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Hey all:
Given the scintillating discussions the other day about grafitti in Brooklyn, specifically on/near the Manhattan Bridge, I've uploaded a few photos of same.
http://www.pbase.com/dentontay/manhattan_bridge_grafitti
On the other favorite topic, cats, I've done a short vid (26 sec) of what happens when a cat gets his head stuck in an asparagus bag and his 'friend' the dog investigates.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdLA2i5cA20
Posted by: denton at January 30, 2009 9:21 AM
Try putting your own asshead in a plastic bag, you seem to find it funny.
Posted by: cb6 at January 30, 2009 9:35 AM
Ah art! Think of how much my life has improved from looking at that. As someone who sells used art, I find it incredible that one will pay over $100.00 for a framed print of a Monet with writing all over it rather than have an original oil by someone who is unknown (and pay less), but nevertheless well done. But the grafitti. Think about it. You get to view it for free from the window of your taxi ride. I don't doubt that some of these "kids" (I know some of them are in their 30's) are talented, but like I said before. Just wait until the art ends up on the side of a corner brownstone. Unfortunately I'm at work and youtube is blocked to view the cat.
Posted by: Iknow at January 30, 2009 9:40 AM
hey i told my grandmother last night my sister has contacted me and she BUGGED out. she had no idea her daughter died in 2006 :( she told me not to meet those "evil kids" ugh. i thought i had to tell her because i wasnt sure she knew, and she didn't. it was rought. nokilissa, i am going to email you soon, it's just been so crazy the last couple of days.
on a lighter note.. i so want to move to sunset park!
Sunset Park porn shops in scandal
BY ERIN DURKIN
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER
Friday, January 30th 2009, 4:00 AM
A lawsuit over the city's sex industry dragged on for eight years before finally going to trial - allowing a glut of porn shops and peep shows to open in Sunset Park.
Residents charged in the suit the shops contribute to prostitution and keep the neighborhood from improving.
But the shops aren't breaking any laws because a city effort to regulate them has been tied up in court since 2001. The case went to trial in Manhattan Supreme Court this month.
In that time, the number of sex shops in Sunset Park has grown from a handful to about 25.
"Our community has been dumped on," said Community Board 7 Chairman Randolph Peers, noting sex shops began to flock to Sunset Park when the city cleared them out of Times Square.
"We have a prostitution problem," he said. "We're bringing in the customer base with all these sex shops."
Under Giuliani-era regulations, adult businesses are confined to mostly industrial areas and can't be located within 500 feet of a school, place of worship, or another adult business.
But the rules don't apply to businesses where 40% or less of the merchandise is "adult" - which doesn't count sex toys or lingerie.
In 2001, the city tightened the rules to include porn shops that offer peep shows, exclude minors, or tout racy material in their window displays. Two lawsuits were filed opposing the new rules.
"Mothers can't bring their children to school without exposing them to things they shouldn't see," said Gloria Hidalgo, 70, one of 200 Sunset Park residents who signed a petition calling for the shops to be closed.
But shop owners say they're protected by the First Amendment - and aren't doing any harm.
"The true test of free speech is enduring the speech we hate," said Herald Price Fahringer, lawyer for a coalition of businesses challenging the rules.
He said the stores already have "radically modified their inventory" to comply with the 60-40 rule, often carrying mainstream movies like "Saving Private Ryan" and "Rocky III."
"The regulations are so strenuous, so severe that to comply with them means you couldn't survive," he said, challenging the city's claim that they are trying to regulate sex shops, not put them out of business.
Gamage Prabath, an employee at Midland Video, at Third Ave. and 41st St., argued the shops are actually a boon to the community.
"They arrive at their sexual satisfaction here, so therefore the children and the ladies on the street are safe," he said.
Prabath questioned the wisdom of a morals crackdown in a time of recession.
"If they close these [shops], it will contribute to more severe unemployment," he said.
*r*
Posted by: PitbullNYC at January 30, 2009 9:44 AM
cb6...why don't you move to Sunset Park and stick your head through a glory hole.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at January 30, 2009 9:47 AM
ooooooh it's kinda early for a call out like that, no?
