cobblehiller's Profile
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November 23, 2009
Bell House, Thursday, Dec. 3
IT'S A HOLIDAY PAR-TAY! Come on down to The Bell House and party with the posters and lurkers on Brownstoner.com!!!
Thursday, DECEMBER 3 — 6pm 'til whenever!
Come out and get a jump on celebrating the holidays! Don't be shy — we're hoping to see some new faces at this event!
Just to add to the fun—We're asking everyone to bring a gag or silly dollar store gift or two for the grab bag, and a funny picture from your childhood!
There is a 2-for-1 Happy Hour from 5 to 7 PM
149 7th Street, between 2nd & 3rd Avenues, in Gowanus.
http://www.thebellhouseny.com/info.php
From their website: "The Front(ier) Room is a comfortable 150-capacity lounge that is open seven days a week. Come on down and try one of our 12 draft beers, our refreshing cocktails or just sip down something from our large bourbon selection. Our food menu includes Dub Pies and our own delicious Kentucky Beer Cheese. The lounge is also home to our monthly events - "Flight Club" (craft beer & cheese pairings), triva/game shows and vinyl clubs (to name a few) and DJ dance parties. Don't forget to hit the photobooth and PacMan game!
F, G or R TRAIN
9th Street & 4th Avenue stop. Walk down one block down to 3rd Avenue and turn right. Walk 2 blocks to 7th Street and turn left. We are down the block on the right side.
BUS LINES
The B37 stops on 6th Street and 3rd Avenue. The B77 and B75 stop on the corner of 9th Street and 3rd Avenue. The B71 stops on the corner of 3rd Street and 3rd Avenue."
**THIS PARTY IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY COBBLESNAPS PRODUCTIONS. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED AND ENFORCED BY CATS WITH SUPER SHARP CLAWS.**
September 30, 2009
CANCELED: 10/15, Union Hall
CobbleSnaps Productions is canceling the October 15th event a Union Hall.
Please accept our apologies. Many thanks to the posters that were participating in the planning of and activities for the event.
September 25, 2009
IT'S TIME TO PAR-TAY!!!
We Brownstoners just can’t pass up an excuse to get together and sip cold drinks, so it’s time to GET DOWN, GET FUNKY, GET LOOSE!
On October 15th beginning at 6:30pm, all Brownstoner contributors, readers, lurkers and posters are invited to come on out to Union Hall for a good ole time.
This time we will be celebrating Libra and Scorpio birthdays. And, as a special treat, we are hosting the First Annual Brownstoner Regulars’ Choice Awards. Pop into the Open Thread any day to find out the voting categories and how to vote for your favorite posters. We’ve got a special category for Brownstoner posters and lurkers we’d most like to meet. So many of you have made the list of nominations that we can’t even name you all here! Show up and let us see you in the flesh and raise our glasses to you :-)
Everyone is invited and those of you who have never joined us before are especially encouraged to come by for snacks, drinks and plenty of laughs.
Union Hall is located at 702 Union Street (near the corner of 5th Avenue) in Park Slope, Brooklyn. http://tinyurl.com/md9qcd
Take the R/M train to Union Street (when you exit the train, walk up hill to 5th Ave.) or the B63 bus to Union Street and 5th Avenue.
We look forward to welcoming Brownstoners old and new!
**A CobbleSnaps Production**
August 6, 2009
Ellis Bar, Tonight at 6pm!
IT'S A PAR-TAY! Come on down to Ellis Bar and party with the posters and lurkers on Brownstoner.com!!!
It's a night to celebrate Leo and Virgo birthdays, drink adult beverages (yeah!), and, if you are brave enough, take part in Ellis' Thursday night karaoke.
We've got drink specials, goodie bags for all attendees and a special goodie bag for those who are Leos or Virgos. Does it get any better than this? HECK YEAH! There will be a special prize for the first Brownstoner who is brave enough to sing for us :-)
Don't be shy - come hang with us. We will be starting the festivities at 6pm. Have to work Thursday night? Tell that boss of yours that you've got somewhere more important to be! The economy stinks — what's a better way to let go of that stress than to quaff a brew with your fellow Brownstoners? THERE ISN'T A BETTER WAY!
http://www.ellisbar.com/
So, get your booty on down to Ellis Bar, located at 627 5th Avenue between 17th and 18th Streets in Greenwood Heights. Take the R train to Prospect Avenue or the B63 bus to 5th Avenue and 18th Street.
Hope to see you there!
Snappy and cobblehiller
August 5, 2009
Ellis Bar Brownstoner Meet Up
IT'S A PAR-TAY! Come on down to Ellis Bar and party with the posters and lurkers on Brownstoner.com!!!
