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August 3, 2009

Co-op of the Day: 32 South Oxford Street

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We wish the original crown moldings were still there and the bathroom's a little too trendy for our tastes, but otherwise this studio at 32 South Oxford Street in Fort Greene is cute. (Some folks probably won't like the fact that it's on the ground floor facing the street either.) Maintenance is $375 and asking price is $249,000. Realistic?
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Keep in mind when you are appraising this that to OWN this apartment, you will be paying around $1700 per month which includes maintenance. That doesn't factor in the interest deduction which is at least a few grand back at tax time.

You ain't gunna find a nice looking studio on this street to rent for much less than that.

Posted by: 11217 at August 3, 2009 12:45 PM


So... $1500 a month (after the magic tax deduction) isn't terrible I guess.

BUT -- on principle, spending $18,000 a year to live in a little square. Hmm... am i alone thinking this is crazy? I think I have to move.

Posted by: tybur6 at August 3, 2009 12:49 PM

Tyburg you mean you are not positive that its a good idea to drop a quarter million on a small room in a fringe area of Brooklyn? Blasphemy, somebody make sure this guy gets his swig of koolaid at the next party

Posted by: brickoven at August 3, 2009 12:53 PM

Tyburg:

Most people spend that much (and a whole lot more!) to SHARE a portion of 2 tiny squares in this city.

This price is not outrageous. Apartments this size sell for about 50K less in places like Portland, Seattle and the nicest parts of Chicago and LA. This is back to reality. It would have sold for 299K in a day in 2007.

Posted by: 11217 at August 3, 2009 12:53 PM

As studios go, I think this looks pretty sweet. This is a prime block. If it included the back garden, it would be just about perfect as a pied a terre or first co-op for a single person ... if the price were about $200,000.

Posted by: Park Sloper at August 3, 2009 12:54 PM

Brickoven:

I already thought you were pretty ignorant before, but now suggesting that South Oxford is "fringe Brooklyn" has sealed the deal.

South Oxford is one of the most beautiful blocks in all of Brooklyn, dare I say NYC.

Posted by: 11217 at August 3, 2009 12:55 PM

Um how is Fort Greene a fringe part of Brooklyn?!

Posted by: BrooklynZoo at August 3, 2009 12:56 PM

"South Portland Avenue was awarded the #1 ranking in Time Out NY's Best Blocks issue. Ever since Charles Lockwood anointed it the best brownstone block in the city, it's had a special place in consciousness of Brooklynites and architecture freaks"

Posted by: 11217 at August 3, 2009 1:00 PM

I guess everything is relative here. To me anything on the otherside of Flatbush Ave is fringe. The price diff bet Bed stuy compared to Clinton hill and Fort Greene wont last. You can walk 10 blocks over and buy a townhouse in bed stuy for half a million. Why would anybody pay 250 for a studio with high maint

Posted by: brickoven at August 3, 2009 1:01 PM

sorry should have said 15 blocks over

Posted by: brickoven at August 3, 2009 1:04 PM

11217 -- "Most people spend that much (and a whole lot more!) to SHARE a portion of 2 tiny squares in this city."

Umm... and you don't find this repugnant?!?

Then you're probably part of the majority. But I'm here to say, spending $70 or more per square foot per year is fucking ridiculous and I'm soooooo happy this city's real estate market is being slapped around. It gives me hope that sanity and rationality might reemerge.

Oh, and 11217, your attitude is the CAUSE of the absurdly inflated prices all around.

Posted by: tybur6 at August 3, 2009 1:07 PM

B'oven, I live in Clinton Hill would could except it being tagged as fringe (ie as compared to BK Heights, Park slope, Cobble Hill) but think Ft greene has definitively moved beyond fringe and we can shift debate to whether it's prime or not.

Posted by: more4less at August 3, 2009 1:09 PM

You're an idiot, BO.

a TRUE idiot.

Nothing is relative in this situation. South Oxford in Ft. Green is Prime Brownstone Brooklyn.

Posted by: 11217 at August 3, 2009 1:09 PM

Can your really buy a townhouse in Bed Stuy for half a million that in good move-in condition?

Posted by: Nomi at August 3, 2009 1:10 PM

15 blocks in NYC is far, brickoven. And the difference between Fort Greene and Bed Stuy -- in terms of transportation and ameneties, which are high on most people's list -- is also huge.

Posted by: Park Sloper at August 3, 2009 1:10 PM

I actually think this apt. is more of a liabilty then an asset with the 350 maint. I put 175 in on the widget but in retrospect I would not pay that at all

Posted by: brickoven at August 3, 2009 1:11 PM

No, I don't find it repugnant at all.

It is what it is. NYC is expensive.

My attitude (pointing out that this apartment is getting back to a more realistic asking price and now is about the cost of renting) is the cause of inflated prices?

Ok.

I think you're right. I think it is time for you to move. You don't seem to understand the way our society, supply and demand, capitalism etc. work.

Posted by: 11217 at August 3, 2009 1:12 PM

BO talks a lot of crap. We've all been blessed by his/her prose and logic.
BO said 489 16th St wouldn't go for over a $1.0 mio.
So either the buyer was senseless or BO misjudges the market by 50%.
I guess they are not mutually exclusive.

Posted by: antidope at August 3, 2009 1:13 PM

"I put 175 in on the widget but in retrospect I would not pay that at all"


Cause you don't have it.

