cobblehiller's Profile
- 1965
- Brooklyn
- Cobble Hill
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September 30, 2009
CANCELED: 10/15, Union Hall
CobbleSnaps Productions is canceling the October 15th event a Union Hall.
Please accept our apologies. Many thanks to the posters that were participating in the planning of and activities for the event.
September 25, 2009
IT'S TIME TO PAR-TAY!!!
We Brownstoners just can’t pass up an excuse to get together and sip cold drinks, so it’s time to GET DOWN, GET FUNKY, GET LOOSE!
On October 15th beginning at 6:30pm, all Brownstoner contributors, readers, lurkers and posters are invited to come on out to Union Hall for a good ole time.
This time we will be celebrating Libra and Scorpio birthdays. And, as a special treat, we are hosting the First Annual Brownstoner Regulars’ Choice Awards. Pop into the Open Thread any day to find out the voting categories and how to vote for your favorite posters. We’ve got a special category for Brownstoner posters and lurkers we’d most like to meet. So many of you have made the list of nominations that we can’t even name you all here! Show up and let us see you in the flesh and raise our glasses to you :-)
Everyone is invited and those of you who have never joined us before are especially encouraged to come by for snacks, drinks and plenty of laughs.
Union Hall is located at 702 Union Street (near the corner of 5th Avenue) in Park Slope, Brooklyn. http://tinyurl.com/md9qcd
Take the R/M train to Union Street (when you exit the train, walk up hill to 5th Ave.) or the B63 bus to Union Street and 5th Avenue.
We look forward to welcoming Brownstoners old and new!
**A CobbleSnaps Production**
August 6, 2009
Ellis Bar, Tonight at 6pm!
IT'S A PAR-TAY! Come on down to Ellis Bar and party with the posters and lurkers on Brownstoner.com!!!
It's a night to celebrate Leo and Virgo birthdays, drink adult beverages (yeah!), and, if you are brave enough, take part in Ellis' Thursday night karaoke.
We've got drink specials, goodie bags for all attendees and a special goodie bag for those who are Leos or Virgos. Does it get any better than this? HECK YEAH! There will be a special prize for the first Brownstoner who is brave enough to sing for us :-)
Don't be shy - come hang with us. We will be starting the festivities at 6pm. Have to work Thursday night? Tell that boss of yours that you've got somewhere more important to be! The economy stinks — what's a better way to let go of that stress than to quaff a brew with your fellow Brownstoners? THERE ISN'T A BETTER WAY!
http://www.ellisbar.com/
So, get your booty on down to Ellis Bar, located at 627 5th Avenue between 17th and 18th Streets in Greenwood Heights. Take the R train to Prospect Avenue or the B63 bus to 5th Avenue and 18th Street.
Hope to see you there!
Snappy and cobblehiller
August 5, 2009
Ellis Bar Brownstoner Meet Up
IT'S A PAR-TAY! Come on down to Ellis Bar and party with the posters and lurkers on Brownstoner.com!!!
It's a night to celebrate Leo and Virgo birthdays, drink adult beverages (yeah!), and, if you are brave enough, take part in Ellis' Thursday night karaoke.
We've got drink specials, goodie bags for all attendees and a special goodie bag for those who are Leos or Virgos. Does it get any better than this? HECK YEAH! There will be a special prize for the first Brownstoner who is brave enough to sing for us :-)
Don't be shy - come hang with us. We will be starting the festivities at 6pm. Have to work Thursday night? Tell that boss of yours that you've got somewhere more important to be! The economy stinks — what's a better way to let go of that stress than to quaff a brew with your fellow Brownstoners? THERE ISN'T A BETTER WAY!
http://www.ellisbar.com/
So, get your booty on down to Ellis Bar, located at 627 5th Avenue between 17th and 18th Streets in Greenwood Heights. Take the R train to Prospect Avenue or the B63 bus to 5th Avenue and 18th Street.
Hope to see you there!
Snappy and cobblehiller
August 3, 2009
Ellis Bar, Thur. Aug. 6th at 6pm
On Thursday, August 6th at 6:00pm, there will be a gathering of Brownstoner members at Ellis Bar.
