Structural Engineer

live and learn.

Posted by: Brooklynchimp at October 5, 2009 2:42 PM in response to Verrazano Flooring NOT WORTH IT

Insertsnappy- leave the diaphanous tough guy shit at log-in. Someone might take you up on your jest, which you could easily bypass on such a nice day.

OP- this is still Brooklyn. It was when you moved here, it shall be when you apprehend that it isn't the cookie cutter ignis fatuus you thought it to be.

The lingo sounds exhausted & unwelcoming- as it may be. We all need sleep and had we been neighbors, perhaps we'd of bumped elbows in this melee. Alas we are not, i still find you petulant, flaccid and although I would have never though to step foot in this hole, i now find myself second guessing-

Brooklyn 1, Fakes 0.

Posted by: Brooklynchimp at September 29, 2009 3:34 PM in response to Noise Recourse?

"this is verbatim btw... right outside my old apartment in uptown manhattan...

im scooping up my pitbull's poop.
i hear two kids laughing and they actually said "only hom0s pick up shi+"

:-/ the kids were like 10 or 11.

*rob*"

LMAO!!!-

Classic nyc shit. No pun intended.

Posted by: Brooklynchimp at September 27, 2009 12:34 PM in response to Dog Pooping in Front of House

What that mural is all about would leave you in aghast, should one attempt to entertain the thought of you understanding.

Ugly fence- but i enjoyed seeing something different on that strip. Things return to blandness I guess.

Posted by: Brooklynchimp at September 24, 2009 11:44 PM in response to Closing Bell: Bye-Bye Ugly Fence

I actually think jscheff does a good job around these parts.
A good look at the stone throwers and you can clearly see how much weight those insults carry-

carry on folk.

Posted by: Brooklynchimp at August 27, 2009 1:49 PM in response to Carlton Mews Cleans Up

tybur- been going there for years. It's a good spot to dig, and like all good spots- the dollar bins are sometimes full of gems- mostly not.

They sell other stuff besides vinyl- tapes, vhs, cds, eps/lps/etc. I've only bought 45's from them. And a few mix cd's which were pretty good. [Delfonics/Queen mix]-as a request.

i shall miss temporarily-

But the main spot is still- THE THING!

Posted by: Brooklynchimp at August 21, 2009 4:14 PM in response to StreetLevel: Slope's Old Record Store Up for Rent

Props for putting this on here-

indeed, we lost something big even though temporarily.

Posted by: Brooklynchimp at August 21, 2009 2:19 PM in response to StreetLevel: Slope's Old Record Store Up for Rent

I actually agree with WHAT on this-

People seem to be reaching in all directions for something that's not there.

Rob- really? immigrants have been one of New York City's most discernible groups throughout history.

This board is plagued by furtive attitudes and poorly concealed feelings towards certain groups. A flawed discern for wealth and privilege.

Still- the beauty of our country is the freedoms it affords to everyone, cowards and poseurs alike.

Posted by: Brooklynchimp at August 21, 2009 1:30 PM in response to Immigrant Groups Fight Sunset Park Rezoning

WTF happened to Brooklyn?

Posted by: Brooklynchimp at August 14, 2009 2:14 PM in response to Smoking in the Workplace

Kensingtonian-

Any idea on the difficulties involved in renting out your apt in a local coop?

I assumed you were familiar with certain local boards and would know the sentiment on the issue.

thanks.

Posted by: Brooklynchimp at August 13, 2009 9:23 PM in response to Brooklyn Sales: Under a Million

"because he runs True Value Hardware."

"The landlord is Albert Adami."

Mind posting your info- since you effortlessly seem to spew that of others.

Posted by: Brooklynchimp at August 8, 2009 6:04 PM in response to Landlord Neglected Building

Agree with the consensus-

This is a great piece of Brooklyn.

225k and its sold.

Any idea if renting is possible in this coop?

Posted by: Brooklynchimp at August 3, 2009 2:03 PM in response to Co-op of the Day: 32 South Oxford Street

kris-

try gov not com for city law/guideline reference.