In my opinion, this apartment is located in a more prime area than most of Brooklyn Heights. The street is more beautiful, has more train options and has 3 times the variety of retail, restaurants and bars.

Posted by: 11217 at August 3, 2009 1:15 PM

this is 1 of the more move-in ready, great location, and relatively decent-priced studio in the mkt recently.

Posted by: more4less at August 3, 2009 1:16 PM

"Keep in mind when you are appraising this that to OWN this apartment, you will be paying around $1700 per month which includes maintenance. That doesn't factor in the interest deduction which is at least a few grand back at tax time."

Peak Price = 250/0.8 (market already down 20%) = 313K

After 5 years (and flat from there)...

Half Off = 313/2 = 157K

Money Paid = 50K (down) + 72K (1,200/mo w/ ded) = 122K

Money Received = 157K - 150K (loan bal) = 7K

Loss = 7K - 122K = -115K

Equivalent Rent = 115K/60 = $1,917/mo (for 400 SF?! Whew!)


"You ain't gunna find a nice looking studio on this street to rent for much less than that."

Yes ya are. And this assumes that maintenance stays at $375/mo which it aint.

***Bid half off peak comps***

Posted by: Brownstones Half Off at August 3, 2009 1:20 PM

Can your really buy a townhouse in Bed Stuy for half a million that in good move-in condition?

Posted by: Nomi at August 3, 2009 1:10 PM

NO, you most definitely cannot.

Posted by: daveinbedstuy at August 3, 2009 1:20 PM

11217 -- no your ATTITUDE ABOUT WHAT IS ACCEPTABLE TO PAY... The market is made up of people... people that accept or refuse to accept the $$ that is presented to them. New York seems to be full of people that just play dead and are willing to put up with the most absurd shit. $1500-2000 a month (each) to SHARE an apartment of questionable quality and size... How is that not truly fucked up to you?!

I know you are very open to the continued skyrocketing of prices because I am assuming you're a property owner that is looking for a payoff.

But if the *market* would just wake up and start resisting... just a tiny fucking bit. Maybe, just maybe a little normalcy would return to the market. Folks won't need to make $80k minimum (or have roommates at 45) to live in this city...

And don't throw Seattle, Chicago, LA and such in my face. Those markets are just as fucking retarded.

Posted by: tybur6 at August 3, 2009 1:22 PM

http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/reb/1303385013.html

Posted by: brickoven at August 3, 2009 1:23 PM

There are many places in Bed Stuy for half a million that dont need too much work

Posted by: brickoven at August 3, 2009 1:24 PM

BHO: impressive work with an adding machine.

I didn't previously understand that your opinion is that prices will be 50% off peak...FOREVER.

No wonder you have such a gloomy disposition. Feel sorry for your partner.

Posted by: antidope at August 3, 2009 1:24 PM

$375 a month is not too high. Saw a studio in the slope yesterday and they wanted $289 for a crappy kitchen, no light and a bathroom which felt like is was going to end up in the apt below it sloped so bad.
BO your "anything over Flatbush is fringe" comment makes we wonder what part of brooklyn you're from. Care to enlighten?

Posted by: DeLepp at August 3, 2009 1:24 PM

Thank you, Dave.

Posted by: Nomi at August 3, 2009 1:25 PM

11217, I agree there are likely more restaurant options in this area than Brooklyn Heights (if you don't include DUMBO, downtown, Cobble Hill and Boerum Hill, which are all quite walkable from BH), but can it possibly have more subway options? It's a few minutes walk to the A, C, F, M, R, 2, 3, 4, and 5 trains from almost anywhere in Brooklyn Heights.

Posted by: Biff Champion at August 3, 2009 1:25 PM

"Can your really buy a townhouse in Bed Stuy for half a million that in good move-in condition?

Posted by: Nomi at August 3, 2009 1:10 PM

NO, you most definitely cannot."

Can you really find a median household annual income (including rental) in Bed Stuy for 500K/3 = $167K?

NO, you most definitely cannot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

***Bid half off peak comps***

Posted by: Brownstones Half Off at August 3, 2009 1:27 PM

DeLepp I live In Brooklyn heights but I am on hiatus for summer

Posted by: brickoven at August 3, 2009 1:28 PM

Biff,

Sorry, I didn't mean to offend. Of course Brooklyn Heights is a wonderful place to live, but BO throws out such ignorant statements, (and I know he lives in BH) so I was just alerting him that someone like me would be much more interested in Ft. Greene than Brooklyn Heights. As would most people my age, I'd think.

But this isn't a far walk to Atlantic Center with a ton of train options.

Posted by: 11217 at August 3, 2009 1:30 PM

11217 thinks Fort Greene is more prime then Brooklyn Heights, his corcoran agent told him so. Shhhhhhhhh

Posted by: brickoven at August 3, 2009 1:30 PM

BO, I lived on Willow St.for about 5 years in the early 90s.
The banana republic was a burger king at the time. Should have brought then but didn't have cash.

Posted by: DeLepp at August 3, 2009 1:34 PM

11217, don't be sorry. Seriously, I wasn't offended at all. I was just curious about the subways in Fort Greene as I didn't think it was possible any other area could have more options than BH. As far as restaurant options strictly within BH, I completely agree they leave much to be desired, with the exception of a handful of good ones. Maybe you can ship over some of the many you have in Park Slope.
:-)

Posted by: Biff Champion at August 3, 2009 1:34 PM

Biff, for every good one we have in PS, there are 5 mediocre ones. I'm not complaining, but the bounty of riches is a bit deceiving.