We are celebrating Leo and Virgo birthdays – woooohoooo! Ok, so really it’s more of an excuse to get together, drink adult beverages and be silly :-).
Ditch work early and come hang out with us. Need incentive? How’s this…I’ve got goodie bags for all attendees and special ones for those B’Stoners who are Leos or Virgos. (Don’t get too excited…it’s cheap stuff!) Be sure to let me know if you are a Leo or Virgo so I can have a special goodie bag for you!
There will be karaoke at 9pm so prepare your ears for the dulcet (or squeaky!) tones of Brownstoner posters :-).
http://www.ellisbar.com/
Ellis is located at 627 5th Avenue between 17th and 18th Streets in Greenwood Heights. Take the R train to Prospect Avenue or the B63 bus to 5th Avenue and 18th Street.
See you there!
Snappy and cobblehiller
July 29, 2009
Ellis Bar, Thur. Aug. 6th at 6pm
There will be a non-official gathering of Brownstoner regulars at Ellis Bar, on Thursday, August 6th at 6. Going til whenever.
We're celebrating Leo and Virgo birthdays!
Come one, come all!
http://www.ellisbar.com/
Karaoke starts at 9.
Hope to see you there!
Author's Comments
Note to self: Call Snappy, and arrange for criminal background check on bxgrl and her accounting firm.]
Posted by: cobblehiller at November 6, 2009 6:37 PM in response to Open Thread
"How could you buy such cheap stuff?"
Uhm, I'm sorry, uh, dunno, maybe because we're BROKE!!??
Posted by: cobblehiller at November 6, 2009 6:36 PM in response to Open Thread
You're KILLING me, Snappy!
Posted by: cobblehiller at November 6, 2009 6:35 PM in response to Open Thread
"The Cobblesnaps defense fund will be open for business by tomorrow (We take PayPal)"
I'll sleep easier tonight knowing that bxgrl has changed her evil ways and is now soliciting for us! ; )
Posted by: cobblehiller at November 6, 2009 6:31 PM in response to Open Thread
[bxgrl, Rob can keep the soap, it was that cheap crap I got on triple sale last month, dries out your hands like you cannot believe!]
Posted by: cobblehiller at November 6, 2009 6:29 PM in response to Open Thread
Right you are, Snappy, right you are! So what rates Federal conviction! Do they have tennis courts? I've always wanted to learn how to play tennis. And I'd love it if they have yoga classes, say, every 3rd day or so?
Absolutely! We should try to get assigned to Martha's prison, I'm sure she upgraded the food quality there!
Posted by: cobblehiller at November 6, 2009 6:28 PM in response to Open Thread
Don't worry Snaps, I'm sure our lawyers will get us into one of those minimum security/spa prisons! I hear they're all the rage!
Posted by: cobblehiller at November 6, 2009 6:21 PM in response to Open Thread
"Who's up for waxing them?"
Uh, bxgrl, we're going to have to outsource that one!! LOL!!
[randi, omg, SNORT!]
Posted by: cobblehiller at November 6, 2009 6:20 PM in response to Open Thread
Oops, I thought you were talking about our perp walks not the Beef Cake photo shoot! LOL!! Maybe I should stop drinking!! ; )
Posted by: cobblehiller at November 6, 2009 6:12 PM in response to Open Thread
"I'll do the hair and make up for free."
Fantastic! Just FYI, I like earth tones! I'm thinking an up-do would be most appropriate for the Perp Walk, no?
Posted by: cobblehiller at November 6, 2009 6:10 PM in response to Open Thread
I've had about 1/2 of a glass of red wine left over from last night, it's not bad!
Posted by: cobblehiller at November 6, 2009 6:07 PM in response to Open Thread
"I just love when you ladies get really drunk late in the day"
What smakes you fink I'm, Hic, shtrinking so earlish, Shagar? Hic!
Posted by: cobblehiller at November 6, 2009 6:05 PM in response to Open Thread
Snappy, I'm coming over to your house in the middle of the night, and waking you up, and making you watch cartoons with me until I calm down, WHEN I WAKE UP SCREAMING!!! LOL!!
