Biff Champion's Profile

  • Biff Champion
  • 2007
  • 2007
  • Brooklyn
  • Brooklyn Heights
  • Jedi Warrior at the Death Star
  • Male

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October 28, 2009

Bathroom Reno - Any Opinions?

Getting one relatively small full bathroom renovated. It's in bad shape and needs a total redo. Does this estimate seem reasonable for an average (meaning not low or high end) reno like this?

Labor:
Prep:
Cover floors, walls, stairs down to exit door, enclose bath hall door, cover furniture in bedroom daily

Demo:
drain, remove, secure toilet, shut off water, remove vanity – cabinets, remove tile(s) in the tub surround, remove shower body, remove floor tiles – 1-2 layers?, remove wallboard from tub – back wall (durock) side wall, remove closet shelving in bath, remove wall studs to open space into small closet/hall, remove cleats/shelves from closet, remove crown molding from hallway, re-route electric, remove tub, remove portion of ceiling (skylight), salvage floor boards in hallway floor outside bathroom, evaluate wall framing and sub-floor, disposal will be set up on an as needed basis

Plumbing:
remove drop down drain, replace drain line, lower lead bend, re-route hot and cold water supply for toilet and vanity, solder in new hot and cold water lines for shower body, install shower body, rough in drains for tub and sink

Finish Work:
re-frame tub surround to accommodate 60 inch tub, install skylight (trim out ceiling), install tub and drain, replace wall board throughout, install sub-strate to floor, install tile around tub, install tile on floor, install saddle, tape and compound walls – (3x), grout tub surround, grout floor, rebuild closets, enclose pipe (heat riser), sand, prime and paint, install sinks, install toilet, install shower rod, install finished plumbing trim, caulk around tub and sinks, install baseboard, install light fixture and GFCI outlet

Total Labor Costs
Total Cost - $17,250.00 (Length of job 4 – 6 weeks)

Estimated Materials:
$4,700 – this includes the three most expensive items which are: 60” vanity (approximately $1,600), disposal of debris (approximately $1,200), skylight (approximately $400)

GRAND TOTAL = $21,950

October 15, 2009

PARTY TONIGHT!

Final call for TONIGHT'S Second Annual End of the World (Or Maybe Not) Party for Friends of Brownstoner.

It will be held this evening at Union Hall in Park Slope.

The gathering starts at 6pm. From 7pm on, we will have our own dedicated space at the back of the bar. Hope to see you there!

Below are directions to the venue and the website for Union Hall:

Directions
http://tinyurl.com/ybvkfd5

Website
http://www.unionhallny.com/home.php

October 14, 2009

Annual End of the World Party

The Second Annual End of the World Party for Friends of Brownstoner will be held Thursday, October 15 at Union Hall in Park Slope. The gathering starts at 6pm. From 7pm on, we will have our own dedicated space at the back of the bar. Hope to see you there!

Everyone is welcome, especially those of you who post regularly but have not had a chance to join us at one of our fabulous gatherings before.

Also, a special invitation goes out to the winners of the recent Poster You Would Most Like to Meet Contest:
east_new_york, 11217, What, Snark/snarkslope/ditmasnark, Dittoburg, tyburg, Townhouselady, gemini10, Nomi, Minard Lafever, Brendafromflatbush, legion, bowl of dicks, Nostalgic on Park, fsrq, randi, brooklyn greene, chicken.

Finally, we would love to see a return of those who were at the First Annual End of The World Party last October whom we have not seen recently:
Johnife, cmu, rh, Bob Marvin, 11233, MacD, Turtlejam19, Lisa, masterplvmber, smokeychimp and Gab

Directions
http://tinyurl.com/ybvkfd5

Union Hall Website
http://www.unionhallny.com/home.php

October 13, 2009

It's Time to Party!!!

The Second Annual End of the World Party for Friends of Brownstoner IS ONLY TWO DAYS AWAY!

It will be held Thursday, October 15 at Union Hall in Park Slope. The gathering starts at 6pm. From 7pm on, we will have our own dedicated space at the back of the bar. Hope to see you there!

