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The Second Annual End of the World Party for Friends of Brownstoner IS ONLY TWO DAYS AWAY!
It will be held Thursday, October 15 at Union Hall in Park Slope. The gathering starts at 6pm. From 7pm on, we will have our own dedicated space at the back of the bar. Hope to see you there!
Below are directions to the venue and the website for Union Hall:
Directions
http://tinyurl.com/ybvkfd5
Website
http://www.unionhallny.com/home.php
Posted by: Biff Champion at October 13, 2009 9:16 AM
Too soon?
Posted by: Tent_Loving_Troll at October 13, 2009 9:16 AM
[Retreats to tent] [Zips flaps]
[Pops head out]
But, before I go, can I just say this is perfect sleeping-out-of-doors-in-a-Civil-War-era-tent weather?
Posted by: Tent_Loving_Troll at October 13, 2009 9:18 AM
The markets have been telling us that the world will not end. Yes, gold is up but that's a response to dollar weakness. GS just upgraded japanese steels overnight after the World Steel Assoc. said that 2010 demand will rise 9.2%. Stay invested in Foreign equities to get the growth plus the strong currencies.
Spend your profits on drinks at Union Hall.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 13, 2009 9:21 AM
Tents are so Bushwick.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 13, 2009 9:22 AM
NY Times says the markets are closed today
Posted by: dittoburg at October 13, 2009 9:22 AM
Meatballs suck
Posted by: dirty_hipster at October 13, 2009 9:23 AM
Dave, what do you think about Meredith Whitney downgrading GS to "neutral"?
Posted by: CarrollGardened at October 13, 2009 9:24 AM
People who live in civil war era tents shouldn't complain about having shelter (especially when they are taking up room on someone's balcony. :-)
Posted by: bxgrl at October 13, 2009 9:24 AM
Please let me be the first one today to say....
B R E A S T I C L E S
Posted by: the chicken at October 13, 2009 9:24 AM
I thought today's topic was supposed to be dangles.
Posted by: Arkady at October 13, 2009 9:25 AM
ROFL, chicken. I told THL she really needed to start the contest earlier in the day.
Posted by: CarrollGardened at October 13, 2009 9:25 AM
Thanks for the mammaries CarGar!
Posted by: the chicken at October 13, 2009 9:27 AM
CGar...they are trying to get "the other side of the trade." They ran it all the way up and now it's time to shake the sell orders out of the buyers. Our target was $200 so leaving the last 5% move on the table is a prudent thing. We're out of it today and buying Jap steels.
5401 overnight in Japan...NISTY as an ADR here....look at the chart!!!!
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 13, 2009 9:27 AM
Arkady, if we are switching tack-le then I will have to bone up on my euphemisms.
Posted by: the chicken at October 13, 2009 9:28 AM
I still maintain, as I commented last night after everyone had already left, that they should be referred to as "stoops" in keeping with the overall brownstone theme.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 13, 2009 9:28 AM
Isn't today that dangling thing day?
And dave- there are suggestions already on the Tuesday links thread as to how you can get the cops to hassle you.
Posted by: bxgrl at October 13, 2009 9:29 AM
"Tomorrow we can come up for alternatives to schlong."
Posted by: Biff Champion at October 12, 2009 6:20 PM
Arkady, after yesterday's well-rounded breast discussion, Biff's curious side already came up with today's topic.
Posted by: CarrollGardened at October 13, 2009 9:29 AM
Isn't the nickname of Cobblehiller's Better Half "Dangling Chad"?
Posted by: Biff Champion at October 13, 2009 9:30 AM
"I will have to bone up"
See, Arkady, chicken is already on board!
Posted by: CarrollGardened at October 13, 2009 9:30 AM
So that makes penises what? Newel posts?
Posted by: bxgrl at October 13, 2009 9:31 AM
LOL, I saw your final post, Dave. I've taken to reading the late edition of the OT. You never know whose going to chime in after hours, or when BrooklynGreene will decide to lecture the rest of us for wasting time posting on a blog. How irony is lost on some people.
Posted by: CarrollGardened at October 13, 2009 9:32 AM
As having seen more of them that many of you combined, I will appoint myself as judge and arbiter of the best names.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 13, 2009 9:33 AM
The penis was invented in China.
Posted by: Biff Champion at October 13, 2009 9:33 AM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
and perfected in Canada.
Posted by: Biff Champion at October 13, 2009 9:34 AM
All I know is I was awakened by a crowing cock first thing this morning
Posted by: CarrollGardened at October 13, 2009 9:34 AM
Perhaps, Biff, but the meat's balls are entirely American
Posted by: CarrollGardened at October 13, 2009 9:35 AM
CGar, are you referring to the chicken at 9:24?
Posted by: Biff Champion at October 13, 2009 9:35 AM
trouser snake
Posted by: dittoburg at October 13, 2009 9:35 AM
A schlong and name double combo. Enjoy!
http://www.randomlol.com/images/262.gif
Posted by: the chicken at October 13, 2009 9:36 AM
No, Biff, the boned chicken at 9:28
Posted by: CarrollGardened at October 13, 2009 9:36 AM
Do any of you have a lightning rod installed on your brownstone???
And speaking of brown stone, can't get any better than that.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 13, 2009 9:37 AM
I submit now that Dave will win today's contest knees down
Posted by: CarrollGardened at October 13, 2009 9:39 AM
The meat is always sweeter closest to the bone.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 13, 2009 9:39 AM
The "everything was invented in..." comments remind me of a old sketch show called "Goodness Gracious Me". One particular character insists that everything of note comes from India.
Don't know if you'll be able to see it from over there.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjWd9a8Ck8U
Posted by: the chicken at October 13, 2009 9:41 AM
This subject can be really hard on a girl.
Posted by: bxgrl at October 13, 2009 9:42 AM
chicken- My ex and I once had a fauxgument over whether Columbus was Jewish or Black.
Posted by: bxgrl at October 13, 2009 9:44 AM
wonder if google banner ads here is really that dynamic in reading our posts here and pull thru something that might be of interest to the topic of discussion currently
Posted by: more4less at October 13, 2009 9:45 AM
didn't Marco Polo invent spaghetti?
Posted by: dittoburg at October 13, 2009 9:45 AM
I thought he just brought it back from China, ditto
Posted by: CarrollGardened at October 13, 2009 9:46 AM
And ice cream too, Cgar
Posted by: bxgrl at October 13, 2009 9:48 AM
CG - he brought back noodles, I was just trying to be controversial based on yesterday' OTT OT.
Posted by: dittoburg at October 13, 2009 9:49 AM
"This . . . can be really hard on a girl"
bxgrl, this has grown as tiresome as "I've got a headache"
Posted by: CarrollGardened at October 13, 2009 9:50 AM
I just posted in the Forum for the party this Thursday.
I think it goes against the Forum rules, but maybe we'll get a break since it's a celebration for Brownstoner fans.
Posted by: Biff Champion at October 13, 2009 9:51 AM
I know ditto ; )
Posted by: CarrollGardened at October 13, 2009 9:51 AM
I got up early for this convo. I've been scratching my head to come up with names, but all I got was a prick in my finger.
Posted by: brownjokester at October 13, 2009 9:52 AM
oh you
Posted by: dittoburg at October 13, 2009 9:53 AM
Check your emails. I've sent pics of all 10,000 +/- that I've seen.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 13, 2009 9:53 AM
Yesterday it was suggested that meatballs need spaghetti to be considered meatballs as we know them.
As such, do testicles need a penis to be considered testicles?
Posted by: Biff Champion at October 13, 2009 9:53 AM
Obviously a very small prick, bjster. :-)
Posted by: bxgrl at October 13, 2009 9:54 AM
Twig and berries
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 9:55 AM
DIBS, you keep pics of all of your conquests? How big is your hard drive? (I know I'll regret asking this).
Posted by: Kensingtonian at October 13, 2009 9:55 AM
I think we should begin the OT every morning by holding hands and singing the praises of cats and Obama. If it's good enough for the kids, why not us?
Posted by: benson at October 13, 2009 9:55 AM
Morning All!
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 9:56 AM
Gristle Missle
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 9:56 AM
cgar- ah, the old headache excuse. And you believed that? ;)
Posted by: bxgrl at October 13, 2009 9:58 AM
This is hilarious
"The Movie that Created the Sexy Stereotype of Sweden"
http://bit.ly/kjb9a
Posted by: East New York at October 13, 2009 9:59 AM
Kens, asking Dave about his hard drive is a loaded question
Posted by: CarrollGardened at October 13, 2009 9:59 AM
can anyone help. I can't find the combination to the family jewels.
Posted by: Petebklyn at October 13, 2009 10:00 AM
A typical British dinner is meat and two veg, usually accompanied with gravy.
Posted by: the chicken at October 13, 2009 10:00 AM
and speaking of dicks, benson has posted. :-)
Posted by: bxgrl at October 13, 2009 10:01 AM
Hey, Pete, how was DC?
Posted by: CarrollGardened at October 13, 2009 10:01 AM
I think we should begin the OT every morning by holding hands and singing the praises of cats and Obama. If it's good enough for the kids, why not us?
Posted by: benson at October 13, 2009 9:55 AM
INDOCTRINATOR.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 13, 2009 10:01 AM
- meat and two veg, usually accompanied with gravy.
AND that is the most descriptive term for a man's belongings.
Posted by: brownjokester at October 13, 2009 10:02 AM
I like it how all the non-experts on this subject all have the most to say.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 13, 2009 10:02 AM
Benson, those protesters at that school are ridiculous. Those kids probably think they're bunch of bullies. couldn't they protest somewhere else so the kids are not impacted?
Posted by: more4less at October 13, 2009 10:03 AM
more4less- that would be asking for logic and perspective from the protesters.
Posted by: bxgrl at October 13, 2009 10:05 AM
"meat and two veg, usually accompanied with gravy."
Even in England, many prefer coq au vin.
Posted by: etson at October 13, 2009 10:06 AM
Did any of you see Al Sharpton talking about how Rush Limbaugh should not be allowed to buy part ownership of the St. Louis Rams.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 13, 2009 10:06 AM
100% all-beef thermometer
Pocket Rocket
Willie
Weiner
Mr Happy
Wang
Johnson
Pecker
Prick
Rod
Package
Member
Pole
Love Stick
Junk
Posted by: Biff Champion at October 13, 2009 10:07 AM
dibs- does anyone care about either of them?
Posted by: bxgrl at October 13, 2009 10:07 AM
cut
Posted by: bxgrl at October 13, 2009 10:08 AM
"Poll:
Cut or uncut????"
Are you asking what we have or what women (and Team Gay) prefer?
Posted by: Biff Champion at October 13, 2009 10:08 AM
If a pig were to take part in a duel, would he employ a "pork sword"?
Posted by: the chicken at October 13, 2009 10:09 AM
Joy Stick
Posted by: brownjokester at October 13, 2009 10:09 AM
It's an open ended question, Biff.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 13, 2009 10:09 AM
biff- that is so not your best effort. You did so much better with boob names yesterday! C'mon- man up!
Posted by: bxgrl at October 13, 2009 10:09 AM
John Thomas.
Posted by: Arkady at October 13, 2009 10:10 AM
"Are you asking what we have or what women (and Team Gay) prefer?"
I guess the answer to the former is pretty obvious for the Jewish PLUSAs.
Posted by: Biff Champion at October 13, 2009 10:10 AM
"Poll:
Cut or uncut????"
I prefer my meat cut, leaves me from having to trim the excess fat.
Posted by: brownjokester at October 13, 2009 10:10 AM
DC was fabulous. Or at least I was. March/rally was bigger than I expected.
Was very impressed how clean city was...but certainly a visible homeless population. Michelle serves a great brunch.
Posted by: Petebklyn at October 13, 2009 10:10 AM
"You did so much better with boob names yesterday!"
That is exactly how I would prefer it.
Posted by: Biff Champion at October 13, 2009 10:11 AM
Vlad The Impaler
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 10:12 AM
Cullions, ballocks, spermary.
Posted by: Arkady at October 13, 2009 10:12 AM
Pete;
I was in DC a couple of weeks ago for a conference and there was one thing about it that drove me crazy: it's really tough to find a place to buy a paper. I was at K and 4th Street, and I had to walk about 5 blocks to finally find a place that sold the WSJ. After that experieince, I really appreciated NYC's newstands, even though they sometimes annoy me.
Posted by: benson at October 13, 2009 10:13 AM
Cod.
Posted by: Arkady at October 13, 2009 10:14 AM
Good for you, pete!
I was down in washington in 2007 and the homeless were highly visible then too. The veterans are the saddest to see. This country should be ashamed to see any veteran on the street.
Posted by: bxgrl at October 13, 2009 10:14 AM
I'm so glad I have a meeting to go to. Can't wait to see how long it will take to get all of the euphemisms out of the way. Only men find this topic to be of endless fascination.
Carry on.
Posted by: Montrose Morris at October 13, 2009 10:14 AM
"it's really tough to find a place to buy a paper.
Posted by: benson at October 13, 2009 10:13 AM"
That is a sentence that is going to make no sense 20 years from now.
Posted by: the chicken at October 13, 2009 10:17 AM
I went to the zoo last week. In the "disabled animals" section, there was a one-eyed spitting cobra.
Posted by: the chicken at October 13, 2009 10:18 AM
in DC they seem to sell the papers from the boxes not newsstands. And did seem to be long walk to deli, grocery, any convenience. But neighborhoods (at least in area I stayed in) were beautiful. Even new construction seem to blend in (not sure what kinda restrictions if any they have on architecture..other than nothing taller than capital bldg).
Posted by: Petebklyn at October 13, 2009 10:19 AM
Chicken;
You're probably right. Sad, but true. I get a fair amount of info off the internet, but it still isn't the same as a paper.
Posted by: benson at October 13, 2009 10:19 AM
where's M4L today? He would excel at this game
Posted by: the chicken at October 13, 2009 10:19 AM
"John Thomas.
Posted by: Arkady at October 13, 2009 10:10 AM"
I was thinking more like John Hancock.
Posted by: Biff Champion at October 13, 2009 10:19 AM
- 100% all-beef thermometer
I hate to see what tomorrow's "Other Words For" game is going to be.
Perhaps, the mercury.
Posted by: brownjokester at October 13, 2009 10:20 AM
I'm so glad I have a meeting to go to. Can't wait to see how long it will take to get all of the euphemisms out of the way. Only men find this topic to be of endless fascination.
Carry on.
Posted by: Montrose Morris at October 13, 2009 10:14 AM
not the straight guys.
