My login name is ghettoazzpnkbtch. I post nonsense here whenever i can get away from my mundane day job. I know I am bitter. I have no life.

I am actually someone else's sockpuppet. Today Dave thought I got banned so I went ballistic. I sound like a crazy lady on the street. I am jealous of dave's sex life but that makes him a small man. He has paid for sex but no one will pay me for sex.

Now I want you to take my lunatic ranting seriously.

QED

Posted by: daveinbedstuy at August 27, 2009 7:06 PM

This is all you have Dave?

I would tell you to get back to work, but you don't work you post on brownstoner all day.

You should be banned Dave for engaging in illegal activity and then talking about it on this site. Mr. B's advertisers must be so happy to be supporting your childish and emotionally stunted life. HOnestly, I am surprised Mr. B hasn't had a word with you about cleaning up your act.

You can try to insult me all you want, but it just points to your pathetic little life.

Though I never liked Whuh or The What, they certainly had your number, Dave.

Get a life, Dave. One that doesn't require you to pay for peopel to be your "bf"

Posted by: ghettoazzpnkbtch at August 28, 2009 10:02 AM in response to Open Thread

Dave, you are still a sad little narcissistic man who pays for sex and spend way too much time having cyber fights with people he doesn't know.

50+ years old? You act liek a 5 year old.

Grow up, Dave.

Posted by: ghettoazzpnkbtch at August 27, 2009 6:07 PM in response to Open Thread

Isn't this what AWIF pointed out to you the other day, Dave? You never learn, do you?

Posted by: ghettoazzpnkbtch at August 27, 2009 5:51 PM

Just what is it I need to learn, BHO???

Posted by: daveinbedstuy at August 27, 2009 5:56 PM

Now you resort to calling me other people. Your tactics are old and ineffective.

You think having more toys than someone else makes you better/smarter/correct. It proves that you are immature and think the possession of objects somehow proves your point. It points to your insecurity and immaturity.

And when you say toys, do you include the man you drag around to the meet ups because you are trying to impress your fellow posters? (Yes, you are trying to impress them.) Sad, sad little man.

Posted by: ghettoazzpnkbtch at August 27, 2009 6:05 PM in response to Open Thread

Nice try to turn it around, Dave, but it won't work. You don't like what is being written about you because it is true and you are not mature enough to accept it.

sad, sad little man

Posted by: ghettoazzpnkbtch at August 27, 2009 5:59 PM in response to Open Thread

Keep insulting me, Dave. It points to your immaturity.

Sad, sad little man.

Posted by: ghettoazzpnkbtch at August 27, 2009 5:55 PM in response to Open Thread

You go ahead and think what you want, BO. I'm sure I've accumulated more toys.

Posted by: daveinbedstuy at August 27, 2009 5:46 PM

Isn't this what AWIF pointed out to you the other day, Dave? You never learn, do you?

Posted by: ghettoazzpnkbtch at August 27, 2009 5:51 PM in response to Open Thread

Dave, the What gets under your skin. That is why you can't let go when you argue with him.

I didn't get PWNED, Dave. I just held a mirror up to your behavior adn you saw how incredibly sad it is. Instead of just letting it go, you tried to fight it. But you can;t fight it, DAve. It is, by your own admission, part of who you are.

I can't speak for anyone else, but I doubt I am the only one who finds your behavior on this site very sad at times.

You should stick to talking about real estate and keep your fingers off the keyboard when the urge to write about yourself comes over you. You are not as interesting or mature as you think.

Posted by: ghettoazzpnkbtch at August 27, 2009 5:49 PM in response to Open Thread

How old are you, Dave? 50+? You are nearing retirement and this is what you do with yourself. Sad, sad, sad little man.

Posted by: ghettoazzpnkbtch at August 27, 2009 5:42 PM in response to Open Thread

I am not crazy, Dave and you repeating it doesn't make it so. Sad try though.

You can't stand this, can you?

Keep cutting and pasting, DAve. And don't forget to talk about yourself again.

Posted by: ghettoazzpnkbtch at August 27, 2009 5:40 PM in response to Open Thread

your post @ 5:33 was unimpressive. I don't shrink at your pathetic attempts to insult me. I got under your skin awhile back and it is killing you. Your continuing attempts to attack are sad and foolish.

Posted by: ghettoazzpnkbtch at August 27, 2009 5:37 PM in response to Open Thread

Yes, Dave. You decide everything.

I could care less what you think and that really annoys you, doesn't it?

Sad, sad little man

Posted by: ghettoazzpnkbtch at August 27, 2009 5:34 PM in response to Open Thread

That is right, Dave. We are all here just to keep you happy. You are so important that we all only exist for you. Mr. B put this site together just so you could post about yourself all day long.