*r*
Posted by: PitbullNYC at January 30, 2009 9:54 AM
"cb6...why don't you move to Sunset Park and stick your head through a glory hole."
yeah cb6 Dave's mom works the midnight shift and when she take her dentures out, man o ma!
The What
Someday this war is gonna end...
Posted by: Return of The What at January 30, 2009 9:54 AM
Like I said in the other thread, What...if you want to start calling people's mother names, you're going to lose. There are more names to call yours and I know more words than you do.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at January 30, 2009 9:59 AM
Tisk tisk boys, let's not bring anyone's mom into this schoolyard scuffle. It's very unbecoming.
Posted by: TownhouseLady at January 30, 2009 10:02 AM
::weeping bitterly:: I guess I should just hold on to the fact that we had one day free of this nonsense.
Rob, that must have really sucked to have to deliver that news to your gram. :( I hope you all are dealing as best as you can.
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at January 30, 2009 10:04 AM
"Try putting your own asshead in a plastic bag, you seem to find it funny."
I prefer paper, works better with rubber cement.
Posted by: denton at January 30, 2009 10:07 AM
And now on a lighter note, check out these cuties and try not to smile :)
http://www.dewdrop-world.net/words/?postid=140
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at January 30, 2009 10:11 AM
This one's for you, Snappy...
http://www.junglewalk.com/photos/Clam-pictures.htm
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at January 30, 2009 10:14 AM
clam photos?
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at January 30, 2009 10:16 AM
You've forgotten yesterday's thread already, Snappy??
Memory=goldfish
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at January 30, 2009 10:20 AM
It's friday...I've been without cigarettes for two days now. It's a wonder I know my ass from my elbow!
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at January 30, 2009 10:22 AM
smokeless snappy = brain dead
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at January 30, 2009 10:22 AM
"cb6...why don't you move to Sunset Park and stick your head through a glory hole."
Think it's time to legalize prostitution in BedStuy.
Posted by: cb6 at January 30, 2009 10:23 AM
ooooooh snappy i was thinking about quitting smoking. especially after finding out my mom died of lung cancer at 50! i saw an ad from 311 that they are still offering free patches... they did a few years ago and i took the program offer and got two boxes of them.. i would wear them at night but still sneak smoke during the day. the patches were insaaaaaaaaaaaaane. they gave the most vivid dreams you will EVER have. it was like living a whole 'nother life while you sleep. i was using them like that just to have crazy dreams for so long i think i was making myself sick lol cuz i was all edgy and freakytown during the day.
lots of people suggest chantix (the prescription drug to quit) and apparently those give you crazy vivid dreams too for most people.. if i do that tho im going to make sure NOT to smoke while im on it. it's tough tho even tho i know i should quit for health reasons, and i can barely afford it, i still want to smoke :( what exactly will it take for someone like me to quit? my grandfather and mom died of lung cancer my grandmother has emphaseama (sp?) and still smokes, etc. grr maybe a hypnotist?
*r*
Posted by: PitbullNYC at January 30, 2009 10:27 AM
Prostitution is not a zoning issue. You can get it anywhere, you just have to have the money to pay for it.
SoHo Grand Hotel Bar= Very expensive prostitutes.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at January 30, 2009 10:29 AM
rob...don't smoke if you're wearing the patch.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at January 30, 2009 10:31 AM
I tried the patch once when I was in the hospital and therefore couldn't smoke. I found out the hard way that I am allergic to the adhesive on it. SEVERELY ALLERGIC. My entire arm down to my fingers turned purple (a major feat for a dark black woman!) and swelled up to the point that the nurse thought it would burst open. It took a few shots to get my arm back down to size, but I still have a square scar on my arm from where the patch was at. When I've called 311 to get the gum, they keep telling me I don't have a choice as to which one they will send me. All I can do is answer the questions and then wait to see what comes in the mail. For two years straight they sent me patches even after I told them I was allergic to it. They say there is no place to record on the computer form that I'm allergic so I asked the girl to list my last name as "AllergicToTheAdhesiveInThePatch"! She refused :(
My dad got so many types of cancer we stopped taking notice (he's still around by the way). He smoked for years. Cancer is huge in my family, but that hasn't really stopped me. I don't even really want to quit right now. The only reason I've stopped smoking right now is because of the price. I'm unemployed and quickly running out of dough. Something had to give and I'll be damned if it's my internet service or satellite tv!