Posted by: more4less at October 13, 2009 10:21 AM
Kids no longer wear watches or read newspapers. Most cannot construct a proper sentence and many can hardly read at all.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 13, 2009 10:21 AM
Chicken
(No, not the poster. But another name for 'the meat')
Posted by: brownjokester at October 13, 2009 10:22 AM
Skin Flute
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 10:22 AM
where's M4L today? He would excel at this game
Posted by: the chicken at October 13, 2009 10:19 AM
cant speak for you but I don't have that many close encounters with the manhood
Posted by: more4less at October 13, 2009 10:22 AM
I'm not a big fan of "the other white meat."
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 13, 2009 10:23 AM
This discussion is far more immature and childish than what we are discussing on the What's blog. We have a new book club too.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 13, 2009 10:24 AM
P#$sy Plunger
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 10:24 AM
"DC was fabulous. Michelle serves a great brunch.
Posted by: Petebklyn at October 13, 2009 10:10 AM"
Was that in the West Wing or the Rose Garden?
Posted by: the chicken at October 13, 2009 10:24 AM
THL!!!! LOL!!!!!
Posted by: bxgrl at October 13, 2009 10:25 AM
"Can't wait to see how long it will take to get all of the euphemisms out of the way. Only men find this topic to be of endless fascination."
Sexist and inaccurate! Montrose, it all began yesterday when a female poster mentioned playing the "how many words can you come up for boobies?" game. And, for the record, it was quite a lot of fun playing it here yesterday.
:-)
Posted by: Biff Champion at October 13, 2009 10:26 AM
Wha???
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 10:27 AM
Start talking about Snakes and the Lesbian is no where to be seen.
Posted by: brownjokester at October 13, 2009 10:27 AM
"Cock Hudson"
What Rock's sparring partner was trying to do. Or would that be Cold Cock Hudson?
Posted by: Biff Champion at October 13, 2009 10:27 AM
well biff, I, for one, am disappointed in the number of alternative names that have come up. I am especially disappointed in the man who won the best one liners award! Next year it is going to THL, no question. :-)
Posted by: bxgrl at October 13, 2009 10:29 AM
organic D!ldo
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 10:29 AM
"Was that in the West Wing or the Rose Garden?"
You just came up with euphymisms for the male and female parts.
Posted by: Biff Champion at October 13, 2009 10:30 AM
"Start talking about Snakes and the Lesbian is no where to be seen."
I bet she and her brethren have some of the funniest names for it imaginable.
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 10:30 AM
trouser snake...
Posted by: wasder at October 13, 2009 10:31 AM
euphemisms, biffy.
Wonder how rob is? He hasn't posted. Can anyone call him?
Posted by: bxgrl at October 13, 2009 10:32 AM
as much as I use internet...I still want my hardcopy newspaper every day. Whether to read on subway or read with coffee on wkend. Maybe I'm just old fashioned (or maybe just old)...but computer screen still doesn't compare to skimming real newspaper.
Posted by: Petebklyn at October 13, 2009 10:32 AM
At the end of the date...
"I beg your pardon, I never promised you a rose garden!"
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 10:32 AM
- one liner award
Another name for the manhood?
Posted by: brownjokester at October 13, 2009 10:32 AM
mini-cyclops
Posted by: bxgrl at October 13, 2009 10:32 AM
"I am especially disappointed in the man who won the best one liners award! Next year it is going to THL, no question. :-)"
Oh hell no, I'm just an immature pervert. I don't want the pressure of carrying a title.
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 10:34 AM
"Poll:
Cut or uncut????"--
as long as is contextual.
Posted by: Petebklyn at October 13, 2009 10:34 AM
"I am especially disappointed in the man who won the best one liners award! Next year it is going to THL, no question. :-)"
We'll have to get a special award made for THL to commemorate her unique abilities in naming alternatives to "penis". Maybe we can model it after one of DIBS' "pieces of art".
Posted by: Biff Champion at October 13, 2009 10:34 AM
"Benson, those protesters at that school are ridiculous. Those kids probably think they're bunch of bullies. couldn't they protest somewhere else so the kids are not impacted?"
M4L;
Actually I think those kids received a wonderful lesson, namely, that free speech and protest is one of the things that makes this country great.
Posted by: benson at October 13, 2009 10:34 AM
- as long as is contextual.
Load bearing I Beam
Posted by: brownjokester at October 13, 2009 10:35 AM
"Poll:
Cut or uncut????"
Don't you mean, "POLE: Cut or uncut????"
Posted by: Biff Champion at October 13, 2009 10:35 AM
Womb Weasel
Posted by: Biff Champion at October 13, 2009 10:37 AM
sausage and beans
Posted by: Legion at October 13, 2009 10:39 AM
Legion, did you hear about the Rabbi who doubled as a Press Agent? He saved his own clippings.
Jack in the box
Bald-headed butler
Giggle stick
Posted by: Biff Champion at October 13, 2009 10:39 AM
"We'll have to get a special award made for THL to commemorate her unique abilities in naming alternatives to "penis". Maybe we can model it after one of DIBS' "pieces of art"."
Awww hell to the nizzo! Why would I want a model of a gay one?
All I'd ask is that you give it to me straight.
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 10:39 AM
10,000 X 6.5" = 65,000"
65,000" / 12" per foot = 5416.66'
5416.66' / 5,280' per mile = 1.025 miles
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 13, 2009 10:40 AM
- I bet she and her brethren have some of the funniest names for it imaginable.
I'm sure. I guarantee the first word out of her mouth is gonna be. EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW.
Posted by: brownjokester at October 13, 2009 10:40 AM
Ohhhhh- now you wake up, biff! Lit a fire under your tail :-)
Posted by: bxgrl at October 13, 2009 10:41 AM
THL, he meant my collection of Thai phalluses. They come in some exaggerated sizes.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 13, 2009 10:41 AM
Pant muscle
Mister Goodwrench
Pocket Piccolo
Meat whistle
Love dart
Posted by: Biff Champion at October 13, 2009 10:41 AM
GS downgraded by Meredith Whitney this morning. In YO FACE, DIBS!
Posted by: dandel at October 13, 2009 10:42 AM
Someone is googling.
Posted by: brownjokester at October 13, 2009 10:43 AM
"Why would I want a model of a gay one?"
How can you recognize a gay penis? And please don't say it's the one attached to another guy.
Posted by: Biff Champion at October 13, 2009 10:43 AM
It's the one that says EWWWwwwwwwwwwww when I touch it.
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 10:45 AM
dibs,
lol,
that's some ballsy math there, hombre.
the calculus of c..., so to speak.
Posted by: Legion at October 13, 2009 10:45 AM
dandel, we've mad a TON of money on GS. We sold some on the way up and are selling the rest today. If you read my post earlier you would have seen the discussion.
Too bad you never bought any. LOL
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 13, 2009 10:46 AM
Mr. 9.5
Posted by: East New York at October 13, 2009 10:47 AM
hey, lookey here.
I just opened a box of captain crunch and there's a certificate of nomination for the nobel peace prize.
no you didn't.
that one's for benson.
Posted by: Legion at October 13, 2009 10:49 AM
"It's the one that says EWWWwwwwwwwwwww when I touch it."
Funny! And it leans towards TownhouseGent.
Posted by: Biff Champion at October 13, 2009 10:51 AM
LOL!
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 10:52 AM
Mr. 9.5
Posted by: East New York at October 13, 2009 10:47 AM
Uhhh, maybe ENY would like to volunteer his for modeling purposes?
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 10:53 AM
"Wonder how rob is? He hasn't posted. Can anyone call him?"
Posted by: bxgrl at October 13, 2009 10:32 AM
I texted *rob*. Not to worry, he's still alive. Waiting at the doctor's office now.
Posted by: CarrollGardened at October 13, 2009 10:53 AM
I see I've missed some juicy, meaty, explosive posts. And looks like THL and Curious Biff are giving DIBS a run for his money.
Posted by: CarrollGardened at October 13, 2009 10:55 AM
Cyrano
"My nose is Gargantuan! You little Pig-snout, you tiny Monkey-Nostrils, you virtually invisible Pekinese-Puss, don't you realize that a nose like mine is both scepter and orb, a monument to me superiority? A great nose is the banner of a great man, a generous heart, a towering spirit, an expansive soul--such as I unmistakably am, and such as you dare not to dream of being, with your bilious weasel's eyes and no nose to keep them apart! With your face as lacking in all distinction--as lacking, I say, in interest, as lacking in pride, in imagination, in honesty, in lyricism--in a word, as lacking in nose as that other offensively bland expanse at the opposite end of your cringing spine--which I now remove from my sight by stringent application of my boot!"
Posted by: bxgrl at October 13, 2009 10:55 AM
Buildings in DC can't be taller than the Washington Monument, not the Capitol.
And speaking of it, Washington Monument...
Posted by: Arkady at October 13, 2009 10:56 AM
thanks Cgar- seeing how sick snappy was I got concerned. glad he went to the doctor.
Posted by: bxgrl at October 13, 2009 10:57 AM
I think this 'Man Drill' has run out.
That's it? No more words for the 'Love Pump'?
Posted by: brownjokester at October 13, 2009 11:00 AM
"And looks like THL and Curious Biff are giving DIBS a run for his money."
I may not have had the quantity but I have sampled some of the finest quality available.
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 11:01 AM
Arkday, speaking of monuments, how about Space Needle?
Posted by: Biff Champion at October 13, 2009 11:01 AM
Did anyone say:
Third Leg
Posted by: brownjokester at October 13, 2009 11:02 AM
"Isn't the nickname of Cobblehiller's Better Half "Dangling Chad"?"
Biff!! Let's leave my BH and his 'dangles' out of this!
Posted by: cobblehiller at October 13, 2009 11:03 AM
Leaning Tower of Pisa
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 11:04 AM
dandel, you still there or did you just stick your head out of the cave and speak without thinking????
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 13, 2009 11:04 AM
Poker.
Posted by: Arkady at October 13, 2009 11:05 AM
Eiffel Tower
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 11:06 AM
Mount Rushmore
Posted by: Biff Champion at October 13, 2009 11:06 AM
Magic Wand
Love Handle
Is it ever referred to as food?
Banana
Sausage
Carrot
Cucumber
Baloney
Bone
Ice Cream Pop
Hot Dob
Lollipop
Noodle
Salami
Posted by: brownjokester at October 13, 2009 11:07 AM
Big Ben
Posted by: Biff Champion at October 13, 2009 11:07 AM
Colossal Semen (Colosseum)
Posted by: Biff Champion at October 13, 2009 11:08 AM
Obelisk
Posted by: brownjokester at October 13, 2009 11:09 AM
Someone is googling.
Posted by: Biff Champion at October 13, 2009 11:09 AM
I stuttered.
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 11:09 AM
Mount Olympus
Posted by: Biff Champion at October 13, 2009 11:09 AM
Weed Wacker
Posted by: brownjokester at October 13, 2009 11:09 AM
Burrito
Chimichanga
Tamale
Guess who I'll be with tonight!!!!
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 13, 2009 11:10 AM
Old Faithful
Posted by: brownjokester at October 13, 2009 11:10 AM
Thanks legion- I think Cyrano is one of the most gorgeous pieces of literature ever written.
Posted by: bxgrl at October 13, 2009 11:11 AM
If this contest lasts for more than 4 hours, please seek medical attention.
Posted by: Biff Champion at October 13, 2009 11:11 AM
Ok, someone call back Montrose. I'm done!
Posted by: Biff Champion at October 13, 2009 11:12 AM
I think some of us need to seek medical attention right now
Posted by: bxgrl at October 13, 2009 11:12 AM
I'm throwing in the towel too. That's enough peen for one morning.
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 11:14 AM
- Ok, someone call back Montrose. I'm done!
- I'm throwing in the towel too. That's enough peen for one morning.
Time to clean up.
Posted by: brownjokester at October 13, 2009 11:16 AM
Want to use my towel???
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 13, 2009 11:17 AM
bxgrl,
vous avez raison!
Posted by: Legion at October 13, 2009 11:18 AM
I'm gonna pass, but thanks anyway!
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 11:18 AM
"Uhhh, maybe ENY would like to volunteer his for modeling purposes?"
Uh, no. It only emerges under certain situations...
Posted by: East New York at October 13, 2009 11:21 AM
"Want to use my towel???"
Not after it's been warm by your cabana boy all morning!
Posted by: Biff Champion at October 13, 2009 11:21 AM
I meant "worn" but "warm" is probably also a propos.
Posted by: Biff Champion at October 13, 2009 11:22 AM
brageole
Posted by: Legion at October 13, 2009 11:22 AM
"Uh, no. It only emerges under certain situations..."
Like when you work underneath a well-endowed woman?
Posted by: Biff Champion at October 13, 2009 11:22 AM
There better be a nice juicy HOTD today.
Posted by: brownjokester at October 13, 2009 11:23 AM
Can't fault him, he is a married man after all.
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 11:24 AM
Has anyone seen jester? Or bodhi?
Posted by: CarrollGardened at October 13, 2009 11:24 AM
Yeah, I'm not allowed to use it off-site.
Posted by: East New York at October 13, 2009 11:26 AM
lol @ off-site!
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 11:28 AM
Is it my imagination or am I seeing an inkling of sunlight?
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 11:32 AM
Nope, It's getting sunny here, too!
Posted by: cobblehiller at October 13, 2009 11:37 AM
Sunny here in Manhattan.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 13, 2009 11:37 AM
But you seem to have a dark cloud of unpleasantness following you. :)
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 13, 2009 11:38 AM
Me too! I spent Sunday doing another fair with my friend- the day was incredibly beautiful!
Posted by: bxgrl at October 13, 2009 11:38 AM
"a dark cloud of unpleasantness"
that would be you, dibs :)
Posted by: bxgrl at October 13, 2009 11:40 AM
pretty sunny here in central NJ
Posted by: more4less at October 13, 2009 11:41 AM
Well, if someone wouldn't keep trying to push it over my way DAVE, then I'm sure it would pass.
Besides, it's nothing but some innocuous rumblings that amount to nothing.
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 11:41 AM
jester chimed in on some thread.. rent vs own or downtown rentals.
Posted by: Petebklyn at October 13, 2009 11:43 AM
jester chimed in on some thread.. rent vs own or downtown rentals.
Posted by: Petebklyn at October 13, 2009 11:43 AM
Did I mention it's nothing? yes? several times? O.k. just wanted to be sure.