All these areas are great, and for each person "prime" might be a different one.

But no one besides Sarah Palin would call Ft. Greene "fringe" in 2009.

Posted by: 11217 at August 3, 2009 1:37 PM

"I didn't previously understand that your opinion is that prices will be 50% off peak...FOREVER."

I didn't either, anitdope. I understood that by stating "flat from there" I meant a few years which is typical for a housing collapse. Who the hell is going to live in 400 SF for ten years (after which the market will only return to a fractional amount towards peak 'til next credit giveaway in 2103, say quarter off min in 2009 dollars whenever the hell that would happen)? This seller sure as hell aint.

***Bid half off peak comps***

Posted by: Brownstones Half Off at August 3, 2009 1:42 PM

I saw this place during their open house yesterday. It's super cute, but yes - small. If I were single and not such a pack-rat, this would be great for me. The park is just 1 block away, and I agree - this is perhaps the prettiest street in Brooklyn. The neighborhood and amenities can not be beat. I wouldn't live anywhere else!

Posted by: bklyn11238 at August 3, 2009 1:44 PM

"Can your really buy a townhouse in Bed Stuy for half a million that in good move-in condition?

Posted by: Nomi at August 3, 2009 1:10 PM

NO, you most definitely cannot."

Can you really find a median household annual income (including rental) in Bed Stuy for 500K/3 = $167K?

NO, you most definitely cannot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

***Bid half off peak comps***

Posted by: Brownstones Half Off at August 3, 2009 1:27 PM

MORE IGNORANCE. Please, BHO, enlighten us as to the relationship between a homes price and 1X average income.

Posted by: daveinbedstuy at August 3, 2009 1:50 PM

"But no one besides Sarah Palin would call Ft. Greene "fringe" in 2009."

ROFL!!!! I love it :)

Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at August 3, 2009 1:50 PM

11217 what would you describe as fringe Brooklyn?

Posted by: brickoven at August 3, 2009 1:55 PM

"MORE IGNORANCE. Please, BHO, enlighten us as to the relationship between a homes price and 1X average income."

Doesn't exist, DIBS. It's 3:1. Please enlighten us with ANYTHING!

***Bid half off peak comps***

Posted by: Brownstones Half Off at August 3, 2009 1:55 PM

I love the apt. but the half fridge is a killer for me!

Posted by: ebklyn at August 3, 2009 1:57 PM

Agree with the consensus-

This is a great piece of Brooklyn.

225k and its sold.

Any idea if renting is possible in this coop?

Posted by: Brooklynchimp at August 3, 2009 2:03 PM

This is a wonderful location, and I have the money to buy this place, but I wouldn't. I wouldn't pay $1700 a month to live in a studio -- especially not one with the kitchen in the main room. If I did buy a studio, it would be for the joy of getting my monthly payments down to $1000.

Posted by: mopar at August 3, 2009 2:03 PM

BHO...doesn't matter a rats ass what the existing median income for a neighborhood is if people who make more than that are willing to come in. More so especially if the neighborhood offers real value to what they see elsewhere.

People don't move from one block of brooklyn heights to another, either. They move in from somewhere else.

Please try to think before you post.

And, 3X income means absolutely nothing if you have a downpayment that's large because perhaps you actually made a lot of money from a long-held home. It has been many years since I did an 80-90% LTV.

Posted by: daveinbedstuy at August 3, 2009 2:04 PM

Well the widget is saying 212K, so we need to add an additional 15% for the "Brownstoner, this is the price I wish it were going to sell for appraisal method" bringing the actual selling price into the neighborhood of 243K.

Posted by: 11217 at August 3, 2009 2:14 PM

i guess the upshot here is who the hell wants to pay a quarter million to live in a shoebox for a good portion of there life? Not too many people could live in something so small for more then a couple of years without losing there minds.

Posted by: brickoven at August 3, 2009 2:19 PM

Depends on how many people move in, DIBS. A sprinkle of such people aint movin the median nor average. That's how the fundamentals are calculated.

"People don't move from one block of brooklyn heights to another, either. They move in from somewhere else."

True, but the trend has reversed. Fort Greene/Park Slope to Brooklyn Heights. Homes are cheaper. Everybody gets a location upgrade or two or three.

"Please try to think before you post."

Just try to think.

"And, 3X income means absolutely nothing if you have a downpayment that's large..."

Conversely, that rare large downpayment means absolutely nothing to median income and therefore price fundamentals. Especially now that people can no afford a higher income nabe. Those downpayments are moving away from your hood. Unless of course you're talking short sale investors who pay cash, fix up and rent out to, guess who, folks who make the median income.

***Bid half off peak comps***

Posted by: Brownstones Half Off at August 3, 2009 2:21 PM

Anybody care to venture how big a place would it take for brickbrains to get his mind back?

Posted by: DitmasSnark at August 3, 2009 2:31 PM

I REALLY love that this studio has a nice little room that can be a home office or a dressing room as it appears it is in the photos on the real estate webpage. Also, it looks like a very nice, clean remodeling.

This is a very well-run building. I wish the gals upstairs in the building would chime in on this thread but they probably don't read Brownstoner or are too busy at work.

The next door neighbors (S & J) are really nice and their house is fabulously renovated. It doesn't get much better than that.

And NO, this is NOT fringe. Ugh. I got testy when I saw that too and I'm glad cooler heads jumped in and took the poster to task.