Posted by: Brooklynchimp at August 1, 2009 2:38 PM in response to Breaking Lease to Buy?

"I should consider myself lucky that he isnt raising my rent given the added expenses of another occupant in the apartment."

I think he makes a valid point.

Most contracts state the number of occupants to a dwelling. Any added person surely causes a rise in expenses on your end and ultimately his.

I think your being overly expectant on this-

Ask for the cat, drop the $75 thing, be happy he's not harassing you on your friend being there.

Posted by: Brooklynchimp at July 31, 2009 9:18 AM in response to No Rent Reduction: Stay or Go?

As mentioned-

it all depends really.

Are you looking to do a thorough renovation? New everything?
Heating, Electrical, Windows, Walls, Flooring, Stairs, relocating kitchen, bathrooms, etc?

Or

Are you simply looking to make things livable for you and tenants?

We did work recently on a conversion, comm to res- garden floor through with everything overhauled- and new equipment.

After it was all said and done- ruffly 150k. It was for a rental and could have been less, but we decided to renovate things good the first time around to avoid subsequent problems.

It all depends.

Posted by: Brooklynchimp at July 31, 2009 12:57 AM in response to Gut Reno Estimate?

"our incompetent architect that never told us this needed to be done."

As someone who has been in a similar situation in the past, I'd recommend addressing the issue with your architect first. Since it was their negligence that led to this situation in the first place.

Second, I'd seriously consider attempting to affiliate with your neighbors, again. The shortest, less expensive and beneficial option is this one.

Lastly, consult a lawyer. With their help and your architects this matter can be resolved without the consent of your neighbors. But I'd advise this as a final alternative and not as a quick solution.

Good luck.

Posted by: Brooklynchimp at July 30, 2009 5:17 PM in response to Neighbors - Wall Sharing - Law

"Use your lawyer."

Posted by: Brooklynchimp at July 30, 2009 5:03 PM in response to Neighbors - Wall Sharing - Law

Tacky.

Posted by: Brooklynchimp at July 29, 2009 10:15 AM in response to Inside Hotel Le Bleu's Restaurant

To folk with little to no means/interest in buying it will always be absurd.

Especially when nowadays it seems most want to buy without having to endure the hardships of becoming an owner.

Forgo the "absurdity" in lifestyle, save, and in a few years you can comfortably scout the field.

just saying.

Posted by: Brooklynchimp at July 28, 2009 12:32 PM in response to Last Week's Biggest Sales

Apparently the exclusivity of BP costs an arm and a leg.

Posted by: Brooklynchimp at July 28, 2009 12:16 PM in response to Last Week's Biggest Sales

They're = There are {stupid self correcting phones}

This must be the type of evolution you subscribe to. lol

Posted by: Brooklynchimp at July 27, 2009 5:12 PM in response to Renting Condos

If by evolve you mean fatuously appropriating the brink to where you reside. I'd consider your definition droll.

Pretentious lilies afraid to 'evolve their own identities, self appoint themselves to false capacities in the attempt to fit in.

They're way too many people like you sir. We call them posers, but I'm sure that's too pedestrian for you.

Evolve-

;}

Posted by: Brooklynchimp at July 27, 2009 5:08 PM in response to Renting Condos

A bunch of you people take these internets way to seriously.

As a 'lifer- I confimr Gemini's rant in that back in the day, a hand full of these nabes did not exist- at least not by the appellation they retain now.

Keep at it folks.

Posted by: Brooklynchimp at July 27, 2009 4:23 PM in response to Renting Condos

Thank you.

Posted by: Brooklynchimp at July 27, 2009 3:55 PM in response to Structural Engineer

Pics or it did not happen.

=)

Posted by: Brooklynchimp at July 24, 2009 9:56 PM in response to Looking for Kitchen Designer

Indeed, the shortage of 'qualified buyers pits you in a more comfortable position.

Posted by: Brooklynchimp at July 24, 2009 9:54 PM in response to Commitment Let - Catch 22

It's her's to sell. Ultimately she decides what the price is- not who you hired.

Meet half way.