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 11:43 AM
:-P
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 13, 2009 11:48 AM
Now this is a funny convo:
Quite apropos: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9PiqCeLEmM
Posted by: lechacal at October 13, 2009 11:53 AM
Does anyone have a good recipe for Red Bean Chili?
Posted by: cobblehiller at October 13, 2009 12:11 PM
Just use a can of Kidney beans along with your favorite seasonings and some sauteed onions.
But like a meatball, what is chili without ground beef??????
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 13, 2009 12:13 PM
I'm going to add ground beef, but I want to start with a really good red bean recipe — spicy, but not "too".
Posted by: cobblehiller at October 13, 2009 12:16 PM
I use the packs of seasoning..Old ElPaso or whatever is there...they come in Mild, Medium & Hot.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 13, 2009 12:20 PM
crushed tomatoes, tomato paste, cumin, onion and garlic powder, brown sugar, salt
Posted by: CG_ups at October 13, 2009 12:20 PM
That's not a bad blend Dave. I keep a few of those packets around. The cumin is the key.
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 12:22 PM
Seasoning packs could work, but I've got all the spices here, etc. It's the proportions that I need help with.
Ah, brown sugar, that's interesting, I didn't know Chili had that in it.
Posted by: cobblehiller at October 13, 2009 12:22 PM
And I want to use up a bunch of red and green peppers I have here.
Posted by: cobblehiller at October 13, 2009 12:24 PM
i put brown sugar or blackstrap molasses in everything.
Posted by: CG_ups at October 13, 2009 12:29 PM
CHiller - I also put a couple of TB of salsa in - don't know why but it gives extra zing.
Posted by: Arkady at October 13, 2009 12:30 PM
"i put brown sugar or blackstrap molasses in everything."
I would like to see some mo' brown sugar asses in a black strapless dress.
Posted by: Biff Champion at October 13, 2009 12:32 PM
Psych, cobble is making chili for dinner tonight!
Posted by: CarrollGardened at October 13, 2009 12:32 PM
I used cans of crushed tomatoes.
The cumin is always key!!!!
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 13, 2009 12:33 PM
Sometimes I don't know if I'm cumin or Goan.
Posted by: Biff Champion at October 13, 2009 12:35 PM
Oh g-d- please, nothing spicy. I almost wound up in the emergency room Sat. night.
Posted by: bxgrl at October 13, 2009 12:35 PM
I also add turmeric & crushed coriander seeds.
Posted by: Arkady at October 13, 2009 12:35 PM
My favorite spice is juniper berries. I add them to stews, ragus and osso bucco
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 13, 2009 12:37 PM
"Sometimes I don't know if I'm cumin"
Nope. I'm just not gonna touch this one. Not gonna do it.
Posted by: CarrollGardened at October 13, 2009 12:39 PM
- blackstrap molasses
I am now going to google.
Posted by: brownjokester at October 13, 2009 12:39 PM
I make sure there's cumin. Otherwise they don't get paid.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 13, 2009 12:41 PM
CG_ups, if I ever buy a 2 family house in hood you like, I would like to rent a unit to you - so I can drop by for lunch, dinner,....
Posted by: more4less at October 13, 2009 12:42 PM
- Nope. I'm just not gonna touch this one. Not gonna do it.
Said like a heterosexual male.
Posted by: brownjokester at October 13, 2009 12:42 PM
We've affected Mr. B.
He said "leaves us limp." in the COTD.
We win!
Posted by: brownjokester at October 13, 2009 12:44 PM
think carefully before you answer M4L, CG ups! :-)
Posted by: bxgrl at October 13, 2009 12:45 PM
bxgrl, to think I would've sheltered you if the big evil gave you the boot but now I need to reconsider
Posted by: more4less at October 13, 2009 12:54 PM
M4L- I'm protecting my options. If you rent to CG Ups where will I go? I'll feed you! (Although in all honesty I shudder to think how my cooking will affect human beings).
Posted by: bxgrl at October 13, 2009 12:58 PM
Cumin, yup, crushed tomatoes, check!
Posted by: cobblehiller at October 13, 2009 1:02 PM
i'm flattered m4l. thanks, i think? haha.
Posted by: CG_ups at October 13, 2009 1:03 PM
if my lease is up nov 1, should i be getting a lease renewal soon? i hope my rent doesn't go up. blergh.
Posted by: CG_ups at October 13, 2009 1:04 PM
Yes, CG.. And if you don't give notice the ll might not return your deposit in the event that you leave. You would think the ll would like to know this as well.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 13, 2009 1:08 PM
i'm just hoping that the situation rolls, same rent, no more paperwork. though i guess it's better to have a lease. my landlord is not a fan of paperwork so i wasn't expecting much in the way of formality.
Posted by: CG_ups at October 13, 2009 1:11 PM
bxgrl / CG_ups,
way mkt is holding up, don't think I'll buy anything for another year. would like to see if the price will come to me vs. me going to it.
bxgrl,
way I'm dilly dallying still on the crown heights unit, it'll be vacant for a long time. besides, the storage unit in basement is always available for worst case scenario
CG_ups,
you really think a rent hike is potentially in the mix?
Posted by: more4less at October 13, 2009 1:13 PM
Eugene Robinson wrote a great column today about the reaction to the Nobel Peace Prize.
Posted by: bxgrl at October 13, 2009 1:14 PM
according to my neighbors he raises it $25-100 yearly, including their recent renewals
Posted by: CG_ups at October 13, 2009 1:15 PM
M$L- i thought you were actually starting work on it? The rate you're going the kids will be in college and you can actually move in :-)
Posted by: bxgrl at October 13, 2009 1:15 PM
Thanks for the offer of the storage space. I love cozy places but this may go beyond what even I am able to cope with :-)
Posted by: bxgrl at October 13, 2009 1:17 PM
Anyone know who won the Nobel Cooking Prize this year?
Posted by: dittoburg at October 13, 2009 1:21 PM
CG ups - I'd ask for a lease if I were you.
Anyone heard from Snappy?
Posted by: Arkady at October 13, 2009 1:21 PM
Chessboxing.
Anyone else baffled by this concept.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOvZP5ylimo&feature=related
Posted by: brownjokester at October 13, 2009 1:22 PM
No, I just realized she's not around. I hope she's feeling ok.
Posted by: cobblehiller at October 13, 2009 1:23 PM
bxgrl, I have little faith in myself regarding the aptmt. Am in believe myself when it's done mode. Progress is being made but it's slower than even my slow progress expectations. think I'll end up gutting the bathrm and kitchen more than I anticipated.
Posted by: more4less at October 13, 2009 1:30 PM
THL and Cobble we all understand that you 2 love to get your "grub on", but on WHAT island those things are not discussed. please keep that crap here!
Oh the vat of blue cheese that youz smuggled in is being shipped back.
oink oinks! (translation= later gators)
** paid for by the citzens of What island***
Posted by: jack slade at October 13, 2009 1:37 PM
Oh boy!
Time to duck.
Posted by: brownjokester at October 13, 2009 1:43 PM
I think they also took the glasses and the ashtrays, jack.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 13, 2009 1:43 PM
Thanks goodness for 2pm meetings!
Posted by: Biff Champion at October 13, 2009 1:49 PM
I bet they did. You and biff are the biggest trouble makers!!
When will there be peace in the blogs back East???
Oh man it's too quite. I need some back up. Cats to the left of me. WTF Oh crap who threw that jar of Ragu at me.
Someone beam me back !! i dont like it here help!!
Posted by: jack slade at October 13, 2009 1:49 PM
then i guess this is the "nobody gives a shit" island.
Posted by: CG_ups at October 13, 2009 1:50 PM
Prior to our arrival not much was being discussed at all. MAJAH snoozefest at the self proclaimed- soon to be best blog in Brooklyn!
Jeez, and here we are sitting and waiting for What to send over a thank you card. So ungrateful!
Cobble- I notice they held onto the vinegar so they could sprinkle it liberally over their piss&moan.
Seems we missed a bunch of panties in our raid since I'm noticing there are so many still left bunched up!
LOL
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 1:51 PM
"Chessboxing.
Anyone else baffled by this concept.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOvZP5ylimo&feature=related
Posted by: brownjokester at October 13, 2009 1:22 PM"
Brains and brawn combined into one sport. I'm not good enough at either to be a contender but if anyone fancies a game of chess, you can find me on gameknot.
Posted by: the chicken at October 13, 2009 1:52 PM
Hey, look over here.
I can't get enough of these kinds of videos
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Cm1r3d2Qw4&feature=related
Posted by: brownjokester at October 13, 2009 1:52 PM
so umm.. schlong talk right? did someone say Bozack! Ok Im leaving and um to quote Eddie Murphy "demz just jokes".
peace out!
Posted by: jack slade at October 13, 2009 1:53 PM
No jack but that's a good one I haven't heard it in a while.
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 1:55 PM
I sure hope they don't choke on their desserts and cookies.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 13, 2009 1:56 PM
bxgrl,
the reason people are up in arms about the nobel peace prize is that many see this as a form of meddling by foreign interests.
no doubt, this should be expected since it is a form of asymmetrical diplomacy on the part of left leaning Europeans, but what is aggravating is the fact that they attempt to pass it off as some sort of consensus opinion on what is right in the world in their minds.
I guess I can't blame them for doing it, but let's see it for what it is these days.
I seem to recall last year around this time when they were giving out the nobel prize for literature and someone asked one of the judges why an American wasn't in contention, and the fool said something to the effect that, "we cannot let the US become the center of the cultural world..."
in other words, they were making judgements on literature based on political expediency.
Posted by: Legion at October 13, 2009 1:56 PM
Aw, did little jackie get sand in his panties? Aw, poor baby.
Yes, I took the glasses and the ashtrays, because they needed washing, they were filthy. You'll get them back on my next trip out to the beach. I'll bring some tissues, too, for the cry babies.
Posted by: cobblehiller at October 13, 2009 1:57 PM
"we cannot let the US become the center of the cultural world..."
Well, except for maybe Florence, it is.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 13, 2009 1:58 PM
bring your own toilet paper too.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 13, 2009 1:58 PM
bxgrl, which Eugene Robinson article are you referring to? Link, please. I used The Google, and he appears to have written at least 3 on Obama's Nobel since last Friday.
Posted by: CarrollGardened at October 13, 2009 2:02 PM
cg_ups...I'm a landlord that doesn't like paperwork either. Only time get lease is 1st one. Maybe 2nd if really wish for it. That is the limit. Since I'm assuming you are not in a rent regulated apt. , when have no lease you decide when moving.
Posted by: Petebklyn at October 13, 2009 2:03 PM
Ewwwww...I'd never use the bathroom over there.
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 2:04 PM
sorry cobble there's a no underwear rule on the island.
Posted by: jack slade at October 13, 2009 2:07 PM
Yeah, it's probably a joint compound bucket behind a tree.
Posted by: cobblehiller at October 13, 2009 2:07 PM
Women always complain about the bathroom. We keep a tidy ship over there miss. Just don't expect the seat to be down and look before you sit. And do no flush those things down the toilet.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 13, 2009 2:08 PM
Just as I thought, uncivilized.
Posted by: cobblehiller at October 13, 2009 2:08 PM
Are you kidding? They're probably just digging holes all over that beach. No wonder why they're so scared of sand.
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 2:09 PM
And NO PEEING IN THE POOL.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 13, 2009 2:10 PM
CG_ups, now that Pete mentions it, I, too, seem to recall only giving my tenants an initial lease, and I don't believe I ever gave them a renewal lease, though this is probably because my good tenants stayed on, and because they were good tenants I didn't raise their rent.
Posted by: CarrollGardened at October 13, 2009 2:10 PM
I gave mine a standard lease extension I got off of the internet.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 13, 2009 2:11 PM
Legion,
Don't know about the rest of Europe but certainly in the UK the reaction to Obama's Peace Prize was generally one of bemusement. Even though he is popular there, people seem to think it odd.
This is the very lukewarm editorial from the left-wing Guardian newspaper:
http://tiny.cc/rdwUp
and this from the center-right Times:
http://tiny.cc/J01eN
Posted by: etson at October 13, 2009 2:12 PM
Whatever Dave! We know you just keep coming back over here to use the loo.
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 2:12 PM
Ladies, have you signed up for the Island's membership Awards program???
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 13, 2009 2:13 PM
C Gar- today's WaPo.
Legion- you may be right but honestly considering the vitriol that has been hurled at Obama, I seriously don't think people like Rush Limbaugh care about foreign interests meddling. He just wants ammo to attack Obama. In fact, these days its obvious that the GOP cares nothing about the public, the country or anything but their own party interests. At least that's what the most vocal, right wing element would have us believe.
Posted by: bxgrl at October 13, 2009 2:13 PM
I think Legion's main point is spot on.
Moving past the issue of Obama's win, I really think a law should be passed that states that henceforth no sitting American president shall accept a Nobel Peace Prize or other such awards. He is in the middle of making a decision about what to do regarding Afghanistan, and this award is not helpful in that regard. No matter what he does, folks will wonder if his decision-making process was affected by the award.
Posted by: benson at October 13, 2009 2:17 PM
etson,
what have you been hearing in the UK about a conservative party victory there in the next elections?
Posted by: Legion at October 13, 2009 2:18 PM
Hola asshats! It's a great day to get out and enjoy some fresh fall air. I am alive! I was just feeling good and decided to roam around Bensonhurst and Bayridge today. Good day for it. What'd I miss?
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at October 13, 2009 2:20 PM
Conservatives in the lead but margin is slipping. You better be short dollars and long pounds when they do win.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 13, 2009 2:20 PM
Right- any excuse to bash him. He just authorized 13,000 more troops for Afghanistan. And kindly remember these 2 wars he inherited from the previous administration who never took the time to analyze and assess but instead shot their wad.
Posted by: bxgrl at October 13, 2009 2:20 PM
The Big O has enough real-world input for his decision & won't be swayed by Nobel considerations, just noble ones. (Knee jerking frenetically.)
Posted by: Arkady at October 13, 2009 2:21 PM
"Ladies, have you signed up for the Island's membership Awards program???"
Really?? Before they start developing anything of this nature I'd say an overhaul of the welcome wagon should be priority number one. I for one didn't really feel all that welcome! ;)
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 2:22 PM
And THUMBS UP! to cobblehiller and THL.
Posted by: bxgrl at October 13, 2009 2:22 PM
Snappy!!! We've been worried about you! Sign out the next time you go walkies!
Posted by: Arkady at October 13, 2009 2:23 PM
DIBS;
Question: do you believe the dollar has further to slide?
