10:30 AM"

Biff you are a bitch! Can't go one on one?! Help me Dave save me...

The What

Someday this war is gonna end...

Posted by: what at October 16, 2008 10:39 AM in response to End of the World (Or Maybe Not) Party

"Hmmmm. What happened? I woke up this morning and realized I'm still alive. And I still have my home. And I still have my job. "

I love you Biff, no really. You give me reason cheer the Asshat demise! The hight you go the farther you fall...

LAID OFF & LINING UP FOR WORK
THOUSANDS OF GRIM-FACED NYERS AT CHELSEA JOB FAIR

http://www.nypost.com/seven/10162008/news/regionalnews/laid_off__lining_up_for_work_133846.htm

"Careerbuilder.com job-fair organizers said a diverse crowd of about 2,300 - many the victims of layoffs - crammed the event hoping for a break.

Each of the 40 booths inside the Metropolitan Pavilion on West 18th Street had a stack of résumés on the table and a line of hopefuls.

"It was the busiest event of the year so far," said Careerbuilder.com spokeswoman Jennifer Grasz.

On a day that saw the Dow dive another 733 points, more than 100 former employees of collapsed Wall Street titan Lehman Brothers found themselves lining up for more than an hour."

Yep keep it up Biff....

The What

Someday this war is gonna end...

Posted by: what at October 16, 2008 10:36 AM in response to End of the World (Or Maybe Not) Party

Here is something to chew on..

Bankrate: Mortgage Rates Post Biggest Increase in 21 Years

http://tinyurl.com/4kfwmo

Mortgage rates posted the biggest one week increase since April 1987, soaring as credit fears reached a fever pitch. In addition, yields on benchmark 10-year Treasury notes climbed as investors worried about the additional supply of government debt resulting from billions of dollars in various rescue packages. Mortgage rates move in relation to Treasury yields, but at a spread -- or markup -- over the risk-free government debt. The intensifying credit crunch and the government guarantees on bank debt drove up the spread between mortgage bonds and benchmark Treasuries. But since Treasury yields climbed from 3.5 percent to over 4 percent over the previous week, mortgage borrowers had two factors working against them.

Plus Jumbo's are on life support! RIP Mutant Asset Bubble...

The What Someday this war is gonna end...

Posted by: what at October 16, 2008 10:29 AM in response to Asshat Convention.

"I think I'll take 11233 over Lodi, NJ any day."

You take 10 over Lodi any day..

The What

Someday this war is gonna end...

Posted by: what at October 16, 2008 10:11 AM in response to End of the World (Or Maybe Not) Party

What,
You should be able to comment on the home page now. This stuff is better discussed there than on the forum.
Thanks

You still have my IP blocked! Check with your Web-server! I can post here but not in the forums!!! What part of this you don't understand???

The What

Someday this war is gonna end..

Posted by: what at October 16, 2008 10:10 AM in response to The real end of the world party...

"Not necessarily true asshat What. That's called a "summer cover" which is put in place when they don't have fires to make it look better."

OH BTW Please show me a "Summer Cover" Dave! I hope tonight a fucking plane crashes into Union Hall... GOD DAMN I can't wait for the Mutant Asset Bubble implosion!!!!

The What

Someday this war is gonna end...

Posted by: what at October 16, 2008 9:53 AM in response to Form is lovely, but what about function?

":Not necessarily true asshat What. That's called a "summer cover" which is put in place when they don't have fires to make it look better"

Dave I grew up in a BROWNSTONE on HANCOCK ST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know what type of fireplace it is!!!!!!!

The What

Someday this war is gonna end...

Posted by: what at October 16, 2008 9:50 AM in response to Form is lovely, but what about function?

Ah 11233, I think that zip code is in great danger on getting on the HUDs "Declining Property" list. You see you live in the Ghetto you cave dwelling Asshat! Enjoy the little time you have left..

The What (At this time Japan is down 919 points)

Someday this 11233 is gonna end...

Posted by: what at October 15, 2008 11:20 PM in response to End of the World (Or Maybe Not) Party

"Why not just come by but remain incognito? "

Believe me if I walk into a room you would know it's me! No bullshit!

"Why not just come by but remain incognito? "

I'm not a skinny 135 pound asshat, I'm very big....

The What

Someday this war is gonna end..

Posted by: what at October 15, 2008 11:16 PM in response to The real end of the world party...

You are a mother fucking retarded asshat! That is a forced hot air furnace!! The boiler in you basement forces hot air thru that fireplace!!!! My GOD Please move back to fucking Kansas you monochromatic motherfuckers!!!

The What

Someday gene replacement is gonna end...

Posted by: what at October 15, 2008 11:13 PM in response to Form is lovely, but what about function?

You know something asshat? I'm going to enjoy this. I have a front row seat ant the implosion of the Mutant Asset Bubble so please enjoy yourself. I think the fun starts very soon...

The What

Someday this war is gonna end..

Posted by: what at October 15, 2008 7:38 PM in response to End of the World (Or Maybe Not) Party

I mean "thank you for the backup." I really mean that.

The What

Someday this war is gonna end...

Posted by: what at October 15, 2008 7:32 PM in response to The real end of the world party...

