oh matt you crazy man you

Posted by: ftgreenepark at February 1, 2010 5:14 PM in response to Monday Blogwrap

-wikipedia

oh and that picture of the table is AWESOME!

Posted by: ftgreenepark at January 19, 2010 10:11 AM in response to A Sneak Peek Inside Mile End

In a Talking to Americans segment on the television series This Hour Has 22 Minutes during the 2000 American election, Rick Mercer convinced then-Governor of Texas George W. Bush that Canada's Prime Minister, Jean Chrétien, was named Jean Poutine and that he was supporting Bush's candidacy. A few years later when Bush made his first official visit to Canada, he said during a speech, "There's a prominent citizen who endorsed me in the 2000 election, and I wanted a chance to finally thank him for that endorsement. I was hoping to meet Jean Poutine." The remark was met with laughter and applause.[13]

Posted by: ftgreenepark at January 19, 2010 10:11 AM in response to A Sneak Peek Inside Mile End

THANK JEEBUS

Posted by: ftgreenepark at January 15, 2010 11:52 AM in response to Anti-Curb Cutting Rule Inches Forward

it's okay...i fell asleep half way through...sure it's interesting tho

Posted by: ftgreenepark at January 7, 2010 3:14 PM in response to StreetLevel: 3rd Ave Music Store Calls it Quits

hm brownstoner...guess if you'd told us about them BEFORE they closed...you might not have to run this piece.

HEY SOMEBODY DO A PIECE ABOUT NON-GUITARCENTER MUSIC SHOPS IN BK DAMN IT! There's like ZERO...suuuuuuuuucks. exxxspecially around my nabe

BOMBACLOT!

Posted by: ftgreenepark at January 7, 2010 2:30 PM in response to StreetLevel: 3rd Ave Music Store Calls it Quits

420 hehe

Posted by: ftgreenepark at December 22, 2009 1:39 PM in response to Co-op of the Day: 420 12th Street, #C4L

steam*punk* = HG Wells douchebags who like monocles

aka...NOTHING to do with punk

aka...possibly worse than goths

aka...lammmmmmmmmmmmmmmme

Posted by: ftgreenepark at December 21, 2009 3:57 PM in response to Streetlevel: Washington Cafe

mmmmmmmm new bar

yummerz

Posted by: ftgreenepark at December 21, 2009 11:45 AM in response to Booze-plex Brewing on 4th Avenue and Carroll

There's a ton of great viet food in nyc. There's a decent one right off of Smith st but I can't remember the name of it. I do know that 4ave pub has their menu though! Acquaint yourself bitches.

to non-viet eaters :)

Posted by: ftgreenepark at December 21, 2009 10:57 AM in response to Another Vietnamese Sandwich Shop Coming to the Slope

yea that's some great work. it's crazy how different downtown brooklyn looked back in the day. the building they razed to create the supreme court building looked amazing.

Posted by: ftgreenepark at December 17, 2009 10:29 AM in response to Video: The History of Cadman Plaza

FIRST: bike lanes make a HUGE difference.

SECOND:

"I can't say how many times I've had to sWerve out of a way of a biker turning on a red light, running through a red light, or just driving in-between cars in heavy traffic. "

I love this defense - as if car drivers follow all traffic rules themselves.

NOBODY SAID IT'S FAIR but cyclists MUST get deference from drivers. The onus is on the driver to watch out for people who can easily be injured but not easily injure...regardless of whether or not they are reckless.

Posted by: ftgreenepark at December 15, 2009 10:20 AM in response to Bicyclist Run Over in Greenpoint

It's too narrow by the bar...the bathroom is always smelly...the bands are sometimes decent but never exceeding decent...the service is OK and sometimes less than OK...I'm tired of those video montage thingies...and the people can be a little bland (ouch sorry).

Posted by: ftgreenepark at December 14, 2009 10:52 AM in response to Are These the 10 Best Bars in Brooklyn?

Freddy's is NOT that great of a bar.