Posted by: benson at October 13, 2009 2:23 PM
"I for one didn't really feel all that welcome! "
Well then don't barge in and sit there rudely talking recipes with "that other one" and not even say hello.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 13, 2009 2:24 PM
Legion,
It's very likely that they will win. The fact that their vote is more evenly spread than Labour's means that it could be close in terms of seats in Parliament.
A Conservative victory in the UK would make very little difference wrt foreign policy beyond the EU. Both parties for now seem to be committed to an escalation in Afghanistan (a mistake in my opinion).
Posted by: etson at October 13, 2009 2:24 PM
"What'd I miss?"
A lot of talk about sausage and meatballs Snappy.
Posted by: CarrollGardened at October 13, 2009 2:24 PM
THL, What sorority welcomes a panty raid? Now if they'd had a tea, I might feel more comfy!
Posted by: cobblehiller at October 13, 2009 2:24 PM
They have guys over there running around offering to shoot up the BOT. Think they're bitter much?
Posted by: bxgrl at October 13, 2009 2:25 PM
benson...against the Pound if the conservatives win - YES
against the Euro - Not much
Against the Yen - Should turn soon.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 13, 2009 2:25 PM
This is true Cobble. We should have called first.
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 2:26 PM
Ok...sign out form is in the works! I've decided that I like Bensonhurst. Very pretty and so non-Parkslope I can't resist.
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at October 13, 2009 2:27 PM
You better take cover, bxgrl. Whether you see him or not, benson is here and he is armed and dangerous.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 13, 2009 2:27 PM
DIBS;
Thanks. I have a large investment in a EURO-PAC fund, and am thinking of liquidating.
Posted by: benson at October 13, 2009 2:27 PM
You behaved like a couple of old pushy UES New Yorkers.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 13, 2009 2:28 PM
- What'd I miss?
Just talk of man danglings.
Posted by: brownjokester at October 13, 2009 2:28 PM
bxgrl,
I hardly ever get to listen to Limbaugh. Frankly I think he's sometimes longwinded and overly convoluted in his perspective. I don't see him as the standard bearer of conservativism, I think that is left to individuals based on their own experiences. I do think that he articulates many of the foundations of conservativism well and without compromise and with an eye towards ratings, not unlike Bill Maher or David Letterman for that matter.
I never perceived Letterman or Fey or Maher as the democratic party but as democrats with a perspective.
Posted by: Legion at October 13, 2009 2:28 PM
etson, you've been neglecting your OT responsibilities lately. I'm just saying.
Posted by: CarrollGardened at October 13, 2009 2:29 PM
So next time, knock on the clubhouse door and answer with the secret code. Usually anything will work if you're bringing alcohol.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 13, 2009 2:29 PM
armed- yes. dangerous- hardly.
Posted by: bxgrl at October 13, 2009 2:29 PM
Did someone say panty raid? I used to love panty raids at camp, when everyone on Boys Campus would raid Girls Campus. Strange that Girls Campus never staged boxer / brief raids on Boys Campus though.
Posted by: CarrollGardened at October 13, 2009 2:30 PM
Snappy, Bensonhurst has my most favorite bakery in the world. I'd have insisted you bring back a cannoli had I known you'd have been there.
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 2:30 PM
very well said, legion. (I hate when I can't argue with you! :)
Posted by: bxgrl at October 13, 2009 2:30 PM
I've just been catching up...you ladies slay me! Ha!
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at October 13, 2009 2:31 PM
THL, which bakery? Maybe I'll have to dip in there to taste the goods next time I go.
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at October 13, 2009 2:31 PM
Snappy, Cobble and I took a stroll on the beach.
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 2:32 PM
bxgrl,
to be fair, Nixon inherited Vietnam from Kennedy and LBJ,
and Reagan inherited the Cold War from Truman,Eisenhower,LBJ,Nixon,Ford and Carter.
It's the luck of the draw.
The trick is to lead the nation and protect the constituition at the same time.
Posted by: Legion at October 13, 2009 2:32 PM
"So next time, knock on the clubhouse door and answer with the secret code."
Time for the Little Rascals. Reminds me of The-He-Man-Woman-Haters-Club.
Posted by: CarrollGardened at October 13, 2009 2:32 PM
thanks benson. ^5
Posted by: Legion at October 13, 2009 2:33 PM
CGar, were you wearing panties back then or is that a relatively new phenomenon???
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 13, 2009 2:33 PM
Villabate- 18th Ave @71st St.
Had my wedding cake made there.
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 2:35 PM
Can't say I've ever worn panties, dave, not even during role play.
Posted by: CarrollGardened at October 13, 2009 2:35 PM
"They have guys over there running around offering to shoot up the BOT. Think they're bitter much?"
Queen B (B is for Bitter yay!) herself- geeze calm down and stop exaggerating.
THL and Cobble it was rude. No one was hostile twds yall.
Cobble your post yesterday shitted kinda hard.
Posted by: jack slade at October 13, 2009 2:35 PM
Approach to the beach...
http://tinyurl.com/ygs88lm
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 13, 2009 2:36 PM
- panty raid
Every time that phrase was used, I read it as pantry raid.
I'm hungry.
Posted by: brownjokester at October 13, 2009 2:36 PM
I'll check it out next time THL.
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at October 13, 2009 2:36 PM
Jack, by all means, slip into a well worn leather chair, and make yourself at home. (But, check your weapons with the concierge first, please.)
Posted by: CarrollGardened at October 13, 2009 2:38 PM
jack- I speak the truth- and if anyone needs to clam down, or is bitter, its certainly you. You're the one who offered to come over here and empty 2 clips on us- whatever your beef is , I suggest since you hate all of us so much, you stay over there and stew in your own boredom.
Posted by: bxgrl at October 13, 2009 2:38 PM
"Cobble your post yesterday sh*tted kinda hard."
What post is that Jackie Boy?
Posted by: cobblehiller at October 13, 2009 2:38 PM
And for the record jack- I didn't mention you or call you names. You must have a guilty conscience.
Posted by: bxgrl at October 13, 2009 2:39 PM
thanks pete and cg'ed. will hope that no lease = same rent and no problem. i'm a pretty good tenant i think. quiet, pay rent early and by bank check each month (he cashes them as late as the 14th, so it annoys me to think i have money that is technically spent), no complaints about fixing stuff. i've become very handy with DIY around the apartment!
Posted by: CG_ups at October 13, 2009 2:39 PM
What He-men?
Posted by: bxgrl at October 13, 2009 2:40 PM
cobble, with all your galavanting, please tell me we're still having chili for dinner?!
Posted by: CarrollGardened at October 13, 2009 2:40 PM
Cargar, we have a concierge now? But PLUSA funds are low! How is he/she being paid?
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at October 13, 2009 2:42 PM
- please tell me we're still having chili for dinner?!
It's kinda getting chili in here right now.
Posted by: brownjokester at October 13, 2009 2:42 PM
OK- I strongly suggest people read the latest what post on his open thread. that should tell people everything they need to know.
Posted by: bxgrl at October 13, 2009 2:42 PM
Oh brother, here we go again.....
Posted by: benson at October 13, 2009 2:42 PM
Onion Soup tonight CGar, Chili tomorrow. Sorry!
Posted by: cobblehiller at October 13, 2009 2:42 PM
CGar,
OT was unintelligable for a couple of weeks. I understand it again now it's about boobs & schlongs.
Also have been busier with work (still clinging on by fingernails!) and (awesome) family visit last week.
Posted by: etson at October 13, 2009 2:42 PM
Trust me, CGar, it'll be VERY chilli.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 13, 2009 2:43 PM
CG_ups, it sounds like you're an ideal tenant, so I can't imagine your landlord wouldn't want to maintain the status quo, particularly in a soft rental market.
Posted by: CarrollGardened at October 13, 2009 2:44 PM
WTF people. enough with this stupid blog wars shite.
Posted by: CG_ups at October 13, 2009 2:45 PM
Ummm, bxgrl, he's referring to the infighting that started here, among PLUSAs
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 13, 2009 2:46 PM
"we have a concierge now? But PLUSA funds are low! How is he/she being paid"
Sexual favors, of course, the currency of PLUSAs
Posted by: CarrollGardened at October 13, 2009 2:47 PM
- he's referring to the infighting that started here, among PLUSAs
As always speaking on everyone's behalf.
Posted by: brownjokester at October 13, 2009 2:48 PM
I suggest you read exactly what he said.
Posted by: bxgrl at October 13, 2009 2:48 PM
You mean this statement Bxgrl:
"I'm not going to get upset, I'm waiting for Oct 15, 2009. That's where I get me revenge from. Somebody is going to get "f*cked up', mark my words! This thing is personal now and not limited to the internet."
Sounds like it's going to be one heck of a get together!
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 2:48 PM
Today was my last day of steroids...soon there will be beer...HOORAY!
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at October 13, 2009 2:49 PM
Does he have you on retainer Dave?
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 2:49 PM
How long does it take to clear out of your system Snappy?
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 2:50 PM
"OT was unintelligable for a couple of weeks. I understand it again now it's about boobs & schlongs"
Etson, you've come up with a great name for the bar: Boobs & Schlongs
Posted by: CarrollGardened at October 13, 2009 2:50 PM
I'm not sure THL, but I plan to have a beer by Saturday!
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at October 13, 2009 2:52 PM
Cobble the one on display on the island.
Queen B Get a life it's a blog. Your buddy stated that she just pimped slapped a ho and you gave her a high 5. Imagine if i wrote that? You'd probbaly send a note to MR B.
Thanks Carroll, Can I sit in the "big wheel with spin out action" by the door just incase I have to scram?
Posted by: jack slade at October 13, 2009 2:52 PM
CarGar- I was thinking Beasts & Children might be appropriate. :-)
Posted by: bxgrl at October 13, 2009 2:53 PM
Did we ever resolve the Meatball Imbroglio?????
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 13, 2009 2:53 PM
It's clearly time for today's round of Re-name That Body Part! What's next? The derriere. Talk amongst yourselves.
Posted by: CarrollGardened at October 13, 2009 2:53 PM
""Cobble your post yesterday sh*tted kinda hard.""
I'm waiting Jackie Boy. Show me the post.
Posted by: cobblehiller at October 13, 2009 2:53 PM
Oh, never knew you meant we should open *that* kind of a bar, CGar.
Can't wait to start the staff 'interviews' in that case.
Posted by: etson at October 13, 2009 2:54 PM
I'd love to talk about derrieres. I'm a real ass man.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 13, 2009 2:55 PM
The one about the stats? Oh please. Grow a pair, you big sissy.
Posted by: cobblehiller at October 13, 2009 2:55 PM
Probably not a bad idea, Jack. I used to love my Big Wheel. Even more than my Hoppity Hop.
Posted by: CarrollGardened at October 13, 2009 2:55 PM
etson, we have a large amount of money put together already over on Asshat Hill to open a strip club. We are already interviewing talent.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 13, 2009 2:56 PM
Cargar, you make an excellent game show host. Move over Gene Rayburn! (may he rest in peace!)
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at October 13, 2009 2:56 PM
double yawn
Posted by: dirty_hipster at October 13, 2009 2:57 PM
Then play already, Snappy!
Posted by: CarrollGardened at October 13, 2009 2:59 PM
OH NO! Nobody bumps my Match Game host out of the way!
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 2:59 PM
CGar- Sit 'n Spin!
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 3:00 PM
Hey, DH! 'sup?!
Posted by: CarrollGardened at October 13, 2009 3:01 PM
Charles Nelson Reilly hosting....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCM-58J_3Ig
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 13, 2009 3:01 PM
LOL...I do love Gene Rayburn so. He was my all time favorite. That was the best gameshow in history.
Cargar...what's the category?
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at October 13, 2009 3:02 PM
Sorry I'll have to miss the End of the World Party, but I have a prior obligation that evening: namely, an alcohol-free reception at the Saudi Embassy here in DC. I've been to one event there already - they have an amazing juice selection! The food is pretty good too.
Posted by: sixyearsandcounting at October 13, 2009 3:02 PM
well cobble its on display so I guess it meant something.
Laters.
*Rear deflector sheilds up! Rickity Rocket Blast Off----->
Posted by: jack slade at October 13, 2009 3:03 PM
jack- you have a serious problem- with reading. Since you and I haven't had much in the way of interaction I can't imagine what your beef is but so be it. If you feel the need to call me names and act like a 5 year old, there's nothing I can do about it. I'm not the one posting on AHOT whining about us over here. And now I'm done with you.
Oh- one more thing- I don't waste my time or Mr. B's on crap like this. I save it for the real problems-
Posted by: bxgrl at October 13, 2009 3:03 PM
"Oh, never knew you meant we should open *that* kind of a bar, CGar"
Etson, whatever it takes. I'm very open-minded. Besides, it'll keep you away from drinking all our booze.
Posted by: CarrollGardened at October 13, 2009 3:03 PM
OK- I strongly suggest people read the latest what post on his open thread. that should tell people everything they need to know.
Posted by: bxgrl at October 13, 2009 2:42 PM
I'll pass. I rather ignore than add to click count
Posted by: more4less at October 13, 2009 3:04 PM
I think I'm going to pass on the Union Hall event too. I'd prefer to go to the more informal meet-ups.
Posted by: benson at October 13, 2009 3:05 PM
- Back from my meeting.
- Going through posts from the last hour.
- Trying to schedule another meeting as soon as possible!
Posted by: Biff Champion at October 13, 2009 3:06 PM
"Cargar...what's the category?"
Snappy, this afternoon on Re-Name That Body Part, euphemisms for ass.
Posted by: CarrollGardened at October 13, 2009 3:06 PM
DIBS, you brought a marker and nametags to the First Annual End of the World Party. I think we'll need hazmat suits and flame throwers at this one.
Posted by: Biff Champion at October 13, 2009 3:08 PM
I'm with you, DH, this is getting tired. What's latest is a bit disconcerting, however. There were times before -- about a year ago -- where I thought he tipping toward the edge of real threats of violence. Not sure what to make of the latest. But it seems pointless to have the same tired political arguments, the same obsession with who posts on whose blog, etc.
Anyone intersted in houses and real estate? Maybe there's a market for a blog on the topic.
Posted by: slopefarm at October 13, 2009 3:08 PM
flesh pillow
Posted by: bxgrl at October 13, 2009 3:08 PM
Cargar, now there's a category that could go on for hours!
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at October 13, 2009 3:09 PM
^^^^^^
just beating everyone else to it.