It's a night to celebrate Leo and Virgo birthdays, drink adult beverages (yeah!), and, if you are brave enough, take part in Ellis' Thursday night karaoke.
We've got drink specials, goodie bags for all attendees and a special goodie bag for those who are Leos or Virgos. Does it get any better than this? HECK YEAH! There will be a special prize for the first Brownstoner who is brave enough to sing for us :-)
Don't be shy - come hang with us. We will be starting the festivities at 6pm. Have to work Thursday night? Tell that boss of yours that you've got somewhere more important to be! The economy stinks — what's a better way to let go of that stress than to quaff a brew with your fellow Brownstoners? THERE ISN'T A BETTER WAY!
http://www.ellisbar.com/
So, get your booty on down to Ellis Bar, located at 627 5th Avenue between 17th and 18th Streets in Greenwood Heights. Take the R train to Prospect Avenue or the B63 bus to 5th Avenue and 18th Street.
Hope to see you there!
Snappy and cobblehiller
August 3, 2009
Ellis Bar, Thur. Aug. 6th at 6pm
On Thursday, August 6th at 6:00pm, there will be a gathering of Brownstoner members at Ellis Bar.
We are celebrating Leo and Virgo birthdays – woooohoooo! Ok, so really it’s more of an excuse to get together, drink adult beverages and be silly :-).
Ditch work early and come hang out with us. Need incentive? How’s this…I’ve got goodie bags for all attendees and special ones for those B’Stoners who are Leos or Virgos. (Don’t get too excited…it’s cheap stuff!) Be sure to let me know if you are a Leo or Virgo so I can have a special goodie bag for you!
There will be karaoke at 9pm so prepare your ears for the dulcet (or squeaky!) tones of Brownstoner posters :-).
http://www.ellisbar.com/
Ellis is located at 627 5th Avenue between 17th and 18th Streets in Greenwood Heights. Take the R train to Prospect Avenue or the B63 bus to 5th Avenue and 18th Street.
See you there!
Snappy and cobblehiller
July 29, 2009
Ellis Bar, Thur. Aug. 6th at 6pm
There will be a non-official gathering of Brownstoner regulars at Ellis Bar, on Thursday, August 6th at 6. Going til whenever.
We're celebrating Leo and Virgo birthdays!
Come one, come all!
http://www.ellisbar.com/
Karaoke starts at 9.
Hope to see you there!
Author's Comments
"I think the "brownstoner.com" should have been more prominently displayed. Just saying."
When you decorate your t-shirt for the event, you can do that yourself! [I agree, name's too damn small.]
Posted by: cobblehiller at March 19, 2010 5:01 PM in response to Closing Bell: Tee Time at The Flea
"CGar, can you pick me one up? Large?"
Large [no hetero] for me, too, please, CGar!!
Posted by: cobblehiller at March 19, 2010 4:55 PM in response to Closing Bell: Tee Time at The Flea
blowfish, How old is the kid?
Posted by: cobblehiller at March 19, 2010 4:16 PM in response to Open Thread
"name calling is so jejune! do you also draw hearts on the back of your trapper keeper, cobble?!
*rob*"
BITE ME, jack ass!
Posted by: cobblehiller at March 19, 2010 4:12 PM in response to Open Thread
blowfish, I'll talk to the Steering Committee and see if we can wave the Thursday Only requirement for events and have it on a Wednesday. We want to meet you before you are old and gray! ; ) [KIDDING!]
signed, Old & Grey already
Posted by: cobblehiller at March 19, 2010 3:55 PM in response to Open Thread
"Wasn't it Dorothy Parker who said "If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit on my face?""
Groan....DP is spinning in her grave!!
Posted by: cobblehiller at March 19, 2010 3:48 PM in response to Open Thread
"[psst ** does Cobble know what she just agreed to doing?**]"
Probably not. : P
Posted by: cobblehiller at March 19, 2010 3:44 PM in response to Open Thread
"cobble, you like each other enough to...well, you know..."
No, jessi, we don't do "that". After 6 years we're still getting to know each other. We're taking it slow. ; )
[And if you believe that...I've got a Bridge to sell you!]
Posted by: cobblehiller at March 19, 2010 3:31 PM in response to Open Thread
"if youre older than 13 and you walk in the street holding hands, grrrrrr. arent you embarrassed!? you look totally dumb."
Let me guess....Rob said this. IDIOT. And you sound like a totally miserable jealous jerk.
BH and I hold hands walking on the street, in restaurants, at the movies, watching TV, on planes, on trains, etc. We like each other.