The only fringe in this area of Fort Greene at this point is the fringe on my davenport.

BHO, I have to say that you kind of lose your audience (i.e. me) with the endless quotes, calculations etc. Please distill it down. PLUS, if you're going to refer to maintenance/RE taxes going up over time as part of your argument, you might as well mention that the Rent Control Board allows rents to be increased every year.

Plus, BHO, while we're on it, I never quite seem to be able to understand from your calculations and explanations if you ever take into account that even if an apartment or house sells for a little less than the original purchase price (adjusted for inflation or whatever), that it's usually a gain in non-fringe Brooklyn.

So, really, the cost of ownership ends up being lowered by the gain at the end of ownership which throws you cost of "rent vs. own" out of whack.

Sure, there can be depreciation like with everything, but it seems that, generally, these living spaces (at least slowly) appreciate over time, especially now that we're no longer "fringe"... And even with depreciation, at least the seller pulls something out of it (unless, of course the owner is "underwater" which appears may be the case in parts of Queens, Staten Island and, yes, "fringe" (I shudder using that charged term!) Brooklyn and Manhattan).

I would imagine the seller is prepared to accept an offer below the asking price.

Frankly, if this apartment were on the garden, I would snap it up in a heartbeat. The maintenance is good and low (in my opinion), the location is wonderful. And BTW Biff, we really DO have incredible subway, bus and LIRR service all right together super-conveniently clustered in Fort Greene.

Wow, a nice, easy-to-keep-clean pied-a-terre...H'mmm. This studio is not my dream apartment but it's pretty cute.

It's very tempting to think about downsizing to a studio this size with such miniscule maintenance. Sell our house, fully retire so I could get out of NYC much more(but then there IS the pesky issue of eldercare her in town of course) and we'd use a nice, little apartment like this as the NYC address and not feel like we were losing Fort Greene...which is one of the reasons I'm finding it hard to downsize.

Don't imagine I haven't thought about it...there just isn't that many apartments for sale in Fort Greene that have been either to my taste or made sense financially. For example, why end up with a mortgage on a big, fancy apartment if the point of selling our house is to simplify?

Posted by: BrooklynGreene at August 3, 2009 2:35 PM

> The only fringe in this area of Fort Greene at this point
> is the fringe on my davenport.

SOTD.

Posted by: DitmasSnark at August 3, 2009 2:38 PM

where in Fort Greene is there a strip of Cafes, rest. and bars? I went to an awesome BBQ place there on a corner and that area was the closest thing I saw to that. That supermarket on Flatbush is super Ghetto on know that. We were in there and there was a brawl of about 5 people beating up the store manager who told them they had to stop eating the food and not paying.

Posted by: brickoven at August 3, 2009 2:45 PM

only orphans buy studio apartments

Posted by: aj at August 3, 2009 2:48 PM

> where in Fort Greene is there a strip of Cafes, rest. and bars?

You can find this if you follow these easy steps:

Step 1: Shut your mouth.
Step 2: Open your eyes.
Step 3: Repeat as needed until the stupidity pill wears off.

Posted by: DitmasSnark at August 3, 2009 2:53 PM

Yes, you've mentioned before, aj:

"i see no point in buying a studio apartment unless i'm an orphan and never had any family, or dont plan to have much of a social life. i think only introverts buy studio apartments."


"only orphans and introverts buy studio.....who wants to live in in 1 room for 30 years until mortgage is paid off?"


Troll, much?

Posted by: 11217 at August 3, 2009 2:53 PM

Ditmas I guess that means that my assumption that it does not exist is true? What ammenities do they have other then the stellar school?

Posted by: brickoven at August 3, 2009 2:57 PM

BO, Dekalb Avenue has a strip of rest and bars, as does lafayette bewtween south oxford and adelphi. Where on flatbush is there a supermarket? Flatbush would be more downtown brooklyn, not fort greene.

Posted by: DeLepp at August 3, 2009 2:57 PM

Thank you, DeLepp.

I was just walking down Lafayette on Saturday and admiring the nice stretch of food and drink options.

After going to the Flea.

Mr. B, please send the check to the usual address.

Posted by: DitmasSnark at August 3, 2009 3:02 PM

cool Delepp I will have to check that out. I think the BBQ place I liked was on that street on Lafayette. I will have to check out Dekalb I am pretty sure I did not see that area. The supermarket was part of Atlantic center I think and may have been a Path Mart. That place was something else.

Posted by: brickoven at August 3, 2009 3:04 PM

BO, even myrtle ave (from ft greene pk to Hall st or so) has a few decent restaurants here & there. BK Heights is for OLD Money (& lots of money). Much easier for regular Joes to blend in, live, etc in Ft greene. BTW, haven't heard anyone say the schools in Ft greene are good - ie all I have been hearing is massive complaints about PS20. PS11 been getting good press but that's in Clinton Hill.

Posted by: more4less at August 3, 2009 3:13 PM

I can see Fort Greene from my front porch.

And by the way, a lot of people wouldn't mind a studio. You can do a lot with a small space--although I've never really lived in one so what am I talking about? ;-) ...and if you're not living in it full-time, it can kind of serve more like one of those long-term business stay hotels. If it's beautifully furnished with furniture that serves multiple purposes (murphy bed, sleeper couch, tables that fold down or fold away, stacking chairs, clever storage), it can be very serviceable.