Posted by: Biff Champion at October 13, 2009 3:09 PM
You mean Union hall is not informal? is there a dress code?
or is it just an excuse because some people don't want to be associated with union.
Posted by: Petebklyn at October 13, 2009 3:10 PM
slopefarm- the own/rent threads are interesting today.
Posted by: bxgrl at October 13, 2009 3:10 PM
"NM what's up with u CarGar?
Longest day ever"
NM here either, DH. Think we're both going through the same drill this week. And, yeah, WTF, this day is dragging on - I can't believe it's only 3pm! Any new / good music to recommend?
Posted by: CarrollGardened at October 13, 2009 3:10 PM
Hey sixyears! How is DC treating you, aside from swanky receptions at foreign embassies?
Posted by: etson at October 13, 2009 3:11 PM
I've got a real estate question! Where is Mill Basin/Old Mill Basin (same place?). Saw some houses for sale in a RE booklet there and curious. Nice prices.
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at October 13, 2009 3:11 PM
Badunkadunk
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 3:12 PM
Pete, Union Hall is informal.
But please remember to bring your ID so you don't get CMU'ed.
Posted by: Biff Champion at October 13, 2009 3:12 PM
six years, nice to "see" you! How goes school? And can it really be called a "reception" if they aren't serving booze?
Posted by: CarrollGardened at October 13, 2009 3:12 PM
For new music I cheat and take the freebies off Itunes each week. If I like it, score! If not, oh well...didn't cost me anything.
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at October 13, 2009 3:13 PM
THL is the Queen of Mill Basin real estate posts
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 13, 2009 3:13 PM
I think Snappy won the lotto and just doesn't want to tell any of us. She's been looking at different nabes and houses.
VERY INTERESTING...
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 3:13 PM
Snappy;
Old Mill Basin is north of Ave. U, and moderately priced.
Mill Basin is south of Ave U (the penninsula that sticks into the water) and is very expensive.
Posted by: benson at October 13, 2009 3:14 PM
Did I miss any good ass talk???
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 13, 2009 3:15 PM
JOKE TIME!!!!
The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office.
The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.
The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, Which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable.'
I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it,' says Grandpa. 'How about a demonstration?'
The auditor thinks for a moment and said, 'Okay. Go ahead.'
Grandpa says, 'I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.'
The auditor thinks a moment and says, 'It's a bet.'
Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops.
Grandpa says, 'Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye.'
Now the auditor can tell Grandpa isn't blind, so he takes the bet.
Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye..
The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Grandpa's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.
'Want to go double or nothing?' Grandpa asks 'I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.'
The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again.
Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor's desk.
The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win.
But Grandpa's own attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.
'Are you okay?' the auditor asks.
'Not really,' says the attorney. 'This morning, when Grandpa told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and piss all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it!'
Don't Mess with Old People!!
Posted by: Kensingtonian at October 13, 2009 3:15 PM
One more thing. Both Mill Basins (old and new) are east of Flatbush Ave.
Posted by: benson at October 13, 2009 3:15 PM
LOL THL! I wish! Although I did buy a ticket for tonight's mega. Wish me luck :) If I win I'll proudly show off my new digs in Bensonhurst to everyone!
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at October 13, 2009 3:16 PM
One more thing. Both areas are poorly served by public transporation. A car is an absolute necessity in both areas.
Posted by: benson at October 13, 2009 3:16 PM
Indeed.
You want glitz Snappy? I got Glitz.
You was Glamor? I got Glamor.
You want a wedding staircase? I got wedding staircases.
White Lacquer and old trim?
It's all right here waiting for you in fabulous Millbasin!
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 3:16 PM
Mill Basin is area east of Flatbush avenue before FloydBenett field but after Kings plaza- many houses have docks. Very nice homes. Old Mill basin is like behind Kings Plaza. Not real mass transit friendly.
Posted by: Petebklyn at October 13, 2009 3:18 PM
benson, i got to have some republican to talk to thursday night. Can only chat with these nutjobs so long. :)
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 13, 2009 3:19 PM
Oh no! White lacquer??? AAAAAAUUUGHHHHH!
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at October 13, 2009 3:19 PM
"White Lacquer and old trim? "
What was I thinking??!! It's GOLD trim no old trim. We rip out anything old and replace it with something schmacy!
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 3:19 PM
that was hilarious!
Posted by: bxgrl at October 13, 2009 3:20 PM
(I meant the grandpa joke)
Posted by: bxgrl at October 13, 2009 3:20 PM
ROFL, Kens!
Posted by: CarrollGardened at October 13, 2009 3:20 PM
Hmmmm...no transport? I'll stick to Bensonhurst then. How the hell is it that NYC in 2009 has massive areas where there is not a train in sight? Jeesh.
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at October 13, 2009 3:21 PM
Oh, well if it's gold trim then I'm in! Brass is making a comeback baby! LOL
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at October 13, 2009 3:22 PM
Ok, since we're on the topic. Here is the TTOTD (Throwback Thread of the Day).
I present to you all, the Dyker Heights "Mansion" Thread
http://www.brownstoner.com/brownstoner/archives/2008/07/dyker_heights_m.php#comments
http://tinyurl.com/yjzh926
Posted by: Biff Champion at October 13, 2009 3:22 PM
anyone know why Ceol on Smith st was closed by city? - sign says lacking license- which license?
Posted by: Petebklyn at October 13, 2009 3:22 PM
Thank goodness you cleared that up, THL. I almost lost all respect for you ;)
Posted by: bxgrl at October 13, 2009 3:23 PM
Etson, CGar - things are going well here. No money but life is good! I'll have some Saudi Champagne (far preferable to Saudi Blue Mocktail) in honor of all you PLUSAs Thursday evening.
Posted by: sixyearsandcounting at October 13, 2009 3:24 PM
maybe liquor license expired?
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at October 13, 2009 3:24 PM
"well cobble its on display so I guess it meant something.
Laters.
*Rear deflector sheilds up! Rickity Rocket Blast Off----->"
It meant that What is enjoying his blog. And he liked that I mentioned it. That's what it meant. You wanna read something more into that Jack? LOL!
Posted by: cobblehiller at October 13, 2009 3:26 PM
six years, good to hear. Let us know when you're coming to the City, so we can get together for drinks (obviously).
Posted by: CarrollGardened at October 13, 2009 3:27 PM
Six...be a true PLUSA and sneak a can of beer in there under your shirt :-)
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at October 13, 2009 3:28 PM
so i went to my old doctor in chelsea because it;s closer to work and it's open 24/7 now! it's kind of a walk-in clinic a bit on the ghetto side, i never realized that before til today. first off i was there waiting like 3 hours, then an hour stuck in a tiny room and i almost filled my bag with bandaids and tongue depressors but i was afraid there was a hidden camera in the room. anyway, when i signed up on the walk-in sheet i looked at the people ahead of me and someone was signed in, and in the comments section it said 'bedbug bites' ugh! i scanned around the waiting room trying to guess which person was the one with possible bed bugs on them. i clutched my bag as close to my body the whole time and when i left i shook all my clothes out just in case!
anyway, i was prescribed three drugs.. an anti inflammatory, a muscle relaxor (wound up giving myself a muscle spasm from coughing so much and hard.. i can hardly move my head it hurt so bad (last night i thought i caused a collapsed lung, but it was just a muscle spasm) also a giant drama queen came into the clinic screaming and moaning saying he had back spasms lol. i never saw anyone act like that before, they asked if he was having heart problems or smoething then i think they just sent him to the hospital. i heard all this from the little room i was stuck in for an hour.
ugh, and the third thing they prescribed was an inhaler for a month, advair. the damn thing cost me 161 dollars at the pharmacy!!!! the other two prescriptions werent that expensive. apparently i have smoe kind of resipratory infection or something. they didnt even look in my throat. he just listened to my breathing and asked me if i knew i wheezed. :-/ i asked him what wheezing was (he didnt answer), and then told me to quit smoking. double ugh. so i guess i really do have to quit, especially after this horrible whatever it is i have, he really didnt even say. i guess it's not contagious or anything so that's good. i dont know how im going to quit smoking, it's my third most favorite thing to do in the entire world!!
i feel like such a skeezey trashbag.
*rob*
Posted by: Butterfly at October 13, 2009 3:28 PM
Snappy, you might change you mind and decide on Millbasin after yu see this beauty.
Can you say CURB CUT??? ahhhhh...see....
http://tinyurl.com/yj2y2wf
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 3:28 PM
Hey...where's Rob? Did he go to the doctor? Is he alive and kicking?
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at October 13, 2009 3:29 PM
DIBS;
To be quite blunt: I don't go to any event where I have to check my balls in at the door.
That's not meant to be an antagonistic statement, that's just how I feel at the moment, and I don't pretend to smile when I feel that way. That's just me.
Posted by: benson at October 13, 2009 3:30 PM
Phew...there you are Rob. Stay in bed!
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at October 13, 2009 3:30 PM
WHOOOOOAAAAA! THL, those wing-y things at the top of that house scared me silly!
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at October 13, 2009 3:31 PM
rob- ou poor thing! You have to take better care of yourself- you are majorly sick. (and not a skeezey trashbag!)
Posted by: bxgrl at October 13, 2009 3:32 PM
Rob, what is the second most favorite thing????
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 13, 2009 3:32 PM
"it's my third most favorite thing to do in the entire world!!"
*rob*, as Jon Stewart would say, "Go onnnnnnnnn"! In first place, we have . . . And the runner up is . . .
Posted by: CarrollGardened at October 13, 2009 3:32 PM
Nice right? imaging having your morning coffee out on the front balcony with Pia.
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 3:33 PM
What the hell are those dormers on the top floor????????
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 13, 2009 3:34 PM
Pia would never allow herself to be seen in such a dwelling. As regal as she is, she much prefers dumpy one bedrooms with carpet :) Hari however expressed some interest in climbing those drapes! Pia then called him "common." LOL
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at October 13, 2009 3:35 PM
PS, *rob*, you're not "a skeezey trashbag"!
Posted by: CarrollGardened at October 13, 2009 3:37 PM
Snappy,
Did I happen to share with you the photo I use on all my real estate listings?
http://tinyurl.com/3xgp34
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 3:38 PM
Rob, this wasn't your doctor was it?
http://www.dlisted.com/node/34338
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 3:40 PM
The red lighting on this one almost induced seizures for me:
http://tinyurl.com/yfgekgm
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at October 13, 2009 3:40 PM
ROFL THL! That's awesome...but can't you get the hair any bigger? It's slackin' a little on the side :)
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at October 13, 2009 3:41 PM
OK, THL, those dormers ARE bizarre - they look like gladiator helmets in profile
Posted by: CarrollGardened at October 13, 2009 3:41 PM
haha snappy, you have to go through metal detectors and they scan your bags to get in!
Posted by: sixyearsandcounting at October 13, 2009 3:42 PM
THL, I don't know what that last link is, but it's blocked here - I just got a big "RESTRICTED!" message
Posted by: CarrollGardened at October 13, 2009 3:44 PM
Snappy believe it or not I posted that house maybe a year ago. I'll NEVER forget the lighting or staged balloon room?!?!? WTF???
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 3:44 PM
We've seen those balloons before.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 13, 2009 3:44 PM
THL, the front of the Mill Basin home looks like a cat!
No wonder you love it.
Posted by: Biff Champion at October 13, 2009 3:44 PM
Biff- you are so right~!
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 3:46 PM
Darn Six! That blows!
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at October 13, 2009 3:47 PM
I was just next door and couldn't help but notice that The What is the only black guy on the blog. Has he got some door policy or something?
Posted by: dittoburg at October 13, 2009 3:48 PM
The balloons were hysterical!
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at October 13, 2009 3:48 PM
Sorry I forget you all get block from Dlisted.
I'm posting it on my blog for a minute so you guys can see...
http://tinyurl.com/yfqcds9
Rob if this was your physician you need to get a second opinion STAT!
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 3:49 PM
seems like many are backing out from the gathering and then that threat from you know who, I'll just hang out with my son this Thurs.
Posted by: more4less at October 13, 2009 3:50 PM
rob,
did he say bronchitis?
be careful, can lead to pneumonia or pericarditis.
Posted by: Legion at October 13, 2009 3:51 PM
Snappy, if it's drapes Hari wants I thin this is the home for him:
http://tinyurl.com/yk6m3aa
Pia can go nap in the sauna.
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 3:53 PM
Nice throwback thread, biff. Reminds me of how the OT started. We all waited for THL to post some Mill Basin piece of fabulousness on the HOTD thread and then the hijacking er hijinks ensued. Nice to be reminded that propjoe was an equal opportunity bigot, not just anti-semitic, and that the rest of us were merely taste-ist. Amazing to think that from such inauspicious lows, the OT could yet fall so far.
Posted by: slopefarm at October 13, 2009 3:54 PM
OMG...had to clean my peepers...thought that was a huge spider web! Hari would love that!
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at October 13, 2009 3:56 PM
so Rob, we now have to ask what are your 2 favorite things if smoking is 3rd.
And wake up and face reality, boy, the cigarettes are killing you.(besides costing $$ that could be better spent than handing over to capitalist money hungry death merchants). Already getting weakened lung capacity.
Wake up and face reality.
Posted by: Petebklyn at October 13, 2009 3:57 PM
THL, that was NOT something I needed to see!
Posted by: CarrollGardened at October 13, 2009 3:58 PM
m4l, don't back out - I was counting on dueling with you on Thursday!
Speaking of, slopefarm, will you be at Union Hall?
Posted by: CarrollGardened at October 13, 2009 3:59 PM
Slopefarm;
As 6 years pointed out at the end of the Dyker Heights thread, if you ever want to know why the democrats can't capture the red states, look no further. I don't mean that in an antagonistic way (believe it or not). My grandfather and father were staunch democrats (though my father later switched to conservative as time went by). He, like I, felt that the party had left me.
Though we have different political philosophies, I share your concern about how the middle has vanished. Once again, I would advise you: look no further than that thread.
Posted by: benson at October 13, 2009 4:01 PM
Those were the days Slope.
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 4:01 PM
"Amazing to think that from such inauspicious lows, the OT could yet fall so far."
Who knows...this time next year we might look back and reflect on how civilized it was back in October 2009! Lord help us all.
Posted by: Biff Champion at October 13, 2009 4:02 PM
http://tinyurl.com/yj22zty
First bathroom pic...what is that on the tub? A handle? glass front?
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at October 13, 2009 4:02 PM
Biff, I think the OT abyss on the What's blag is soaking up some of the lows that would otherwise have been displayed here.
