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^^^^hee hee hee hee
just contributing to raunch hour
Posted by: Expert Textpert at November 20, 2009 4:36 PM in response to Open Thread
"I'm out of her
"Didn't realize you and Snappy played for the same team, ET"
I spilled it wrong
Posted by: Expert Textpert at November 20, 2009 4:35 PM in response to Open Thread
sorry, I meant to say:
don't you hate when people come in between your ^^
Okay, on that naughty note. I'm out of her.
Have a wonderful weekend.
Posted by: Expert Textpert at November 20, 2009 4:31 PM in response to Open Thread
don't you hate when people get in between your ^^
Posted by: Expert Textpert at November 20, 2009 4:25 PM in response to Open Thread
^^^^^wait. that doesn't sound right either.
ah, never mind.
Posted by: Expert Textpert at November 20, 2009 4:24 PM in response to Open Thread
^^^And I'm not implying that Snappy's are saggy. They're actually nice and perky.
Posted by: Expert Textpert at November 20, 2009 4:24 PM in response to Open Thread
"make suggestive gestures with my ciggies."
You mean your saggies.
Posted by: Expert Textpert at November 20, 2009 4:23 PM in response to Open Thread
"a girl is flirting with you if she starts playing with her hair when she knows you're looking at her."
upper or lower?
Posted by: Expert Textpert at November 20, 2009 4:11 PM in response to Open Thread
"I don't like Cher or Madonna (or Judy Garland for that matter)"
Not a Homo
Posted by: Expert Textpert at November 20, 2009 4:06 PM in response to Open Thread
"I think the Iroquois long houses were OK"
I'm disappointed in y'all. No re-write on this one?
Do I have to do it myself?
Posted by: Expert Textpert at November 20, 2009 3:40 PM in response to Open Thread
"This country past"
Please provide a 's if you want to teach immigrants proper English.
Posted by: Expert Textpert at November 20, 2009 3:10 PM in response to Open Thread
"A Todd-Levi sandwich."
A Todd-Levi-CarrollGardened sandwich.
TLC
Posted by: Expert Textpert at November 20, 2009 3:08 PM in response to Open Thread
"That siad"
Is Siad the name of your Pakistani boyfriend?
Posted by: Expert Textpert at November 20, 2009 3:06 PM in response to Open Thread
NO! post the other picture of you and the drums, please.
Posted by: Expert Textpert at November 20, 2009 3:00 PM in response to Open Thread
^^^^but I'm thinking of shaving mine.
Posted by: Expert Textpert at November 20, 2009 2:57 PM in response to Open Thread
I washed my already too small duvet cover and now it seems like it shrunk some more!!!!! Am I not suppose to wash it. That's why I got a cotton one.
If I keep washing it I guess I can eventually use it as a pillow case.
FYI - I like a mustache, they tickle!
Posted by: Expert Textpert at November 20, 2009 2:57 PM in response to Open Thread
Biff, I didn't know you can dance. I thought you only knew how to drum.
The dance should be recreated at the next get together. Who's gonna volunteer?
Posted by: Expert Textpert at November 20, 2009 2:50 PM in response to Open Thread
Okay, just caught up with this OT. Whoa!
I wonder if Mr. B will post a "Horror Show Friday" Today?
Posted by: Expert Textpert at November 20, 2009 2:09 PM in response to Open Thread
okay, I have some catching up to do on this Thread...I'll be back in a few.
"I think that after a certain age we prefer to be called dignified and distinguished :-)"
Waht's the age?
Posted by: Expert Textpert at November 20, 2009 1:29 PM in response to Open Thread
"Six months ago it was Memorial Day weekend"
Memorial Day was very late last year!
Posted by: Expert Textpert at November 20, 2009 12:46 PM in response to Open House Picks: Six Months Later
I want the old 'historic' washing machines back!
Posted by: Expert Textpert at November 20, 2009 12:45 PM in response to Open Thread
7 True Words:
I officially hate High Efficiency washing machines!!
Last week, after a load of whites my partners undershirts still smelled like his deodorant. This week, I added baking soda to the detergent and it worked.
BUT...today, one of the loads came out sopping wet. And it figures it would be the load with my big bath towels!
Posted by: Expert Textpert at November 20, 2009 12:33 PM in response to Open Thread
"photos of Williamsburg always make my eyes hurt.
what a hideous place."
The real Minard Lafever might appreciate some of the architecture there.
http://www.nyc-architecture.com/WBG/WBG.htm
Posted by: Expert Textpert at November 19, 2009 5:46 PM in response to Closing Bell: Crash Time in Williamsburg
oh, goody...thanks Ditto for saving me.
Posted by: Expert Textpert at November 19, 2009 5:34 PM in response to Open Thread
And if I kill the thread AGAIN!!
Posted by: Expert Textpert at November 19, 2009 5:22 PM in response to Open Thread
'Obama' Spoofs Beyonce's Single Ladies
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PqI12R8YNU&feature=related
Posted by: Expert Textpert at November 19, 2009 5:20 PM in response to Open Thread
Which Brownstoner Poster could this be?
