re: eh

took the words right outta my 40oz soaked mouth.

Posted by: ftgreenepark at November 16, 2009 3:17 PM in response to Streetlevel: New Wine Bar for Dekalb

I was stopped by the cops on Myrtle (white male) and asked what I had in my pocket. It was a bottle of chewable animal vitamins.

Posted by: ftgreenepark at November 11, 2009 10:30 AM in response to Two Teens Shot on Fulton in Fort Greene

ATLAS SOUND

Posted by: ftgreenepark at November 10, 2009 10:40 AM in response to Walkabout: The Architects - Montrose Morris, Part 1

donatella.

a "dive bar" would be fucking awesome. a "dive bar" plays good music and has cheap beer.

please do not confuse this with a...

"douche bar" aka "sports bar". a "sports bar" has a bunch of tv sets, jaeger, and corporate douche bags.

don't get me wrong i love sports...but i get my sports on in a living room.

Posted by: ftgreenepark at November 6, 2009 2:04 PM in response to Fulton Sports Bar Signage Revealed

Chance11?

excuse me whilst I barf all over your shoes.

Posted by: ftgreenepark at November 6, 2009 1:16 PM in response to Fulton Sports Bar Signage Revealed

Hey northsloperenter...

I've got a 2003 Mazda 6 with only 43k miles on it. You can have it for 7.5k.

Posted by: ftgreenepark at November 5, 2009 2:07 PM in response to Subway Service on Weekends Is F@#%ed

Kohzee...Cosi? seriously? did somebody take a dump on the creativity hub in your brain...long...long ago?

Posted by: ftgreenepark at November 4, 2009 2:41 PM in response to Streetlevel: New Cafe Opening on 6th Avenue

Not voting = apathy. Disgusting.

Posted by: ftgreenepark at November 4, 2009 10:15 AM in response to Election 2009: No Big Surprises in Brooklyn

ditto...looks like a piece of shit.

Posted by: ftgreenepark at November 3, 2009 3:43 PM in response to Development Watch: 527 Lincoln Place

it would be so great if we could pass some legislation that would limit building heights in Brooklyn to no more than like 12 stories...like D.C. or Paris, etc.

yea this is bullshit. i'll be happy to throw the first brick through the pretty glass.

Posted by: ftgreenepark at November 3, 2009 10:04 AM in response to Pelli Tower Proposed for Greenpoint Waterfront

thai's good...wish it was vietnamese!

Posted by: ftgreenepark at October 30, 2009 4:30 PM in response to Streetlevel: New Restaurant Coming to 723 Fulton Street

i thought a cleaner was going in there...

k the strip does suck...but i like the discount boozery...got myself a big ol' bottle of brandy there last night and some cider avec cinnamon. Yummerz!

Posted by: ftgreenepark at October 30, 2009 2:37 PM in response to Streetlevel: New Restaurant Coming to 723 Fulton Street

sports bars are for suits and lame old dudes.

WE NEED MORE COOL BARS. I'M SICK OF ROPE AND ALIBI YO!

Posted by: ftgreenepark at October 29, 2009 3:22 PM in response to Streetlevel: Sports Bar for Fulton

it's because you're polling is not entirely sample of people who can all actually afford these homes. if you want a more accurate result you need to poll people who are in a certain income bracket, looking for a home, have some knowledge about actually purchasing a home in brooklyn.

Posted by: ftgreenepark at October 23, 2009 10:22 AM in response to 20 Clifton Place Sells, Kicks Widget's Ass

i think owning a house might make you boring.

Posted by: ftgreenepark at October 15, 2009 3:04 PM in response to Hot Water System Help

mmmm....dinner.

Posted by: ftgreenepark at October 15, 2009 11:09 AM in response to Infestation

420

hahaha

Posted by: ftgreenepark at October 15, 2009 10:28 AM in response to Closings and Move-Ins at 420 Classon Avenue

yes i just quoted myself and then commented on my quoting myself.

Posted by: ftgreenepark at October 14, 2009 5:16 PM in response to Closing Bell: Brooklyn Film Race

"VIE TIME YOU!"

-Otto Von Bismark's wife during love-making

Posted by: ftgreenepark at October 14, 2009 5:15 PM in response to Closing Bell: Brooklyn Film Race

such a German idea...

YOU MAKE ART NOW! VIE TIME YOU!

Posted by: ftgreenepark at October 14, 2009 5:15 PM in response to Closing Bell: Brooklyn Film Race

GOOD doormen are useful...but that's an old school and there's not many of'em left.

Posted by: ftgreenepark at October 14, 2009 2:18 PM in response to Co-op of the Day: 70 Remsen Street, #7D

i wanna kitty!

Posted by: ftgreenepark at October 13, 2009 4:59 PM in response to Streetlevel: Lafayette Grocery Overhaul

oyyyyyyyyy i realllllly have to go to the bathroom verrry baaaaaad!!!

Posted by: ftgreenepark at October 13, 2009 4:49 PM in response to Closing Bell: Two beds, 11 Baths?

ahhhh they're not gonna cause the building to collapse..are you nutsoids? and even if it did i'm willing to gamble it...do ya know how far i have to walk to get a 40 these days? every once and awhile they sell 6 packs of colt 45...love it.

Posted by: ftgreenepark at October 13, 2009 3:38 PM in response to Streetlevel: Lafayette Grocery Overhaul

fine. so who's the rat?