When you argue, your view of the world is exposed for everyone to see.

Sad, sad little man.

Posted by: ghettoazzpnkbtch at August 27, 2009 5:31 PM in response to Open Thread

God, I haven't had this much fun since the last time I paid for sex!!!!!!!

Posted by: daveinbedstuy at August 27, 2009 5:23 PM

You think you are funny, but it is true and sad at the same time.

I like how you think you know about my life. You don't. But I know all about yours and it is not pretty.

Posted by: ghettoazzpnkbtch at August 27, 2009 5:28 PM in response to Open Thread

Dave, get a clue. Don't hold yourself out as having boyfriends or partners. Your behavior screams immature on so many levels. You are an immature, narcissistic, sad little man. You are unimpressive. And your attempts to belittle me don't work in deflecting the truth.

Keep going, Dave. YOu have no life. You can do this all day long, right? Sad little man.

Posted by: ghettoazzpnkbtch at August 27, 2009 5:26 PM in response to Open Thread

Biff: Thank you. I appreciate your posts.

Dave: You got caught talking smack and thinking I couldn't come back and call you on it. Sure, if I were banned, I could read your post but I wouldn't be able to respond. You would have "gotten away with" being a little douche. Well guess what, I called you on being a douche. And I pointed out that you act like you are everyone's friend (except the What, et al.), but you are not. You are a two-faced, sad sack of a little man. You want to keep arguing, Dave, let's go. I don't have to meet my married with child "bf" that I pay for. I have a life, Dave. You do not.

Keep going Dave. You got caught being a little bitch and now I am going to keep your feet to teh fire. Grow up, if that is possible. You sad, sad little man.

Posted by: ghettoazzpnkbtch at August 27, 2009 5:22 PM in response to Open Thread

You can't stop arguing, Dave, because it is about you and you love it. Sad, sad little man. Willing to admit you did wrong, got caught and are being called out as a sex-addicted, immature little man? Didn't think so. It would require a level of maturity you don't possess

Posted by: ghettoazzpnkbtch at August 27, 2009 5:14 PM in response to Open Thread

Dave, you thought you could write what you want and I couldn't respond. Well I can and I have proven that you can't deal. You are a two-faced sad little man who pays for sex. Sad, sad, sad little man.

Posted by: ghettoazzpnkbtch at August 27, 2009 5:12 PM in response to Open Thread

And who are you cobble? Get a grip. THis isn't your site any more than it is mine. Loser and idiot. You want to keep going?

Posted by: ghettoazzpnkbtch at August 27, 2009 5:10 PM in response to Open Thread

you keep responding, Dave. You do care what everyone thinks. You are a nacrissist. Sad little man. And now you revert to yelling. You lost your argument, which you never had in the first place.

Posted by: ghettoazzpnkbtch at August 27, 2009 5:09 PM in response to Open Thread

cobble, your stupidity has no limits, does it?

Posted by: ghettoazzpnkbtch at August 27, 2009 5:05 PM in response to Open Thread

Dave, you are the queen of droning. You forget that everything you write about is here on this site. Your narcissism knows no bounds.

You got busted, you can't own up and now you are going to try to insut me? Sad little man.

I hope you are not as two-faced with everyone else on this site. Maybe B'stoner should ban random people and we can see what you really think of them. Sad little man.

Posted by: ghettoazzpnkbtch at August 27, 2009 5:04 PM in response to Open Thread

you are an idiot cobble.

Still reading, Dave? Willing to own up to the fact that you got caught with your pants down? Or are you just as immature about your non-sexual contacts with other people?

Posted by: ghettoazzpnkbtch at August 27, 2009 5:02 PM in response to Open Thread

Is ghetto = randi? LEt's see .. randi was banned and I wasn't. You add nothing to this site cobble. Go spend you time finding job instead of trying to figure out who is who.

Posted by: ghettoazzpnkbtch at August 27, 2009 4:58 PM in response to Open Thread

Dave, don't try to change the subject. You are rarely amusing and you are actually willing to stay at work to read this site. Sad little man. Don't you have someone to meet, have sex with and have some money change hands?

Posted by: ghettoazzpnkbtch at August 27, 2009 4:53 PM in response to Open Thread

Cobble, did you get a job yet?

Dave, you have no life. You post all day on Brownstoner. You truly are a PLUSA. Sadly, you take pride in your addiction to this site. Sad little man.

Posted by: ghettoazzpnkbtch at August 27, 2009 4:51 PM in response to Open Thread

By your own admission, Dave, you pay for sex. You still do. Be a man and own up to your emotionally stunted life.

Biff: I hate the What.

Posted by: ghettoazzpnkbtch at August 27, 2009 4:46 PM in response to Open Thread

(No, Jessi, I got it right. Dave thought i was banned and tried to talk smack thinking I wouldn't see it. Sad, sad little man.