Below are directions to the venue and the website for Union Hall:

Directions
http://tinyurl.com/ybvkfd5

Website
http://www.unionhallny.com/home.php

June 17, 2009

Friends of Brownstoner Gathering

Fellow Brownstoner fans, tonight is our gathering for all fans of this blog at Rope, Inc. on the edge of Clinton Hill / Fort Greene at 415 Myrtle Avenue (between Vanderbilt Ave & Clinton Ave).

We will start around 6pm, but please feel free to drop in whenever you can. We plan on being there for at least a few hours.

Here is a map:
http://tinyurl.com/n9rqcr

June 16, 2009

Friends of Brownstoner Gathering

Fellow Brownstoner fans, our next big gathering will be this Wednesday, June 17 at Rope, Inc. on the edge of Clinton Hill / Fort Greene at 415 Myrtle Avenue (between Vanderbilt Ave & Clinton Ave).

We will start around 6pm, but please feel free to drop in whenever you can. We plan on being there for at least a few hours.

Here are the directions and reviews:
http://tinyurl.com/n9rqcr

June 12, 2009

Tribute to Brownstoner - June 17

Fellow Brownstoner fans, our next big gathering will be on Wednesday, June 17 at Rope, Inc. in Clinton Hill at 415 Myrtle Avenue (between Vanderbilt Ave & Clinton Ave).

We will start around 6pm, but please feel free to drop in whenever you can. We plan on being there for at least a few hours.

The number of the bar is (718) 522-2899 and here are directions and reviews:
http://tinyurl.com/n9rqcr

June 8, 2009

Tribute to Brownstoner - June 17

Fellow Brownstoner fans, our next big gathering will be on Wednesday, June 17 at Rope, Inc. in Clinton Hill at 415 Myrtle Avenue (between Vanderbilt Ave & Clinton Ave).

We will start around 6pm, but please feel free to drop in whenever you can. We plan on being there for at least a few hours. The number of the bar is (718) 522-2899 and here are directions and reviews:

http://tinyurl.com/n9rqcr

May 14, 2009

Soccer Players at Cadman Plaza

I posted this on brooklynheightsblog.com, but wanted to post it here too in case others from the neighbourhood only read Brownstoner. There is a large, organized group of adult soccer players who constantly hog almost all of the Cadman Plaza turf on weekends and some weeknights now (it is becoming more frequent). I was there a couple of weekends ago with my kids and there was not one free inch of turf for them to play on. I set up to play soccer with my kids in a small section of the corner and the players said “you’re going to get hurt”. They said it’s basically first come, first served. Yet if one is in the middle of the field when they show up, they’ll ask you to move and, if you don’t, will just start playing around you, which will force you to leave.

Anybody else encounter this problem and, if so, any ideas on how to deal with it? I did submit a complaint to the Parks Dept here and we’ll see if that goes anywhere
http://nyc.gov/html/mail/html/maildpr.html I just don’t want to reinvent the wheel if people are already organizing a campaign to get the players off or to at least have them share more of the field.

I fear some child is going to get injured by a hard kicked ball at some point. Being my cynical self, I don’t imagine going to that washroom area behind the memorial to get a parks employee will do anything.

There’s also the issue of dogs going on the turf (and pooping), despite there being a giant dog run nearby, but I’m trying to deal with one issue at a time.

May 1, 2009

Carpenter / Handyman

Can anyone recommend a talented and reliable carpenter / handyman who can move around kitchen cabinets and build surrounding cabinets for a new fridge (and who can possibly assist removing an old fridge that would have to go through a kitchen passthrough)?

Author's Comments

"Only if you have four legs and meow!"

Sounds like my prom date.

Posted by: Biff Champion at November 20, 2009 4:15 PM in response to Open Thread

"Snappy...i've been meaning to ask you something but its a little awkward...do we live together?"

Is blowfish Hari?

Posted by: Biff Champion at November 20, 2009 4:15 PM in response to Open Thread

Native Americans invented meatballs.

Posted by: Biff Champion at November 20, 2009 4:14 PM in response to Open Thread

"Rakim is da shit."

Nothing a few raspberry scented ass wipes couldn't fix.

