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**yawn**
That sangria packed a punch! I'm still a bit burpy and confuzzed.
Benson, you missed us...we were sitting in the back garden! We were still there at 8pm. Sorry your trip out ended in no PLUSA interaction for you :(
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 9:22 AM
Hey, what happened to the meet-up? I dropped by at 8 PM and there wasn't a PLUSA in sight.
Posted by: benson at September 1, 2009 9:33 PM
Benson, PLUSAs were there! We were out back!
Posted by: jessibaby at September 2, 2009 9:22 AM
www.dailypuppy.com/puppies/puppies-in-training_2009-09-02
FGLinkOTD
ps. thanks to the BH experts! Jack the Horse was perfect! :)
Posted by: CG_ups at September 2, 2009 9:25 AM
Thanks to Herki for recommending that place. The back garden was very nice (even though I had to go up and down stairs!). That might be a good spot for the PLUSA Clambake.
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 9:25 AM
CG those pups are cuties!
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 9:27 AM
they're cute AND they're servicey :)
Posted by: CG_ups at September 2, 2009 9:34 AM
Rob, if you're out there, I'm working on my Top Ten Lesbian Approved Hot Men list...and I'm struggling! I've only got two so far. I'll let you know when I've managed to come up with 10. (I suppose boyish looking girls aren't going to count, huh?)
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 9:35 AM
Straight men - who's your "go-gay" ????
Posted by: dirty_hipster at September 2, 2009 9:45 AM
I found five so far....still digging.... (this is a lot harder than I thought)
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 9:47 AM
That list better be fully integrated, Snappy.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at September 2, 2009 9:50 AM
who so far? does it include johnny depp, keanu reeves, brad pitt, david beckham, denzel washington, gael garcia bernal, taye diggs, oooh i need to focus on work. darn you snappy! ;)
Posted by: CG_ups at September 2, 2009 9:55 AM
Ha!
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 9:56 AM
Johnny Knoxville...!
Posted by: jessibaby at September 2, 2009 9:57 AM
I liked the pub too but think the Clambake should be somewhere w/o steps, Snappy. It's painful enough watching you - I'd hate to be actually feeling what you are.
Posted by: Arkady at September 2, 2009 9:58 AM
Shout out to the 4th Ave Pub!
Great seeing you guys last eve! I'm so glad it worked out. Sangria in the ultimate grownup juice.
who is on your approved list so far Snappy?
Posted by: herkimermaid at September 2, 2009 9:58 AM
and more! gabriel byrne, that bollywood guy, matt damon as jason bourne only, antonio banderas circa desperado (hachi malachi!), harrison ford cira indiana jones, jason straitem (the guy from the car movies)
Posted by: CG_ups at September 2, 2009 9:58 AM
Keanu... sigh. My secret crush is out.
Posted by: herkimermaid at September 2, 2009 9:59 AM
james franco, rahm emmanuel, mark sanchez, ian thorpe (back when he won all those olympic gold medals), tom ford, geez, i could do this all day.
Posted by: CG_ups at September 2, 2009 10:00 AM
Herki, I saw Keanu at Cookshop in Chelsea. He was smokin' hot! He ordered pancakes and a side of bacon.
Posted by: jessibaby at September 2, 2009 10:01 AM
back off! keanue is MINE!!!!!!
Posted by: CG_ups at September 2, 2009 10:01 AM
Morning!
Daniel Craig (The Newest James Bond)
http://tinyurl.com/6lxdwr
Posted by: TownhouseLady at September 2, 2009 10:01 AM
Sorry, CG...none of those folks are on the list! I'm almost done...have 8 so far...will be ready to publish soon. Hold on to your britches!
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 10:04 AM
are you still drunk lady? NONE of those guys are on the list? tsk tsk tsk
Posted by: CG_ups at September 2, 2009 10:07 AM
jessi - i saw johnny knoxville in the vancouver airport with entourage. he looked good though i did think it was funny that he was being escorted past all the lines like some kind of big shot.
Posted by: CG_ups at September 2, 2009 10:09 AM
One of my ex-boyfriends said to me while watching a Drew Barrymore movie, "She's so hot until she opens her mouth and you hear her speak then, yuck, I go limp".
The same applies to Keanu so far as I'm concerned.
Posted by: TownhouseLady at September 2, 2009 10:09 AM
he doesn't need to talk. mmmmmm
Posted by: CG_ups at September 2, 2009 10:11 AM
All right folks...here it is...the long awaited Top Ten Lesbian Approved Hot Men list. Enjoy :)
1. http://tinyurl.com/mknzkk
2. http://tinyurl.com/lq875o
3. http://tinyurl.com/q4fs5d
4. http://tinyurl.com/lpaelx
5. http://tinyurl.com/knsddq
6. http://tinyurl.com/m3kz2q
7. http://tinyurl.com/mkaofw
8. http://tinyurl.com/l4qbuv
9. http://tinyurl.com/nwevvo
10. PRESIDENT BIFFY OF COURSE ☺
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 10:11 AM
daniel day lewis! last of the mohicans. fan me now!
Posted by: CG_ups at September 2, 2009 10:12 AM
ok i got to #3. brody fucking jenner? seriously? i guess this confirms that i am not a member of les lezzies
Posted by: CG_ups at September 2, 2009 10:13 AM
Word, THL.
Posted by: DitmasSnark at September 2, 2009 10:14 AM
john mayer? oh noes. just oh noes.
Posted by: CG_ups at September 2, 2009 10:14 AM
Snaps - For those of us who are so ignorant we don't know if Keanu Reaves is male or female, how about some names?
Posted by: Arkady at September 2, 2009 10:15 AM
You can't even spell him name correctly CG_ups! HE'S MINE! We'll just have to duke this out over cocktails at the next gathering :) Besides, I LOVE bacon too so "K" (it's what I call him) and I clearly have much in common. Yum, a bacon wrapped Keanu. The very idea makes me swoon.
Posted by: herkimermaid at September 2, 2009 10:15 AM
i loves me some jay-z but kanye? kanye hotter than taye freaking diggs? oh my dear girl.
Posted by: CG_ups at September 2, 2009 10:16 AM
it's on herk! :)
Posted by: CG_ups at September 2, 2009 10:18 AM
Awesome. I made a Top 10 list and it wasn't America's Most Wanted!
Thanks Snappy!!
Posted by: Biff Champion at September 2, 2009 10:19 AM
Ooops! Sorry about that Arkady!
1. Steve Harris
2. Lenny Kravitz
3. Brody Jenner
4. Kanye West
5. Common
6. Jay Z
7. Dylan McDermott
8. John Mayer
9. Richard Gere
10. Biffy the Spiffy :)
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 10:20 AM
Snappy,
As a straight woman I'm going to have to say our tastes vary dramatically. I get JayZ he's manly but, as for the rest you picked a bunch of guys that I always thought were too gayface for me.
Dylan McDermot (girlishly pretty)
Richard Gere (eww, just no)
Common (love the music but he's a little too Feh)
Brody (crab crotch) Jenner- WTF??
Kanye (how can I love anyone that's not me?) West
Posted by: TownhouseLady at September 2, 2009 10:20 AM
CG ups-you stole my list! And Taye Diggs- oh my word.Jay-Z is not even close.
Posted by: bxgrl at September 2, 2009 10:21 AM
I'll admit...I was getting desperate and John Mayer happens to look all right in that photo, so he got the nod. It's hard for a lesbo to find hot guys! I did my best dammit! :)
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 10:21 AM
dylan mcdermott? seriously?
Posted by: dirty_hipster at September 2, 2009 10:22 AM
Add to the glory, Biffers. You're also one of the 5 celebs I've ever heard of! That's real fame.
Posted by: Arkady at September 2, 2009 10:22 AM
LOL THL!!!
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 10:22 AM
Benson, I told you to email me if you had problems! Sorry we missed you.
Herk, excellent call on the venue. Thanks for suggesting it.
Great beer selection and yummy sangrias. And the Happy Hour was an added bonus.
"Straight men - who's your "go-gay" ????"
- Tie between DeLepp and DitmasSnark.
Keanu is Canadian, so there are at least two Canucks on Snappy's Top Ten Lesbian Approved Hot Men list
Posted by: Biff Champion at September 2, 2009 10:23 AM
I TRIED!!!! HARUMPH! You ungrateful bastards!!! LOL
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 10:23 AM
I'M GAY!!! DID YOU EXPECT THE LIST TO BE GREAT????
LOL
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 10:24 AM
All we can ask is that you tried.
If yoiu HAD to kiss one who would it be?
Posted by: TownhouseLady at September 2, 2009 10:24 AM
Keanu is not on my list Biffy. He's a total yuck bomb.
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 10:25 AM
"Add to the glory, Biffers. You're also one of the 5 celebs I've ever heard of! That's real fame."
Fame is fleeting, Arkady. I think this is my 15 minutes!
I'm so glad I beat out Lil Wayne for the last spot.
Posted by: Biff Champion at September 2, 2009 10:25 AM
keanu is not a canuck. he is my hawaiian bruthah. not my real brother mind you, that would be gross.
Posted by: CG_ups at September 2, 2009 10:25 AM
If I had to kiss one, it would definitely be Steve Harris or Common. I *love love love* thick lips. You haven't been kissed until you've had some big ole soup coolers on yours :)
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 10:26 AM
what about LL cool j and his lucious big lips? snappy!?!