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at January 30, 2009 10:36 AM
George Burns smoked till he died, no problem. So did my father.
Posted by: cb6 at January 30, 2009 10:36 AM
Spoken like a true smoker, cb6. Please go on about how you lost your "rights" when the smoking ban came into effect.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at January 30, 2009 10:48 AM
Won't tell you if I do or don't smoke, even if you plead.
Posted by: cb6 at January 30, 2009 10:53 AM
"George Burns smoked till he died"
Classic.
That was beautiful ditto! I spit my oatmeal out all over my screen!
Snappy, give it your damnedest! Go Snappy, Go Snappy!
Posted by: cobblehiller at January 30, 2009 11:08 AM
Gowanus = Rear
Posted by: cb6 at January 30, 2009 11:11 AM
denton- had that been one of my cats they would have ben freaking out. One of them got stuck trying to walk through the handle of a plastic bag and ran shrieking around the house till I grabbed him and got it off. Then I had to comfort him with much food. Your aby seems to olike the plastic bag on its head- is there a reason?
Posted by: bxgrl at January 30, 2009 11:11 AM
thanks cobble. I don't know how long I'm gonna last though. I swear I dreamt of Marlboros last night!
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at January 30, 2009 11:13 AM
The abyssinian was hyperventilating at the sight of the huge new $5,000 eco friendly range.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at January 30, 2009 11:13 AM
It was so Yogi Berra-esque I couldn't resist.
Posted by: dittoburg at January 30, 2009 11:18 AM
My favorite Yogi-ism is:
No one ever goes to that restaurant, it's always too crowded!
Posted by: TownhouseLady at January 30, 2009 11:23 AM
bxgrl - did you get your books yet?
Posted by: dittoburg at January 30, 2009 11:29 AM
"The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small."
Posted by: SnarkSlope at January 30, 2009 11:30 AM
Hey bxgirl, he usually likes being in trouble. Doesn't bother him, and nothing freaks him out.
He also likes asparagus. He has discerning taste and won't eat the stalks, only the tips. We of course found this out the hard way when he de-tipped a half a pound that was lying around waiting for the water to boil.
This was a asparagus bag from Costco. There must have been a few of those little tip-things still in it. So he reached in the garbage, put his head in the bag, munched away, and then couldn't get it off!
DIBS, better double that with the vent! Gotta have a designer cat to go with the designer range tho!
Posted by: denton at January 30, 2009 11:31 AM
That man should be awarded the Nobel prize for comedy.
Posted by: dittoburg at January 30, 2009 11:32 AM
Rob
1 -Good luck with the family thing. It sounds really difficult.
2 - Quit smoking; you'll be glad you did. I went cold turkey, no patch, but I'm stubborn that way.
3 - Based on what I've read in your posts, you would probably like Sunset Park. Check it our when it gets warmer out.
Posted by: SnarkSlope at January 30, 2009 11:32 AM
Yeah my old man smoked three packs of Luckys a day, and never wanted to hear about the health issues. He used to talk about cigarette issues like Bush talked about global warming--well, it's not actually PROVEN.
He even had the nerve to get me a book called 'Cigarettes are Sublime', you can buy it on Amazon for a few pennies.
He spent the last decade of his life w emphysema on oxygen. What a way to live, and die. He was a real prick, anyway.
Lung cancer's another great way to die. So get off the shit as soon as you can.
Posted by: denton at January 30, 2009 11:39 AM
This is a website started by a friend of mine
http://howtostartsmoking.com/index.htm
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at January 30, 2009 11:42 AM
Its not just lung cancer, cancer of pretty much anything the smoke touches including toungue, throat, osephagus, as well as periperal vascular disease (which sometimes leads to amputations) and, very importantly, heart disease. Go search some medical pictures of diseased organs caused by smoking if your needing a shot of motivation.
Steady, hold the line buddy.
Posted by: dittoburg at January 30, 2009 11:43 AM
Yoo Hoo Retards! I will post this story around! The collapse of the Mutant Asset Bubble keeps getting better! Hey Retards suck this down...