Picking the best 10 bars in Brooklyn is super tough. Instead they should do the 10 biggest douche bars in Brooklyn. Or the 10 stinkiest bars.

Posted by: ftgreenepark at December 14, 2009 10:47 AM in response to Are These the 10 Best Bars in Brooklyn?

agreed...

total suckage

Posted by: ftgreenepark at December 8, 2009 11:17 AM in response to Bloomie Breaks Ground on McCarren Reno

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcMGACqsg5A

Posted by: ftgreenepark at December 8, 2009 10:39 AM in response to Walkabout: My Favorites - Commercial and Civic Buildings

it's like the freakin' Versailles gardens over heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere!

Posted by: ftgreenepark at December 4, 2009 11:33 AM in response to New Landscaped Plaza at Foot of Manhattan Bridge

why don't we just take the money (is there any?) for this pointless project and pay off the city's debt?

Posted by: ftgreenepark at November 23, 2009 2:07 PM in response to Bloomberg Editorial Disses Yards Arena Design

re: eh

took the words right outta my 40oz soaked mouth.

Posted by: ftgreenepark at November 16, 2009 3:17 PM in response to Streetlevel: New Wine Bar for Dekalb

I was stopped by the cops on Myrtle (white male) and asked what I had in my pocket. It was a bottle of chewable animal vitamins.

Posted by: ftgreenepark at November 11, 2009 10:30 AM in response to Two Teens Shot on Fulton in Fort Greene

ATLAS SOUND

Posted by: ftgreenepark at November 10, 2009 10:40 AM in response to Walkabout: The Architects - Montrose Morris, Part 1

donatella.

a "dive bar" would be fucking awesome. a "dive bar" plays good music and has cheap beer.

please do not confuse this with a...

"douche bar" aka "sports bar". a "sports bar" has a bunch of tv sets, jaeger, and corporate douche bags.

don't get me wrong i love sports...but i get my sports on in a living room.

Posted by: ftgreenepark at November 6, 2009 2:04 PM in response to Fulton Sports Bar Signage Revealed

Chance11?

excuse me whilst I barf all over your shoes.

Posted by: ftgreenepark at November 6, 2009 1:16 PM in response to Fulton Sports Bar Signage Revealed

Hey northsloperenter...

I've got a 2003 Mazda 6 with only 43k miles on it. You can have it for 7.5k.

Posted by: ftgreenepark at November 5, 2009 2:07 PM in response to Subway Service on Weekends Is F@#%ed

Kohzee...Cosi? seriously? did somebody take a dump on the creativity hub in your brain...long...long ago?

Posted by: ftgreenepark at November 4, 2009 2:41 PM in response to Streetlevel: New Cafe Opening on 6th Avenue

Not voting = apathy. Disgusting.

Posted by: ftgreenepark at November 4, 2009 10:15 AM in response to Election 2009: No Big Surprises in Brooklyn

ditto...looks like a piece of shit.

Posted by: ftgreenepark at November 3, 2009 3:43 PM in response to Development Watch: 527 Lincoln Place

it would be so great if we could pass some legislation that would limit building heights in Brooklyn to no more than like 12 stories...like D.C. or Paris, etc.

yea this is bullshit. i'll be happy to throw the first brick through the pretty glass.

Posted by: ftgreenepark at November 3, 2009 10:04 AM in response to Pelli Tower Proposed for Greenpoint Waterfront

thai's good...wish it was vietnamese!

Posted by: ftgreenepark at October 30, 2009 4:30 PM in response to Streetlevel: New Restaurant Coming to 723 Fulton Street

i thought a cleaner was going in there...

k the strip does suck...but i like the discount boozery...got myself a big ol' bottle of brandy there last night and some cider avec cinnamon. Yummerz!

Posted by: ftgreenepark at October 30, 2009 2:37 PM in response to Streetlevel: New Restaurant Coming to 723 Fulton Street

sports bars are for suits and lame old dudes.