Posted by: CG_ups at September 2, 2009 10:26 AM
"Keanu is not on my list Biffy. He's a total yuck bomb."
Damn, so I'm the only one representing the Great White North - at least in Snappy's mind.
:-)
Posted by: Biff Champion at September 2, 2009 10:27 AM
Lil Wayne??? He and Flavor Flav tie for most vomit-inducing grills!
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 10:27 AM
Maybe it's an asscending (sic) list & you're the tops, Biffy.
Posted by: Arkady at September 2, 2009 10:27 AM
LL's lips don't really do it for me. They are ok lips, but there's just something about him that creeps me out.
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 10:27 AM
Lil Wayne...puke.
He just looks halitosiated and stinky to me. He if tried to kiss me I know I'd gag for sure.
Posted by: TownhouseLady at September 2, 2009 10:28 AM
Snappy, any list without Hugh Jackman is ipso facto incomplete!
Posted by: cobblehiller at September 2, 2009 10:28 AM
oy, need to do a list for the straight girls. the combo of brody jenner, john mayer, and kanye on a hot list makes me puke a little.
Posted by: CG_ups at September 2, 2009 10:29 AM
Hey, who knew? It's Keanu's birthday today!
"keanu is not a canuck. he is my hawaiian bruthah."
CG_ups, truce. According to Wiki,
"Keanu Charles Reeves; born September 2, 1964) is a Lebanese-born Canadian-American-British actor"
"Reeves grew up primarily in Toronto...Reeves excelled more in hockey than in academics...Reeves says that he would dream of becoming an Olympic hockey player for Canada."
For the record, I think he is one of the worst/stiffest actors of all time.
Posted by: Biff Champion at September 2, 2009 10:31 AM
Cobble, sorry but Hugh Jackman is pukerama as well!
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 10:31 AM
"Woah"
Keanu Reeves - Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
Posted by: dirty_hipster at September 2, 2009 10:35 AM
Many studies have shown that there's more consensus among men about who hot women are than among women about hot men. I doubt the Clambaker's individual lists would have more than 10% overlap.
Posted by: Arkady at September 2, 2009 10:35 AM
Let's look at Hugh a little more, shall we? : D
http://tigeryogiji.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/hugh_jackman_photo.jpg
http://tiny.cc/P4xxH
http://tiny.cc/5rPpn
Posted by: cobblehiller at September 2, 2009 10:37 AM
"sorry but Hugh Jackman is pukerama as well!"
For the sake of our friendship, I am going to IGNORE that remark!!
Posted by: cobblehiller at September 2, 2009 10:37 AM
Oh no! Hugh is gorgeous. Saw Aidan Quinn in Practical Mgic the other day- he's on my list. And in a truely strange twist- Donald Sutherland. Saw him in "Joanna" a few years ago and fell in love.
Posted by: bxgrl at September 2, 2009 10:39 AM
in the spirit of crossing over, who are the hottest ladies? angelina, monica belluci, jennifer garner, salma hayek? penelope cruz? naomi campbell (why does she get to look so good and be such a witch, sigh), rihanna, scarlett johansen, winona ryder, the chicks from gossip girl?
Posted by: CG_ups at September 2, 2009 10:39 AM
Lovely to meet all of y'all last night.
What did I miss after we left? Clearly most of you are still drunk this AM.
Posted by: brighton beoch at September 2, 2009 10:39 AM
ROFL Cobble! You still luv me though, dontcha? :)
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 10:40 AM
CG...I'm working on my SUPER HOT SNAPPY WANTS TO DO THE HORIZONTAL RUMBA WITH ladies list....please hold...
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 10:41 AM
"What did I miss after we left? Clearly most of you are still drunk this AM."
all the fun - seriously, you ladies need to drink some more coffee - nothing fun happens before 11pm.
Posted by: dirty_hipster at September 2, 2009 10:41 AM
Scarlett rules
Posted by: dirty_hipster at September 2, 2009 10:42 AM
Forced to name a most attractive woman ever, I would say Laetita Casta. I once saw a Muslim woman here in New York with naturally blond hair - only a fleeting glimpse but she was very pretty.
Posted by: infinitejester at September 2, 2009 10:44 AM
"all the fun - seriously, you ladies need to drink some more coffee - nothing fun happens before 11pm."
Oh, really? Who says we didn't go somewhere MORE FUN?????
Posted by: brighton beoch at September 2, 2009 10:45 AM
Biff, I'm honored, just don't ask me to go jean shopping..the whole process mystifies me. The fit, the cost...$200 would be better spent on mutton chops at keens.
Posted by: DeLepp at September 2, 2009 10:45 AM
Anyone else for Patrick Stewart?
Posted by: bxgrl at September 2, 2009 10:45 AM
hey Biff, awesome seeing you and so glad you liked the place! Let's have margaritas next! When do you have to go into hibernation?
"Keanu Charles Reeves; born September 2, 1964) is a Lebanese-born Canadian-American-British actor"
At first I thought I read that he was "Lesbian-born" so should he not be on the list??
Posted by: herkimermaid at September 2, 2009 10:45 AM
Yes, forever and always Snappy! : D [Just LAY-OFF MY HUGH!! LOL!!]
Posted by: cobblehiller at September 2, 2009 10:45 AM
My favorite Keanu Reeves movie, and one of my favorite guilty bad movie pleasures of all time "Point Break".
When he says "freeze FBI" with that Bill and Ted voice it cracks me up. Once I had a sandwich with him at Choice but I didn't tell him how much I loved Point Break.
Posted by: wasder at September 2, 2009 10:46 AM
"nothing fun happens before 11pm."
Spoken as only someone under 35 can, DH!
Posted by: cobblehiller at September 2, 2009 10:46 AM
"And in a truely strange twist- Donald Sutherland."
OMG, I find him scary these days. But I do kinda like Kiefer Sutherland.
Posted by: brighton beoch at September 2, 2009 10:47 AM
"Oh, really? Who says we didn't go somewhere MORE FUN?????"
impossible!! i think last night was the hardest i've laughed in my life!
Posted by: dirty_hipster at September 2, 2009 10:48 AM
sorry to say, snappy, i disagree with your entire list. except biff, of course.
Posted by: brighton beoch at September 2, 2009 10:50 AM
ewww snappy - brody jenner? isn't that guy like the ultimate reality tv douche (second only to spencer pratt)? i was kinda with you on most of the list but him, the personality kills it.
Posted by: bodhi_brooklyn at September 2, 2009 10:50 AM
DH, I'm still laughing!!!!
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 10:51 AM
boy that Keanu gets around the eating establishments! sandwiches, bacon... that's a good healthy appetite. I like that. Any other "I saw Keanu eating" stories?
Posted by: herkimermaid at September 2, 2009 10:51 AM
Dirty, SHUT UP.
Posted by: brighton beoch at September 2, 2009 10:51 AM
Bodhi, Brighton, I tried! I'm gay! I can only do so much in terms of finding guys that don't make me wanna hurl!!!
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 10:52 AM
Do the lists have to be current or can we include, say, Albert Finney in Tom Jones?
Posted by: Arkady at September 2, 2009 10:53 AM
"Bodhi, Brighton, I tried! I'm gay! I can only do so much in terms of finding guys that don't make me wanna hurl!!!"
Snappy, I applaud your efforts!
Posted by: brighton beoch at September 2, 2009 10:53 AM
"Biff, I'm honored, just don't ask me to go jean shopping..the whole process mystifies me."
- I just don't hope Mrs. C doesn't mind you're my go-to gay if you do indeed become her gay husband, something she has been looking for for years now. My good friend from High School would be perfect, but he lives in Halifax.
"The fit, the cost...$200 would be better spent on mutton chops at keens."
- Were we going to organize a PLUSA dinner at Keen's or was
that all a drunken dream?
My favourite Keanu Reeves movie is Dangerous Liaisons. It is one of the most unintentionally hilarious performances in screen history.
Posted by: Biff Champion at September 2, 2009 10:54 AM
herk - i used to *love* keanu also.. didn't see him eating. but did see him play in his band out on long island at some bar in long beach maybe? g-d knows how many years ago. he was HOT! and i was like a screaming teenager telling him i loved him! but the music really sucked. poor guy has no acting or music skills.
Posted by: bodhi_brooklyn at September 2, 2009 10:54 AM
GREAT CALL Arkady. Never was there a cuter drunk than Albert Finney in Tom Jones. I would add William Holden to the list. Hunk o' man right there.
Posted by: herkimermaid at September 2, 2009 10:55 AM
yes, snappy i appreciate your efforts as well. i just er, um...think you should stick with the ladies maybe.. ;)
Posted by: bodhi_brooklyn at September 2, 2009 10:55 AM
"sorry to say, snappy, i disagree with your entire list. except biff, of course."
Two days of female PLUSA love. It is such an hono(u)r and pleasure serving my constituency.
Biff Champion
Prez
Posted by: Biff Champion at September 2, 2009 10:56 AM
Ok...So, here is a small sampling of women I personally find HOTTT!