My fear is I'd junk it up in no time at all with too much bric-a-brac (a personal demon), but a smaller space might really force me to think twice. I really DO like the stuff I'm reading: "bring a thing/object into the home and another item has to leave the home." I'm not sure I could live by that artificial rule but I seems like a good idea.

Has anyone checked out the tiny house blogs? Very intriguing. I don't see myself being able to live in the smallest of them (or hoise myself into a sleeping loft!!! hahahaha!) but the small houses designed by Jay Schafer, or Ross Chapin or the various mod small houses available such as WeeHouse are kind of cute. Might be perfect for (really) old age!

By the way, re: restaurants in FG. Try Fulton Avenue too...and there's No. 7 on Greene at Fulton...which is apparently being dubbed one of the top 10 new restaurants in the US. "Who knew?"

Speaking of which, has anyone noticed the Bridgeport, CT ad campaign? Rather ridiculous but it has made me laugh when traveling I-95: billboards with "Bridgeport! Who knew?!" on them. Hahahahaha! If you know CT, you get how funny that one is.

Back to Fort Greene, unlike other fringe areas like the Heights, Park Slope and Dumbo, we have our own New York TIMES blog! Put that in your pipe and smoke it!

:-)

Posted by: BrooklynGreene at August 3, 2009 3:14 PM

For someone who claims to be a Brooklyn expert and to live in Brooklyn Heights, to not even know Dekalb exists seems rather suspicious to me.


Posted by: 11217 at August 3, 2009 3:14 PM

M4L:

In looking at his comments about Ft. Greene being fringe and the "super ghetto supermarket" comment, me thinks Brickoven likes his Brooklyn lily white.

It really doesn't sound like he ventures more than a couple blocks away from his perfect little Brooklyn Heights rental.

The whitest of BK neighborhoods...

Posted by: 11217 at August 3, 2009 3:18 PM


"Step 1: Shut your mouth.
Step 2: Open your eyes.
Step 3: Repeat as needed until the stupidity pill wears off."

I think you've ventured into areas that are far, far beyond brickoven's capabilities.

Posted by: East New York at August 3, 2009 3:18 PM

"By the way, re: restaurants in FG. Try Fulton Avenue too...and there's No. 7 on Greene at Fulton...which is apparently being dubbed one of the top 10 new restaurants in the US. "Who knew?""


It is indeed!

http://newyork.grubstreet.com/2009/07/fort_greenes_no_7_makes_top_te.html

Posted by: 11217 at August 3, 2009 3:20 PM

Hey Easy New York I have been watching for you.

Just to give you a heads charging for an additional occupant is very not legal and not only can the Leasee sue youre ass but you can be fined by the state on NY. Also the Rider makes the entire lease void and the renter can really fu%$&* you. You had better pray you make it when the next lease will start without the renter realizing it. SLUMLORD

Posted by: brickoven at August 3, 2009 3:26 PM

Back to the ad for the apartment. I think it would look great with some wall colour. Maybe, a warm colour as a low wainscotting? Not sure if a feng shui consultant suggested the artwork up into the corner by the window but I find it rather distracting. Wouldn't mind all the artwork to be on one sightline around the room on level with the picture that is hung between the windows.

I think I'd try to do away altogether with the central light in the middle of the ceiling so there would be nothing to visually break up the ceiling. I would rather see some nice mod table lamps around the room.

That dressing room is intriguing but I'd dare to suggest to the owner to neaten it up and retake the photo for the website if that's possible. It should be catalogue-ready for any open house! I'd even reduce down the bulk of the clothes and send them upstairs in a suitcase to a willing neighbor for the afternoon. If it looks less cluttered, that little room could be more easily imagined as a multi-use space: dressing room, home office, sewing/hobby room.

And depending on the room measurements, for a little (okay, a lot) there's some very clever furniture out there with wall beds that fold down, twist, turn, etc. so you can have a work table for example, but if you have a guest, the table folds flat against the wall and then the whole thing pivots in very little space to reveal a bed on the other side. Very clever.

I have a dressing room but it's only a dressing room with heavy furniture and dressers (no built in). It's a little bit of a catch-all It really could be a small bedroom since it has a large window. I've often dreamed of having the whole thing done as a built-in with a velvet settee set into cabinets and a little shabby chic chandelier...but then I wake up.

:-)

Posted by: BrooklynGreene at August 3, 2009 3:29 PM

Is the amount of trolling and stupidity on a COTD thread inversely proportional to the price????

Posted by: daveinbedstuy at August 3, 2009 3:31 PM

Yes, the lower price points attract the riffraff like myself.

Posted by: DitmasSnark at August 3, 2009 3:45 PM

BO, you need to walk down Lafayette to Clinton Ave and take a look at the old money mansions from the 1880s. Lafayette will also have the great masonic bldg and next door the queen of all saints cathedral. If you don't like crowds skip Saturday because the flee makes everything crowded. After walking down Clinton to Willoughby, trace back towards Dekalb and hang a right onto Dekalb and there is a stretch a rests for brunch on the weekends. African, mexican, morrocan, french, japanese, organic, indian,and american (don't bother with general greene though).
No7 is a great place as well, on the corner of greene, fulton and south oxford.

Posted by: DeLepp at August 3, 2009 3:49 PM


"Just to give you a heads charging for an additional occupant is very not legal and not only can the Leasee sue youre ass but you can be fined by the state on NY. Also the Rider makes the entire lease void and the renter can really fu%$&* you. You had better pray you make it when the next lease will start without the renter realizing it. SLUMLORD"

You're funny!