Posted by: cobblehiller at March 19, 2010 3:27 PM in response to Open Thread
"It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood..."
Ain't it just, THL! Yep getting out for a good chunk of the day, soon!
How's THB? Are you/she sleeping at all?
Posted by: cobblehiller at March 19, 2010 10:53 AM in response to Open Thread
BH, Look at the top of the page here....see that tab, next to "Brooklyn Flea" for "bk.ly"?
Click it open, paste the long link, and it creates [shortens] a short link suitable for posting.
Posted by: cobblehiller at March 19, 2010 10:49 AM in response to Open Thread
I'm out, have a good night PLUSAs. : )
Posted by: cobblehiller at March 18, 2010 3:51 PM in response to Open Thread
" All I have to do is picture him in the spotted leopard coat, the Hannah montana hat or the Dr Seuss socks and the credibility and effect on my delicate sensibility is completely gone."
I know, DIBS, you're a big boy! : )
I'm just pointing up Rob repeated hypocritical statements/behavior today. I'd like him to ponder it a little. So I'm pushing my points.
Posted by: cobblehiller at March 18, 2010 3:45 PM in response to Open Thread
I don't have to explain myself to you, Rob. You know what you do, and what you have said here.
Couch it as 'gay flaws', but it's gay bashing.
Posted by: cobblehiller at March 18, 2010 3:34 PM in response to Open Thread
" ive never seen any other f@g wearing such things."
Who said anything about gay. Wierd was what I was after.
You're the worst gay basher on here, dude!!!
Posted by: cobblehiller at March 18, 2010 3:19 PM in response to Open Thread
Again, this from the guy that wears Hannah Montana hats and Hello Kitty knapsack.
Posted by: cobblehiller at March 18, 2010 3:12 PM in response to Open Thread
"Do we have informal brownstoner group socials from time to time?"
Si, lots. Talk to CGar, he's our UnOfficial Official Cruise Director and Center of our Social Universe.
Posted by: cobblehiller at March 18, 2010 3:04 PM in response to Open Thread
"So you frequently complaints of not having enough $$$, etc. is inconsistent & contrary to this."
Ooh, I think M4L just called you a hypocrite, Rob.
Posted by: cobblehiller at March 18, 2010 2:41 PM in response to Open Thread
"Those of us who actually pay the lion's share of taxes draw the line at letting people die."
And Dave is a REPUBLICAN!! LOL!!
Posted by: cobblehiller at March 18, 2010 2:24 PM in response to Open Thread
Are you so miserable in your own life, Rob? That you refuse to allow room in your head for the concept that human beings should be treated reasonably well in this life? That there are certain basic elements that society might provide for?
Much as you profess to not want to be one of 'those' people. You are, in fact, one of those people. You have a paycheck, you have health insurance, you have disability insurance, you pay into Social Security and Medicare, you pay taxes [sometimes], you pay bills, you have a dog and a roof over your head, and a metro card, you buy groceries, you buy clothes, and a checking account. You clean your apt. You socialize.
You are, in fact, PART of society. [Much as this may annoy me, it's a fact.]
Posted by: cobblehiller at March 18, 2010 2:22 PM in response to Open Thread
I think, Rob, that you have finally and completely gone around the bend.
Posted by: cobblehiller at March 18, 2010 2:18 PM in response to Open Thread
I prefer to think of myself as an Equal Opportunity *THWACK*er.
Posted by: cobblehiller at March 18, 2010 2:06 PM in response to Open Thread
"cobble is right, benefits are a pretty big expense for a company"
When you have a chance, DH, if you would/have the patience, please explain the dollar VALUE and the intangible VALUE of having benefits from your employer.
The ipso facto SAFETY NET that Rob has, and is mind-numbingly ignorant about.
Posted by: cobblehiller at March 18, 2010 2:01 PM in response to Open Thread
Oh please, Rob, check your attitude. Gay bashing? You're way off base, jack ass.
Posted by: cobblehiller at March 18, 2010 1:58 PM in response to Open Thread
Rob, do you even understand the benefits you receive at your place of employment? it seems to me that you do not. Go talk to the accountant and ask them if, for curiosity sake, to explain to you the VALUE of your benefits. FI you don't want to talk to him/her, then go ask any recruiter or someone with more patience for you than me.
Posted by: cobblehiller at March 18, 2010 1:41 PM in response to Open Thread
I stand by my first comment.
Posted by: cobblehiller at March 18, 2010 1:37 PM in response to Open Thread
The Women, CGar.
Posted by: cobblehiller at March 18, 2010 1:28 PM in response to Open Thread
I changed my mind. Apparently, I'm not done.
And the nannies don't have health insurance.
And the nannies don't have Social Security.