1. http://tinyurl.com/5jdquo Serena Williams
2. http://tinyurl.com/d989sa Queen Latifah
3. http://tinyurl.com/msywyv Beyonce
4. http://tinyurl.com/mq6fmx Ricki Lake
5. http://tinyurl.com/noe9d8 Lauren Hill
6. http://tinyurl.com/kwmssp Sela Ward
7. http://tinyurl.com/kw9qkw Mariska Hargitay
8. http://tinyurl.com/mclxx4 Vivica Fox
9. http://tinyurl.com/mkrqo4 Jordin Sparks
10. http://tinyurl.com/m6hy2b Khloe Kardashian
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 10:56 AM
He was in a restaurant once and a couple asked him to join them (why would people think a celebrity would do that?). He replied, "No thanks, I'm thinking." I like to sit and brood in places so that made me like him.
Posted by: infinitejester at September 2, 2009 10:56 AM
"hey Biff...When do you have to go into hibernation?"
Herki, I'm officially in hibernation as of this Saturday. HOWEVER, Mrs. C is very understanding and the rule is I can basically go out any night after the Champettes are asleep. As long as I help take care of them after work and during the day on weekends. I'll still be attending the PLUSA-fests.
Posted by: Biff Champion at September 2, 2009 10:58 AM
yeah OK, I have to concede, K is not esp talented and yes, he can be "unintentionally hilarious" (ahem :) but I don't care. I think he's adorable. AND age appropriate. There, my secret crush is out. I used to hide it for the aforementioned reasons but there it is. I'm shallow.
Shall we make a girl-crush list to honor Snappy's efforts?
Posted by: herkimermaid at September 2, 2009 10:58 AM
Biff;
Hmmmm,I guess being president of the PLUSA does have its advantages......only you made it to the list.
Alright ladies, the rest of us guys are getting tired of hearing who you think is hot. Can we now switch to another topic. I'll even take cats!
Posted by: benson at September 2, 2009 10:59 AM
"I'll still be attending the PLUSA-fests."
Good thing. I was about to start the impeachment proceedings.
Posted by: brighton beoch at September 2, 2009 11:01 AM
Did I hear cats??? :)
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 11:02 AM
gee we'd love to meet Mrs Biff if she'd ever be so inclined to join us for a PLUSA event (maybe she has and I missed it). Something tells me though that she's not a PLUSA... :)
Posted by: herkimermaid at September 2, 2009 11:03 AM
Love Mariska, she's totally HOT. I want to BE her! LOL!
Posted by: cobblehiller at September 2, 2009 11:03 AM
bodhi,
Have you been lurking long enough to know snappy's taste in women? Not sure the guys are going to be any happier with snappy's xx list than the women were with snappy's xy list.
Posted by: slopefarm at September 2, 2009 11:04 AM
martha stewart is hot in real life
Posted by: dirty_hipster at September 2, 2009 11:05 AM
For some reason I picked this week to go sober for a little while, hence my lack of attendance last night. Might break the rules for the PLUSA fest though.
Posted by: wasder at September 2, 2009 11:06 AM
brighton, did someone put meth in your coffee this morning? I think I'm still wearing my pyjamas.
Posted by: bitter retort at September 2, 2009 11:06 AM
Slopey!!! What are you tryin' to say about my female choices??? Ha! Incidentally, did anyone pop up out of the bushes in front of your house last night? ROFL!!!
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 11:06 AM
Janeane Garofalo once went on Bill O'Reilly's show. However, when she met him in person, she learned he is like 6'6", and she has a thing for really, really tall men. So...major dilemma, she said afterward.
Posted by: infinitejester at September 2, 2009 11:07 AM
martha stewart is hot in real life
Posted by: dirty_hipster at September 2, 2009 11:05 AM
Dirty likes cougars with cankles.
Posted by: bitter retort at September 2, 2009 11:08 AM
no love for dirty from beoch!
Posted by: dirty_hipster at September 2, 2009 11:08 AM
"martha stewart is hot in real life"
Spoken like a true cougee.
Posted by: Biff Champion at September 2, 2009 11:09 AM
"martha stewart is hot in real life"
Hot in a she-can-buy-and-sell-you-ten-times-over-so-I-wanna-do-her Hot? or
Even-if-she-were-broke-I'd-still-wanna-do-her Hot?
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 11:09 AM
"Love Mariska, she's totally HOT. I want to BE her! LOL!"
rewrite
Love Mariska, she's totally HOT. I want to BE IN her! LOL!
Posted by: dirty_hipster at September 2, 2009 11:10 AM
can we talk about food? i have a container of frozen corn tossed with parmesan waiting to join a packet of oatmeal for a grain-tastic lunch! is corn considered a grain?
Posted by: CG_ups at September 2, 2009 11:10 AM
Snappy, if it's the former, than Oprah is the hottest woman alive.
Posted by: Biff Champion at September 2, 2009 11:10 AM
Jester, i'm sure it wasn't a dilemma for O'Reilly...
Posted by: bitter retort at September 2, 2009 11:10 AM
"then"
Posted by: Biff Champion at September 2, 2009 11:10 AM
slopefarm, my only recollection is that snappy doesn't like small women. though maybe i made that up in my mind...? well, now that you see her xx list, thoughts? personally if i had to pick a kardashian, it'd be kim.
and dirty h, martha stewart? are you for serious?!! you do like cougars!
Posted by: bodhi_brooklyn at September 2, 2009 11:11 AM
Snappy,
My sister is very Khloe-esque. We're Armenian and my sis happened to be lucky enough to get those same hazel colored eyes that she has. Although, my sis is currently in a blonde phase, blonder than Khloe usually goes.
Posted by: TownhouseLady at September 2, 2009 11:12 AM
today is 09/01/09!
Posted by: CG_ups at September 2, 2009 11:12 AM
"brighton, did someone put meth in your coffee this morning? I think I'm still wearing my pyjamas."
yes.
Posted by: brighton beoch at September 2, 2009 11:12 AM
well if you're gonna fall off the wagon Wasder we're definitely the bunch to do it with! I've found a group I actually can't drink under the table. amazing.
Posted by: herkimermaid at September 2, 2009 11:12 AM
Kim Kardashian is not hot. Khloe is much better...her super thickness is not just contained to the booty region...I likes 'em chunky all over :) LOL
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 11:13 AM
Hmmmm...THL...this sister of yours...is she single and gay? LOL
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 11:14 AM
"no love for dirty from beoch!"
Dirty, I'm just kee-ding. Was just feeling really bad that you guys could have had fun after I left. I normally like to be the last woman standing.
Posted by: brighton beoch at September 2, 2009 11:14 AM
I thought today was the second of Sept.?
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 11:14 AM
oops, i've just been told is 09/02/09. one week til 09/09/09!
Posted by: CG_ups at September 2, 2009 11:14 AM
"today is 09/01/09!"
Um CG_ups, you might want to double check that. You using a 2008 calendar?
Posted by: Biff Champion at September 2, 2009 11:15 AM
Have you seen their new show? Khloe lost some weight. She looks great, not too thin, but maybe too thin for Snappy.
Posted by: TownhouseLady at September 2, 2009 11:15 AM
Brighton and Bitter...you all missed some interesting convos after you left! Tell em DH!
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 11:16 AM
I saw one and a half episodes of their new show THL. She's not too thin now, but she's heading down a dangerous road to non-thickness :( But I suspect that she's the type of girl who could never really be "skinny" unless she became anorexic.
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 11:17 AM
today is 09/01/09!
Posted by: CG_ups at September 2, 2009 11:12 AM
CG-ups: Officially still drunk! [J/K CG, do not egg my house!]
Posted by: cobblehiller at September 2, 2009 11:18 AM
snappy, what about gabriella sabatini? She's super thick and hot.
Sela Ward is kinda random and not thick at all..pretty though.
Posted by: bitter retort at September 2, 2009 11:19 AM
Single, not gay. Sorry.
I'm more of the Kim shape and coloring. My thickness settles in the booty region. Don't get me wrong, I'm not super slender otherwise but no matter how much I'd gain the booty is always going to be considerably more prominent. It's a portable seat cushion.
Posted by: TownhouseLady at September 2, 2009 11:19 AM
Snappy, no surprise lurkers when I got home.
Fun hanging out with you and everyone.
Posted by: slopefarm at September 2, 2009 11:21 AM
ROFL THL!!!
Bitter: Sela, Mariska, Vivica and Lauren are my 'face pretty' picks. The others are face and body boomin' picks!
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 11:21 AM
Whose turn is it to be thread monitor? We need someone to check the other threads and let us know if there's anything interesting going on.
Posted by: Biff Champion at September 2, 2009 11:22 AM
Sabatini is the wrong kind of thick. Just doesn't work for me.
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 11:22 AM
The mugging thread got interesting for a while Biff.
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 11:24 AM
no love for martha? she's pretty attractive for 50+ - a smart business woman and can cook up a storm.
Posted by: dirty_hipster at September 2, 2009 11:24 AM
I used to think Vivica was very pretty but after the surgeries she's looking a little drag-ish to me. She's gotten that severe look. Hopefully as she ages a bit it'll relax a little.
Posted by: TownhouseLady at September 2, 2009 11:24 AM
DH, fill us in on what we missed after we left.
I've seen photos of Khloe when they were all younger and she was the hottest of the bunch, now not so much.
Posted by: bitter retort at September 2, 2009 11:25 AM
"no love for martha? she's pretty attractive for 50+ - a smart business woman and can cook up a storm."