Posted by: East New York at August 3, 2009 3:56 PM

DeLepp, I'm amazed why General Greene is so packed so often.

Posted by: more4less at August 3, 2009 3:58 PM

Has anybody been to Samantha's Southern Cuisine?

The menu looked extremely enticing.

Posted by: DitmasSnark at August 3, 2009 3:59 PM

BrooklynGreene at August 3, 2009 2:35 PM,

Understand the math, inflation, the convenience of my quotations and the historic, once-in-a-lifetime nature of the recent peak and the near impossibility of seeing anything like it during the remainder of your life (massive worldwide credit giveaway and risk transfer). Prices will only bounce back to peak in nominal terms. Adjust to 2009 dollars and you'll never see it.

Can you please show me your math on this studio (rent vs own)? You own right?

Maybe I'm missing something.

***Bid half off peak comps***

Posted by: Brownstones Half Off at August 3, 2009 4:08 PM

"For someone who claims to be a Brooklyn expert and to live in Brooklyn Heights, to not even know Dekalb exists seems rather suspicious to me."

11217, while Mrs. Champion isn't white, her sense of direction and street awareness is likely even worse than that of brickoven's. I'm fairly certain she couldn't find half the streets in Brooklyn Heights on a map.
:-)

Posted by: Biff Champion at August 3, 2009 4:08 PM

Understand the math, inflation, the convenience of my quotations and the historic, once-in-a-lifetime nature of the recent peak and the near impossibility of seeing anything like it during the remainder of your life (massive worldwide credit giveaway and risk transfer). Prices will only bounce back to peak in nominal terms. Adjust to 2009 dollars and you'll never see it.

Posted by: Brownstones Half Off at August 3, 2009 4:08 PM

"Never?" I'm glad you know everthing with such certainty.

Posted by: daveinbedstuy at August 3, 2009 4:14 PM

If I were single, I would be all over this like a chinaman on rice.

Posted by: the chicken at August 3, 2009 4:16 PM

How much would a comparable, redone (to this level) studio go for in Manhattan or Brooklyn Heights? I'm curious if anyone knows...

And apparently, I've really been bitten by the downsizing bug. I'd love a super efficient, mod two bedroom flat with all sorts of clever storage and lovely little details. Would be lovely on a high floor with a terrace or a ground floor with a patio/little garden.

Oh, well. The daydreams of "A Lady of Quality" (Lady Vane's memoire in the Peregrine Pickle) if you don't know the reference...

Posted by: BrooklynGreene at August 3, 2009 4:20 PM

i'd rather be called a troll than live in a box for 30 years, but hey thats just me...why buy a place so small instead of renting one? no plans on having a family/dinner parties/any type of company? there's no space...i can see renting it but why commit yourself to that for such a long amount of time...

Posted by: aj at August 3, 2009 4:21 PM

Chicken, you forgot to Cap the "C" in Chinaman

Posted by: more4less at August 3, 2009 4:21 PM

M4L, I went back to Greneral greene thinking Andy and I were just cranky that day. Fool me once, fool me twice.....
mystifies me why that place is so crowded when there is clearly better places in shouting distance.

Posted by: DeLepp at August 3, 2009 4:23 PM

chicken...I think the saying is "Id be all over it like white on rice."

There is another rewrite but I'm not sure its an image you want in your head!!!

Posted by: daveinbedstuy at August 3, 2009 4:24 PM

at least youre gay 11217. i heard that nyc women wont date men who live in studios!


*rob*

Posted by: PitbullNYC at August 3, 2009 4:40 PM

that's exactly the phrase DIBS but since I'm a Chinaman, and all Chinamen live on rice, I modified the phrase.

Thanks for the correction M4L. My shame for dishonouring the motherland is second only to not achieving 100% in all of my math exams.

Posted by: the chicken at August 3, 2009 4:42 PM

How much would a comparable, redone (to this level) studio go for in Manhattan or Brooklyn Heights? I'm curious if anyone knows...

There seem to be quite a few at $299-399K in the Heights...

Posted by: BH76 at August 3, 2009 4:45 PM

> i heard that nyc women wont date men who live in studios!

If that's true, then it sounds like a perfect filtering mechanism.

Posted by: DitmasSnark at August 3, 2009 4:52 PM

The Chicken,
Did you really, truly need to add that comment? Hhh...very, VERY poor judgment.

And Aj, what about a 15-year mortgage? Who needs to live in a box for 30 years? You're right? Who does...but Sweetheart, I'm hear to tell you that "it happens"...kind of surprising as the years start adding up!

Then again, looking at all those tiny house blogs, it would seem ideal to be mortgage-free with a small mobile home or shack somewhere. Just not our style though. Our garden shed in New England is probably as large as some of those tiny houses. And, the more nicely finished, larger houses in the 700-800 square feet can be pretty darned expensive so you're "back at square one". I guess a tiny home on a piece of barely taxed land in the country is an option...problem is, if you live and work in NYC...

As I was saying earlier, this kind of nicely finished studio IS rather appealing because it would allow us to have a low maintenance pied-a-terre right in the heart of our beloved Fort Greene. I realllly love the idea of this being a studio BUT having that little multi-use room. Makes this much more exciting than a single room with a bathroom.

I guess if this were in the back of the townhouse and not on the ground floor with a ground floor entryway taking up space, it would be wider/have a small side room. Or, if it were on the parlor floor, since there's no stoop (sad), the parlor floor front studio would also have either a full width room a little side room. That might be nice too.