WE NEED MORE COOL BARS. I'M SICK OF ROPE AND ALIBI YO!

Posted by: ftgreenepark at October 29, 2009 3:22 PM in response to Streetlevel: Sports Bar for Fulton

it's because you're polling is not entirely sample of people who can all actually afford these homes. if you want a more accurate result you need to poll people who are in a certain income bracket, looking for a home, have some knowledge about actually purchasing a home in brooklyn.

Posted by: ftgreenepark at October 23, 2009 10:22 AM in response to 20 Clifton Place Sells, Kicks Widget's Ass

i think owning a house might make you boring.

Posted by: ftgreenepark at October 15, 2009 3:04 PM in response to Hot Water System Help

mmmm....dinner.

Posted by: ftgreenepark at October 15, 2009 11:09 AM in response to Infestation

420

hahaha

Posted by: ftgreenepark at October 15, 2009 10:28 AM in response to Closings and Move-Ins at 420 Classon Avenue

yes i just quoted myself and then commented on my quoting myself.

Posted by: ftgreenepark at October 14, 2009 5:16 PM in response to Closing Bell: Brooklyn Film Race

"VIE TIME YOU!"

-Otto Von Bismark's wife during love-making

Posted by: ftgreenepark at October 14, 2009 5:15 PM in response to Closing Bell: Brooklyn Film Race

such a German idea...

YOU MAKE ART NOW! VIE TIME YOU!

Posted by: ftgreenepark at October 14, 2009 5:15 PM in response to Closing Bell: Brooklyn Film Race

GOOD doormen are useful...but that's an old school and there's not many of'em left.

Posted by: ftgreenepark at October 14, 2009 2:18 PM in response to Co-op of the Day: 70 Remsen Street, #7D

i wanna kitty!

Posted by: ftgreenepark at October 13, 2009 4:59 PM in response to Streetlevel: Lafayette Grocery Overhaul

oyyyyyyyyy i realllllly have to go to the bathroom verrry baaaaaad!!!

Posted by: ftgreenepark at October 13, 2009 4:49 PM in response to Closing Bell: Two beds, 11 Baths?

ahhhh they're not gonna cause the building to collapse..are you nutsoids? and even if it did i'm willing to gamble it...do ya know how far i have to walk to get a 40 these days? every once and awhile they sell 6 packs of colt 45...love it.

Posted by: ftgreenepark at October 13, 2009 3:38 PM in response to Streetlevel: Lafayette Grocery Overhaul

fine. so who's the rat?

Posted by: ftgreenepark at October 13, 2009 2:52 PM in response to Streetlevel: Lafayette Grocery Overhaul

stupid government...i wonder how much the permit would've cost? maybe it's just a bitch to get the permit itself?

are those guys lebanese? i never had the courage to ask...but they def speak arabic.

inshallah!

Posted by: ftgreenepark at October 13, 2009 2:36 PM in response to Streetlevel: Lafayette Grocery Overhaul

bad brains? gotta check that place out.

Posted by: ftgreenepark at October 12, 2009 3:29 PM in response to Streetlevel: Orchid Cafe in Bed-Stuy

don't say the h word. it's what lame people from Long Island say about anybody and everybody who is noticeably cooler than them...and therefore makes them uncomfortable.

Posted by: ftgreenepark at October 8, 2009 4:37 PM in response to Closing Bell: a Bike, a Voyage

let's see if he makes it to NJ

Posted by: ftgreenepark at October 8, 2009 4:09 PM in response to Closing Bell: a Bike, a Voyage

they used to chill in that warehouse gallery off of Smith st...unfortunately that's closed down for some reason. prolly for storage or something.

Posted by: ftgreenepark at October 7, 2009 7:43 PM in response to Wednesday Blogwrap

i was politely asked by a atlantic antic dude to just finish up or the cops would get me...but yea it's cool

Posted by: ftgreenepark at October 5, 2009 5:40 PM in response to Closing Bell: Atlantic Antic 2009