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November 12, 2008
Just smile and wave boys, Smile and wave.....
Can we say that Real Estate is done now? Can we say it's over now? Why are we trying to revive something that is dead?
Even on Brownstoner the mood has turned grim.
R.I.P. Mutant Asset Bubble...
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"Can we say that Real Estate is done now? Can we say it's over now?"
What the hell is that supposed to mean???
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at November 12, 2008 11:36 AM
Hey Dave! Hey Nov 15 is right around the corner and you know what that means. Hedge Fund redemptions!!! How many request your HF has gotten Dave? I willing to bet you will be out of business next week! Yeah I know whats going on Baby Boy. You and the rest of those Douche Hedge Funds are being killed right now!!!
Goodbye Dave, the exit is over here. Don't slam the door on the way out---->
The What (Buttermilk?? LMMFAO)
Someday DDave is gonna end..
Posted by: Return of The What at November 12, 2008 11:50 AM
So...knock down all the homes and set up tents??
Where do you propose people live?
Please clarify.
Posted by: TownhouseLady at November 12, 2008 11:52 AM
DIBS,
I think it means no one will ever buy or sell property in this town again. It's done; it's over. We're all stuck with whatever we got as of today. Bitter renters = bitter for life. Homeowners = stuck, no trading up, no cashing out. Enjoy what you got because that's it. No more business cycles, period. (Except, of course, you may still be able to pick up a faux-Greek townhouse near the tunnel for a song.)
Either that or RE is over because the Fed is socializing all Brooklyn property along with pieces of the financial sector as part of the bailout.
Anything short of those outcomes isn't within the meaning of "done" or "over" -- just a down cycle that affects some people, but not everyone (there's your cue, Wasder). I'm also finding the daily sparring and hijacking on the ROTW's posts tedious. It would be nice to get it down to weekly. Some of us still have to take care of these houses we are now "stuck" with (because RE is done, after all), and the boiler threads are going to be a lot more helpful to me than more of this every day.
Not sure what any of that has to do with penguins in funny hats and feathers, though (the penguins are smiling, but not waving, btw).
Posted by: slopefarm at November 12, 2008 12:03 PM
November 15th is a big day. I hope the market heads lower as my positions will go higher. I for one think that we at least hit the 2002-2003 lows of 7200 on the dow and sp at around 750 range.
Posted by: HOBOKENROCKS at November 12, 2008 12:12 PM
yes slopefarm...I probably am a stupid asshat for expecting an answer out of the What. When are we ever going to learn.
I'm stuck in my house and looking forward to Thanksgiving with a fire in the fireplace, friends and lots of wine to drink these sorrows away.
If I lose my job I may consider painting my brownstone blue and white and adding blue ceramic tiles above the cornice just for something to do..BUT I"M STUCK THERE!!! IT'S OVER.
Looking forward to the Keep Fucking Around Party though!!!!
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at November 12, 2008 12:12 PM
Please clarify.
TownhouseLady is a idiot. Clear enough?
The What
Someday this war is gonna end..
BTW Hey Dave can you get back to me on that Hedge Fund question?
Posted by: Return of The What at November 12, 2008 12:13 PM
Why should I What? you have never answered a single question with a civil response in your history here.
That said, we're here, we're open and we're going to get new money!!!! You ought to start thinking about your future lest you wind up a burden of the state.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at November 12, 2008 12:17 PM
Dave, you're right. I can relate, my other half is already home in front of the fireplace waiting for better times. We both picked real estate some time ago and look what is happening. Am I going to be without a job soon...maybe.
Yet, no one has any ansewers
Posted by: karo25 at November 12, 2008 12:18 PM
Did anybody realize yet that when I say am asked to clarify something, I say things like "TownhouseLady is a idiot. Clear enough?" but when someone else asks me to clarify something, I avoid the question?
The What
Someday my meds is gonna end..