Posted by: dittoburg at October 13, 2009 4:05 PM
What a bunch of architectural crap. I don't care who they belong to but those houses are monstrocities of the worst order.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 13, 2009 4:05 PM
That's one of those swing out doors for people with special needs who can't climb over tub walls.
The only problem I find with it is you need to sit in the tub while the whole thing drains out before you can open the door. Brrrrr!!!
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 4:05 PM
"Those were the days..."
Anyone else singing the theme song from All In the Family right about now? :)
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at October 13, 2009 4:05 PM
Oh...that makes sense. I was wondering if that was some new fancy tub bling I'd never heard of before!
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at October 13, 2009 4:09 PM
the doctor didnt mention bronchitis. he didnt exactly say much of anything other than saying i was wheezing and that the pain i had was a spasm from the intense coughing. im reading the possible side effects of this inhaler and im like wtf!?
these side effects are i went to the doctor anyway!
increase in music
change in mucus color
fever
chills
increased cough
increased breathing complications
rash
hives swelling of the face,mouth, and tongue
breathing problems (wtf?)
increased blood pressure
a fast and irregular heartbeat
chest pain
headache
tremor
nervousness
weakened immune system and a higher chance for infections
lower bone mineral density
eye problems including glaucoma and cataracts
slowed growth in children (well at least i dont have to worry about THAT one) :-/
the damn thing costs more than a used xbox360! and it might cause all that crazy stuff? im gonna use it because it was s oexpensive but im afraid :( i have a followup appointment next tuesday though. im sure that's when he tells me i have emphashema or lung cancer or something and im going to be that annoying person with no nose whose commercial runs like every 2 minutes on every channel.
the reason i said i felt like a skeezy trashbag earlier is because ive noticed that when a doctor finds out your a smoker, you get treated worse like youre some kind of leper who deserves what happens to you and that youre wasting their time, which is kind of how i felt today and got that impression from him, and other doctors in the past actually for various related things. and in a sense i can totally understand that, but it still sucks.
the thing is that i know it should be easy to quit, and i hate that people seem to make a big deal about it because if i quit i do not want my entire to revolve around quitting smoking, that's just annoying. plus if i gain the inevitable 10-15 pounds that comes with it i don't think i'd be very happy and would just want to smoke again. gaaah. i think im going to ask for a prescription for Chantix to see how it goes. the gum and patches didnt help me. the gum was okay to replace cigs for a day or so, and the patch helped for like 3 days max at one time, but the patches made me feel sick.. tho i know when you quit smoking you do wind up getting pretty sick. i think i need someone to literally beat me into not smoking or something.
on tyra right now, 2 year olds who curse and swear lol. they are SO cute! ugh, i hate being at home in the middle of the day, i cant wait to get back to work tomorrow.
*rob*
Posted by: Butterfly at October 13, 2009 4:12 PM
"these side effects are i went to the doctor anyway!
increase in music"
Increase in music??? I hope it's an artist you like.
Posted by: Biff Champion at October 13, 2009 4:14 PM
on tyra right now, 2 year olds who curse and swear lol.
So Tyra is about as classy as Jerry Springer???
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 13, 2009 4:15 PM
Rob, do not go back to work tomorrow. You need to rest and get better. Don't go breathing on people.
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at October 13, 2009 4:15 PM
"2 year olds who curse and swear lol. they are SO cute"
I wonder where on earth they could possibly be learning to speak those words. Can't imagine.
Posted by: dittoburg at October 13, 2009 4:15 PM
LOL i meant increase in mucus. not increase in music.
*rob*
Posted by: Butterfly at October 13, 2009 4:17 PM
No Dave,
She's much classier because at the end of the exploitation hour she'll deliver a sound sentence or two to them about being good kids and minding their manners. Then she'll flash the tranny smile and cue the mucus! Oops, I mean music!
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 4:18 PM
tho most new music these days could aptly be described as mucus.
*rob*
Posted by: Butterfly at October 13, 2009 4:18 PM
I thought we were going to have some nice meaty ass talk???
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 13, 2009 4:18 PM
Don't be jealous!
Posted by: Mill Basin Millie at October 13, 2009 4:19 PM
Is Tyra a tranny???
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 13, 2009 4:19 PM
ROb, stay home tomorrow. Stay on the sofa and cuddle with your dog. Do not go back until you start to feel better.
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 4:19 PM
No, not technically. She just plays one on TV.
She wears so much makeup she just looks like she's mastered the tuck game.
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 4:20 PM
"tho most new music these days could aptly be described as mucus."
Good one, Rob!
Posted by: Biff Champion at October 13, 2009 4:21 PM
Remember when people were wondering if Tyra would become the next Oprah? I guess that conversation is dead!
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at October 13, 2009 4:23 PM
benson,
I hear you, and sometimes I do roll my eyes (ears?) at the tone deafness of some on the liberal side. (I will refrain here from saying what I think about some on the other side, but you can guess.) But there is a bunch of gray area in that thread. For example, propjoe wrote some of the most overtly anti-Italian garbage. I would hardly assume he is a liberal democrat. Who knows what he is? Also, is there room to mock architecture on a real estate blog without engaging in offensive cultural stereotyping? It can descend into cultural condescension really fast but I am not sure where the line is absent truly bigoted statements. Not to mention all the cracks about stroller moms and c-f everytime the Slope comes up. Sometimes Mr. B was accused of race/class warfare for postings about crime in Clinton Hill. Sometimes for not posting. So there is a lot of stereotyping and sensitivity to go around.
Nonetheless, I am glad you keep posting about the good things to be found in the outer parts of southern Brooklyn.
Posted by: slopefarm at October 13, 2009 4:24 PM
"Maybe. Most likely on the late side."
Good deal, Slope. I'll still be there on the late side, I'm sure.
Posted by: CarrollGardened at October 13, 2009 4:25 PM
I just satisfied a craving for Ramen Noodles and Ice Cream.
Posted by: brownjokester at October 13, 2009 4:28 PM
snappy, the doc didnt say i was contageous. i have to go back to work tomorrow, i dont have any sick days left this year. i cant afford another day off with no pay. plus i dont want to be the next one laid off, for taking too many sick days!! granted they SENT me home yesterday cuz i was coughing so much, but at least it's not contageous, id assume, he never said one way or the other, but if it's a chest infection it probably isnt spreadable. ill carry around lysol with me.
on a lighter note while i was waiting for my prescriptions to be filled i decided to treat myself to lunch. ugh, of all the places to eat in chelsea i chose to go to pizza hut because their pasta in a bread bowl ad in the window looked good. ugh. it was SO bad. i wound up not even wanting to eat the bowl (which is made of bread). i chose the three cheese macaroni and cheese, but i only tasted one cheese!
*rob*
Posted by: Butterfly at October 13, 2009 4:29 PM
"I'll still be there on the late side, I'm sure."
And, even if I have more than 6 drinks, I'll still be there on the straight side, I'm sure.
Should we have Tshirts printed on Friday that say:
"I Survived the 2nd Anuual End of the World Party"?
Posted by: Biff Champion at October 13, 2009 4:30 PM
BJ, that's some combo. Have you decided to come to Union Hall?
Posted by: CarrollGardened at October 13, 2009 4:30 PM
Rob, they will hate you more for coughing on them than staying home one more day.
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at October 13, 2009 4:33 PM
tomorrow's tyra is entitled Gross People. they showed one chick in the commercial who likes to eat her boogers cuz 'they taste like ham and baloney'. :-/ she then proceeds to pull one out of her nose and stick it in her mouth as the audience hoots and hollers and screams ewwww!!! i like how tyra scrapes the bottom of the barrel of attention whores hahha. and you people really dont know what # 1 and # 2 are!?!?
*rob*
Posted by: Butterfly at October 13, 2009 4:33 PM
- "I Survived the 2nd Anuual End of the World Party"?
U sure U have the spelling right?
Posted by: brownjokester at October 13, 2009 4:34 PM
Slopefarm;
I agree with alot of what you say, and feel like I have the same temperament, though it doesn't come across on this blog (it seems).
There is no doubt that there is a fine line between good-natured parody and condescension. One doesn't want a PC regime (in either direction). Parody is a good thing.
I may be wrong, but I think that we are WAY over the line in this thread. Just note one thing: at the time of this Dyker Heights thread, PropJoe was already a well-known commodity, and he was practically persona non grata. As opposed to most threads back in that time (and I was around alot back then) note that PropJoe is given almost a hero's welcome in this one. You are right - we can't guess at PropJoe's political afiliation (in fact, even his race and ethnicity were in question) but we can be certain of the leanings of the large majority of folks who were applauding him.
Posted by: benson at October 13, 2009 4:34 PM
My brother was on Tyra's "America's Next Top Model." If you saw the episode from late last year where the models went to a professional fashion shoot, and they were photographed by a real fashion photographer (a black guy with dreadlocks), that's my brother.
That's also the only episode of that show I've ever watched!
Posted by: East New York at October 13, 2009 4:40 PM
- BJ, that's some combo.
Yes, I love the noodles and ice crea. What can I say, it's my name sake.
- Have you decided to come to Union Hall?
Yes, I've decided.
Posted by: brownjokester at October 13, 2009 4:40 PM
It's that holier-than-thou, supercilious casuistry I can't stand.
Posted by: Arkady at October 13, 2009 4:42 PM
Intel really beat the estimates by a wide margin.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 13, 2009 4:43 PM
ENY- Rob and I both watch that show (I think Snappy too?). Kudos to your brother, I give those photographers a lot of credit. They pull out some amazing shots with those girls.
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 4:43 PM
Snappy, Where'd you go!?
Posted by: cobblehiller at October 13, 2009 4:44 PM
Oh sorry, I didn't see your post! : P
Posted by: cobblehiller at October 13, 2009 4:44 PM
ENY, does your brother post here on the Forum ocassionally???
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 13, 2009 4:45 PM
Arkady;
You definitely win the big word contest of the day!
Say what you will, I prefer to speak my mind, and let the chips fall where they may.
Posted by: benson at October 13, 2009 4:46 PM
Hi!
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at October 13, 2009 4:47 PM
Arkady has stated, very eloquently, what I think but have never quite been able to quite properly express.
(Although, I did have to look up casuistry)
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 4:48 PM
bxgrl, if you're lurking, I posted a possible answer to your white farmhouse question on MM's thread
Posted by: CarrollGardened at October 13, 2009 4:49 PM
I'm leaving the last word to you regarding that thread, benson.
Re: temperament, I think that is a hard thing to manage in exchanges on a blog, or in email for that matter. There's a lot of nonverbal signaling that goes on face to face that keeps things civil that gets lost in these anonymous places. Sometimes I watch exchanges here go ballistic (I am not specifically referring to you and bx, it has happened with lots of folks) and I can't quite figure out what triggered the escalation (I've gone a little nuts here too, sometimes, and I sometimes can't figure out why afterwards). It's often hard to dial it back afterwards.
P.S. If we keep this up, we'll be sharing the peace prize next year.
Posted by: slopefarm at October 13, 2009 4:49 PM
"Say what you will, I prefer to speak my mind, and let the chips fall where they may."
what you do isn't speaking, it's proselytizing.
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 4:51 PM
ENY, does your brother post here on the Forum ocassionally???
No. And if I were to ask him about Brownstoner, he'd look at me with the "What in the hell are you talking about?" look.
THL, he is a spectacular photographer if I say so myself. I'm sure he'd appreciate your thoughts as well.
Posted by: East New York at October 13, 2009 4:51 PM
(Cobble was 500)
Posted by: CarrollGardened at October 13, 2009 4:51 PM
- temperament, I think that is a hard thing to manage in exchanges on a blog, or in email for that matter.
Ahmen.
Very hard to read an email.
Posted by: brownjokester at October 13, 2009 4:54 PM
Slopefarm;
I'd be happy to share the prize with you!
By the way, along the lines of what we've been talking about, I'd recommend 2 other books to you:
1) "Bowling Alone: The Collapse and Revival of American Community" by Robert Putnam (a great book).
2) "The Bell Curve" by Charles Murray. This was a controversial book, because of some statements he made in it. However, what eas overlooked was his analysis of "The Great Sort" that you talk about.
Posted by: benson at October 13, 2009 4:55 PM
CGar, really, I'll pass on the gathering. The feel-good of the gathering just deflated too much over last few days that I find hanging out with my son to be more entertaining.
Posted by: more4less at October 13, 2009 4:56 PM
ha! eny, tht's great. do you know what season? your description, tho vague, sounds slightly familiar, but i recall a photographer on that show who was on more than once. they usually have a different photographer for each shoot and occassionally one will be another season or so.. was he mean to models? i like the ones who are mean to the models hahah
*rob*
Posted by: Butterfly at October 13, 2009 4:58 PM
ugh, i HATE that show Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader, SO MUCH why is it on in the middle of the day?
*rob*
Posted by: Butterfly at October 13, 2009 5:01 PM
You guys want to see how children act on a blog go over to asshathill and catch the vagayay fest among lola, snappy, cobble & THL
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 13, 2009 5:01 PM
ahem M4L, i believe you are to buy me drinks at said gathering.
Posted by: CG_ups at October 13, 2009 5:03 PM
THL and Arkady (and to others);
I'll repeat it for the umpteemth time: this is an open thread. I will post what I please. If you don't like me, so be it. I'm tired of people making it personal, and I'm not going to respond to it anymore.
If you want to argue with my ideas, I would love to engage with you as I've just done with Slopefarm in a civilized manner. I like to argue about ideas.
Finally, in an OT, you always have the option of just ignoring what I write. If you think I am prostelytizing on the OT, just walk past me like I do when I encounter a soapbox preacher that don't interest me. If I encounter a preacher who condemns my actions, I am not obligated to engage him.
I ignore some people's posts, because they don't interest me. I don't announce it, I don't get nasty with the person, I just look for stuff that does interest me.
Posted by: benson at October 13, 2009 5:04 PM
I don't think I'm going to survive rob's post about the grossest people.
benson- someone welcomed propjoe?? Not that I ever saw and I went after him plenty for his comments. But this is what you always do- you fling out accusations and then take offense when people reply- if you want to know why I go ballistic on you, look at your behavior and the way you write. take a look back at those posts where you went after BRG, or THL or MM.
Posted by: bxgrl at October 13, 2009 5:04 PM
British Air's current ad campaign is good - points out how important face-to-face communication is.