You forgot to mention convicted felon. That's a plus for some ppl.
Posted by: brighton beoch at September 2, 2009 11:27 AM
"You forgot to mention convicted felon. That's a plus for some ppl."
Haha! Martha's got street cred now! Ha!
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 11:30 AM
THL, agree w/ you about Vivica. Her thick is not natural...
One of my fave guilty pleasure websites - Vivica has made an appearance or two on it.
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/
Posted by: bitter retort at September 2, 2009 11:32 AM
"You forgot to mention convicted felon. That's a plus for some ppl."
Hottest (non-x-rated) female prison movie ever:
Chained Heat, with Sybil Danning. She was oozing sexiness. I think I burned a hole in the video tape watching this over and over in my adolescence.
http://www.impawards.com/1983/posters/chained_heat.jpg
Posted by: Biff Champion at September 2, 2009 11:33 AM
"What these women did to get into prison is nothing compared to what the would do to get out"
Posted by: Biff Champion at September 2, 2009 11:35 AM
"they"
Posted by: Biff Champion at September 2, 2009 11:35 AM
what do you do to block out someone with a really LOUD and really ANNOYING fake laugh? omg. it's like just go home or shut the fuck up already. i know i'm not the only one with a hangover today...
Posted by: CG_ups at September 2, 2009 11:36 AM
THL, how old is your sis?
Posted by: Kensingtonian at September 2, 2009 11:38 AM
"I think I burned a hole in the video tape watching this over and over in my adolescence."
This explains a lot.
Posted by: brighton beoch at September 2, 2009 11:39 AM
"DH, fill us in on what we missed after we left."
Pretty please, Dirty. Sorry I was grumpy earlier.
Posted by: brighton beoch at September 2, 2009 11:40 AM
News! Justice Stevens may be stepping down from Supreme Ct. next year so Obama can appoint another judge!
Posted by: Arkady at September 2, 2009 11:41 AM
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Posted by: TownhouseLady at September 2, 2009 11:42 AM
BB - But what it doesn't explain is how on earth he ever stumbled across so many really weird, far-out movies while in the great north woods of Canada.
Posted by: Arkady at September 2, 2009 11:42 AM
"Pretty please, Dirty. Sorry I was grumpy earlier. "
what did you guys do when you left!
Posted by: dirty_hipster at September 2, 2009 11:44 AM
Nothing to do up there but hang out and watch TV.
Posted by: infinitejester at September 2, 2009 11:45 AM
BB, arkady- biff has rare talents. It isn't that he stumbled over all those old, strange movies. It's that he actually watched all of them.
Posted by: bxgrl at September 2, 2009 11:47 AM
Hmm, Arkady. Interesting point. Are you suggesting our Biff might have been some sort of a Canadian Ted Kaczynski in his youth?
Posted by: brighton beoch at September 2, 2009 11:48 AM
" Justice Stevens may be stepping down from Supreme Ct. next year so Obama can appoint another judge!"
Be still my heart! I may cry for the sheer joy of it Arkady.
Posted by: cobblehiller at September 2, 2009 11:48 AM
Biff, is Bad Ronald one of your favourites, too??
Posted by: bitter retort at September 2, 2009 11:48 AM
help people! if i throw a stapler at them i will get fired! i need a productive solution.
Posted by: CG_ups at September 2, 2009 11:49 AM
"what did you guys do when you left!"
Oh no you di'int. You first.
Posted by: brighton beoch at September 2, 2009 11:50 AM
"i need a productive solution."
ear plugs
Posted by: brighton beoch at September 2, 2009 11:51 AM
CG, start laughing like he/she does or adopt an annoying laugh of your own. Laughing relieves tension...and so does throwing a stapler.
Posted by: bitter retort at September 2, 2009 11:53 AM
Offer to cover for them so they can go out to lunch (I know, they're already OTL.)
Posted by: Arkady at September 2, 2009 11:55 AM
her laughter literally sounds like machine gun fire. i am going to record it and put it on youtube or something. grrrrrr
Posted by: CG_ups at September 2, 2009 11:56 AM
"what do you do to block out someone with a really LOUD and really ANNOYING fake laugh? omg. it's like just go home or shut the fuck up already."
You mean all I have to do is come up with a really LOUD and really ANNOYING fake laugh to get sent home from The Death Star?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Posted by: Biff Champion at September 2, 2009 11:57 AM
Thanks THL.
Would a 36 year old woman and a 28 year old guy be considered a cougar/cougee situation?
Posted by: Kensingtonian at September 2, 2009 11:58 AM
Start humming the Smurf cartoon music to yourself. That will annoy anyone around you for sure.
Laa Laa lalalala laa lala lala
Posted by: bitter retort at September 2, 2009 11:59 AM
"I think I burned a hole in the video tape watching this over and over in my adolescence."
"This explains a lot."
Um, I wasn't exactly watching it for it's screenplay, cinematography or costume design. It was almost like softcore porn. In fact, the best thing about the costumes is they never stayed on the ladies for very long.
Posted by: Biff Champion at September 2, 2009 12:00 PM
bitter - beoch
we pretty much just talked about what we always do - sex, cats and hardcore drug use.
Posted by: dirty_hipster at September 2, 2009 12:00 PM
biff- er....you have to laugh out loud, not post it as text on the OT.Then it's just annoying us and we send you home :-)
Posted by: bxgrl at September 2, 2009 12:00 PM
"i need a productive solution."
How about duct tape over her piehole?
Posted by: Biff Champion at September 2, 2009 12:01 PM
"we pretty much just talked about what we always do - sex, cats and hardcore drug use."
DISAPPOINTED.
Posted by: brighton beoch at September 2, 2009 12:02 PM
I think you might be a little young for her Kens.
Posted by: TownhouseLady at September 2, 2009 12:04 PM
kens- would it matter if you liked her?
Posted by: bxgrl at September 2, 2009 12:05 PM
"sex, cats and hardcore drug use."
Reminds me of another great movie I saw in Canada.
Posted by: Biff Champion at September 2, 2009 12:05 PM
I think I am as well :o(. Oh well. I like the whole Kardashian look.
BTW.... BIG, HUGE, ENORMOUS CONGRATS ON upcoming miniTHL or miniTHM!!!
Posted by: Kensingtonian at September 2, 2009 12:07 PM
"I think you might be a little young for her Kens."
28 Russian years is like 40 American years. They grow up much more quickly over there.
Posted by: Biff Champion at September 2, 2009 12:08 PM
thank goodness. she finally shut up! crisis averted!
i do like the idea of singing the smurf tune though. that show RULED! :)
thanks peeps. sounds like i missed another crazy outing. all the ones i attend are pretty mellow.
cg_ups = party downer? :(
Posted by: CG_ups at September 2, 2009 12:10 PM
"Um, I wasn't exactly watching it for it's screenplay, cinematography or costume design."
So you don't read Playboy for the articles?
Posted by: brighton beoch at September 2, 2009 12:12 PM
Okay my beefcake list...all "currents" and in no particular order:
1. Javier Bardem
2. Takeshi Kaneshiro
3. Pierce Brosnan
4. Gabriel Byrne
5. Denzel Washington
6. Tony Leung Chiu Wai
7. Idris Elba
8. George Clooney
9. Sebastien Koch
10.Daniel Craig
Posted by: WonTon at September 2, 2009 12:13 PM
bxgrl, wouldn't matter at all. A 36 year old woman would most likely not be interested in a serious relationship with a guy my age. Maybe only cougar/cougee type of a relationship.
I actually know a few couples where there is a 5-8 year difference where the woman is older. The 2 couples that I know well enough to judge, seem very happily married. One guy married an older woman (not a cougar at all) with 2 kids from previous marriage. Another has 2 kids together and they met when he was 24 and she was 30. Granted she doesn't look her age at all and he looks older than his age.
Posted by: Kensingtonian at September 2, 2009 12:20 PM
Thanks Kens!
Posted by: TownhouseLady at September 2, 2009 12:21 PM
wow WonTon, very diverse hunk list. I can see the attraction to most of them but they are all so different in looks and persona.
Posted by: Kensingtonian at September 2, 2009 12:23 PM
"So you don't read Playboy for the articles?"
Playboy has articles?
Posted by: Biff Champion at September 2, 2009 12:23 PM
I find so many women beautiful, it would be hard to create a top 10 list.
Posted by: Kensingtonian at September 2, 2009 12:24 PM
Brighton and Bitter,
DH is being mercifully and properly Hemmingwayesque (brief in description) of the contents of those conversations. Fortunately or otherwise, I was ensconced in a conversation that was about 85% about cats, 10% about home repairs and 5% about (hypopthetical) recreational drug use, so I missed much of the fun. Suffice to say, there's a reason why what happens at a PLUSA gathering stays at a PLUSA gathering.
Posted by: slopefarm at September 2, 2009 12:24 PM
on other hand, Emmanuelle Chriqui (Sloane from Entourage) would definitely take number one spot.
Posted by: Kensingtonian at September 2, 2009 12:26 PM
"Suffice to say, there's a reason why what happens at a PLUSA gathering stays at a PLUSA gathering."
Slopefarm, that was a very kind and diplomatic way of saying: "Beoch, stay later next time if you want to know what happened."