Posted by: Return_of_The_What at November 12, 2008 12:20 PM
It's like talking to a crazy man on the street.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at November 12, 2008 12:24 PM
"Did anybody realize yet that when I say am asked to clarify something, I say things like "TownhouseLady is a idiot. Clear enough?" but when someone else asks me to clarify something, I avoid the question?
The What
Someday my meds is gonna end..
Posted by: Return_of_The_What at November 12, 2008 12:20 PM"
"It's like talking to a crazy man on the street."
I know it's you doing this Dave! Lame real lame..
I can say now you been POOWED. Thanks Dave...
The What
Someday this war is gonn end...
Posted by: Return of The What at November 12, 2008 12:28 PM
Actually What according to my IQ I'm a genius but that doesn't really factor in when trying to reason with you.
"Yet, no one has any ansewers" karo25 was the sewer reference a Freudian slip or a fortunate typo ? Love it!
Posted by: TownhouseLady at November 12, 2008 12:29 PM
"I know it's you doing this Dave! Lame real lame..
I can say now you been POOWED. Thanks Dave..."
Sorry, I know it isn't you Dave. It's me.
Voices, I'm hearing voices...PLEASE pass my meds...
The What
Someday this war is gonna end...
Posted by: Return_of_The_What at November 12, 2008 12:34 PM
Try typing with my speed than we'll talk TL
always smart comeback ha
Posted by: karo25 at November 12, 2008 12:35 PM
come on what!! thats not nice..i think you are hurting wasder's feelings..that's not nice. maybe we should start a counseling session for all of the bitching..what happened to this damn country!!
this AIG crap makes my f'in blood boil!!!
Posted by: derwood at November 12, 2008 12:37 PM
Slopefarm wrote: Anything short of those outcomes isn't within the meaning of "done" or "over" -- just a down cycle that affects some people, but not everyone (there's your cue, Wasder).
Oh god, I have a cue now? What am I supposed to say? I agree slopefarm that the threads about boiler repair (or my own on thorocoat--which I decided not to do BTW) are more helpful than rehashing this stuff over and over.
Posted by: wasder at November 12, 2008 12:38 PM
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/13/business/economy/13bailout.html?_r=1&hp&oref=slogin
i can't stop wretching..anyone would have called this one a mile away.
WHY did they bother calling TARP, i would have called it CRAP!!
Posted by: derwood at November 12, 2008 12:43 PM
"this AIG crap makes my f'in blood boil!!!"
150 Billion AIG!
145 Billion Fannie and Freddie!
29 Billion Bear Sterns!
45 Billion Lehman Brothers!
850 Billion Congress Taxslave hijack!
GOD knows how much Iraq and Afghanistan!
The What being right, priceless..
The What
Someday this war is gonna end..
Posted by: what at November 12, 2008 12:44 PM
What you are the stupidest motherfucker that I've ever come across. You don't even know what real estate is. Real estate is not just the shitty two family house you rent in Lodi, New Jersey. It's also the land underneath the house. It also happens to be the shitty office you work from in Hackensack, and the land underneath that. If Real Estate were "done", you, your mom (who lives upstairs from you, and from whom you rent your apartment) and everyone else would be living in caves.
Real estate is not done, nor is it even close. The last time there was a real estate crash, it recovered five years later and increased to 200% of where it was before. Two years on, we still have no real estate crash in New York.
I know that two family homes in Lodi have dropped 30% in value, but maybe that wouldn't have been so bad if your mom handn't taken out a HELOC so that the two of you could take that cruise to Bermuda together on Carnival with the proceeds.
Posted by: DarkStar at November 12, 2008 12:45 PM
DarkStar, you're right now and you've always been right. Sing along with me...
Just about a year ago,
I set out on Brownstoner,
Seeking my fame and fortune,
Looking for a pot of gold.
Things got bad, and things got worse,
I guess you will know the tune.
Oh ! Lord, Stuck in Lodi again.
The What (ole derwood, thanks for the reacharound)
Someday this song is gonna end...