Posted by: Arkady at October 13, 2009 5:05 PM
1 2 4 7 11 ( ) 22
according to the pattern, what number goes in the blank
LOL omg that is in the 4th grade math category
:-/
i totally didnt get it.
im going dumb
LOL they just asked a question
which wasnt created under roosevelts new deal. i have no clue what the answer it... 4th grade history. wtf? this show is RIGGED!
HAaAAA the little dumbass 5th grader got it wrong too. he guessed the IRS
*rob*
Posted by: Butterfly at October 13, 2009 5:05 PM
"ahem M4L, i believe you are to buy me drinks at said gathering."
As well as me, although I can't remember for the life of me why.
Posted by: Biff Champion at October 13, 2009 5:06 PM
The Bell Curve was a great book.
Posted by: dirty_hipster at October 13, 2009 5:06 PM
okay, how is this a 5th grade geography question...
what country in africa has the largest land area. (and it's NOT multiple choice). ?
*rob*
Posted by: Butterfly at October 13, 2009 5:06 PM
16
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 13, 2009 5:08 PM
ahem M4L, i believe you are to buy me drinks at said gathering.
Posted by: CG_ups at October 13, 2009 5:03 PM
cash in my promise at another gathering.
Posted by: more4less at October 13, 2009 5:08 PM
okay maybe this show isnt rigged. the 5th grader answered INDIA as the largest country in africa.
*rob*
Posted by: Butterfly at October 13, 2009 5:09 PM
Republic of the Congo (formerly Zaire)? If not, perhaps South Africa.
Posted by: CarrollGardened at October 13, 2009 5:09 PM
i'm going to have to stick up for benson here. granted there are times where he (and everyone else) can get prickly, but he does seem to picked on a disproportionate amount. and some of the people doing the picking were upset about being picked on by the dearly departed. so maybe everyone can just make peace and drop it?
Posted by: CG_ups at October 13, 2009 5:09 PM
EGYPT!
Posted by: CG_ups at October 13, 2009 5:10 PM
Sudan
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 13, 2009 5:11 PM
it's cause i called you a dick, biff. but see, we got past it. we are such adults! haha.
Posted by: CG_ups at October 13, 2009 5:11 PM
"maybe everyone can just make peace"
I second that.
Posted by: CarrollGardened at October 13, 2009 5:11 PM
Sudan? Is that the same as congo?
Posted by: dirty_hipster at October 13, 2009 5:12 PM
No so, CG. He doesn't like to be proven wrong so he always tries to interject statements to the effect that he's being picked on when he's just simply being proven wrong.
He can preach it but he can't listen and digest information.
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 5:12 PM
hmmm, maybe i'm the one who should be buying biff a pbr on thursday come to think of it.
Posted by: CG_ups at October 13, 2009 5:14 PM
NO, it's not the Congo
Sudan (officially the Republic of the Sudan) (Arabic: السودان As Sūdān)[3] is a country in northeastern Africa. It is the largest country in Africa and in the Arab World,[4] and tenth largest in the world by area. It is bordered by Egypt to the north, the Red Sea to the northeast, Eritrea and Ethiopia to the east, Kenya and Uganda to the southeast, the Democratic Republic of the Congo and the Central African Republic to the southwest, Chad to the west and Libya to the northwest. The world's longest river, the Nile, bisects the country from south to north.[5]
It's also where all of the world's supply of gum arabic comes from!!!
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 13, 2009 5:15 PM
Hey, I like Sylvia Plath's poetry! Ok, it's a bit dark...more than a bit...but good stuff.
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at October 13, 2009 5:15 PM
"it's cause i called you a dick, biff."
Join the club.
"but see, we got past it. we are such adults! haha."
Not sure about the "adults" part (at least in my case) but I'm totally past it if you are.
:-)
Posted by: Biff Champion at October 13, 2009 5:15 PM
Bxgrl;
Please see that DH thread. I'll snip out just some of the statements that went out:
"GROSS! Has Dirty Jersey Guido written all over this mess. I imagine the wife drives a massive SUV, doesn't work, has friend's who work at hair salons & she wears leopard print thinking it's great fashion sense. The hubby definitely works in "cash business" & the 2 sons are straight up "Joey's" who tan, 'roid it up & barely graduated HS though they do drive BMW 382i with mad rims. On a positive, the daughter is smokin hott. God, what bad taste some people have...
Posted by: PropJoe at July 30, 2008 12:16 PM"
Where's the hott italian daughter at? Can we git a looks at her?
Posted by: PropJoe at July 30, 2008 12:34 PM
CG_ups. Thank you. I will plead guilty to being prickly!
Posted by: benson at October 13, 2009 5:16 PM
*rob*, what's the country???
(No, DH, different countries. Sudan is my 3rd choice for largest country, followed by Algeria, Nigeria and Egypt)
Posted by: CarrollGardened at October 13, 2009 5:16 PM
but my point is that nobody likes to be proven wrong, and nobody seems to be content with anything less than getting in the last word. so these things drag on way longer. you seem like a nice lady, i really do mean that. so i am just hoping that you can be the bigger person for the sake of the larger good. come on now..... think happy thoughts :)
Posted by: CG_ups at October 13, 2009 5:16 PM
"hmmm, maybe i'm the one who should be buying biff a pbr on thursday come to think of it."
CG, it's all good. We'll buy each other one. I think we can each handle at least two.
Posted by: Biff Champion at October 13, 2009 5:16 PM
" that he's being picked on when he's just simply being proven wrong. "
almost bit at this statement - but I'll pass.
Posted by: dirty_hipster at October 13, 2009 5:16 PM
Rob, did the cursing 2 year olds sound like this:
http://www.moviewavs.com/php/sounds/?id=gog&media=WAVS&type=Movies&movie=Johnny_Dangerously"e=mouth.txt&file=mouth.wav
Posted by: Brokedeveloper at October 13, 2009 5:17 PM
benson- I'm not arguing propjoe said that stuff.I know he did. He was a grade A numero uno A$$hole. I meant where you said he was welcomed.
Posted by: bxgrl at October 13, 2009 5:18 PM
- it's cause i called you a dick, biff.
Well, we were discussing man part names.
Posted by: brownjokester at October 13, 2009 5:18 PM
okay biff, though you know i can't (very sad) drink beer so it'll probably end up costing you. :)
Posted by: CG_ups at October 13, 2009 5:19 PM
DH, no biting! LOL By the way, I may have to drink one of your beers :)
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at October 13, 2009 5:20 PM
Benson is anyone disputing that PropJoe isn't a racist jerk?
Did anyone defend his statements?
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 5:20 PM
And benson- if you could look at my question on Montrose's thread, youmay be the only person who knows the answer about the old white farmhouse.
Posted by: bxgrl at October 13, 2009 5:20 PM
dave was right with both questions. 16 and the answer was sudan. i think it was sudan, that was the country i heard when i came in and i think they got it right.
*rob*
Posted by: Butterfly at October 13, 2009 5:21 PM
"It's that holier-than-thou, supercilious casuistry I can't stand."
That quote stood alone - it wasn't aimed at anyone - whoever assumed it was for himself has to've identified with it on his (or her) own.
Posted by: Arkady at October 13, 2009 5:21 PM
Hahah Snappy - feel free! (i think they are actually your beers)
Seriously guys - when is all this shit gonna stop?
Posted by: dirty_hipster at October 13, 2009 5:23 PM
the guido family described above sounds a helluvalot more fun than most New New York families.
*rob*
Posted by: Butterfly at October 13, 2009 5:24 PM
Who would have thought that even something seemingly benign as posting a Throwback Thread of the Day could lead to arguments?
CG, no probs. I'll be so happy to see anyone show up and crash the sausage fest at this point that I don't mind getting you the drink of your choice! I'm still holding out hope for Arkady, Bodhi, jessi (and roommates) and a few other clambakers too...
Posted by: Biff Champion at October 13, 2009 5:24 PM
- "It's that holier-than-thou, supercilious casuistry I can't stand."
That quote stood alone - it wasn't aimed at anyone - whoever assumed it was for himself has to've identified with it on his (or her) own.
Yeah, I thought Arkady was talking about me, but so glad someone else took the spotlight.
Posted by: brownjokester at October 13, 2009 5:24 PM
Well, that may be the case Arkady but I thought it fit my feelings regarding the discussion at hand perfectly.
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 5:24 PM
"Seriously guys - when is all this shit gonna stop?"
Now I second DH.
(And, DH, this day has continued to dragggggg!)
Posted by: CarrollGardened at October 13, 2009 5:25 PM
breaking news! businessweek has just been bought by bloomberg LP! it's all over the news. lol no clue what ever means, but it must be impotent if they are making such a big deal about it. now they are talking about christie brinkley. she's such a whiney attention seeker.
*rob*
Posted by: Butterfly at October 13, 2009 5:26 PM
Nope, DH, they are yours...they are Modelo cans...I didn't buy them...at least I don't remember buying them :)
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at October 13, 2009 5:27 PM
"It's that holier-than-thou, supercilious casuistry I can't stand."
Arkady, I wasn't offended at all by that. Especially since I had no idea what it meant.
Posted by: Biff Champion at October 13, 2009 5:28 PM
"but it must be impotent if they are making such a big deal about it."
I think Rob wins Unintentional Quote of the Day.
Posted by: Montrose Morris at October 13, 2009 5:29 PM
"a few other clambakers too..."
I think herkimer will be there too
Posted by: CarrollGardened at October 13, 2009 5:29 PM
OK...I'm gonna third DH's statement. For the good of the PLUSA Union, let's all just agree here and now to stop poking each other. This whole OT and PLUSA thing started as a total fun fest and got lost somewhere along the way. I don't wanna sing kumbaya or any shit like that, but let's for now agree to turn the other cheek (butt cheeks included!).
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at October 13, 2009 5:29 PM
Brownstone item. My front door is finished! Except the new mail slot I ordered is on back-order & they didn't tell me until today (when I asked) - was supposedly set to send on the 2nd! Gnash, snarl.
Posted by: Arkady at October 13, 2009 5:29 PM
Haha Snappy - i think you and CarGar went down to buy them at the bodega across the street - CarGar, are those your modelo cans?? haha
Posted by: dirty_hipster at October 13, 2009 5:29 PM
I second that nomination!
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 5:29 PM
oh, i forgot to mention one thing about my last two days.. it's RUDE to give people who are coughing on the train the stink eye if they are covering their mouth! i cant tell you how many dirty looks i got on the train today and yesterday. jeez. no one seems to blink and eye when someone on the train is clearly crapping their pants tho.
*rob*
Posted by: Butterfly at October 13, 2009 5:30 PM
"they are Modelo cans...I didn't buy them...at least I don't remember buying them"
Snappy, I bought them for DH (they didn't have his first choice, which escapes me), but you were WITH me at the time
Posted by: CarrollGardened at October 13, 2009 5:30 PM
"but it must be impotent"
Anything Bloomberg does is impotent.
Posted by: Arkady at October 13, 2009 5:30 PM
From the DH thread (I left off the names of the posters, because I am not trying to focus on anyone personally):
Quote #1 (written before PropJoe showed up on the scene)
"I bet this gets 100 posts before 3:00.
Lets see what PropJoe has to say about what kind of people cab afford this!!!"
Quote #2 (written after PropJoe made the above statements):
"Prop Joe
you are an @$$ (and I mean that as a compliment.)
Politically incorrect but I damn near soaked my desk with
the coffee that was in my mouth."
Also, as I wrote above: no one told him to shut up, as was the custom in nearly every other thread at that time.
Posted by: benson at October 13, 2009 5:30 PM
So now we have a UQOTD! Rob- you won the first award! Congratulations *dancing, throwing confetti in the air*
I loved the segue from Newsweek to Christie Brinkley.
Posted by: bxgrl at October 13, 2009 5:32 PM
DH, that could explain the bodega bag with an unopened thing of bbq chips hanging on my bathroom door! Ha! (I so don't recall going to the bodega)
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at October 13, 2009 5:32 PM
Well said, Snappy!
Posted by: CarrollGardened at October 13, 2009 5:33 PM
hehe. turn the other butt cheek. that should be added to the collection of greatest bstoner qutoes.
Posted by: CG_ups at October 13, 2009 5:33 PM
- but it must be impotent if they are making such a big deal about it.
I don't think a BIG deal can be made. I doubt it'll grow into anything.
Posted by: brownjokester at October 13, 2009 5:33 PM
benson, truthfully I think the first comment was meant totally sarcastically and second was written by an a$$ (see, we can still agree on something). But most people here loathed him, not welcomed him.
And I do want to add my name to the when is this shit gonna stop list.
Posted by: bxgrl at October 13, 2009 5:35 PM
Bxgirl...confetti is my thing! Back up!
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at October 13, 2009 5:36 PM
Everyone in favor of turning the other cheek, drop trou now and stick your booty in the circle!
(_ _) <------- my tushy is in!
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at October 13, 2009 5:38 PM
Sign me up as well all this muck raking is pretty exhausting.
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 5:38 PM
"And I do want to add my name to the when is this shit gonna stop list."
Me too.
I feel (hope) it's losing it's shock value and interest.
It's just getting repetitive and boring...not unlike my jokes. There's only so much rehashing of the same crap people can do.
Posted by: Biff Champion at October 13, 2009 5:39 PM
**Hey...if I manage to broker the Great PLUSA Truce of '09, will I get the NPP?**
just asking
:)
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at October 13, 2009 5:39 PM
Snappy, I was buying the beer, and you threw 2 big ass bags of BBQ chips on the pile and said, "LET'S GET THESE TOO!". So we did. Devoured one bag very fast, though a substantial portion landed on your rug.
Posted by: CarrollGardened at October 13, 2009 5:40 PM
your tush looks a little flat there, snaps :-)
Posted by: bxgrl at October 13, 2009 5:40 PM
"Everyone in favor of turning the other cheek, drop trou now and stick your booty in the circle!
(_ _) <------- my tushy is in!"
I don't know about you, but I need a WAY bigger circle than that!
Posted by: Biff Champion at October 13, 2009 5:40 PM
did i start a peace movement? just call me nelsonette mandela! yee haw. meanwhile i can kind of be a biachie at work. heh.
Posted by: CG_ups at October 13, 2009 5:40 PM
There we go! That's all I want for my birthday! "Peace is wonderful." --Uncle Willy, The Philadelphia Story (for you, cobble)
Posted by: CarrollGardened at October 13, 2009 5:41 PM
oh snappy, you want to fight me for that peace prize, eh? it's on! heheh
Posted by: CG_ups at October 13, 2009 5:41 PM
snappy- what are you doing in that house? Strange men, bags of bbq chips- what are you exposing Hari and Pia too?