Posted by: Brooklynchimp at July 24, 2009 9:50 PM in response to option to buy commercial propert

Happy Shabbat!

Posted by: Brooklynchimp at July 24, 2009 10:24 AM in response to Open Thread

I had a bench stolen in mid day in plain sight while the kids played outside. Since then I've been prudent and practical. Don't assume it cant happen- because undoubtedly it will.

Posted by: Brooklynchimp at July 24, 2009 10:18 AM in response to Front Gate Stolen

Promising.

Posted by: Brooklynchimp at July 24, 2009 9:42 AM in response to Battle of Brooklyn: Yards Documentary Trailer Drops

In this market FSBO is a hell more attractive than through broker- more so if a big name is attached.

Through the owner- you will almost always have more room to negotiate.

I'd say try that first, if it fails you can always take a
5% hit.

Posted by: Brooklynchimp at July 22, 2009 2:19 PM in response to 6% Broker Fees Still Happening?

Vagrant rhetoric at its finest.

The 'victim has apparently been unhappy for sometime or approx. one month, the time since first choosing to undertake the condemnation of his residence.

After reading his posts in their entirety. I find him/her to be deceptive, ill versed, and feeble.

You've obviously had a problem with said landlord. Yet instead of acting you've chosen to bombard the thread with constant imagery in search of pity?

If your really out to help others in that building- get off your arm chair and do something.

POST flicks of the conditions- address etc. I'm sure that will at the least suffice the pallet of those with the means to act accordingly.

just saying..

Posted by: Brooklynchimp at July 21, 2009 4:33 PM in response to Inspector Unable to Gain Access?

Complaining does not = offing yourself.

But in reference to this poster it almost certainly does.

He/she is leaving the rental do to whatever circumstance. But right before they leave, it seems they're intent is to get the one up on their landlord.

That's their story. Personally i feel its some douche looking for a plea to skip rent.

Posted by: Brooklynchimp at July 21, 2009 11:03 AM in response to Inspector Unable to Gain Access?

You should really consider offing yourself.

Posted by: Brooklynchimp at July 21, 2009 2:23 AM in response to Inspector Unable to Gain Access?

As mentioned above. Keep quiet. Go forward.

Once you close on the mortgage, they have no reason to know what you do- less you want them to.

Posted by: Brooklynchimp at July 18, 2009 11:14 AM in response to Mortgage Dilemma

Are you fucking serious?

Posted by: Brooklynchimp at July 18, 2009 11:03 AM in response to Identify a Pest/Hornet?

Your moving but wish to cause ruckus on the way out? Grand.

Without further information drawing imaginative scenarios of overly saturated immigrant occupied apts, is puerile.

Still, some with preconceived emotions, feelings or rants will take full advantage and blurt out stupid comments in the guise of wit, or a part of speech.

just saying.

Posted by: Brooklynchimp at July 17, 2009 8:05 PM in response to No Fire Escape or Sprinkler?

"If you HAVE to rely on the rental income to pay the mortgage you can't afford it. Too many people get themselves in trouble that way. Rental income should be gravy."

Delusive much? Rental income can be & is congenital to an investor, especially now.

Gravy? lets try leaving the aureate aura at log-in.

Thanks.

Posted by: Brooklynchimp at July 17, 2009 3:09 PM in response to Open House Picks: Six Months Later

Be honest- are you looking to elude rent?

Posted by: Brooklynchimp at July 17, 2009 11:45 AM in response to No Fire Escape or Sprinkler?

It's sarcasm people-

Posted by: Brooklynchimp at July 13, 2009 6:28 PM in response to SJP Slope Rumor Dead and Buried

Pretentious cognizant mannerism's suffice our palate for entertainment.

Greed was detrimental and felonious in this matter, no question.

But when observing becomes 'seeing-all with disregard to opposing views and or facts, i'd petition this year's "wake the fok up award" to shared rather than singled out.

Step away from the keyboard- it's just the internet.

Posted by: Brooklynchimp at July 9, 2009 7:50 PM in response to Massive Mortgage Fraud Ring Busted

Everything wrong in post Bucktown.