Posted by: Biff Champion at November 20, 2009 4:05 PM in response to Open Thread

"what happened to my group hug?"

How about a group tug?
[No Homo]

Posted by: Biff Champion at November 20, 2009 4:04 PM in response to Open Thread

"she HAAAAAAAAAATED Dolly Parton"

I like some of Dolly Parton's stuff.

Or should I say I like some of Dolly Parton's parts?

Posted by: Biff Champion at November 20, 2009 3:54 PM in response to Open Thread

"Same crap with Celine Dion."

Ok, NOW you've gone too far.

O Canada!
Terre de nos aïeux,
Ton front est ceint de fleurons glorieux.
Car ton bras sait porter l'épée,
Il sait porter la croix.
Ton histoire est une épopée,
Des plus brillants exploits.
Et ta valeur, de foi trempée,
Protégera nos foyers et nos droits.
Protégera nos foyers et nos droits.

Posted by: Biff Champion at November 20, 2009 3:43 PM in response to Open Thread

Patient: I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee.

Doctore: Relax, you're two tents!

Posted by: Biff Champion at November 20, 2009 3:35 PM in response to Open Thread

"And BTW, I've done more than my fair share of atoning to the American Indians of various tribes and kneeling before them!!!!!"

And I'm sure it cost you a helluva lot more than $24.

Posted by: Biff Champion at November 20, 2009 3:35 PM in response to Open Thread

"Amen - I feel the same about Rihanna (except she's pretty damn hot though)"

Really??
Rihanna looks like ET's long lost sister!
I can't understand the appeal. She is fugly squared.
I could rent out her forehead to use for drive in movies.

Posted by: Biff Champion at November 20, 2009 3:34 PM in response to Open Thread

"$24 for manhattan was initially, a peaceful bargained exchange."

True, but Miss Muffett still thought $24 was WAY too high a price to pay at the time.

Posted by: Biff Champion at November 20, 2009 3:28 PM in response to Open Thread

"wut dance?"

DH, see my posts at 2:25 and 2:29

Posted by: Biff Champion at November 20, 2009 3:11 PM in response to Open Thread

""Might be down even further in the future."

Promises, promises..."

Sounds like the conversation my wife and I had last night.

http://tinyurl.com/mexvfn

Posted by: Biff Champion at November 20, 2009 2:57 PM in response to Open Thread

"where's my raspberry asswipes?"

Do they work to clean sand off the body too?

Posted by: Biff Champion at November 20, 2009 2:41 PM in response to Open Thread

Glad you liked it THL.

The "B"s on the outfits was for "Biff", "Bosco" and "Buzz" obvi.

Posted by: Biff Champion at November 20, 2009 2:36 PM in response to Open Thread

I used to love the part of the routine that happens at the 1:12 mark.

Posted by: Biff Champion at November 20, 2009 2:29 PM in response to Open Thread

Who wants to see a video of me from the 80s?

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1924592

Posted by: Biff Champion at November 20, 2009 2:25 PM in response to Open Thread

"I love both old and new"

Hence your friendships with me and Dirty Hipster.

Posted by: Biff Champion at November 20, 2009 1:08 PM in response to Open Thread

Where's the link for the kitten in the garbage disposal?

Posted by: Biff Champion at November 19, 2009 1:26 PM in response to Open Thread

Well, if she was right, ENY, that call is up there with the Babe Ruth home run shot after pointing to the bleachers.

Posted by: Biff Champion at November 19, 2009 1:08 PM in response to Open Thread

ENY, not to be a doubter, but how the hell do you know that was the time she got pregnant (assuming that wasn't the only time within a few week period that you two had sex)?

Posted by: Biff Champion at November 19, 2009 1:00 PM in response to Open Thread

"I prefer a little force."

Is that code for a few policemen in uniform?

Posted by: Biff Champion at November 19, 2009 11:54 AM in response to Open Thread

"Good thing I have an extra freezer in the basement."

Is that code for having a well-rounded booty?

Posted by: Biff Champion at November 19, 2009 11:51 AM in response to Open Thread

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Oops, is there a delete post button around here?