Posted by: brighton beoch at September 2, 2009 12:28 PM
"Sony's "Did You Know" Presentation Technology is moving at an unrelenting pace, and the world is struggling to keep up. By shear numbers, some countries have an advantage. This short (5 min) presentation puts things into perspective."
Turn down the sound before running.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cL9Wu2kWwSY
Posted by: Biff Champion at September 2, 2009 12:33 PM
36 years old hardly qualifies as a cougar. Boy, if the age limit keeps going down in 2 years anyone over 15 will be a cougar.
Posted by: bxgrl at September 2, 2009 12:37 PM
Brighton, it's more about sparing PLUSAs the embarassment of online exposure. But I also think "you had to be there" would be properly invoked here.
Posted by: slopefarm at September 2, 2009 12:37 PM
" I was ensconced in a conversation that was about 85% about cats"
Yikes!!! Now I'm glad that I missed it!!!
Posted by: benson at September 2, 2009 12:41 PM
Actually, Benson, dogs, too. Not just cats. Rob was there.
Posted by: slopefarm at September 2, 2009 12:46 PM
One of my neighbor's kittens died last night. we went to a meeting, when she got home he was gone. Nubbin looked just like he had gotten comfortable and fallen asleep. Bad night. Probably his heart.
Posted by: bxgrl at September 2, 2009 12:46 PM
Snappy! Employment opp! Just heard on the radio that they're casting for a reality show following day-to-day routines of 6 lesbians! Get your Equity card!
Posted by: Arkady at September 2, 2009 12:54 PM
30 is the commonly accepted age of a cougar.
i would think that should be higher in NYC though
Posted by: dirty_hipster at September 2, 2009 12:56 PM
30? Boy- we are really in the realm of infantilism.
Posted by: bxgrl at September 2, 2009 1:01 PM
Cougars take to the high seas
http://bit.ly/vtVaH
Posted by: East New York at September 2, 2009 1:02 PM
"30 is the commonly accepted age of a cougar."
You've got to be kidding.
Posted by: cobblehiller at September 2, 2009 1:02 PM
Dirty - have you been here yet? Article says it has slipped under the radar but perhaps not the Dirty Cocktail Radar?
__________________
Despite the buzz surrounding the arrival of the hyper-hip Ace Hotel (located in a former SRO planted on grubby lower Broadway, no less), the recent unveiling of its Breslin lobby bar has slipped under the radar.
Consider this your good fortune. Before the fashion-forward hordes invade the soaring, mosaic-tiled space, claim a broken-in suede couch, eye the curios (taxidermied critters, mercury flasks, science posters) and get acquainted with the chalkboard drinks menu, which includes fresh twists on classic cocktails and vibrant new concoctions.
The Hound on Fire adds a lip-tingling chile-salt rim to the standard gin-and-grapefruit Greyhound, while the Flatiron is a bracingly aromatic blend of ginger beer, lemon-whiskey bitters, basil and a hefty bolt of Rhum Clément. Even the Ace Old-Fashioned--in which smoky aged tequila stands in for bourbon--is new.
Although the hotel's forthcoming Breslin restaurant (from Ken Friedman and April Bloomfield of The Spotted Pig and The John Dory fame) remains under wraps, you can keep hunger at bay with the bar's offerings of salty scratchings (fried pork rinds) and crunchy potato chips flavored with malt vinegar and sea salt.
Posted by: brighton beoch at September 2, 2009 1:03 PM
dude. that is ridiculous. cougars are 40+ give the poor girls in their 30's a break!
Posted by: CG_ups at September 2, 2009 1:03 PM
not saying I agree with it!!
Posted by: dirty_hipster at September 2, 2009 1:04 PM
30? That's nuts. How is 30 an 'older' woman? You're still in your fertile years. I would think 40 would be the minimal bar.
Crazy.
Bxgrl, Please give her a big hug for me. That's just so awful and heartbreaking.
Posted by: TownhouseLady at September 2, 2009 1:05 PM
Agreed, CG ups!
Posted by: bxgrl at September 2, 2009 1:06 PM
holla bxgrl! :)
Posted by: CG_ups at September 2, 2009 1:08 PM
THL, so when the new addition to the family comes, would you still be considered a "cat lady" since having a rugrat would put you into the PLUSA baby mama category and not PLUSA cat lady category. I guess you can technically be in both.
Posted by: Kensingtonian at September 2, 2009 1:09 PM
I'm going with 40. Show me an example of where it says 30 DH.
Posted by: cobblehiller at September 2, 2009 1:10 PM
Maybe a cougar is 30 in places like Iowa or something where ppl get married at 20? And how old would the cougee be with a 30 year old cougar? 15? I think you have to have a pretty major age difference in a cougar/cougee scheme.
Posted by: brighton beoch at September 2, 2009 1:16 PM
Look it up - urbandictionary.com
it makes sense in other states where everyone is hitched and popping out kids by 25 but not here.
personally i think ageism is annoying. every older single woman is a cougar. every younger person is a hipster. blah blah blah.
Posted by: dirty_hipster at September 2, 2009 1:16 PM
THL-I will.
Posted by: bxgrl at September 2, 2009 1:17 PM
I think Cougar age should be 40-70. the end.
Posted by: bitter retort at September 2, 2009 1:19 PM
Irrevocable spinsterdom looms for any woman not married by age 30, everyone knows that! It's on all the really smart reality shows.
Posted by: infinitejester at September 2, 2009 1:20 PM
So sorry, MM!
If you all put the bar so low on cougar I'm going to be aged out of puma! What's next?
The cat-egory of cat lady takes precedence.
Posted by: Arkady at September 2, 2009 1:21 PM
Good question. I haven't told them yet. They're going to be so upset when I kick them out of their favorite hangout. The bedroom we're going to use (the largest spare one) is currently empty except for a few miscellaneous storage shelves and bookcases. It's their toy/romper room. I'm anticipating a revolt.
The one odd thing is. My old guy who always intuitively knows and refuses to leave my side when I'm not feeling well (he'll literally howl if I close a door on him when I'm sick) started doing something very weird a month ago. He'd climb on my lap and position himself in a way that he was laying stretched over my belly. He'd NEVER done that. Anytime I tried to move him he'd meow and not want to budge. My husband and I were laughing because it was so awkward looking and odd that he'd started it. Well, call me crazy but I have a feeling that he could sense something about me changed long before I knew what was happening.
Posted by: TownhouseLady at September 2, 2009 1:21 PM
I saw this sign outside of The Wine Bar last night.
http://tinyurl.com/2xqaqn
Posted by: Biff Champion at September 2, 2009 1:22 PM
Biff!
Posted by: TownhouseLady at September 2, 2009 1:24 PM
Are Scottish kids called scotchfruit?
Posted by: Biff Champion at September 2, 2009 1:25 PM
THL- its not so surprising when you think about it. There are dogs who can sniff out cancer. I'm sure the changes in our body also make you smell differently to your cat. (In good way!). When you get pregnant, even though you don't know it, your body chemistry instantly starts changing.
Posted by: bxgrl at September 2, 2009 1:25 PM
So, Biffers, is that a come-on ad or a warning?
Posted by: Arkady at September 2, 2009 1:27 PM
From Eater.com:
Sausage Parties: Gutenbrunner Joins Standard Beer Garden
The new beer garden outside the Standard Hotel has been open for about a month now, but eager diners are still awaiting the promised sausage offerings. Well they may be well worth the wait. A source close to the negotiations reveals that the Austrian genius behind Wallse, Blaue Gans, Cafe Sabarsky, and two month-old wine bar Upholstery Store, Kurt Gutenbrunner, has signed on to man the food program. Details are still scarce (the KG/Standard PR folks are still pulling together info), so the MePa beer swillers will have to await news on the finalized menu. Chances are it will have a killer sausage line up.
Posted by: brighton beoch at September 2, 2009 1:28 PM
"So, Biffers, is that a come-on ad or a warning?"
It's a come-on-in ad for cougees.
Posted by: Biff Champion at September 2, 2009 1:29 PM
kurt g does good work. the jagerbrauten at blaue gans is off the hook. mmm. hungry. and the linzertorte at sabarsky. so much for skipping lunch. sigh.
Posted by: CG_ups at September 2, 2009 1:31 PM
beoch, that's yummy. I'm going to get my buns to the sausage party. Wait, can I restate that?
Posted by: Biff Champion at September 2, 2009 1:32 PM
Some afternoon humor for you guys relating to chosing drinking over yoga classes.
No worries, URL is office safe.
http://tinyurl.com/nygjyt
Posted by: Kensingtonian at September 2, 2009 1:32 PM
I got that knocked-up stank!
That's true Bxgrl, and this guys is a funny one. He's very connected to me. He's growled and hissed at my husband when we've gotten into a big yelling argument and if I raise my voice to any of the other cats he'll go running after them (I call him 'The Enforcer').
Posted by: TownhouseLady at September 2, 2009 1:32 PM
Kens!! ROFL!! I'm going to have to swipe that and post it on my blog. How hilarious!
Posted by: TownhouseLady at September 2, 2009 1:35 PM
"I got that knocked-up stank!"
Want some Obsession cologne to cover it up?
Posted by: Biff Champion at September 2, 2009 1:35 PM
THL, belated but heartfelt congratulations!!!!!!!!!!