And the nannies don't have unemployment insurance.
And the nannies don't have sick days [well, sometimes they do, but it's not guaranteed].
And the nannies don't have other benefits you get along with YOUR regular paycheck.
It's not as simple as you portray it, Rob. Yes, the people that pay the nannie's should pay taxes, but don't f*cking put it on the nannies. That's just BULLSH*T as far as I'm concerned.
Posted by: cobblehiller at March 18, 2010 1:26 PM in response to Open Thread
Whatever, DIBS, he pissed me off. I'm done now.
Posted by: cobblehiller at March 18, 2010 1:19 PM in response to Open Thread
"youre a hypocrite."
And please explain to me precisely how I am being a hypocrite.
I pay my taxes, I don't have a nanny, what's your point?
Posted by: cobblehiller at March 18, 2010 1:13 PM in response to Open Thread
"why am i an ass because i think they should pay taxes? youre a hypocrite."
Go pick on someone that needs picking on like the huge corporations that get absurd tax cuts here, instead of nannies who make LESS than you do, for crying out loud.
You spend so much time feeling sorry for yourself and picking on nannies, it's absurd. Go get some self-esteem and figure it out.
Posted by: cobblehiller at March 18, 2010 1:11 PM in response to Open Thread
"I saw some story yesterday about changes in the history textbooks down in Texas. Imagine the worst."
Agree, DIBS, they've lost their minds down there.
Posted by: cobblehiller at March 18, 2010 12:58 PM in response to Open Thread
"unearned income = nanny money. tax those biotches, stat!"
Ass.
Posted by: cobblehiller at March 18, 2010 12:57 PM in response to Open Thread
Hotmail.
Posted by: cobblehiller at March 18, 2010 11:46 AM in response to Open Thread
CGar, Snaps: I need one of you losers to pick one up for me!
PRETTY PLEASE WITH SUGAR ON TOP, SWEET BUDDY DEAR PAL! : D
Posted by: cobblehiller at March 18, 2010 11:45 AM in response to Open Thread
Just re-sent, Snaps.
Posted by: cobblehiller at March 18, 2010 11:42 AM in response to Open Thread
"And Cobble chimes in on cue of course."
You expected anything less?! : P
Posted by: cobblehiller at March 18, 2010 11:36 AM in response to Open Thread
I did, Snaps! Nothing new since I responded to you at 9:35:41 AM!
Posted by: cobblehiller at March 18, 2010 11:36 AM in response to Open Thread
" we're trying to have a serious political discussion here and all you want to talk about is dirt and hoes."
As if we ever talk about anything else! : P
Posted by: cobblehiller at March 18, 2010 11:24 AM in response to Open Thread
"Easter tree, decorated with Faberge eggs."
NICE!
Posted by: cobblehiller at March 18, 2010 10:53 AM in response to Open Thread
"COBBLE, I did add the obligatory " :) "
Oh, alright!!
Posted by: cobblehiller at March 18, 2010 10:45 AM in response to Open Thread
"Sally, a 24' ladder is not a "seasonal item."
DIBS, Play nice!
Posted by: cobblehiller at March 18, 2010 10:24 AM in response to Open Thread
No, Sally, no subject is tooo off-topic for the OT!
Just difficult to get PLUSAs to FOCUS on anything serious this early! : )
Posted by: cobblehiller at March 18, 2010 10:01 AM in response to Open Thread
I have resigned the position, CGar, you and Biff seem to be doing very nicely yourselves! : P
Posted by: cobblehiller at March 18, 2010 9:59 AM in response to Open Thread
I'd like to see a photo of the 'laceration' and the hitch. Shameful of her, if she wasn't really injured badly. Maybe she should have looked where she was going!
Posted by: cobblehiller at March 18, 2010 9:55 AM in response to Open Thread
CGar, I'm just ignoring your ruder insinuations!!
Posted by: cobblehiller at March 18, 2010 9:51 AM in response to Open Thread
Pete, Why not just spring for a PLUMBER? Isn't your time worth it??
Posted by: cobblehiller at March 18, 2010 9:49 AM in response to Open Thread
"Liquid Plumber and boiling water"
I don't use them at the same time!!
Posted by: cobblehiller at March 18, 2010 9:46 AM in response to Open Thread
Geez, and you guys accuse moi of being raunchy!
Posted by: cobblehiller at March 18, 2010 9:42 AM in response to Open Thread

"You're ALREADY one of the losers I'm buying a T-shirt for Cobble!!"
Just making sure!!! LOL!
Posted by: cobblehiller at March 19, 2010 6:27 PM in response to Closing Bell: Tee Time at The Flea