Bloomberg To Announce Bare-Bones, Doomsday Budget
Slew Of New Taxes On Tap, Higher Fees For Services, Plastic Bag Charge; City Workforce To Lose 23,000 Jobs
http://wcbstv.com/breakingnewsalerts/nyc.budget.mayor.2.921808.html
"After sharpening his red pencils and spending long nights squeezing the treasury for every penny, Mayor Michael Bloomberg is set to tell New Yorkers that the budget for the next year will be excruciatingly painful."
Someone should ask this Asshat "What happen to all of the revenue from the Mutant Asset Bubble years"! All the money from Transfer Taxes, Building Permits, High Assed Parking Tickets and Car Towing Extortion!
"There'll be fewer police officers, firefighters, sanitation workers and teachers in the bare-bones, doomsday budget to be announced at noon on Friday. "
Well here comes the crime! this is what happens when you make these kind of cuts!
"Wall Street and the spiraling out of control economy have dealt New York City a bad hand. The mayor has no trumps to play as he lays out a spending plan whose gap has grown nearly 400 percent in three months.
Shrinking tax revenues have turned the $1.3 billion November budget hole into a now-$4 billion chasm. "
Buh Bye retards! Nice knowing ya..
The What
Someday this war is gonna end...
Posted by: Return of The What at January 30, 2009 11:50 AM
I LOVE the Plastic Bag Charge!
Posted by: Biff Champion at January 30, 2009 11:55 AM
He always says Buh Bye, but yet he never leaves.
Posted by: SnarkSlope at January 30, 2009 11:56 AM
dittoburg- they just came! I am starting one of them today. I just know I'll love a book that starts with the childrens poem:
The worms crawl in
The worms crawl out
they eat your guts
And spit them out.
Ya gotta wonder :-)
denton- my cats love broccoli but barbarians that they are, turn their noses up at apsparagus. That's ok- I love asparagus, more for me.
Posted by: bxgrl at January 30, 2009 11:56 AM
"He always says Buh Bye, but yet he never leaves."
I can't say goodbye
(to the blocks)
goodbye
(to the streets)
goodbye
(to the hood)
I can't say goodbye
(to the hood)
goodbye
(to the blocks)
goodbye
(to the homies)
- Snoop Dogg
Posted by: Biff Champion at January 30, 2009 12:00 PM
Yoo Hoo? I can see the what saying "Yoo Hoo" from across the street like a village gossip in a lovely frilly bonnet.
Posted by: dittoburg at January 30, 2009 12:03 PM
goodbye.
Posted by: bayridgegirl at January 30, 2009 12:03 PM
Hey, What...
... Bloomsberry may want to cut 23,000 city jobs, but most city Union contracts have a "no layoff" clause, so it's doubtful.
City jobs will be "cut" though attrition and not filling currently empty positions, but the actual number of city workers "laid off" is going to be far less than 23,000 (non-Union employees will the be first to go most likely).
Posted by: christopher at January 30, 2009 12:06 PM
ditto- does he have a long pointy chin with a wart on it and wire rim granny glasses?
Posted by: bxgrl at January 30, 2009 12:09 PM
"Yoo Hoo? I can see the what saying "Yoo Hoo" from across the street like a village gossip in a lovely frilly bonnet."
Since we're introducing a new award almost daily, perhaps the lovely frilly bonnet can be awarded to the Asshat of the Day (AOTD), as chosen by The What.
Posted by: Biff Champion at January 30, 2009 12:09 PM
Here's a photo of The What in all his Yoo Hoo-iest glory!
http://dlisted.com/node/30262
Posted by: TownhouseLady at January 30, 2009 12:12 PM
THL, everything you're posting must be delicious since it's all blocked here at the Death Star!
Posted by: Biff Champion at January 30, 2009 12:14 PM
better a frilly bonnet than a baseball cap
Posted by: dittoburg at January 30, 2009 12:15 PM
I'm sorry Biff. The last place I worked was like that we were owned by a bank so we couldn't even access personal emails :(
Posted by: TownhouseLady at January 30, 2009 12:17 PM
I think Snark had high-octane coffee this morning!! He is cluster-snarking all over the threads,and one is better than the next.
Snark, you're on a roll today!!!