Posted by: Return_of_The_What at November 12, 2008 12:47 PM
"What you are the stupidest motherfucker that I've ever come across."
Second! You are number one Darkshit!
" Real estate is not just the shitty two family house you rent in Lodi, New Jersey. It's also the land underneath the house. It also happens to be the shitty office you work from in Hackensack, and the land underneath that. If Real Estate were "done", you, your mom (who lives upstairs from you, and from whom you rent your apartment) and everyone else would be living in caves."
Well mom gives me a great rate!
"Real estate is not done, nor is it even close. The last time there was a real estate crash, it recovered five years later and increased to 200% of where it was before. Two years on, we still have no real estate crash in New York."
I think I can! I think I can! I think I can! I think I can! I think I can! I think I can! I think I can!I think I can! There is no place like home! There is no place like home! There is no place like home! There is no place like home! There is no place like home! There is no place like home!
"I know that two family homes in Lodi have dropped 30% in value, but maybe that wouldn't have been so bad if your mom handn't taken out a HELOC so that the two of you could take that cruise to Bermuda together on Carnival with the proceeds."
I like hitting your Mom better Darkshit. I'm into the "Granny" thing you know. Maybe I will get the sister you never had...
The What (Where in the fuck these people come from?)
Someday this war is gonna end..
Posted by: what at November 12, 2008 12:49 PM
"this AIG crap makes my f'in blood boil!!!"
150 dollars in my bank account!
145 mice in my apartment
29 days since I had a shower!
45 miles to Lodi!
850 pounds last time I weighed myself!
The What being a loser, priceless..
The What
Someday my meds is gonna end..
Posted by: Return_of_The_What at November 12, 2008 12:49 PM
Yeah Asshat...I'm going to waste my time logging in and out as Return_Of_The_What
You're both fools
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at November 12, 2008 12:50 PM
Not to be a hater Dave, but didn't you used to waste your time signing in and out as Bold Type Guest?
Posted by: DarkStar at November 12, 2008 12:52 PM
"Maybe I will get the sister you never had..."
Oops, did I just admit to having my own sister, the Merrill Lynch hosebag?
Voices...please...stop...need...meds.
The What
Someday this war is gonna end..
Posted by: Return_of_The_What at November 12, 2008 12:52 PM
my mentor taught me real estate not only can be worth nothing, its worth less than nothing..when you have negative cash flow real estate is the most illiquid asset on the face of this earth..in the 70s owners were paying people to sign the deeds over on their properties. real estate is worthless!!that being said this will be a real estate renaissance, a golden age for the smart investor..
Posted by: derwood at November 12, 2008 12:52 PM
Now I know why everyone was mocking derwood the other day.
Bold type guest was for amusement darkStar...not to pretend to be some other idiotic poster here. You can still catch Bold type guest occassionalyy...but not to engage in the What or fake What's insanity.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at November 12, 2008 12:58 PM
hahaha DIBS enlighten me..
Posted by: derwood at November 12, 2008 1:05 PM
Speaking for myself, I thought you were a fake poster - a regular hiding behind a fake name to harrass What.
Posted by: cobblehiller at November 12, 2008 1:09 PM
i didnt drink the DIBS BRG BIFF kool aid they were serving..those dopes still havent answered one of the questions i asked..
some day they will remove their heads from their asses..
Posted by: derwood at November 12, 2008 1:09 PM
derwood...your comment..." real estate is worthless!!"
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at November 12, 2008 1:10 PM
derwood...comments like these lead me to believe that you're an idiot.
"my mentor taught me real estate not only can be worth nothing, its worth less than nothing"
"real estate is worthless!!"
