Clearing failure to maintain

You're in bedstuy not Park Avenue. Get some roach motels. Did you not see the hallways when you moved in? Were you smoking something? hipsters... go back to Idaho.

Posted by: guest_poster at October 23, 2009 5:17 PM in response to Tenant Rights: Hallway Upkeep?

crimsonson=trustfundy with coop

Posted by: guest_poster at October 19, 2009 12:37 PM in response to Co-Purchaser vs. Guarantor

"I am a single female living alone."

Ysabelle, can I come over tommorrow night? Such a shame.

Posted by: guest_poster at September 11, 2009 5:40 PM in response to Condo By-Laws

"I'm not sure if this is still allowed on the Forum, but I recently had such a positive experience with a contractor (!)"

Lisa, did it involve sex?

Posted by: guest_poster at September 2, 2009 4:32 PM in response to Contractor Recommendation

If you see suspicious activity
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/08/14/nyregion/14shoot.html

Posted by: guest_poster at August 15, 2009 12:09 PM in response to Clinton Hill Burglary

All they have to do to move that apt is throw in a week with the wife. She's hot!!!

Posted by: guest_poster at July 20, 2009 2:19 PM in response to It Pretty Much Sucks to be a Seller Right Now

The one that evicted pitbull should do the trick.

Posted by: guest_poster at July 5, 2009 9:52 PM in response to NYC Marshal Recommendation?

$10 for ammo, you take care of disposal. I need some target practice anyway.

Posted by: guest_poster at July 5, 2009 9:51 PM in response to Feral Cats—Help!

Did he get out of jail yet?

http://contractormag.com/plumbing/cm_newsarticle_524/

Posted by: guest_poster at June 15, 2009 2:41 PM in response to Water Main/sewer line

yeah randy. Obviously you are from the renter class.

Posted by: guest_poster at June 4, 2009 9:15 AM in response to Car Crash at Waverly and Willoughby

Looks like TLH and probably apratment1 are developer shills. Or developer shills, from the NYT:

"Now it has been revived as the Butler Plaza, an 80-unit condominium, by Herman Frederick and Ted Hilles, Brooklyn developers specializing in rehabilitation and historic restoration."

Ted ? Hilles = TLH.

Typical crapola '80s conversion. Needs a big price chop.

Posted by: guest_poster at May 25, 2009 12:31 PM in response to 44 Butler place

Wow, you're really sharp! A bit late, it appears.

You should move out immediately. Obvioulsy, it's very hazardous to live in a place with no c of o.

Posted by: guest_poster at May 11, 2009 7:02 PM in response to Illegal at 110 4 Ave?

TheWho, I dig your what-like opinion, but don't forget the bulletproof vest ya had to wear.

witchdoctor, maybe they cross the street cuz of your profession not your skin color.

Posted by: guest_poster at May 4, 2009 12:54 PM in response to Rosie and Nelson Redux

If that's the centerpiece of your apartment, I'd hate to see the rest of it.

Posted by: guest_poster at March 24, 2009 7:23 AM in response to Own a piece of DUMBO History

$30 to do the windows, $100 to do the wife! lol...

Hubby ain't taking care of biz, but da window washer iz.

Posted by: guest_poster at March 18, 2009 5:54 PM in response to window cleaning rip off?

So then let the wife do it.

Posted by: guest_poster at March 18, 2009 1:13 PM in response to window cleaning rip off?

What a self-entitled little prick.

He (or she)has no money but needs a new apt. Rather than hitting the streets like most people would in that situation, they enlist the services of a realtor, who, fairly enough, asks to be paid. He signs a contract (blindly 3 times) and now wants to be let out of it, well, because, "in our situation, it's nothing to sneeze at."

There's a reason your credit score is low and that's because you live your life like this. Your word means nothing and your signature means nothing. And now you'd like the government to bail you out. Why not, they're bailing everyone else out.

This is why the What is right. Asshats like this douche should be run back to Ohio, or Nantucket, Where Chip and Muffy can bail them out.

Rob, you're WAY out of line on this. Or have you had too many martinis to know the difference?

Posted by: guest_poster at December 10, 2008 5:43 PM in response to Realtor help

Braise beagle in wine and chix broth @350 for 3 hours.