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=6326
Posted by: Expert Textpert at November 19, 2009 5:01 PM in response to Open Thread
This 'crack'ed me up.
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=6320
Posted by: Expert Textpert at November 19, 2009 4:59 PM in response to Open Thread
Have y'all gone to www.peopleofwallmart.com recently?
I've got two in the front and two in the back
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=6714
Posted by: Expert Textpert at November 19, 2009 4:56 PM in response to Open Thread
Wow, I really killed the Thread.....26 minutes. Is that a record.
Sorry Dave, but I don't scrape anything?
Posted by: Expert Textpert at November 19, 2009 4:38 PM in response to Open Thread
I have another Rob-Like Driving Rant:
Someone parked their car so it was in the middle of the meter, therefore taking up two metered spots. WHY?!?!?!?!
Posted by: Expert Textpert at November 19, 2009 3:50 PM in response to Open Thread
"You came in that thing. You're more brave than I thought."
Posted by: Expert Textpert at November 19, 2009 3:38 PM in response to Open Thread
"I'm surprised you'd think about putting pussies in the disposals"
Some men would like pussies at their disposal.
Posted by: Expert Textpert at November 19, 2009 1:40 PM in response to Open Thread
Why do realtors love to exaggerate?
Can you tell they annoy me. Yes, I had a bad experience.
Posted by: Expert Textpert at November 19, 2009 1:28 PM in response to Open Thread
I won't be surprised if this house is a lot nicer in person.
The photos are amateurish, but if you really look at them, they do show some nice details. The floor plan isn't bad either if you want a house with rental income. It looks to be a deep house.
Posted by: Expert Textpert at November 19, 2009 1:24 PM in response to House of the Day: 540 Bergen Street
"2 blocks to the Brooklyn Promenade with fantastic Manhattan views"
Another SHUT UP to the realtors.
Madeline & Gregory Williamson have you walked to the Promenade from Joralemon & Clinton???? Considering that the first southern entrance to the Promenade is on Remsen, oh, I'd say that's 4-1/2 blocks(I'm also counting the little strip between Pierrepont and the actual entrance).
Posted by: Expert Textpert at November 19, 2009 1:09 PM in response to Co-op of the Day: 150 Joralemon Street, #5F
"this unbelievable bright corner one bedroom apartment"
SHUT UP right NOW, Madeline & Gregory Williamson.
It's a Studio!!
I'm going to say it one more time. A room without windows CAN NOT be called a bedroom. Kapeesh!
Posted by: Expert Textpert at November 19, 2009 12:51 PM in response to Co-op of the Day: 150 Joralemon Street, #5F
"We were having sex and the moment of truth came. She said, "I just got pregnant."
Wow, not words a man wants to hear at that moment. She should have been discreet and said something like: "Oh, baby. It's in me now."
Posted by: Expert Textpert at November 19, 2009 12:42 PM in response to Open Thread
Chicken, I'm sure there's plenty of Chest-playing PLUSAs.
Posted by: Expert Textpert at November 19, 2009 12:19 PM in response to Open Thread
"You don't go and intentionally 'wreck your downtown' for the sex, you do it for the baby."
Now you tell me!
Posted by: Expert Textpert at November 19, 2009 12:13 PM in response to Open Thread
I know Snappy. But just the thought of having to go thru morning sickness, get fat and have your who-ha stretched beyond normal when it was a quickie is unacceptable to me.
Posted by: Expert Textpert at November 19, 2009 12:05 PM in response to Open Thread
"I prefer a little force."
"Just saying I like a man to be manly not pansy."
ooooh, I thought you meant you like to be forceful!
'Who's your Townhouselady? Who's your Townhouselady?'
Posted by: Expert Textpert at November 19, 2009 11:59 AM in response to Open Thread
"I prefer a little force."
I was thinking about that this morning.
If I ever get pregnant, I'd want the conception to be a time when it was really good, hot and heavy mind-blowing sex, not a quickie, wham bam thank you ma'am time.
Posted by: Expert Textpert at November 19, 2009 11:57 AM in response to Open Thread
Hang around me, Snappy. Every other word will have a raunchy connotation. But you gotta pay attention, I try to slip it in discreetly.
:-)
Posted by: Expert Textpert at November 19, 2009 11:49 AM in response to Open Thread
"Why do we need a seismic gap in NYC?"
Agreed. Those stores are way too big.
Posted by: Expert Textpert at November 19, 2009 11:46 AM in response to Inside Third & Bond: Week 109
I just read that Snappy. Funny!
But when they started talking about 'seismic gap' and it wasn't sexual, I stopped reading.
Posted by: Expert Textpert at November 19, 2009 11:42 AM in response to Open Thread
"Way back in Week 38"
1983?
Posted by: Expert Textpert at November 19, 2009 11:40 AM in response to Inside Third & Bond: Week 109
When you were on your knees you prayed for sex?
I begged.
Posted by: Expert Textpert at November 19, 2009 11:29 AM in response to Open Thread
CGar, Occasionally.
Posted by: Expert Textpert at November 20, 2009 4:38 PM in response to Open Thread