Asked and answered.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at November 12, 2008 1:18 PM
your lack of comprehension is laughable..were you able to finish the post..take for example in your industry (which will shrink by about 30% if not more in the next 3 months) what are those funds worth when they have margin calls, exposed positions,etc, etc..and you have NO CAPITOL OR LIQUIDITY to weather the storm? they are worthless!!!!i'm not a moron..in this market that we have here..vacancy rates poised to go through the roof taxes poised to go through the roof what is that piece of crap building worth..NOTHING!!if you cant weather the storm and you paid way too much for it..so DIBS maybe you can work for me when your fund evaporates..clean the toilets in my building that's about all HEDGIES are good for anyway..
Posted by: derwood at November 12, 2008 1:25 PM
"Not to be a hater Dave, but didn't you used to waste your time signing in and out as Bold Type Guest?"
Darkstar I owe you a debt of gratitude. Thank you for point that out and thanks you (NO BS).
Dave you snitched on yourself with the "your sister" and "Reach around" comments. You have been outed and give it a rest..
The What
Someday this war is gonna end...
Posted by: what at November 12, 2008 1:25 PM
"Speaking for myself, I thought you were a fake poster - a regular hiding behind a fake name to harrass What."
Nope Cobberhiller it's DIBS! There was two comments that confirmed it.
The What
Someday this war is gonna end..
Hey Dave I'm still waiting on the Hedge Fund comments from you...
Posted by: what at November 12, 2008 1:28 PM
derwood is DIBS? I thought the fake ROTW was DIBS.
Oy, I give up. I'm going back to my reading.
Posted by: cobblehiller at November 12, 2008 1:33 PM
They were up above What...read before you speak. I'm am not posting as some other What impersonator. There is absolutely no one posting here that I know from the regulars who would be so lame to post as you Asshat. Reah around this.
How many logins do you have??
What
return of the What
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at November 12, 2008 1:33 PM
DIBS = BTG
Actually BTG is the anthropomorhism of my brownstone house.
Not to offend derwood but he writes in circles. The What and the fake whats are schizophrenic. I am , at best, just an Asshat.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at November 12, 2008 1:39 PM
let's illustrate the example a little better so maybe DIBS could follow..front page of wsj sheldon adelson 38 billion empire has been decimated to close to 1 billion in about 6 months..can you explain to me y? the real estate albatross..its taken down the biggest..reichmann..dude do a little research know your history..
Posted by: derwood at November 12, 2008 1:48 PM
"Nope Cobberhiller it's DIBS! There was two comments that confirmed it."
The What is completely off and now proven to know nothing. I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
There is one What and one Fake What and we're the same. I go in and out of my different personalities and at times like this cannot stop myself from admitting the truth.
I need help.
I need meds...
I've completely lost it.
The What
Someday this war is gonna end..
Posted by: Return_of_The_What at November 12, 2008 1:54 PM
what circles..real estate (in a depression) is WORTHLESS is that better..
Posted by: derwood at November 12, 2008 1:55 PM
And your point is??? Tell me what you know about the financing that was in place for the Macau and Singapore expansions. Do you even know where Macau is? The valuation on LVS had nothing to do with US real estate. It was run up on the Macau prospects. dude do a little research. Learn some geography. Don't quote the WSJ unless you fully understand the story.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at November 12, 2008 1:55 PM
What & ROTW...Admission is the first step towards a cure. Cogratulations.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at November 12, 2008 1:57 PM
"What & ROTW...Admission is the first step towards a cure. Cogratulations."
Dave i am trying to get a grip. Eveyone that thought i was insane is proven right.
The What
Someday this war is gonna end..
Posted by: Return_of_The_What at November 12, 2008 2:00 PM
all right DIBS appreciate it..where was the real value..in his real estate and development..can't support the debt on his REAL ESTATE..
Posted by: derwood at November 12, 2008 2:00 PM
STFU derwood.
STFU derwood.
STFU derwood.
STFU derwood.
STFU derwood.STFU derwood.
STFU derwood.STFU derwood.STFU derwood.
STFU derwood.v
The What
Someday this war is gonna end..