He talks about himself all day long. And he makes everything about his sexual exploits. Boring.

By his own admission, he pays for his sexual companionship. That makes him a John.

He has no boyfriends. He has no committed relationships. He is emotionally stunted. It is painfully obvious, especially since he admits to his sexual conquests all day long.

It is pathetic really.

You may like him and I have always kept my thoughts about him to myself despit eht fact that he ruins several threads with his verbal sparring, but if he thinks he is such a tough guy, he needs to own up to his own shortcomings and take it like the sad little person he is.)

Posted by: ghettoazzpnkbtch at August 27, 2009 4:44 PM in response to Open Thread

I love to talk about myself. I talk about sex all day long. I am an emotionally stunted 50-something. I say I have boyfriends, but if I pay for them aren't they just prostitutes and aren't I just a sad old lonely John?

(You don't impress, Dave. You are a sad little man.)

Posted by: ghettoazzpnkbtch at August 27, 2009 4:33 PM in response to Open Thread

I am not banned, Dave!

Posted by: ghettoazzpnkbtch at August 27, 2009 4:27 PM in response to Open Thread

it will cost $10,000 / month to own this place!

I add in a non-cash item like depreciation but I don't factor in the cash on the resale to determine the cash out-of-pocket costs to live here. My rent is not an out-of-pocket cost. I am a wizzard!

If I wait for CS index to return to 0 YOY, does that mean I am waiting for house prices to increase 20% in NYC before I would even think of buying?

Yes, I am a wizzard.

Posted by: ghettoazzpnkbtch at August 27, 2009 2:34 PM in response to Co-op of the Day: 269 Clinton Avenue, #D2

I am going to bid $350K for this place. If I don't get it, I will call the buyer stupid and not apologize to anyone on Brownstoner for beinig an ass.

If I am unemployed and hanging out in the park, does that mean I am "in the comfort of my summer retreat?"

Posted by: ghettoazzpnkbtch at August 27, 2009 2:29 PM in response to Co-op of the Day: 269 Clinton Avenue, #D2

"access two". I am now writing copy for Brownstoner.

Posted by: ghettoazzpnkbtch at August 27, 2009 1:34 PM in response to Co-op of the Day: 269 Clinton Avenue, #D2

If I had bid half off, I would not have gotten any of these properties.

I am a financial wizzard. Do as I say, not as I do.

Posted by: ghettoazzpnkbtch at August 27, 2009 12:42 PM in response to Brooklyn Sales: Under a Million

I am obsessed with gay sex acts. I think I get this from my time in prison. I add nothing to any thread I post on.

Posted by: ghettoazzpnkbtch at August 27, 2009 12:07 PM in response to Carlton Mews Cleans Up

I could bid half off, but I doubt I could get it. In fact, I can even afford this at ask. I am all talk and no action.

Posted by: ghettoazzpnkbtch at August 26, 2009 4:34 PM in response to Foreclosure of the Week: 130 Lincoln Road

That's the MAB bursting on the horizon!

Posted by: ghettoazzpnkbtch at August 25, 2009 1:10 PM in response to Greetings From The Big Island

I am so glad credit cards are dead. Now I won't have to feel bad that my crappy credit, which kept me from getting a credit card in the first place, won't make me feel so inferior.

If I had just gone to college - where credit card companies offer students credit cards all the time - instead of hanging out in the movie theater on Fulton, I could have had a credit card.

Oh well, off to the check cashing store.

Posted by: ghettoazzpnkbtch at August 25, 2009 12:50 PM in response to Mystery Downtown Development Going Affordable

I could buy a property in foreclosure. That would be less than half off peak comp, which we reached last year at the latest. But I won't. Then I will have nothing to talk about.

I am a real estate agent. Well, I was a real estate agent until I was fired for engaging in criminal behavior. Now I toggle between screen names since I don't have a job unless you consider waiting for the MAB to burst a job. If these condos accept Section 8, I can finnaly move out of mama's house! Have I moved the goal posts lately?

I am 32 years old. I have owned property since I was 5. I sold my place when the value had appreciated exactly $250K. I am a real estate wizzard and a spelling champ.

I am a lawyer and a finance person. I multi-task.

Posted by: ghettoazzpnkbtch at August 25, 2009 12:29 PM in response to Mystery Downtown Development Going Affordable

Waiting for the MAB to burst is making me tired. Maybe I shoudl get a job to keep me busy.

Posted by: ghettoazzpnkbtch at August 25, 2009 11:36 AM in response to Walkabout with Montrose: Hardware: Jewels in the Crown

I get my information from cartoons!