Posted by: ftgreenepark at October 13, 2009 2:52 PM in response to Streetlevel: Lafayette Grocery Overhaul

stupid government...i wonder how much the permit would've cost? maybe it's just a bitch to get the permit itself?

are those guys lebanese? i never had the courage to ask...but they def speak arabic.

inshallah!

Posted by: ftgreenepark at October 13, 2009 2:36 PM in response to Streetlevel: Lafayette Grocery Overhaul

bad brains? gotta check that place out.

Posted by: ftgreenepark at October 12, 2009 3:29 PM in response to Streetlevel: Orchid Cafe in Bed-Stuy

don't say the h word. it's what lame people from Long Island say about anybody and everybody who is noticeably cooler than them...and therefore makes them uncomfortable.

Posted by: ftgreenepark at October 8, 2009 4:37 PM in response to Closing Bell: a Bike, a Voyage

let's see if he makes it to NJ

Posted by: ftgreenepark at October 8, 2009 4:09 PM in response to Closing Bell: a Bike, a Voyage

they used to chill in that warehouse gallery off of Smith st...unfortunately that's closed down for some reason. prolly for storage or something.

Posted by: ftgreenepark at October 7, 2009 7:43 PM in response to Wednesday Blogwrap

i was politely asked by a atlantic antic dude to just finish up or the cops would get me...but yea it's cool

Posted by: ftgreenepark at October 5, 2009 5:40 PM in response to Closing Bell: Atlantic Antic 2009

what's with not being able to drink on atlantic? i mean i did anyway...so lame. are they worried i'm gonna share my sixpoint with a toddler or something?

Posted by: ftgreenepark at October 5, 2009 4:07 PM in response to Closing Bell: Atlantic Antic 2009

yea...the *width* is impressive.

Posted by: ftgreenepark at October 5, 2009 1:44 PM in response to House of the Day: 276 Berkeley Place

lot of Boring Hill posts this morning.

Posted by: ftgreenepark at October 5, 2009 11:26 AM in response to Closings at Green on Dean

"I'm with Kevin. Overworked, overdone and over the top."

and why the hell not? this ain't paris bitches

Posted by: ftgreenepark at October 2, 2009 10:32 AM in response to The Venetian Unveiled

fuck co ops in the ass.

Posted by: ftgreenepark at October 1, 2009 12:49 PM in response to Co-op of the Day: 30 Ocean Parkway, #1F

"DH, It will be tough to get to bed after one of those stoned and/or drunk nights."

'nuther great point. and i thought i was the only stoner on here.

Posted by: ftgreenepark at September 29, 2009 2:13 PM in response to Co-op of the Day: 96 Schermerhorn Street, #9G

"Not a bad place - but I would kill myself with that ladder, and might make it more difficult to get laid."

hmm...that's actually a really good point. maybe you could get some sort of a trampoline?

Posted by: ftgreenepark at September 29, 2009 2:07 PM in response to Co-op of the Day: 96 Schermerhorn Street, #9G

haha! a bike lane by the cars?

dumbest. idea. ever.

Posted by: ftgreenepark at September 29, 2009 10:27 AM in response to Bikes and Bodies on the Brooklyn Bridge

something about seeing these pieces on curb cuts makes me want to blow my brains out.

Posted by: ftgreenepark at September 29, 2009 10:25 AM in response to Curb Cut-apalooza at The Minerva

yea...definitely revenge

Posted by: ftgreenepark at September 25, 2009 10:28 AM in response to Look, Ma, No Wheels

Robert Moses Jr.

Posted by: ftgreenepark at September 23, 2009 10:44 AM in response to A Curb Cut on Landmarked St. Marks Avenue? Really?

sometimes i wonder if excess spending in gov't is actually worse than corporate.

Posted by: ftgreenepark at September 22, 2009 10:39 AM in response to Flatbush Streetlamp Project Draws Criticism

whaaaaaaaatever. F / G / Q...who the fuck cares.

the show was OK...nothing great. but i guess this was the first episode? if so, give'em a sec to warm up. and two blocks from my place! weeeeee.

galifianakis is amazing. if you haven't seen him to acting training for children...or the infamous "vodka ad"...then do yourself a favor and watch.

and to all you people with no tv (i'm included). if you have more than 5 friends...you have access to a tv and a time/place to watch it. quit your whining.

cheers

Posted by: ftgreenepark at September 21, 2009 9:17 PM in response to HBO Does Fort Greene

yep the picture's funny alright.

;)

Posted by: ftgreenepark at September 18, 2009 11:34 AM in response to Bushwick Farmers Market Takes Off

mmm...free protein

Posted by: ftgreenepark at August 26, 2009 11:57 AM in response to Bedbugs in the Limelight

herkimermaid

you are a master doofus

Posted by: ftgreenepark at August 24, 2009 1:24 PM in response to Bed-Stuy: 'Experiencing a Little Bit of a Depression'?

not clinton hill by a long shot.

"And would jscheff have even asked that question if this apartment were in some other, whiter neighborhood? i doubt it. And could he sound more condescending? Unlikely."

jscheff isn't condescending...YOU are condescending. so all white neighborhoods are rich? so i guess all non-whites are poor?

someday this stupidity is going to end.

Posted by: ftgreenepark at August 24, 2009 11:26 AM in response to An Italian's New York Dream

bk industries employees smokin' doobies on the roof?

Posted by: ftgreenepark at August 21, 2009 10:31 AM in response to Fires Break Out in Cobble Hill