Unfortunately I'm still having problems posting in the regular forum. I cut and pated this reply from Whuh to Dave.

"If it acts like a jackass, and talks like a jackass...hey, Dave. What part of cataclysm do you not understand? Get it through your head: We are in inning one of the biggest deflationary blow-off in history. Keep it up, but as long as you do, so will I. I find it utterly hilarious you dead enders planned a party to celebrate how wrong The What was, and now you have to go through with it, even though he called the tsunami, and down the line. So ungracious are you in defeat, you won't even give the man his due. Ungentlemanly, to say the least. This is an Ibsen play, to make a reference that will fly right by you.

Posted by: Whuh at October 15, 2008 7:12 PM"

To Whuh I would like to present the "ASSHAT POOW3ED" award to you. I'm your biggest fan, than you for the backup.

The What

Someday this war is gonna end..

Posted by: what at October 15, 2008 7:24 PM in response to The real end of the world party...

Hey Asshole suck on this!!!!

Dow 8771.51 -733.04 -7.87
S&P 500 907.84 -90.17 -9.03
NASDAQ 1,628.33 -150.68 -8.47
Russell 2000 502.11 -52.54 -9.47

Have fun tomorrow Assholes!

The What

Someday this war is gonna end...

Posted by: what at October 15, 2008 4:16 PM in response to The real end of the world party...

"A large number of these men are dangerous felons released from prison. Some are sexual predators, and some have mental illness. Bus loads of homeless men are being bused into the sumner Armory each night."

Welcome to the Ghetto! Where the powers that be don't give a fuck about your safety and welfare. Plus what are you gonna do about it, vote out Bloomberg? This is a return to the New York I grew up in.

Invite them to your "End of the world" party and stop whining!
The What

Someday this war is gonna end..

Posted by: what at October 15, 2008 3:39 PM in response to Bed Stuy Community Alert: Bloomberg Moving 1200 Men to Sumner Armory Shelter! Town Hall Meeting Tomorrow OCT. 16th 7-9pm

I want you to have fun even at my expense. Enjoy yourself, make merry and laugh. Because I think this will be the last time. The Asshats wasn't paying attention last week so go ahead, party on! Because I think I'm going to get a good ten year laugh after this month...

The What

Someday this war is gonna end...

Posted by: what at October 15, 2008 1:46 PM in response to The real end of the world party...

"That's just what I'm looking for. It's called capitualtion and it marks the bottom of the stock market!!! Bring it on. Back up the truck.

They won't close the market here What."

Famous last words..

The What

Someday this war is gonna end..

Posted by: what at October 15, 2008 1:08 PM in response to The real end of the world party...

"But the point of the party is not to laugh at him; it's to meet other (mostly) like minded folks with a love of Brooklyn and a strong interest in real estate. "

RRRRRIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The What

Someday this war is gonna end..

One big circle jerk!

Posted by: what at October 15, 2008 1:02 PM in response to The real end of the world party...

"Please describe or define "the big one" for us so we'll know it when we see it. Don't wiggle out of this. i want to know what it is exactly that we are in for.."

1500 smash up on the dow and 250+ on the S&P 500 with a trading halt and market close on massive massive volume!

Bond market halt on 4, 13, 26 and 1 year bonds and Long Bond crash. Immediate Bank holiday.

Here you go Dave.

Fed official hints at recession
San Francisco Fed President Yellen acknowledges what Bernanke and others generally try to avoid in describing U.S. economy.

http://money.cnn.com/2008/10/15/news/economy/yellen/?postversion=2008101509

Bernanke and other Fed officials have given a dire outlook for the risks to the economy from the recent credit crisis. Just last month, in testimony in favor of a $700 billion Wall Street bailout then pending before Congress, Bernanke warned that the economy faced "grave threats" and its most serious problems in more than 60 years. But he still avoided using the word recession in his prepared remarks.

Yellen also has only used the term recession when referring to the past in her speeches so far this year. The last time she used the term when speaking of current conditions was back in February when she said "I consider it most probable that the U.S. economy will experience slow growth, and not outright recession, in coming quarters."

You see when people start using the word "recession" it's much worse. There is nothing you can do to stop deflation. The deflation monster is destroying all asset classes gold, real estate, nat gas, oil is getting killed. So enjoy yourself, have fun. RIP Mutant Asset Bubble...

The What

Someday this war is gonna end...

Posted by: what at October 15, 2008 1:00 PM in response to The real end of the world party...

"The What clearly called for the end of all of us on October 16."

I never did Biff you did! I'm OK with that. My thesis was for the big one and that event has not happen yet. I hope everyone is this happy at the end of the year..

The What

Someday this war is gonna end...

Posted by: what at October 15, 2008 12:41 PM in response to The real end of the world party...

I don't think the fine people of Brownstoner understand the seriousness of this problem. This "party' was a chance to get together and laugh at me. Now since the "shit has hit the fan" , now it's a "love The What" get together.

I will not be there and if anyone is claiming to be me, they are a fraud...

They What

Someday this war is gonna end...

Posted by: what at October 15, 2008 12:39 PM in response to The real end of the world party...