Posted by: Biff Champion at November 19, 2009 11:51 AM in response to Open Thread

"time to head to BJ's and hoard some waffles young lady!"

That better than when young ladies waffle when it's time for head and hoard BJs.

Posted by: Biff Champion at November 19, 2009 11:50 AM in response to Open Thread

"Brokedeveloper, are you on Gameknot?"

What's Gameknot? Is that like Balloon Knot?

Posted by: Biff Champion at November 19, 2009 11:47 AM in response to Open Thread

I would like to meet a woman who could actually suck on a doorknob.

Posted by: Biff Champion at November 19, 2009 11:06 AM in response to Open Thread

2009 Blog Awards Host announcing the award for the Most Thought Provoking Thread of the Year:

"And the winner is, THE BROWNSTONER OT"

Posted by: Biff Champion at November 19, 2009 10:58 AM in response to Open Thread

Snappy:

"Rob, grab the phone, it's my mom"

Posted by: Biff Champion at November 19, 2009 10:54 AM in response to Open Thread

M4L

"Everyone, please try to get along today"

Posted by: Biff Champion at November 19, 2009 10:52 AM in response to Open Thread

Legion at an Obama rally:

"OK, Everyone on three: FOUR MORE YEARS!!!"

Posted by: Biff Champion at November 19, 2009 10:47 AM in response to Open Thread

benson:

"Did you hear the latest Italian joke..."

Posted by: Biff Champion at November 19, 2009 10:41 AM in response to Open Thread

Randi:

"Was wonderful meeting you all last night!"

Posted by: Biff Champion at November 19, 2009 10:39 AM in response to Open Thread

Mr. B:

"Third & Bond has now been completed"

Posted by: Biff Champion at November 19, 2009 10:35 AM in response to Open Thread

Biff:

"I LOVE that new Lady Gaga song"

Posted by: Biff Champion at November 19, 2009 10:34 AM in response to Open Thread

THL:

"That Mill Basin home is tastefully done"

Posted by: Biff Champion at November 19, 2009 10:33 AM in response to Open Thread

Minard Lafever:

"Why would anyone live in Brooklyn Heights?"

Posted by: Biff Champion at November 19, 2009 10:32 AM in response to Open Thread

Rob:

"Just bought my plane ticket to [anywhere]"

Posted by: Biff Champion at November 19, 2009 10:30 AM in response to Open Thread

BrokeD's is my favourite so far!

Posted by: Biff Champion at November 19, 2009 10:29 AM in response to Open Thread

Snappy:

"Who wants to do Junior's for lunch?"

Posted by: Biff Champion at November 19, 2009 10:28 AM in response to Open Thread

Snappy:

"Has everyone seen my new pet rat?"

Posted by: Biff Champion at November 19, 2009 10:27 AM in response to Open Thread

DIBS:

"Why do people think minorities are hot?"

Posted by: Biff Champion at November 19, 2009 10:26 AM in response to Open Thread

CGar:

"Sorry, I'm not available for drinks tonight"

Posted by: Biff Champion at November 19, 2009 10:23 AM in response to Open Thread

Rob:

"I'm never going to watch VH1 again!!"

Posted by: Biff Champion at November 19, 2009 10:21 AM in response to Open Thread

BrokeD:

"I've just run out of song parodies"

Posted by: Biff Champion at November 19, 2009 10:19 AM in response to Open Thread

ENY: "Repeat after me: Let's go Red Sox"
[clap clap / clap clap clap]

Posted by: Biff Champion at November 19, 2009 10:16 AM in response to Open Thread

Mr. B: "The OT is my smartest idea yet"

Posted by: Biff Champion at November 19, 2009 10:15 AM in response to Open Thread

DIBS: "Sorry Amzi, you're really not my type"

Posted by: Biff Champion at November 19, 2009 10:14 AM in response to Open Thread

wasder: "BHO, did you get my dinner invitation?"

Posted by: Biff Champion at November 19, 2009 10:13 AM in response to Open Thread

slopefarm, those were good!

Posted by: Biff Champion at November 19, 2009 9:59 AM in response to Open Thread