More4Less, if you're reading, we've had some time to kick the tires, and it appears the house has less wrong with it than we thought. What a shocker. Boiler might even be working, and we have a full tank of oil.
Let me settle the cougar question: A cougar is a woman in her early 40s who goes out with men in their 20s and early 30s. The only way a 30-year-old could be considered a cougar is if she's preying on 11 -year-old boys, and we have a different name for that.
Posted by: mopar at September 2, 2009 1:36 PM
Never heard of that cocktail joint beoch, but it sounds cool - will have to put it on the list of new places to check out.
AND supposedly they have cans of porkslap ale for $5. sahweet!
Posted by: dirty_hipster at September 2, 2009 1:40 PM
Thanks Mopar and very well said on the Cougar definition.
Posted by: TownhouseLady at September 2, 2009 1:41 PM
I'd like to slap some pork on a piece of bread with some mayo and mustard right now. Yum!
I'm also trying very hard not to be jealous that y'all are drinking. I really miss that.
Posted by: TownhouseLady at September 2, 2009 1:42 PM
Mopar, where did you finally buy?
Posted by: TownhouseLady at September 2, 2009 1:43 PM
I never drank cans of beer at bars until I started hanging out with PLUSAs. I used to be so classy, suave and debonair.
(yeah, right)
Posted by: Biff Champion at September 2, 2009 1:45 PM
"I used to be so classy, suave and debonair."
Why when I read that did I do it in Barney Gumble's voice from The Simpsons?
http://tinyurl.com/nqllq6
Posted by: TownhouseLady at September 2, 2009 1:52 PM
I prefer beer out of cans.
Posted by: dirty_hipster at September 2, 2009 1:53 PM
OK, I just tried to post something a few mins ago and got a weird message from bstoner saying it was "considering" my comment or something like that. Am I being CENSORED????
It did have the word f-ing in it which I spelled out after the bitch-slapping yesterday re: not using full words like f%$k. WTF?????
*rob* I feel your pain.
Posted by: brighton beoch at September 2, 2009 1:54 PM
MM, I'm so sorry to hear about the loss of one of your wee ones :( I hope you and the other kitties are doing well.
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 1:55 PM
"I prefer beer out of cans."
I spend a lot of time in the can due to drinking tons of beer.
Posted by: Biff Champion at September 2, 2009 1:57 PM
beoch - let me see... testing testing shit fuck nope still works.
Posted by: lechacal at September 2, 2009 1:58 PM
brighton beoch, it wasn't the cursing. The blog has a sensor that blocks anything considered too interesting or funny from being posted. Strangely, I've never had a comment blocked.
Posted by: Biff Champion at September 2, 2009 1:58 PM
Kens, my *censored* comment was on your link. LOVED it. [there bstoner, is that polite enough for you?].
Posted by: brighton beoch at September 2, 2009 1:58 PM
bb - Say it isn't so! Hope they're not getting too dictatorial. Maybe Mr. B's miffed - did anyone invite him to last night's soiree?
Posted by: Arkady at September 2, 2009 1:58 PM
I've gotten that message about reviewing my post once in the past. Of course what I was trying to post had something to do with a guy taking a dumpsky on the N train :)
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 2:00 PM
I have to go to the post office. If I'm not back by 5 it'll mean I'm in jail. May I phone you Snappy?
Posted by: Arkady at September 2, 2009 2:02 PM
Just happened again. I tested it out by putting F&*K in all caps at the beginning of my comment. Maybe they'll all get approved when Mr. B comes back from his liquid lunch and come streaming through like I have Tourette's or something.
Posted by: brighton beoch at September 2, 2009 2:02 PM
LOL Arkady! Ok, I'll take the call :)
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 2:04 PM
Is Arkady's 'Wanted' pic hanging up in the post office or something?
Posted by: TownhouseLady at September 2, 2009 2:05 PM
TVM!
Posted by: Arkady at September 2, 2009 2:05 PM
THL, I was telling them last night how I'll do any law but criminal and that I told my family upon passing the bar that I don't take collect calls from jail with sad stories about being arrested :)
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 2:10 PM
FUCK this message is totally getting through because I have privileged poster status and I can say fuckity fuck fuck fucking fuck the fuckers all day long and won't get censored. Hahaha beoch!
Posted by: lechacal at September 2, 2009 2:13 PM
THL, it's in Bed Stuy.
Posted by: mopar at September 2, 2009 2:15 PM
I just got up from my seat and left my office for the first time in 2 hours. Holy middle aged spread, Batman! My legs almost collapsed when I stood up as if I was in a hospital bed for 6 months.
Posted by: Biff Champion at September 2, 2009 2:15 PM
lechacal, you cracking me up.
Posted by: Kensingtonian at September 2, 2009 2:20 PM
Looks like The What's blog is getting no love after the first busy day. But I like how he posted the video for The Magnificent Seven by The Clash. Great song, great band.
Posted by: Biff Champion at September 2, 2009 2:22 PM
Lechacal, I am clearly on some sort of restrictive newbie trial status. Just tried to post this with F%^K in it, and got *censored* again. My mother would be so proud.
Posted by: brighton beoch at September 2, 2009 2:24 PM
Every time the site tries to censor me I stare it down until it lets my message through.
Posted by: lechacal at September 2, 2009 2:25 PM
Never heard of that cocktail joint beoch, but it sounds cool - will have to put it on the list of new places to check out.
Dirty, I expect a full report stat.
Posted by: brighton beoch at September 2, 2009 2:25 PM
Brighton, be careful! We just got you...don't wanna lose you so fast!
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 2:26 PM
lechacal, i hope you're one of those people who reads as you're typing and i hope your office door is open. ; )
Posted by: bitter retort at September 2, 2009 2:26 PM
"My legs almost collapsed when I stood up as if I was in a hospital bed for 6 months."
I think those are know as "sangria legs" in the medical community.
Posted by: brighton beoch at September 2, 2009 2:26 PM
Right, I've heard about you and your penetrating (re-write?) stare. I may need to take lessons if I don't get off the 'stoner sh#! list.
Posted by: brighton beoch at September 2, 2009 2:28 PM
awww, thanks snappy!
Posted by: brighton beoch at September 2, 2009 2:29 PM
Aw hell, then I've got sangria legs, feet, back, head and eyes today :) That stuff kicked my butt.
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 2:29 PM
I hear the cure for sangria legs is margaritas.
Posted by: brighton beoch at September 2, 2009 2:31 PM
Hmmm....I like the sound of that cure :)
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 2:32 PM
bitter retort - I swear loudly all the time in the office, and my door is always open.
Posted by: lechacal at September 2, 2009 2:34 PM
bb, did someone's boss already cut out for the day?
Posted by: bitter retort at September 2, 2009 2:35 PM
No, Bitter. Not yet. Believe it or not I am working and prolifically posting and cursing [both in writing and out loud, with door most definitely open]. As you know, I am a great multi-tasker. If only I could add in some drunk yoga, I'd be in great shape.
Posted by: brighton beoch at September 2, 2009 2:37 PM
just like some brownstoner readers, the brits have a problem with american apparel ads too. LOL
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/media/advertising/seminude-model-appeared-to-be-under-16-1780394.html
Posted by: Randi banned at September 2, 2009 2:39 PM
So is that really What's blog?
Posted by: cobblehiller at September 2, 2009 2:41 PM
my posts tend to take a while from submitting to showing up on screen. odd. i don't consider myself particularly incendiary
Posted by: CG_ups at September 2, 2009 2:41 PM
CG, that happens to me too. This was most definitely a msg saying my post was under review.
Posted by: brighton beoch at September 2, 2009 2:45 PM
"I think those are know as "sangria legs" in the medical community."
Great, I have sangria legs and a beer belly. I'm hot!
Posted by: Biff Champion at September 2, 2009 2:47 PM
Perhaps this is the post-Crazy PLUSA Thursday screening. It did get a bit wild in here last week.
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 2:47 PM
this is the last week at work with no dress code til next summer. all the guys are rockin the golf shirt with beer belly / manpregnant look today! and they're not hipsters!
Posted by: CG_ups at September 2, 2009 2:50 PM
sadly i am rockin the hamburger and onion ring ladypregnant look as well. :( but at least i'm not wearing some fugly golf shirt, right?
Posted by: CG_ups at September 2, 2009 2:52 PM
CG, I'm rockin' that look today, too.
Posted by: bitter retort at September 2, 2009 2:53 PM
LOL CG!
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 2:53 PM
ok, i'm going to finish some work. if i post here again before 4:30 you have permission to punch me in the head
hasta la pasta!
Posted by: CG_ups at September 2, 2009 2:55 PM
Oh geez. If I ever wear a golf shirt off of the golf course, you can also punch ME in the head. CG_ups, do they have moobs (man boobs) as well?
Posted by: Biff Champion at September 2, 2009 2:58 PM
not moobs! Man teats!!
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 3:01 PM
Biff you're a snappy dresser.
Posted by: infinitejester at September 2, 2009 3:02 PM
Serious illiteracy on my part today...Jester, I just read your last post as saying
Biff you're in snappy's dress.
WTF is wrong with *me* today!!!
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 3:04 PM
"WTF is wrong with *me* today!!!"
Sangria brain.
Posted by: brighton beoch at September 2, 2009 3:06 PM
"Biff you're in snappy's dress."