Posted by: Brooklynchimp at July 8, 2009 7:53 PM in response to Closing Bell: Flea Style

I'm not surprised that big Hispanic men cause you trouble denton.

You have a loose hand & mouth.

Posted by: Brooklynchimp at July 8, 2009 1:05 AM in response to Mexican tile for bathroom floor?

A local should be more knowledgeable in the area, but wont always be.

Posted by: Brooklynchimp at July 7, 2009 8:45 PM in response to Potentially Dumb Lawyer Question

You're *

Posted by: Brooklynchimp at July 7, 2009 8:39 PM in response to Neighbor Tearing My Wall!

Should you gabble and tarnish your angelic standing?

Your blogging about your neighbor & The dept. of buildings.

Paltry attempts to save face now- are sterile.

Posted by: Brooklynchimp at July 7, 2009 8:38 PM in response to Neighbor Tearing My Wall!

$100k on a 30/year is hardly insignificant.

The discrepance in buyers is irrefutable, but the bearing of funds in the 2-3 million dollar range is also quite real.

Blind diatribe is droll and nothing more.

Long live Brookyn- Fok a brownstone.

Posted by: Brooklynchimp at July 6, 2009 7:26 PM in response to Half-Stake in 370 Clinton Sells—For Half the Listing Price

Transplants ripen to tenacious neighbors-
Perhaps the new brooklyn 'aint so bad.

Posted by: Brooklynchimp at July 1, 2009 4:12 PM in response to House of the Day: 455 Union Street?

Transplants ripen to tenacious neighbors-
Perhaps the new brooklyn 'aint so bad.

Posted by: Brooklynchimp at July 1, 2009 4:12 PM in response to House of the Day: 455 Union Street?

I'm curious: do you have the name of the Brazilian floor refinshing company? Was one of the Brazilian guys named Edder?

Sounds like the guys that just did some floors for me.

Posted by: Oxygen at October 6, 2009 4:02 PM in response to Verrazano Flooring NOT WORTH IT

I’m sorry that you feel that way. Most of, if not all floor covering retailers use sub-contractors. I am a floor covering contractor myself, and work for various types of floor covering retailers. (From those big box stores to the mom & pops). I know of at least 95% of all retailers mark-up the labor cost around 33% of what they actuelly pay the craftsman.
It’s the only way for a company to be cost effective.
What you actually paid for is the retailer’s overhead (Store front rent, insurance, taxes, advertisement, etc..etc..) . I know several people who did save a lot of money by seeking out what specific materials they would like to have installed and sought out their own flooring contractor. But that does take a little know how and foot work. They are several floor covering outlets to purchase your floor, But where to find a good contactor? They are several different web-sites to view for home renovation contractors in your area. Please make certain that your next floor contractor provides you with.
• 1. Proof of liability insurance. .
• 2. Warranty of work. A one-year WRITTEN warranty is standard.
• 3. References.

Quality not necessarily means that it has to be expensive.

Posted by: Ray Bascaglia at October 9, 2009 12:04 PM in response to Verrazano Flooring NOT WORTH IT

"ts like the people families who moved to Ludlow St in the LES in the past few years and then bitch about noise"

???? No families move to Ludlow. Families have been here for 40 years and then have every single business around them turn into a bar or nightclub. Places like Club LIBATION have no business being on Ludlow. 3 floors of thunderous bass. This bar is notorious for serving alcohol to underage patrons.

Posted by: Blaut at October 10, 2009 11:45 PM in response to Noise Recourse?

"ts like the people families who moved to Ludlow St in the LES in the past few years and then bitch about noise"

???? No families move to Ludlow. Families have been here for 40 years and then have every single business around them turn into a bar or nightclub. Places like Club LIBATION have no business being on Ludlow. 3 floors of thunderous bass. This bar is notorious for serving alcohol to underage patrons.

Posted by: Blaut at October 10, 2009 11:45 PM in response to Noise Recourse?

sanitation can give a ticket too

Posted by: 5 COUNTY ALARM at October 29, 2009 9:40 PM in response to Dog Pooping in Front of House