Does anyone know of any decent townhouse pieds-a-terre in Fort Greene. It seems that all the recent redo/condos are big and expensive. I've had my eye a bit on that Sanctuary top floor studio with loft but it's not really ideal.

Not to beat a dead horse as they say, but BHO, although I'll let DIBS fight it out for me because Maths and I aren't particular friends, I still wouldn't mind an explanation why an eventual sale, when you say it might at least in nominal terms, be back up to the original purchase price, would not go for something.

As I see it, without even depending on appreciation, but just imagine a house or apartment ends up selling for "something" (and the seller does not owe more than the sale price), then wouldn't that tend to depress the cost of ownership when all is said and done? If you're paying about the same per month to rent or to "own", then wouldn't owning be better since you have to take into consideration the tax write-off (interest and RE taxes), which we agree on, of course, but also the eventual sale which kind of "nets" back some of what one has paid over the years? I agree, one has to consider the "lost opportunity", or whatever term you guys bandy about on a busy day, of the downpayment...

If you sell for anywhere near what you paid, in my book, you've lived in a space and paid mostly just interest. If you've paid cash, you've simply lost the interest/income that could have been gained on that money if it had been in "the 2 or 3 per cents" as they said a hundred years ago. Last time I checked, the income minus tax on the income one is getting for "safe" investments is not very high and is higher than the interest one would pay on a mortgage. So it seems to make sense to "tie up" one's cash in a home...

AS LONG AS one does not overpay, granted.

Posted by: BrooklynGreene at August 3, 2009 4:59 PM

Not sure if many of you know, wheat and millet have been farmed in China for centuries. I found the reference above quite distasteful.

Thank you BH76 for the info. Those prices are doable. I'll look to see what's available. Is the New York Times search engine the best way?

Call me an oddball, but I would really rather we stay in Fort Greene but maybe I could get used to Brooklyn Heights.

Posted by: BrooklynGreene at August 3, 2009 5:15 PM

How embarrassing! I had a case of commentitis today. Oh well. It's just that see red when the Fort Greene detractors make snide remarks and so have to "jump in".

Posted by: BrooklynGreene at August 3, 2009 5:17 PM

Aw, chicken, not poor judgement. FUNNY judgement!

Posted by: Nomi at August 3, 2009 5:29 PM

judgment, ahem

Posted by: Nomi at August 3, 2009 5:30 PM

white rice is the everyday staple. why is Chicken's comment distasteful?

Posted by: more4less at August 3, 2009 5:32 PM


"It's just that see red when the Fort Greene detractors make snide remarks and so have to "jump in"."

I'm just happy you're not posting anymore haiku.

Posted by: East New York at August 3, 2009 5:36 PM

BrooklynGreene, don't downsize too much. :) If there are two of you, how about a cute place of 650 to 800 sf? With fireplace and French doors? Oh, and wouldn't a little patio be nice?

Posted by: mopar at August 3, 2009 5:43 PM

Brooklyn Heights is the whitest, lamest, most depressing neighborhood in its peer group.

Posted by: babygreene at August 3, 2009 6:23 PM

Thanks for the support, East New York...

But, yes, that haiku episode was atrocious! I agree. And when a girlfriend of mine told me about all these poetry groups online...I checked some out and it's all overwhelming and a little nauseating. It was a turn off so I stopped.

Mopar, look, I'll take the above crack as a snide remark. You should understand that "back in the day" as they say (NOP, back me up) rents in NYC could be low...YES, LOW!

I knew many people with a floor-"thru" either singly or a couple and they weren't breaking the bank, even on a modest income. Granted, apartments were RARELY fancy or done up. Just about every rental apartment in a townhouse in Manhattan or Brooklyn that I can think of off-hand, had a shabby edge, if not some full-blown shabbiness to it.

It's just gotten all out of whack and the last 25 years have seen a steady slide in wages/salaries and buying power. So here we are, rents for a studio that are 100% of the take-home pay for basic, fresh-out-of-college entry-level jobs (not finance or law mind you). It's not fair; it rarely has been unfortunately.

Frankly, I don't know how the young people are managing, but it seems there are all sorts of group situations in cheaper Brooklyn neighborhoods.

We should have the kinds of super-neat, clean, organized group apartments like those in Berlin. There may be a dozen people living in a sprawling flat with a couple of bathrooms and everything seems to run smoothly and the place is clean. Do we have anything comparable in NYC at this time?

Speaking of Germany, when is the Schwarze Koelner going to open? They had their gates either all the way or half-way down yesterday in the afternoon/early evening.

All in all, I would like to wish the coop-of-the-day owner all the best!!! Again, it's a lovely studio and I love, love, love the extra activity room and the tasteful renovation. Just one word again, for any open house, clean up the dressing room, dump half the clothes upstairs with the neighbors for an afternoon and fold everything super neatly like you would see in a shop. Really make that dressing room super cute and neat. Also, you might add a small table lamp with a warm bulb in that room if you don't have one already and/or add some under cabinet (i.e. IKEA) lights under the shelf to light the counter...and, maybe crazy, find a small but cute upholstered chair or tuffet to put into that room even if it doesn't make sense on a daily-use level. It might give the look that the room can be used to sit and read. Of course, it may be too small. It's hard to tell from the photos. Would be great to add some colour to the bit of visible wall mabye and maybe replace the picture with a mirror for now.

Best wishes!