Posted by: bxgrl at October 13, 2009 5:42 PM
Already people trying to take credit un-bee-leee-vable!
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 5:42 PM
B (side ass?)
Posted by: CG_ups at October 13, 2009 5:42 PM
I welcome a new start on the OT. Once again, I will repeat what I said above: if you don't like me, ignore me. If you want to argue with my ideas in a civil manner, by all means.
Bxgrl;
I am trying to rack my brains out as to where you might have seen that house. The clue is the salt marsh. I think that narrows it down to either Jamaica Bay or Staten Island. There are no salt marshes around Manhattan.
My guess is that you were taking a bridge brom Queens proper to Broad Channel Island (the Broad Channel bridge). There are a few isolated homes in the salt marshes of Broad Channel Island.
BTW: for those who have not been to Broad Channel Island, I heartily recommend it.
Posted by: benson at October 13, 2009 5:43 PM
MY ASS IS NOT FLAT! :)
Cargar...I have zero recollection of that! I do however remember vacuuming bits of orange out of the carpet the next day!
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at October 13, 2009 5:43 PM
meanwhile remember a while back when that grotty looking massage place on smith opened up? what do we think? legit? i can't afford a real spa these days and i look like a hunchback with all my back knots.
Posted by: CG_ups at October 13, 2009 5:43 PM
i love confetti too! as a kid i used to spend days and days before new years eve cutting up my own confetti from construction paper and newspaper and stuff.
okay, im going to associated. im going to treat myself to a nice dinner (well nice is a relative term) bu8t you know what i mean, what's good to eat soup? is orange juice good when youer sick or is that just an urban legend?
*rob*
Posted by: Butterfly at October 13, 2009 5:43 PM
Can I get a piece of that prize? All we are saaaaaying, is give peace a chance!!!!!!!
Posted by: bxgrl at October 13, 2009 5:43 PM
ROFL Bxgirl! Sounds just like the conversation I had with my mother the next day! It ended with her saying "HOW MANY MEN WERE IN YOUR APARTMENT LAST NIGHT???" and me saying "Uh, I gotta go." LOL
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at October 13, 2009 5:44 PM
Put em up CG! I'm ready for ya!
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at October 13, 2009 5:44 PM
I wrote the above before I saw the later posts.
OK, my flat bony tush is in too.
Posted by: benson at October 13, 2009 5:45 PM
600?
Posted by: Biff Champion at October 13, 2009 5:45 PM
Cobble's the baker, maybe she can make a peace pie and everyone can have a slice.
and before anyone argues....it's apple. All American Apple Pie.
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 5:46 PM
The peace prize is mine dammit! I put my tushy in the circle first!
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at October 13, 2009 5:46 PM
my dog used to hump other dogs like a pile driver at the dog park. people would come up to me either disgusted or impressed and say hmmm, so what does he see at YOUR house? ahem! my response is that he must have learned it at the pound. i mean, that has gotta be like OZ for dogs? (OZ the HBO show, not the green place with munchkins)
Posted by: CG_ups at October 13, 2009 5:46 PM
No Biff, benson's flat tushie is 600!
Posted by: cobblehiller at October 13, 2009 5:46 PM
benson, do you know the farmhouse that I'm referring to that was moved or torn down to make way for the Triborough? I just saw a photo and article at the Transit Museum, but I can't find any reference online.
Posted by: CarrollGardened at October 13, 2009 5:47 PM
Ass. It always brings people together. Sigh. What a day :)
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at October 13, 2009 5:47 PM
- peace pie
I think people would rather have the peace pipe passsed around
Posted by: brownjokester at October 13, 2009 5:47 PM
benson- maybe that's it. I remember looking down from the bridge (positively not Staten Island) and this old farstead sitting there like it was 100 years ago.I know we were going somewhere from Brooklyn, and it was there at least into the early 90's.
Posted by: bxgrl at October 13, 2009 5:47 PM
"Put em up CG! I'm ready for ya!"
*running out to get enough jello to fit into a wrestling ring*
Posted by: Biff Champion at October 13, 2009 5:47 PM
*ROB* just make sure you stay away from anything dairy. it will make you more mucus-y which will make the respiratory situation worse. clear soups should be fine. o.j. is nice too, since it has lots of vitamin C.
Posted by: CG_ups at October 13, 2009 5:48 PM
But I don't like apple pie! I'd be willing to make you all some peach cobbler or sweet potato pie.
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at October 13, 2009 5:48 PM
Benson, you hate political correctness, you say so all the time. With that in mind, why do you insist on it in threads where the subjects or comments offend you personally?
I'm offended by a lot of things that can occur on this blog. I happen to be pretty offended by the "sandy vagina" comments yucked over on the what's blog, and brought over here, comments NEVER repudiated by you, I might add. Where's the outrage over that?
Long story long, there are a lot of topics and comments that offend all of us. We can spend all day huffing and puffing over it, we can pick our battles for the ones that really matter, or we can ignore them all together. Everyone chooses how they deal. If everyone else does not choose to deal with it in the way that I think they should, or with the same zeal I have towards the subject, I chalk that up to the way it is. I don't feel the need to continually chastise everyone for not supporting or feeling the same way about my causes or issues. Why should they?
Posted by: Montrose Morris at October 13, 2009 5:48 PM
"Ass. It always brings people together. Sigh. What a day :)"
ROFL!!
Posted by: cobblehiller at October 13, 2009 5:48 PM
do we know for sure that benson's is flat? I mean, has he mooned us yet?
Posted by: bxgrl at October 13, 2009 5:49 PM
Biffy, get strawberry jello...I may as well have a snack whilst I joust!
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at October 13, 2009 5:49 PM
i did jello wrestling in the greek olympics during college one year. it was bananas. i got my ass kicked. it is much harder than it looks and the b*tch that i was against was freaking crazy.
Posted by: CG_ups at October 13, 2009 5:50 PM
"I think people would rather have the peace pipe passsed around"
You sure you passsed spelling in school?
Posted by: Biff Champion at October 13, 2009 5:50 PM
Can't we do pudding? Jello gets so cold.
Posted by: bxgrl at October 13, 2009 5:51 PM
i'd bet money that benson has a flatass. or as they say in the south n'ass (no ass). most men don't have nice apple bottoms. except..... so ENY, no way you're coming to the gathering this Thursday? heheh
Posted by: CG_ups at October 13, 2009 5:51 PM
*rob* - Ginger Ale. Regular, NOT diet. Toast with butter. Lots of toast with butter. (I prefer Rye toast when I'm sick.)
Posted by: CarrollGardened at October 13, 2009 5:53 PM
Hmmmm;
Looks like there's some unfinished business. Montrose, I gotta run. I'll address your post tomorrow.
Posted by: benson at October 13, 2009 5:53 PM
And since I wrote while the peace treaty was being announced, I'd like to put a highly flourished "Montrose Morris" on the document, and put this issue away. I truly enjoy the company here, and don't want us to turn into Congress. I think we can be like the Warner Brothers cartoon with the cat and the mouse who beat each other up all day, and stop at quitting time, and go out and have a drink. None of it should be personal.
Pax!
Posted by: Montrose Morris at October 13, 2009 5:53 PM
Didn't Dave recommend Jell-o chocolate pudding for wrestling?
Posted by: CarrollGardened at October 13, 2009 5:54 PM
"i did jello wrestling in the greek olympics during college one year."
CG_ups, you wouldn't happen to have a video of that, would you? I'm only asking due to my love for all sports.
Posted by: Biff Champion at October 13, 2009 5:54 PM
no butter! are you trying to kill him?!? rob - seriously, no dairy whatsoever.
Posted by: CG_ups at October 13, 2009 5:54 PM
Oh alright, I'll consider peace talks.
Posted by: cobblehiller at October 13, 2009 5:54 PM
"most men don't have nice apple bottoms."
If my ass was an apple, it would be a Granny Smith.
Posted by: Biff Champion at October 13, 2009 5:55 PM
CG, my dad teases my oldest bro and one of my uncles who have absolutely no ass whatsoever. He says their back pockets fold in and touch each other cause their aint enough meat back there to hold the pants out!
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at October 13, 2009 5:55 PM
no- dave is more into mud :-)
Posted by: bxgrl at October 13, 2009 5:55 PM
"I think we can be like the Warner Brothers cartoon with the cat and the mouse who beat each other up all day"
MM, are you talking about Tom and Jerry? It sounds more like the Sheepdog Sam and Wyle E. Coyote.
Posted by: Biff Champion at October 13, 2009 5:56 PM
sam the sheepdog and the non speaking coyote! i think that's the cartoon!
pudding gets even colder than jello. don't ask me how i know this.
Posted by: CG_ups at October 13, 2009 5:56 PM
- You sure you passsed spelling in school?
Yes, I took the annuual test.
Posted by: brownjokester at October 13, 2009 5:56 PM
CG ups is right, rob. Anything dairy will make it worse.
Posted by: bxgrl at October 13, 2009 5:57 PM
We call it n'assatall.
Mine is far from flat as the picture above would lead you to believe.
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 5:57 PM
ha biff! thank goodness facebook wasn't around in those days or my dreams of becoming Miss America would be dashed!
Posted by: CG_ups at October 13, 2009 5:57 PM
CG ups- so how do you know this?
Posted by: bxgrl at October 13, 2009 5:59 PM
OK, I'm just saying butter on my toast never bothers me when I'm sick, probably because I'm downing Ginger Ale for the upset stomach. I hate toast without butter when I'm sick.
Posted by: CarrollGardened at October 13, 2009 5:59 PM
now the feel-good meter's needle is pointing in right direction
Posted by: more4less at October 13, 2009 5:59 PM
LOL THL...that's what my grammy calls it!
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at October 13, 2009 5:59 PM
Biff, you are right. It's a great cartoon that I haven't seen in so long, the animals changed fur.
Posted by: Montrose Morris at October 13, 2009 6:00 PM
Toast without butter is torture!
**is it just me or is it now feeling like Whoville on X-mas morning in here?**
:)
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at October 13, 2009 6:00 PM
Snappy, does your mom NOT remember chatting with me on our way to/from the bodega? I was asking her what kind of beer I should get for you and DH.
Posted by: CarrollGardened at October 13, 2009 6:00 PM
"feel-good meter's needle"
Another euphemism for penis?
Posted by: Biff Champion at October 13, 2009 6:01 PM
Ginger Ale was invented in Canada (seriously)
Posted by: Biff Champion at October 13, 2009 6:01 PM
CarGar- no dairy is better if you need to clear your lungs and nasal passages. But if its a stomach upset, I do what you do.
Posted by: bxgrl at October 13, 2009 6:02 PM
GOOD LORD! Are you serious Cargar???
**never having margaritas again**
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at October 13, 2009 6:02 PM
^^^^^^^^^^^
It helped us feel better after eating processed cheese and instant mashed potatoes.
Posted by: Biff Champion at October 13, 2009 6:02 PM
instant mashed potatoes. Uck! My mother thought those were the greatest invention since sliced bread (that and Veg-all. Another Gack!)
Posted by: bxgrl at October 13, 2009 6:05 PM
toast + peanut butter and jelly
toast + nutella
toast + cheese or tomatoes etc sandwich
frack now i am in the mood for toast and i have no goddam bread at home.
Posted by: CG_ups at October 13, 2009 6:06 PM
I'm outta bread too :-( To the store I go...pb&j for dinner
HOORAY!
Nite everyone!
(last one to leave needs to shut off the lights or else tomorrow we'll be arguing with each other over who is to blame for the electric bill)
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at October 13, 2009 6:09 PM
CG_ups, if you like peanut butter, you might like those various Peanut Butter & Co. flavours. I really like the White Chocolate one.
Posted by: Biff Champion at October 13, 2009 6:09 PM
Bxgrl, I will admit when me and the Mister both had our wisdom teeth out at the same time (very stupid idea- someone needs to stay healthy so they can be the nurse) I had the full assortment of no need to chew food on hand. The new versions of instant mashies aren't bad at all. I got garlic mashed by Betty Cocker (?) and I made them as a side to scrambled eggs.
Tasted damn good. So good he's actually requested it since.
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 6:09 PM
I'm out too. Have a good one!
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 6:10 PM
Bon soir, everyone.
Posted by: Biff Champion at October 13, 2009 6:12 PM
But THL, you know how to make anything taste good. Think what you could have done in pioneer days with muskrat and beaver ;)
Posted by: bxgrl at October 13, 2009 6:12 PM
"GOOD LORD! Are you serious Cargar???
**never having margaritas again**"
RAOTFLMMFAO! No, Snappy. I just can't believe you forgot our entire venture to the bodega!
Posted by: CarrollGardened at October 13, 2009 6:12 PM
"But THL, you know how to make anything taste good. Think what you could have done in pioneer days with muskrat and beaver ;)"
I don't eat beaver. You may want to ask Snappy though...
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 6:14 PM
O.k...I'm really out now. Later!
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 13, 2009 6:15 PM
Canadians invented Beaver Tails
http://tinyurl.com/ylrtjzl
Ok, now I'm really outta here...
Posted by: Biff Champion at October 13, 2009 6:17 PM
"last one to leave needs to shut off the lights or else tomorrow we'll be arguing with each other over who is to blame for the electric bill"
As instructed, I'm shutting off the lights now, so don't blame me for the electric bill.
(ROFL re: the beaver, THL!)
Posted by: CarrollGardened at October 13, 2009 6:26 PM
*turns the lights back on*
EW look at all the roaches scurry! thanks for the advice today guys. and i guess my mac and cheese lunch was a really bad idea, no wonder i was coughing like a maniac after that even tho i was fine for a few hours. i bought a bunch of soup, didnt see the dairy comment cuz i left to the supermarket before that, so i wont eat the new england clam chowder, but the rest are non dairy, think ill have the regular clam chowder? one of those, not the white one. they were 2 big progresso soups on sale for 4 bux so i bought a bunch for lunch this week.
thinking about turning the lights off before i leave, but ill leave them on so i can see who blames who tomorrow.
*rob*
Posted by: Butterfly at October 13, 2009 7:23 PM
[Sees lights on] [Plods in]
*rob*, I'm turning off the lights so Snappy doesn't yell at me, you don't get stuck with the electric bill, and the roaches feel comfortable to come out and finish your Clam Chowder.
[Plods off] [Zips tent flaps for the night] [Falls asleep to documentary called "The Grifters" about Sante and Kenneth Kimes]
Posted by: CarrollGardened at October 13, 2009 11:13 PM

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