Posted by: Return_of_The_What at November 12, 2008 2:02 PM
The company ran into severe trouble in the early 1990s. It was due in part to a general decline in the world economy, but the company was truly brought low by the Canary Wharf project. It was the world's largest property development, but remained half empty. Reichmann had taken the project as a major gamble. He had been impressed by Margaret Thatcher's reforms and obtained a personal promise from her that she would help the project, most importantly by extending the London Underground to reach it.
In Canada, Reichmann's once sterling reputation also began to suffer. In 1985 the company had bought Gulf Canada in a deal that included some $300 million in tax breaks. Many Canadians were infuriated that a massive corporation had been given such a lucrative deal. Toronto Life magazine also published a highly critical article on the Reichmanns. The family took offence at allegations that Samuel Reichmann had aided the Nazis with illegal smuggling operations during the Second World War. The family sued the magazine for an unprecedented $109 million. They were successful, and Toronto Life published a full retraction, but their heavy fisted response soured many in the Canadian media to the Reichmanns.
In 1992, Olympia and York collapsed under some $20 billion in debt. Paul Reichmann lost most of his personal fortune, and his business reputation was severely tarnished.
real estate is still worthless, even though I'm not as gifted geographer as DIBs..
Posted by: derwood at November 12, 2008 2:05 PM
return of the DIBS ...
Posted by: derwood at November 12, 2008 2:07 PM
we're not in the 90s anymore derwood...that's ancient history and has nothing to do with the runup of the share price beginning in early 2006 which is where Adelson, whom you were referring to, made hiss tens of billions. So he's only worth about $1B now...so what.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at November 12, 2008 2:08 PM
yeah its not the 90s correct, maybe more like the 70s or the 30s so what's your point?
Posted by: derwood at November 12, 2008 2:11 PM
how are you arguing this point..in a depression real estate is worthless..isnt this your job..evaluating a company's worth how would you evaluate most real estate portfolios at this point?SL green..trump?
Posted by: derwood at November 12, 2008 2:14 PM
Derwood Dave's job is to be delusional. Hey Dave I think ole Derwood has POOWED you, just like your boy Biff..
The What
Someday this war is gonna end..
Posted by: Return of The What at November 12, 2008 2:33 PM
derwood's train of thought is too illogical to bother arguing with. He can't stay focused on one point long enough.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at November 12, 2008 2:45 PM
"i didnt drink the DIBS BRG BIFF kool aid they were serving..those dopes still havent answered one of the questions i asked.."
um, douchewood...it's because I don't care. Please slowly remove your head from your ass. I was toying with you on the last thread. I'll do it again here if you're not careful.
Posted by: Biff Champion at November 12, 2008 2:47 PM
DIBS, The What/Fake What/Schizo What and douchewood seem to think they've somehow "POOWED" us. They clearly have some sort of scatalogical fetish. Did you see the other thread where I had douchewood repeat his question 6 or so times. LOSER!
Posted by: Biff Champion at November 12, 2008 2:50 PM
douchewood, what was your question again? Seriously, I promise to answer it this time.
Posted by: Biff Champion at November 12, 2008 2:51 PM
douchewood? no really, douchewood?..i don't get it..with a name like that,BIFF, i have been biting my lip not to comment..but what is the point of insulting you..not really worth my time..maybe I'll cut and paste the moronic banter between you and BRG that effectively eliminated the discussion on our previous post to point out your intellectual prowess..hahahaha.
"I was toying with you on the last thread. I'll do it again here if you're not careful."
what would i have to be careful about, you telling where to get chocolate and lattes...
Posted by: derwood at November 12, 2008 3:04 PM
DIBS the only point I have restated over and over again is REAL ESTATE IS WORTHLESS IN A DEPRESSION. its not that difficult..real estate has no inherent value why cant we accept and move on!!