First I'm in her Top 10 and now I'm in her dress! This could be a first for both me AND Snappy!
Posted by: Biff Champion at September 2, 2009 3:08 PM
That just may be it!
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 3:09 PM
Biff, I've got a cute little grey number you can borrow if you'd like :) ha!
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 3:10 PM
Nothing hotter than a girl wearing an open backed dress with her spine sticking out....
NOT!
Posted by: dirty_hipster at September 2, 2009 3:12 PM
When you type an email, do you put one or two spaces between sentences?
Posted by: infinitejester at September 2, 2009 3:12 PM
"Biff, I've got a cute little grey number you can borrow if you'd like :) ha!"
Oops, I guess I interpreted being in your dress in a different way. I wasn't envisioning me wearing it!
Posted by: Biff Champion at September 2, 2009 3:13 PM
jester, two spaces. However, I believe either one or two is acceptable. Arkady? sixyears?
Posted by: Biff Champion at September 2, 2009 3:14 PM
Biff! You dirty minded boy!
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 3:16 PM
Two, Jester. Though I think that since the advent of computers, one is acceptable as well. But I am an old fashioned country girl. [I also follow the rule that you type out numbers under 10].
Posted by: brighton beoch at September 2, 2009 3:20 PM
I must warn you that one of my friends used to refer to me as The Grammarian. Now THAT's hot.
Posted by: brighton beoch at September 2, 2009 3:23 PM
300!
Posted by: Kensingtonian at September 2, 2009 3:23 PM
nevermind! beoch was 300!
Posted by: Kensingtonian at September 2, 2009 3:25 PM
Woo Hoo!
Think we'll hit 1,000 today?
Do I get an award as Most Annoying Poster of the Day?
Posted by: brighton beoch at September 2, 2009 3:27 PM
I usually only see one. However, gotten a few emails recently and noticed the senders were confirmed double-spacers.
Posted by: infinitejester at September 2, 2009 3:27 PM
Think we'll hit 1,000 today?
Posted by: brighton beoch at September 2, 2009 3:27 PM
ish don't think so.
Posted by: Kensingtonian at September 2, 2009 3:29 PM
snappy - did you say you had a story about someone taking a dumpsky on the train? LOL. i think i need to hear that...
Posted by: bodhi_brooklyn at September 2, 2009 3:31 PM
"[I also follow the rule that you type out numbers under 10]."
I love that rule and abide by it too. Whoa, I'm a pathetic loser.
"Do I get an award as Most Annoying Poster of the Day?"
Hmm, not a slam dunk. You have some stiff competition today, especially from yours truly.
Posted by: Biff Champion at September 2, 2009 3:31 PM
Damn, you Biff. I thought I had it in the bag today.
Posted by: brighton beoch at September 2, 2009 3:34 PM
OK, now that I've bragged about being the grammarian, I misplaced a comma.
Damn you, Biff. [there, I said it again. : )]
Posted by: brighton beoch at September 2, 2009 3:35 PM
Bodhi, I'll have to tell that story in person...I'm afraid to try to post it in light of the censoring going on lately. Next thing you know the poor Snapster will be in the penalty box and howling like a child :(
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 3:35 PM
Damn, you brighton
Posted by: bitter retort at September 2, 2009 3:36 PM
Jester - For email one line space is sufficient; for typed letters, it's two.
Posted by: Arkady at September 2, 2009 3:37 PM
,Damn, all, of, you,!
(I must have gotten at least one of those right)
Posted by: Biff Champion at September 2, 2009 3:38 PM
Bitter: Yes, I am.
Posted by: brighton beoch at September 2, 2009 3:38 PM
lol snappy. understood, i wouldn't want you to lose your posting privilege, for sure. that would just be cruel. i will look forward to the next clambake or big stoner get together to hear it...
has anyone played wii deer drive and if so is it any good? I really like the deer hunter video game in bars and wonder if it'd be as fun..
Posted by: bodhi_brooklyn at September 2, 2009 3:39 PM
Arkady! You've survived the post office! No assault and battery in there today?
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 3:39 PM
damn YOU beef champignon.
Posted by: bitter retort at September 2, 2009 3:40 PM
I'm ordering this costume for Arkady. Grammar Girl.
http://tinyurl.com/l4mdq5
Posted by: Biff Champion at September 2, 2009 3:40 PM
Somebody is bitter today!
Posted by: Biff Champion at September 2, 2009 3:44 PM
I love that! Arkady...you've got a Halloween costume courtesy of Prez Biffy :)
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 3:44 PM
arkadyiprefertousenospacesorperiodsorcapsinemailisthatok
Posted by: brighton beoch at September 2, 2009 3:45 PM
Ooooooh, Biffy! I'll even risk going to the GPO again to pick up that outfit!
Snaps - I took a really long book w/ me so there wasn't a soul there.
Posted by: Arkady at September 2, 2009 3:46 PM
And a T-shirt for all desperate women over 40:
http://tinyurl.com/mp4aty
Posted by: Biff Champion at September 2, 2009 3:47 PM
Since the conversation has veered towards man-boobs, here is some re porn popcorn to get back to the path:
http://tinyurl.com/msz5wz
A lovely fire house in SF
Posted by: DeLepp at September 2, 2009 3:47 PM
bb - you should also get a pgm that lets you type boustrophedon.
Posted by: Arkady at September 2, 2009 3:47 PM
"arkadyiprefertousenospacesorperiodsorcapsinemailisthatok"
*BOOM!*
Sound of Arkady fainting.
Posted by: Biff Champion at September 2, 2009 3:47 PM
brightonithinkthatisonlyokifyourfriendsliketodevelopeyestrain!
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 3:47 PM
Biffy - Please tell me that the "G" is for Glamo(u)r, not Granma!
Posted by: Arkady at September 2, 2009 3:48 PM
Arkady, that outfit would look good w/your PUMAs. : )
Posted by: brighton beoch at September 2, 2009 3:48 PM
Arkady, I admit I had to google that. LOL. It is going on my x-mas list.
Posted by: brighton beoch at September 2, 2009 3:50 PM
Gorgeous house DeLepp. I think the only thing I don't like in there is the kitchen countertops (I hate granite - gasp...no one tell Mr. B!) and those stairs look like they'd cause me to eff up more than my foot :)
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 3:50 PM
bb - Does that mean "pneumatically uplifting my attributes"?
Posted by: Arkady at September 2, 2009 3:53 PM
"Biffy - Please tell me that the "G" is for Glamo(u)r, not Granma!"
It's for Grammar, Arkady.
DeLepp, that home is exquisite. I'll take two to go...with fries and a shake.
Posted by: Biff Champion at September 2, 2009 3:53 PM
Snappy, I told you to take up stair diving! I'll bring you a cafeteria tray when we have the clambake.
Posted by: bitter retort at September 2, 2009 3:55 PM
Haha! But what about when it's time for me to go up the stairs? Can we have a pulley or something installed?
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 3:56 PM
Grammarkdady?
Posted by: Arkady at September 2, 2009 3:56 PM
"Snappy, I told you to take up stair diving!"
I think the diving Snappy prefers does not involve stairs.
Posted by: Biff Champion at September 2, 2009 3:57 PM
OMG DeLepp, that's gorgeous. I am speechless. There is a firehouse right on westside highway that someone redid into a private house that I always gasp when I drive by. I love it.
Posted by: Kensingtonian at September 2, 2009 3:57 PM
ROFL Biff!!! Ahem....I'll plead the fifth...Where's my lawyer??
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 3:58 PM
snappy those stairs are for show, I think the place has an elevator.
as for sf, 2AM closing at the bar, how could we manage as a dirty stay outs?
Posted by: DeLepp at September 2, 2009 3:59 PM
Ok...with an elevator, I'll take it! After I change out the countertops to concrete that is :) That style of fireplace is one that I've been lusting for for a few years now. I want one soooo bad.
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 4:01 PM
reason I never considered any of scarano buildings, all those mezzeninnes to fall off of.
Posted by: DeLepp at September 2, 2009 4:05 PM
I know it's the letters of San Francisco but the cartouche on the upper left of the firehouse looks like a dollar sign (& the interior looks like gazillion dollar signs.)
Posted by: Arkady at September 2, 2009 4:06 PM
**testing. testing 123. is this thing on?**
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 4:20 PM
Anyone wanna live in the Czech Republic? Love the brick vaulted ceiling.
tinyurl.com/m52xl9
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 4:24 PM
Apparently not.
Posted by: Biff Champion at September 2, 2009 4:25 PM
Nice home, Snappy. But I'm worried about the dog in the 10th photo. Is he dead?
Posted by: Biff Champion at September 2, 2009 4:27 PM
Guy is telling me about German soldiers surrendering to him during the Battle of the Bulge.
Posted by: infinitejester at September 2, 2009 4:27 PM
:-(
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 4:28 PM
He does look a bit worn down, Biff. Poor pooch.
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 4:29 PM
jester, good thing DIBS is on vacation otherwise I would strongly suggest you don't use the words "soldiers", "surrendering" and "bulge" in the same sentence.
Posted by: Biff Champion at September 2, 2009 4:29 PM
snappy i think i'd rather live in the SF place. that place was SWEET! though the link you posted is interesting - all those vaulted ceilings!. sometimes i hate looking at the times "properties you can get for..." slide shows. they have one up now for 250k and it make me want to hurt myself a little bit when i think about the size and price of my teeny tiny studio compared to what's out in the rest of america.
