How ’bout that “Fuh-gedda-boutit” ad? Staten Island, here we come!
You gotta hand it to these “Opal Ridge” developers, currently advertising right up there at the top of Brownstoner, no? It’s a good ad, if a bit insulting to Brooklyn, if true—sure, SI probably has lower prices, less crime, and better schools. And it got me to click on it. Unfortunately, the house pictured there—while doubtless an appropriate and decent option for a great many people, and more power to them—is so fugly it’s causing great torrents of blood to gush from my eyeballs. Good times!