"Nice rejoinder What! and I like this new friendly tone. We are good folks for the most part."

Do you know why? Because I'm calling for the big one within 3 weeks! The Stock Market will have a aneurysm and take everything down with it. Have you notice when the market was having problems last week I wasn't jumping up and down. I know those was the step to the Big Dance.

The idiots in our government has shot off their last load and the whole thing is starting to crack. Just say goodbye to the good times for now. Welcome to the Great Depression 2.

The What

Someday this war is gonna end...

Posted by: what at October 15, 2008 12:00 PM in response to The real end of the world party...

"hey What, you seriously gotta come!"

Naw, that would be a brain fart.

The What

Someday this war is gonna end...

Posted by: what at October 15, 2008 11:50 AM in response to Mission Accomplished

"If the arena goes to Newark, I would be thrilled actually."

And your area goes BOOM...

The What

Someday this war is gonna end..

Posted by: what at October 14, 2008 10:18 PM in response to Did someone say "Newark Nets"?

"Theoretically stuck in South America for the rest of the week"

Pull out of those young boys, you will be back on time.

The What

Someday this war is gonna end...

Posted by: what at October 14, 2008 9:58 PM in response to Mission Accomplished

"What, make that 947, 11+%. Has to be the biggest 1-day advance ever."

Yep this is the last days. This is the last rally you will see in a long time. I hope peopel took the time to read the 2 posts about what happen today.

Today was the greatest sucker rally in history and when, not if this goes, it will be the biggest crash in Stock Market history. Bet on it..

The What

Someday this war is gonna end..

Posted by: what at October 13, 2008 6:55 PM in response to The last hurrah..

Wait a minute! The Market is up by 700 points, the Central Banks are going to pump more money into the market and nothing bad happen today. Not one Asshat came here to rub it in my face?! I think that it's finally coming across. I think some, nat all Asshats are starting to get it. Good for you..

The What

Someday this war is gonna end....

Posted by: what at October 13, 2008 3:48 PM in response to The last hurrah..

"This sentence puts the lie to the notion of the What as some kind of uneducated anti-social idiot-savant. "

New meds, they give them to me with tongs and wearing a Hazmat suit. Wasder sometimes they taste nasty and the orderlies yoke me and force them down my throat. I hate that!

The What

Someday this war is gonna end...

Posted by: what at October 13, 2008 1:14 PM in response to The last hurrah..

"What, for the most part I usually agree with you. But today I'm feeling pretty good about things and I think we will start our recovery early next year."

Please don't step into a trap. So far the Central Banks have pumped Trillions into worlld wide markets. The problem is not liquidity it''s solvency and trust. There is a massive compression at the low end of the yield curve. Because people are trying to find a safe heaven for their money and will not lend it out to insolvent entities.

http://www.bloomberg.com/markets/rates/index.html

"Housing prices will continue to fall but banks will become more regulated and stable."

Free market is dean for now. Most of the world institutions have been naturalized. Their liabilities are assumed by governments and the inflating of currents have arrived.

" And jobless rates will go down."

In 2019....

The What

Someday this war is gonna end...

Posted by: what at October 13, 2008 12:12 PM in response to The last hurrah..

DOW8000SP800 they are inflating at all cost. I think we are in the end game and very very soon the walls of Jericho all fall down..

The What

Someday this war is gonna end..

Posted by: what at October 13, 2008 11:34 AM in response to The last hurrah..

This is the internet for God sakes, get a better picture!

The What

Someday this war is gonna end..

Posted by: what at October 10, 2008 10:09 PM in response to NEW YORK NEW YORK

That''s a fucked up picture Asshat! Use the one I posted last week numbnuts!

The What

Someday this picture is gonna end...

Posted by: what at October 10, 2008 9:56 PM in response to NEW YORK NEW YORK

"Neither has occurred yet, nor are they likely."

You must forgive Dave. The Piper is outside of his Hedge Fund office with a Joshua Tree and a Baseball Bat!

BTW Dave I heard thru the grapevine that there was fraudulent Hedge Funds setup to mike people. All they has was a Cayman Island LLC, Fax Machine and a Telephone. Also I hear that the FBI is warming up the lasers for your boys. I hope you don't get caught up in this and get sent to "are you gonna pound me now?" prison.

Dave=Fail.....

The What

Someday this war is gonna end...

Posted by: what at October 10, 2008 12:41 PM in response to I told you so...

Check this out. This is Paul Volcker the former Chairman of the FED. He is advising Obama now and you better pray to GOD that he doesn't appoint him! He is the "Angel of Death" and will kill all asset bubbles...

We Have the Tools to Manage the Crisis

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB122360251805321773.html

"Today, the financial crisis has reached a critical point. The sharp decline in the stock market and its volatility dramatically make the point. More important if less visible, the flow of credit through the banking system and the financial markets is seriously impaired -- even in part frozen."

The What

Someday this war is gonna end...

Posted by: what at October 10, 2008 11:27 AM in response to I told you so...

"Its almost like your work here is done if Mr B tells you you nailed."

Nope Wasder just one more thing. You need to hear from the Lt Col Kilgore..

The