Posted by: BrooklynGreene at August 3, 2009 8:02 PM

People buy studios as pied-a-terres, for student children, or (like I did) to get on the property ladder. They're not so bad for a few years; when you meet the love of your life, you can always rent it out as a long-term investment or even use it as a work studio. They are often the same price as renting and if you want to live alone, forget about affording a 1-bedroom to buy unless you have one of those six-figure jobs.

Nothing wrong with dating a man who lives in a studio--especially if he's responsible enough to own it.

Posted by: babygreene at August 3, 2009 8:53 PM

And anyone who has an issue with Fort Greene obviously hasn't been there on a Saturday recently.

Posted by: babygreene at August 3, 2009 8:54 PM

It's cute but it's not all that...I'd be leery to move there primarily because of the massive development underway; that area won't be the same after Atlantic Yards.

Posted by: argentina at August 3, 2009 9:35 PM

DIBS has no fight, BrooklynGreene @ 4:59. He's pure salesman (math is his foe too). To answer your question, you might walk away with cash at closing and feel good if you ignore the fact (likely) that your cost of living then will be twice as much as it is now or higher.

Inflation is an excellent tool for government (really, the elite) to fool the rest of the population into thinking that the markets have rebounded (this is what I think the administration is trying to do with home prices but failing miserably - inflate away debt). But you have to be conscious of the time value of currency. If prices triple from here in dollars but the dollar becomes absolutely worthless (hypothetical but not unrealistic - i.e. the Amero, a little conspiracy theory), then what does that mean? It means you gotta price homes in something else (Euros, Ameros, barter?) which might still have them at half off in terms of the 2007-09 value of that 'something else'.

You have to be smarter than to think in nominal terms. Retirees on fixed income will tell you.

***Bid half off peak comps***

Posted by: Brownstones Half Off at August 3, 2009 9:45 PM

Thank you BabyGreene for backing me up and disspelling some of the misconceptions out there. I agree that if you stroll around the neighborhood on a Saturday it's as though the whole East Coast has decended on us. The Flea Market sellers are from all over and the shoppers/strollers/brunchers are from ALL over NYC and from outside the city. People will even come in from Philadelphia for the day and spend it in Fort Greene. "Who knew?"

Argentina, I think you're a little out of touch with the goings on vis-a-vis the Vanderbilt Yards. That's the only thing "Bilt" about it...the name.

The project that is not, is titled "Atlantic Yards" (not very pretty of a name in my opinion). The existing yards are called the Vanderbilt Yards (gee...I wonder who THEY're named after?!). The "Atlantic Yards" has been nothing but Yards at Antics. It's shocking that so much good money after bad has been thrown down the toilet at this mess. I'd love a real accounting of both the total taxpayer money handed over so far, how much is really promised (which is apparently a mind-blowing number), the amount the MTA in a sense handed over by penning a lousy deal, and how much profit the developer could walk away with.

Of course, now the state wants to allow this project to have a 22 million year build out allowance...okay, you can scratch the "million". But why should any private profit project be allowed a quarter century? Most of us/many of us won't even be alive. Can anyone name one project like this? Sure Lincoln Center took a long time from drawing board to finished project and has been an ongoing project, in a sense, for years. But that is LINCOLN CENTER, not a lousy arena dead zone and simply, boring apartment towers.

They might as well have built a housing project frankly. Would be smarter to build affordable housing.

"IF" anything is ever built there, it won't have much impact on this little studio BTW so to bring that up now at the end of a long day is a little dumb...unless you did it for humour's sake.

Posted by: BrooklynGreene at August 3, 2009 9:53 PM

"Brooklyn Heights is the whitest, lamest, most depressing neighborhood in its peer group."

I like the older white people in Brooklyn Heights. I find them generally uplifting.

Not sarcastic. I was just there today. It was beautiful, not at all depressing.

It's irritating that it's OK to put down a neighborhood because it's white. Or old.

Posted by: Nomi at August 3, 2009 11:39 PM

Brickoven: you're having a bad post day fella:
South Oxford is "fringe" to be corrected by "anything on the otherside of Atlantic is fringe", then the kicker - "you can by a [livable]Brownstone in Bed Stuy for half a million" You need to get out more.

Posted by: Crownlfc at August 4, 2009 4:25 AM

"Brooklyn Heights is the whitest, lamest, most depressing neighborhood in its peer group."

- babygreene, it's sad when one has to put down another neighbourhood to make one feel better about one's own neighbourhood. And reverse racism is still racism.

"And BTW Biff, we really DO have incredible subway, bus and LIRR service all right together super-conveniently clustered in Fort Greene."

- BrooklynGreene, I never said anywhere that Ft. Greene does not have good public transportation options. I was just surprised when it was implied there are more subways (not talking buses or LIRR, although BH has a ton of buses too) in FG than in Brooklyn Heights, given, as I mentioned above, it's a few minutes walk to the A, C, F, M, R, 2, 3, 4, and 5 trains from almost anywhere in Brooklyn Heights. I was simply curious if Ft. Greene really had even more than those lines within a short walking distance for all homes in the area. If that's the case, hooray for them, that's great. I happen to really like Ft. Greene.

Posted by: Biff Champion at August 4, 2009 8:25 AM

BUT -- on principle, spending $18,000 a year to live in a little square. Hmm... am i alone thinking this is crazy? I think I have to move.

my sentiments exactly tybur6

Posted by: aj at August 4, 2009 1:49 PM

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