Posted by: derwood at November 12, 2008 3:08 PM
douchwood douchewood douchewood douchewood douchewood,does it get funnier each time I repeat it, are you chuckling inside like a fourth grader.douchewood douchewood douchewood..this is the way i teach fourth grader so they get all their giggles out. are you done yet. douchewood douchewood douchewood.
can you come back to class yet BIFF?(the sound of one empty head striking a wall or other surface)
Posted by: derwood at November 12, 2008 3:12 PM
douchewood, you sure you've been biting your lip not to comment? The expression by the way is "biting my tongue" you moron.
You sure I'm not worth your time? Interesting since you keep mentioning me when I'm not around and go looking for quotes of mine in other threads.
I just OWNED you once more, douchewood. Keep getting up and I'll keep knocking your sorry ass down.
Posted by: Biff Champion at November 12, 2008 3:15 PM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
somebody got under douchewood's skin.
Posted by: Biff Champion at November 12, 2008 3:16 PM
"DIBS the only point I have restated over and over again is REAL ESTATE IS WORTHLESS IN A DEPRESSION."
No hard asset is completely worthlwess douchewood. There is always some price that someone will pay. Paper assets such as currencies not backed by hard assets are a different story. This is real basic stuff. And you are very misguided in your thinking.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at November 12, 2008 3:18 PM
no, literally biting my lip..not an expression.owned me? you still havent answered those questions you oaf.what quotes of yours, your pointless conversations stuck in my mind as an example of sheer stupidity and shallow materialism..you will have try a lot harder than that..BIFF (the sound of an empty head striking a hard suface)
Posted by: derwood at November 12, 2008 3:18 PM
douchewood, please repeat the questions. How can I answer them if I don't know what they were?
Posted by: Biff Champion at November 12, 2008 3:22 PM
This thread is not about oafs, its about penguins.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at November 12, 2008 3:28 PM
douchewood, please repeat the questions. How can I answer them if I don't know what they were?
Posted by: Biff Champion at November 12, 2008 3:36 PM
Thanks, DIBS. I was hoping someone would get back to the penguins. Pic seems more appropriate for a post on global warming than the death of Brooklyn RE (the reports on which are vastly overrated). From the picture, it looks like you can get a nice development plot in Antarctica. Ripe for speculation before it gets too f'ing hot in Merida.
Posted by: slopefarm at November 12, 2008 3:49 PM
No good food in Antarctica though. And no hot Mexican chicas/chicos!!!
I think those penguins are the ones who were recently in the news that had unknowinglys swam all the way up to Brazil or somewhere. I see tropical trees in the background. this was another freak of nature due to global warming.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at November 12, 2008 3:54 PM
Penguin mole poblano, mmmm-mmm.
Posted by: SnarkSlope at November 12, 2008 4:04 PM
great day in the market today, at least for me. Dave how have you been doing in this market? And what do you think about the next week. I would like to see a test of lows and possible break on the downside with big volume. If we break than 750 area in the sp 500 is the next tech support. I told you guys over a month ago that when the DOW hit 9600 sell this market...
Posted by: HOBOKENROCKS at November 12, 2008 4:08 PM
Seems sort of ironic to have 70+ posts on a real estate blog forum titled "Real Estate is Done".
Posted by: Boerum Hill at November 12, 2008 4:20 PM
Hmmmm, so who got "POOWED" The What? Seems you and your boy derwood headed for the hills when it got heated in here. I figured that would happen. Punks.
Posted by: Biff Champion at November 12, 2008 4:59 PM
i think i have taken the position that once Biff opens that mouth that its time to stop on any given thread, especially when he starts the empty threats..not sure exactly where you won on this one champ..
dibs what was lehman worth when it went away, or any of the other financial giants worth..nothing..because they had negative net worth..people would pay NOTHING for them, because the potential liabilities could not justify ANY price. the same could be for oil if it costs more to take it out of the bowels of the earth or any other asset if its net worth is negative and it is costing you more to hold/manage/extract then then to let it lay fallow..just one man's opinion..people forget that walentas bought DUMBO for a couple of $s a sq ft..but then he had to have the pockets to hold..that is a huge expense!
Posted by: derwood at November 12, 2008 6:25 PM

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