[I know 'people that know people who know people' Snappy, it's as good as done! ; ) ]
Posted by: cobblehiller at November 6, 2009 5:59 PM in response to Open Thread
Pussy Paws!!! OMG!!! ROFL!!!
I'm crying over here! Stop! Just stop!! I can't read the screen!
Posted by: cobblehiller at November 6, 2009 5:53 PM in response to Open Thread
"I'm imagining the boys standing in a row lifting their shirts and showing their nips!"
NOT AN IMAGE I WANT IN MY MIND, SNAPPY!! NOT NOT NOT!! LOL!!
Posted by: cobblehiller at November 6, 2009 5:51 PM in response to Open Thread
"quad man"
Like he doesn't have ENOUGH nicknames as it is!!! LOL!!
Posted by: cobblehiller at November 6, 2009 5:50 PM in response to Open Thread
[Pssst Snaps, let's lure bxgrl to meet us behind the Supermarket in the dark corner by the dumpster! I think we can 'take care' of her and her evil blackmail attempt! ]
Posted by: cobblehiller at November 6, 2009 5:49 PM in response to Open Thread
"for the right price I can provide those stylish items."
bxgrl, email me!! I'll send you a check ASAP! Any chance I can have my make up done, too? Too much?
LOL!!
Posted by: cobblehiller at November 6, 2009 5:47 PM in response to Open Thread
You gotta get a better lawyer, Snaps! ; )
Posted by: cobblehiller at November 6, 2009 5:45 PM in response to Open Thread
"PLUSAs Gone Wild video series"
OMG!! The visions I am having...I need to go wash my mind out with soap!!
Posted by: cobblehiller at November 6, 2009 5:45 PM in response to Open Thread
There she goes again!! Braggin' about 'her friend Amzi'! Harumph!
Posted by: cobblehiller at November 6, 2009 5:44 PM in response to Open Thread
I want a hoodie & sunglasses for my Perp Walk! [I want to look as glamorous as possible given the circumstances. I'm sure my lawyer can arrange this! LOL! ]
Posted by: cobblehiller at November 6, 2009 5:42 PM in response to Open Thread
Speedos — BLECH!!
Posted by: cobblehiller at November 6, 2009 5:33 PM in response to Open Thread
Yes, ENY, she MY lawyer!! LOL!!
Perp walk!! Holy mother of g*d! I didn't think of THAT! >>>>>>>running to flush smack/crack/coke down the toilet!!>>>>>>>>>
Posted by: cobblehiller at November 6, 2009 5:29 PM in response to Open Thread
Snaps, Good thinking! Let's get Amzi onboard right away! I wonder if he'd be willing to take his shirt off!!
Posted by: cobblehiller at November 6, 2009 5:27 PM in response to Open Thread
That was hilarious Snappy! Good g*d, I hope no narc's come in reading this halfway through! Can you imagine!!
Headline: CobbleSnaps Productions was shuttered as founders are jailed in Crack/SMack/Coke bust!
**Oh, and, if you come arrest me, I've got nothing to say except that SNAPPY IS MY LAWYER. NOW!**
Posted by: cobblehiller at November 6, 2009 5:21 PM in response to Open Thread
"my posts are like a slowly opening flower. Or maybe deflowered. Or maybe I mean....I need a drink. Make that multiples."
Come sit over here with me, bxgrl, I'm pouring right now. One glass or two?
Posted by: cobblehiller at November 6, 2009 5:19 PM in response to Open Thread
No, Snappy, you'll just have to get more "creative" about where you keep it!! LOL!
Posted by: cobblehiller at November 6, 2009 5:16 PM in response to Open Thread
"Fur-Anon"
Yes, Snappy, it's a small but growing arm of the 12 step family of programs. The obvious issues are co-dependency, and easy things like not keeping smack, coke, crack in the house. LOL!
Posted by: cobblehiller at November 6, 2009 5:11 PM in response to Open Thread
[And they call me raunchy!! I'm not alone here, I tell you!!]
Posted by: cobblehiller at November 6, 2009 5:04 PM in response to Open Thread
"this is where the concept of Tuff Luv comes in."
Didn't you mean Fluff Luv?! LOL!!
Posted by: cobblehiller at November 6, 2009 5:02 PM in response to Open Thread
"Just that you win the Raunchiest PLUSA of the Week Award."