Posted by: ghettoazzpnkbtch at August 17, 2009 1:29 PM in response to Open Thread

"you know and I know it's all over. Nothing left but the crying."

Don't cry, What.

Posted by: ghettoazzpnkbtch at August 17, 2009 1:14 PM in response to Open Thread

Where are my b!tches, What and BHO? I know they are out there. They run away when I challenge them. I know you don't have jobs, so where are you? Go out to lunch together? That would be easy since you are one and the same person. Afraid mopar will kick your azz for insulting her? Come out you little queens.

Posted by: ghettoazzpnkbtch at August 17, 2009 1:06 PM in response to Open Thread

I was posting on a NY Times blog until I got kicked off. My posts were deleted since I failed to give a real e-mail address. I am as phoney.

I disappreared when the markets didn't prove my point and I take one article from the Times to reappear like I never left.

I deny that people make 350K a year since I will never make that much in my entire lifetime. I cannot even imagine that people actually got an education when they were younger instead of goofing off like I did.

Brooklyn has passed me by and I can't handle it.

I call people names since I have no comeback.

If I am unemployed, does that mean I work from home? Do you think my mama will let me take a tax deduction on her house now?

If teh economy improves, will I still be moving the goal posts?

Love me!

Posted by: ghettoazzpnkbtch at August 17, 2009 12:21 PM in response to The Emotional Undercurrent of Buying and Selling

I am lurking. Should I flip the switch and post as BHO?

I let BHO call me names since I am BHO!

If I was really a child of Bed-Stuy, shoudln't I have known that Solomon's Porch has been shut down for weeks? Wouldn't I also know that the owner still opened the place for parties and tried to scrape off the stickers from the BOH? Maybe I should spend a little less time hanging out with the trash on Decatur and more time looking for full-time employment.

I am ghettoazzpnkbtch's b!tch.

Posted by: ghettoazzpnkbtch at July 27, 2009 1:00 PM in response to Open Thread

I am here to change the clocks. Last summer. 90 days. 6 months. 10 years. If I played football for a living, would I be penalized for moving the goal posts?

I live in a world created by Hollywood. Reality plays no part in my life.

Now, let me look up another quote from a war movie.

I think I need to get out more often.

Posted by: ghettoazzpnkbtch at July 24, 2009 2:08 PM in response to Open House Picks: Six Months Later

I could have commented on a house in Bed-Stuy, but I chose to act like an immature child instead.

I like ordering people around. It reminds me of how I was treated in prison.

Posted by: ghettoazzpnkbtch at July 24, 2009 1:54 PM in response to Open House Picks

I have no idea what other people's investments in real estate are, but I will take a stab at it. I will be wrong, but that hasn't stopped me before.

I will post something and then respond to myself. I am so smart. No one will ever guess I have two screen names.

Now where did I put that aveno? I have to please my wife somehow since I will never be able to afford the house she has been expecting me to buy her.

I am a scrub.

Posted by: ghettoazzpnkbtch at July 23, 2009 1:45 PM in response to Bearish Brownstoners Miss Mark on 2nd Street Sale

I put everyone on mute then respond to their posts.

If I didn't post, would anyone care about the What? I keep him in the mix. He is this b!tch's b!tch. I own him and she needs me more than I need her.

I complain about racism on this site, but I run when someone actually engages in it. Perhaps I am too busy hanfing out with people with guns. My criminal past follows me everywhere.

Posted by: ghettoazzpnkbtch at July 23, 2009 12:23 PM in response to Bearish Brownstoners Miss Mark on 2nd Street Sale

I hate it when people call me out on my sh!t so I accuse them of being someone else.

I had the chance to talk about a house in 11233 yesterday in the HOTD, but I actually had nothing to say. Even when some Jersey loser was being a racist. I gave him a pass! I am losing my real estate cred and losing my mind.

(I am not Dave, tWhat)

The maker of pampers diapers lost money in the quarter. That must mean no babies are being born and no one is having sex. I am a financial wizzard.

Posted by: ghettoazzpnkbtch at July 23, 2009 12:05 PM in response to Bearish Brownstoners Miss Mark on 2nd Street Sale

I say this house is worthless. That someone bought it makes them an idiot.

I inherited my house from my mommy so I have no idea how to actually buy one using my own money.

I worked in real estate once. Awaye Realty. Have you heard of them? I am an expert on real estate even though I no longer have access to MLS.

I see that the DOW is down $.01. See, the world is coming to an end.

I hope no one notices that I have stopped my countdown clock on the end of the world. This will allow me to move the goal posts when I am wrong again about the end of the world.

(I'm still here MR)

Posted by: ghettoazzpnkbtch at July 23, 2009 11:46 AM in response to Bearish Brownstoners Miss Mark on 2nd Street Sale