Feed 1/2 to pitbull.

Save other half for roomate when he returns, add soy sauce and tell him it's Chinese takeout.

They'll both thank you.

Posted by: guest_poster at November 21, 2008 4:28 PM in response to suggestions for my doggy thanksgiving?

prop, you're a real lowlife.

What's your Jewish problem? One of them boffed yo momma?

But I'll let you in on their secret, since you're dying to know.

They sell sneakers to yo momma and her boyfriends.

Posted by: guest_poster at July 22, 2008 4:06 PM in response to Last Week's Biggest Sales

"To guest poster
Don't forget to bring the kosher hot dogs. I 'll bring the Manishewitz and we'll have a party. I hope this invitation is not for shabbos."

Ysabelle, I'm circumcised and everything. See you later!

Posted by: guest_poster at July 10, 2008 7:27 PM in response to Moving Forward

Ysabelle, you giving out nooky today? Email me, I'll meet you at the new hotel in Crown Heights.

Posted by: guest_poster at July 10, 2008 4:02 PM in response to Moving Forward

I'm a regular poster with a regular user name.

But look what ID I just snagged to make snarky comments? hehe

Ya know, 'Stoner, you say that one can read people's posts to get a sense of who they are. I complained to you, under my other username, some time ago, that most of the posts people make are in fact not saved.

Since you're paying close attention to this thread, care to comment?

Posted by: guest_poster at July 10, 2008 3:47 PM in response to Moving Forward

Nice work Op.
Brooklyn, your friend was lucky, back in the days they broke into our house 3 times from the back yard. A good number of our neighbors still have window bars securing the back parlor and ground fl windows.

Posted by: jack slade at August 16, 2009 10:50 PM in response to Clinton Hill Burglary

After living in many neighborhoods in Bklyn we are thinking of leaving Park Slope for Clinton Hill - more value and quiet streets actually. We found a place on Clinton Avenue at Dekalb. Has anyone experienced a high rate of crime in this particular area?

Posted by: beatgirl at August 17, 2009 7:42 PM in response to Clinton Hill Burglary

Mq1, are you sure those two guys weren't a couple of Havard, er Pratt Professors that were locked out of their own apts. Hope they don't accuse you of profiling.

Posted by: Crownlfc at August 18, 2009 12:48 AM in response to Clinton Hill Burglary

crwnlfc - Did the poster mention the race of the would be intruders? Are you making assumptions....? Seems like you made a very unimportant parallel to an unfortunate incident in your post.....

Posted by: SIB2BK at August 18, 2009 10:16 AM in response to Clinton Hill Burglary

Sib, er, what? Either you can't digest sarcasm or you don't have a sense of humor. And by the way - you mentioned race, neither did I, nor did the poster.

Posted by: Crownlfc at August 19, 2009 2:20 AM in response to Clinton Hill Burglary

Where's the brownstone? Why didnt you buy a cornice with the change?

Posted by: jack slade at September 2, 2009 8:12 PM in response to Contractor Recommendation

To guest poster john Ife get a life.

Are your balls the size of raisins?

If it is not John Ife I apolagize. for the remark.

If it is john Ife the remark sticks like crazy glue.

Posted by: Ysabelle at September 2, 2009 11:08 PM in response to Contractor Recommendation

Ysabelle, why is it ok if it's someone other than John?

Posted by: denton at September 3, 2009 7:34 AM in response to Contractor Recommendation

-sigh- Thanks everyone and Babs, special thanks to you for your advice. I promise I won't dance naked in the hallway; it would not have been a pretty sight. It's just so frustrating to have your financial life in the palm of a body as unaccountable and absolute as a co-op board. Their rejection may well spell utter diaster for me whereas their approval, given the circumstances, would hardly constitue a hardship to the coop in anyway. I know that the board doesn't have to take my interest into account, but it just seems so wrong that so much of my life is depend on the board literally saying, "well, I just like purple better than lavender...so no to lavender". KWIM?

Posted by: var at October 19, 2009 12:42 PM in response to Co-Purchaser vs. Guarantor

"crimsonson=trustfundy with coop "

Patently false - but that come back does not even make any sense.

Posted by: crimsonson at October 19, 2009 12:58 PM in response to Co-Purchaser vs. Guarantor