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Dumbo? Not even close. Try downtown Brooklyn.

Posted by: mopey dick at September 17, 2009 9:44 AM in response to Parking at the BellTel

Me Like-y!

Posted by: mopey dick at August 18, 2009 11:15 AM in response to Price Cuts at One Brooklyn Bridge Park

Please stop asking " you like-y" It's just off putting and awkward.

Posted by: mopey dick at August 17, 2009 12:52 PM in response to Co-op of the Day: 358 Eastern Parkway, #8

mopey dick wrote a review about Hecho en Dumbo - NOW CLOSED on July 16, 2009 2:52 PM

Go to the bathroom, it's in the back, pull out the toilet paper. Not a single piece but the entire roll. Then Whistle the theme for the Alamo, backwards. This will open a secret door to the back. Inside is a world of beautiful, friendly and naked waiters serving the most delicious food in the world! After the meal you get a yummy desert that includes a massage and the happiest of endings.

Actually they only serve 'Hecho en Dumbo" food at dinner time.

I guess Two Trees is desperate for cash so they can inflict upon Dumbo that nasty monster of an eye sore they have planned next to the bridge.

Posted by: mopey dick at June 26, 2009 12:59 PM in response to BAM Buys 321 Ashland for $7 Mil From Two Trees

Please tell me why a "typical" brownstone, like this one, in Park Slope is worth over $2 Mil???? School or no school. I saw this place and it is so so at best. Knock $500,000 off the price and you are getting close to it's actual value.

Posted by: mopey dick at June 25, 2009 3:06 PM in response to House of the Day: 460 2nd Street

This really is what they should do with the roof of the Empire Stores in Dumbo. Encourage the French Culinary Institute or the Culinary Institute of America to open a school and restaurant in the building and then build the most kick ass urban roof farm on the large flat roof. There could even be an outdoor restaurant up there that is open a few months of the year where most of the fruits and vegetables that are served were grown right there!

Posted by: mopey dick at June 24, 2009 11:43 AM in response to Try This Green(point) Roof on for Size