I'd like to thank all of my all raunchiest influences, past and present. I'd like to thank all of you for your dirty minds, and how you so easily interpret my 'oh-so-innocent' statements as being raunchy! Without you, I wouldn't be where I am today! ROFL!!
Posted by: cobblehiller at November 6, 2009 5:01 PM in response to Open Thread
OH Snap! bxgrl's pimping her pussies??
Posted by: cobblehiller at November 6, 2009 4:55 PM in response to Open Thread
Snappy!! SHEER BRILLIANCE!! BRILLIANCE, my dear!!
Dave will indirectly fund the new kitty rehab we clearly need here in Bklyn!!
Posted by: cobblehiller at November 6, 2009 4:54 PM in response to Open Thread
"Because when you are naturally insane, who needs to pay for a chemical high?"
Well, that's why I stopped! ; ) ROFL!!
Posted by: cobblehiller at November 6, 2009 4:52 PM in response to Open Thread
OMG! I thought the coin jar was looking a little light the other day. I've noticed missing jewelry, too. I have only myself to blame. I've coddled her, I've rushed to the doors to let her in and out, I've given her tuna when she should be hunting for her own food! I CAN'T BEAR THE GUILT! I'M GOING TO POUR MYSELF A DRINK!!
Posted by: cobblehiller at November 6, 2009 4:51 PM in response to Open Thread
In fact, DIBS, studies have shown that cats on coke is a serious issue. I believe Al Gore has a film coming out on this subject!
Posted by: cobblehiller at November 6, 2009 4:48 PM in response to Open Thread
"Furball Hills out in Phoenix"
ROFL!! Yes, I think they need to get in touch with their inner kitty feelings in a supportive environment away from negative city pressures and influences, should do them a world of good! LOL!
Posted by: cobblehiller at November 6, 2009 4:45 PM in response to Open Thread
Oh look at you, bxgrl! Waltzing in here braggin' about having lunch with Amzi! Harumph!
Posted by: cobblehiller at November 6, 2009 4:42 PM in response to Open Thread
Sigh, I guess I'm going to have to set-up an intervention with visitor kitty. It's for her own good. ; )
Posted by: cobblehiller at November 6, 2009 4:41 PM in response to Open Thread
bxgrl, But what Snappy left out is, I think my visitor kitty is hanging out with denton's cat, and well, obviously, denton's cat is the bad influence and the cats have been getting high together!
Posted by: cobblehiller at November 6, 2009 4:36 PM in response to Open Thread
LOL, Snappy, getting a little punchy over there? : )
Posted by: cobblehiller at November 6, 2009 4:25 PM in response to Open Thread
OK, OK, I skimmed!! I've heard of them, too!
Posted by: cobblehiller at November 6, 2009 4:17 PM in response to Open Thread
Oh, my mistake, Joni Mitchell, I've heard of her.
Posted by: cobblehiller at November 6, 2009 4:11 PM in response to Open Thread
Other than Mary Travers, I'm not sure I've ever heard of one person on that list!
Posted by: cobblehiller at November 6, 2009 4:10 PM in response to Open Thread
Uh-oh, that explains it!
I think my visitor cat might be, uh, hanging out with your cat, denton!! LOL!!
Posted by: cobblehiller at November 6, 2009 4:01 PM in response to Open Thread
" they have a strong sense of mission, they need a lot of time to concentrate on their personal sense of fulfillment"
Oh DIBS is on "a mission" alright!! ; )
[I'm just teasing DIBS! Don't kill me!]
Posted by: cobblehiller at November 6, 2009 3:59 PM in response to Open Thread
Hiya Snaps! Where is everyone today!? Only 242 posts!
Posted by: cobblehiller at November 6, 2009 3:57 PM in response to Open Thread
"You people drive me crazy."
Pete, not to worry, it's a short trip!
Posted by: cobblehiller at November 6, 2009 3:57 PM in response to Open Thread
oh geez, I'm in here talking to myself, better shut off the lights and lock that back window, again.
***thump/click***
***click***
Posted by: cobblehiller at November 6, 2009 6:43 PM in response to Open Thread