Posted by: bodhi_brooklyn at September 2, 2009 4:32 PM
Yeah, bodhi, but it'd cost a fortune to commute every day so you're actually saving where you are.
Posted by: Arkady at September 2, 2009 4:35 PM
Very true bodhi. I like the SF place better as well, but those vaulted brick ceilings made me swoon a bit :) I always wind up gasping for air when I see the maintenance charges on the Manhattan coops. INSANITY!
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 4:35 PM
Did i just hear my name mentioned???
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at September 2, 2009 4:36 PM
Speak of the devil and he will appear!
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 4:40 PM
WTF?!? i keep yawning, which is make me yawn even more. it's like that contagious see someone yawn and then you yawn, except the someone else is ME! vicious cycle. i'm going to end up in a goddang heap passed out at my desk but still yawning. WTF, i just did it again. grrrrr
Posted by: CG_ups at September 2, 2009 4:42 PM
Snappy, they probably picked up that farmhouse for like 25K and then redid it and charging over a mil for international buyer appeal.
Posted by: Kensingtonian at September 2, 2009 4:43 PM
Since it's a slow news day in here, CG_ups, was always curious what that login ID signified (I figured out the Carroll Gardens part). Care to tell or is it personal?
Posted by: Biff Champion at September 2, 2009 4:45 PM
cg ups! like carroll gardens rules dude! das wot it means.
Posted by: CG_ups at September 2, 2009 4:48 PM
The size of the master bath on this one is OBSCENE!
http://tinyurl.com/ne5qym
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 4:48 PM
i just snorted some olbas oil and it stopped the yawning. holla!
Posted by: CG_ups at September 2, 2009 4:49 PM
"Since it's a slow news day in here, CG_ups, was always curious what that login ID signified (I figured out the Carroll Gardens part). Care to tell or is it personal?"
I always imagined it was an abbreviation for "up yours" but would love to know the real deal.
Posted by: brighton beoch at September 2, 2009 4:50 PM
cg_ups, so would you change ID if you move to say cobble hill or somewhere else?
Posted by: more4less at September 2, 2009 4:50 PM
Thanks. I figured that might be it. I need to brush up on my hip hop.
Posted by: Biff Champion at September 2, 2009 4:50 PM
It is a slow beoch day as well as a slow news day.
Posted by: brighton beoch at September 2, 2009 4:51 PM
cripes, i hope i haven't disappointed people with my boring explanation
Posted by: CG_ups at September 2, 2009 4:52 PM
i'll stick with carroll gardens for a while. probably won't move out of the hood unless i win megamillions or something
Posted by: CG_ups at September 2, 2009 4:52 PM
Mopar, that's great news so maybe your 11 psf renovation was more accurate than you realized. think you have an old stove at your place but I'll offer anyway. The Old (not antique) Caloric stove at my crown heights place has gots to go (MM & bxgrl saying that convinced me) so if you want it, you're welcome to check it out and take it.
email me if interested in checking it out crownofbk at gmail
Posted by: more4less at September 2, 2009 4:54 PM
"probably won't move out of the hood unless i win megamillions or something"
And then you can buy the place DeLepp posted and be SF_ups.
Posted by: Biff Champion at September 2, 2009 4:55 PM
Bigger is usually better, Snappy. Unless you have expertise in that area beyond mine, please refrain from judging what my or may not be OBSCENE.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at September 2, 2009 4:55 PM
Posted by: CG_ups at September 2, 2009 4:48 PM
"das wot it means"
should that be pronounced with a German accent?
Posted by: herkimermaid at September 2, 2009 4:55 PM
i always thought "CG_ups" meant she was a UPS driver whose route was in Carroll Gardens.
Posted by: dirty_hipster at September 2, 2009 4:55 PM
So Biff, mind telling us where the name Biff Champion came from? It reminds me of a superhero but always wondered where you came up with it from.
Posted by: TownhouseLady at September 2, 2009 4:58 PM
:) Dave, silly boy...I meant obscene in a good way :)
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 4:58 PM
THL, I trying to make a break from The Death Star right now so it'll have to wait. It's nothing exciting, so don't get your hopes up!
Posted by: Biff Champion at September 2, 2009 5:00 PM
actually it's fedex, the ups was to throw you off
Posted by: CG_ups at September 2, 2009 5:01 PM
I know this is going to sound nutty to a lot of people but I actually prefer a smaller (not cramped) bath. My folks have big house out in the sticks and the master bath is so big that when you take a shower or bath it always feels kind of drafty when you step out. I always like it to warm up a bit from the steam.
Posted by: TownhouseLady at September 2, 2009 5:02 PM
I had to go back and search for the firehouse posting. That place was nice. I always wanted to live in SF.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at September 2, 2009 5:02 PM
haha CG!
Posted by: dirty_hipster at September 2, 2009 5:02 PM
Break like the wind Biff!
Posted by: TownhouseLady at September 2, 2009 5:03 PM
I love to look at huge bathrooms like that but don't think I'd actually want one for myself. My OCD ass would never see the end of cleaning it.
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 5:04 PM
Yep, ready to slide down the dinosaur. Speak to y'all manana.
Yabba Dabba Doo!
Posted by: Biff Champion at September 2, 2009 5:05 PM
i vooork for germans herki
Posted by: CG_ups at September 2, 2009 5:10 PM
Snappy,
have you seen the newest set of itty bitty pics? OMG CUTE!
http://www.theittybittykittycommittee.com/
Posted by: TownhouseLady at September 2, 2009 5:11 PM
Gott im Himmel, Fed-Ex is German-owned?!
Posted by: herkimermaid at September 2, 2009 5:13 PM
i don't really work for fed ex or ups or any other job delivering packages. :)
Posted by: CG_ups at September 2, 2009 5:15 PM
OMG they are toooo cute! Aaaaah! Makes me wanna fill up the house with more wee ones! (but thankfully I come back to my senses soon enough)
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 5:17 PM
Funny, you never hear her talking about the downside of foster kittens such as mud butt, ear mites and other such lovely thing do you? I mean some of them must have them when she gets them since they come from feral and stray mommas.
Remember that Girls Gone Wild cutie Zoe? Well she had a sleepover and look what happened to poor darling Troy:
http://zakaryw.blogspot.com/2009/08/20-things-zdub-learned-this-weekend.html
Posted by: TownhouseLady at September 2, 2009 5:21 PM
Herk, child geniuses dont end up working for delivery companies
Posted by: more4less at September 2, 2009 5:23 PM
who was a child genius? i ate glue. still do.
Posted by: CG_ups at September 2, 2009 5:28 PM
ROFL!!! I'm crying. THL, that is too damned funny! I can't believe the poor girl chipped a tooth and the request for "thereal" knocked me out! hahahahahaha
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 5:29 PM
ok, the building emptied out for an "evacuation drill" and now we're back and my goddam excel file just motherfucking blew up.
Posted by: CG_ups at September 2, 2009 5:32 PM
And the comments had me dying too...
"Here's hoping you don't hear from Tooth Girl's mom's athurney."
ROFL
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 5:32 PM
I loved this with regard to the tooth:
Details emerge that they were playing a game, a game where two of them were lying on the living room floor in the dark and the other one was trying to run through the living room without stepping on them. Sounds fool proof really.
Posted by: TownhouseLady at September 2, 2009 5:34 PM
The whole post was The Bomb Dot Com!
Posted by: TownhouseLady at September 2, 2009 5:35 PM
Oh, the innocent games little ones play. And the amusement it brings!
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 5:36 PM
ROFL! I didn't know kids still used that saying!
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 5:37 PM
Remember light as a feather stiff as a board?
Posted by: TownhouseLady at September 2, 2009 5:39 PM
Oh yeah!
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 5:40 PM
They really crack me up.
O.k...I gotta go and drag my tired butt over to the bedroom to put away all the laundry my husband was kind enough to wash for me. I totally forgot about it and I'd hate for him to see it still sitting on the bed when he gets home.
Then I'm going to make some juicy hamburgers for dinner. My mouth is watering for them.
Posted by: TownhouseLady at September 2, 2009 5:42 PM
Have a great night all!
Posted by: TownhouseLady at September 2, 2009 5:42 PM
hmmmm....burgers...yum. Have a good one THL :)
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at September 2, 2009 5:45 PM
ta ta thl
Posted by: dirty_hipster at September 2, 2009 5:46 PM
OMG, a Caloric stove!? Email coming.
Posted by: mopar at September 2, 2009 5:50 PM
jeez - you guys sure clear out at 6pm
Posted by: dirty_hipster at September 2, 2009 5:56 PM
i'm still working :(
Posted by: CG_ups at September 2, 2009 6:00 PM
same here CG_fedex ;)
Posted by: dirty_hipster at September 2, 2009 6:19 PM
Mopar- it's big, got a storage section and possibly one section that may be a warming drawer. My nephew saw it when he was considering M4L's apt. and wanted to keep it- he's a great cook and loved the stove.
CG ups- I'm just checking in. spent the afternoon in the garden ripping out the remains of a 100 year old primrose (?) bush that died. I think too much rain this year- nasty with thorns.
Posted by: bxgrl at September 2, 2009 6:26 PM
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