Posted by: benson at January 30, 2009 12:21 PM
better a baseball cap with frill
Posted by: bayridgegirl at January 30, 2009 12:23 PM
Hey Stupid!
... Bloomsberry may want to cut 23,000 city jobs, but most city Union contracts have a "no layoff" clause, so it's doubtful.
Bloomberg will be re elected and he will get those cuts! Trust me on this on!
"Since we're introducing a new award almost daily, perhaps the lovely frilly bonnet can be awarded to the Asshat of the Day (AOTD), as chosen by The What."
Thanks Biff but there are too many "deserving" people up for this award. LMMFAO!
http://dlisted.com/node/30262
Hey how did you get that picture of me!!!!!!!! Damn!
The What
Someday this war is gonna end..
Posted by: Return of The What at January 30, 2009 12:26 PM
Man things are getting bad. Wow I have never been happier to be that lazy guy who trades for a living...
Posted by: HOBOKENROCKS at January 30, 2009 1:24 PM
actually have some work to do today so i've been a little MIA today... what happened to Horror Show Friday? discontinued? that was my favorite thread... :-(
Posted by: bowl of dicks at January 30, 2009 1:35 PM
I'm beginning to suspect that Biff has a job at MarketWatch writing headlines. At this moment, emblazoned in ginormous type is:
"Scary January very bear-y?"
Posted by: SnarkSlope at January 30, 2009 2:31 PM
This is Horror Show friday, BOD
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at January 30, 2009 2:34 PM
Snark, how did you guess? Here are just a few of my best:
http://humor-world.blogspot.com/2008/08/20-funniest-
newspaper-headlines-ever.html
You'll have to paste the link together.
Posted by: Biff Champion at January 30, 2009 2:39 PM
Oh my GAWD, they are still building brownstones. Really really really! Or more specifically, a Greek Revival free-standing mansion.
Check this out:
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/30/greathomesanddestinations/30away.html
If the link doesn't work, you can find it in the NYT Great Homes & Destinations section, published Jan. 29.
Rob, I quit smoking after more than a decade, and highly recommend it. It's hard but the more often you quit you get better at it and then you stop for good, really. I love not smoking. (Warning: After you quit, you can't ever date a smoker again.)
Posted by: mopar at January 30, 2009 3:00 PM
"Bloomberg will be re elected and he will get those cuts! Trust me on this on!" - Return of the What.
You are mighty confident he will get re-elected. I'm not so sure.
Also, want and get are two entirely different things, especially when union contracts are in place. Sure, there are ways around them, some come up Oct 09, but what you need to realize is that if Bloomberg wants to get re-elected he needs the city union's support. To guarantee 23,000 cuts to the DoE with a contract to be signed just before an election....
... I don't think so.
It won't be as bad as he says, and his re-election is no slam dunk.
And just because I know you are so enamored with him... Obama sucks ;)
Posted by: christopher at January 30, 2009 3:05 PM
Time for me to put on my baseball cap - backwards - and buy some smokes!
Posted by: East New York at January 30, 2009 3:06 PM
Who's going to beat him?????????
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at January 30, 2009 3:21 PM
Hmmmmm...Bloomy's anit-smoking campaign reminds me of.....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-tobacco_movement_in_Nazi_Germany
Posted by: East New York at January 30, 2009 3:44 PM
OMG!!!! Did you all see the lead story in AM New York??
This esentially sums it up...
“It’s hard for kids to differentiate
between essay language, IM language and
proper oral speech between friends and adults,” said
Fernandes, who teaches language arts.
www.amny.com/news/local/
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at January 30, 2009 3:44 PM
The smoking loons believe its their "right" to smoke wherever they please. Talk about a bunch of idiots that just don't get it.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at January 30, 2009 3:48 PM
"“It’s hard for kids to differentiate
between essay language, IM language and
proper oral speech between friends and adults,” said
Fernandes, who teaches language arts."
You needed a newspaper to tell you that? NEWSFLASH! It's been going on for the last five years.
Posted by: East New York at January 30, 2009 3:55 PM
“It’s hard for kids to differentiate
between essay language, IM language and
proper oral speech between friends and adults,”
It would help if the adults could.
Posted by: dittoburg at January 30, 2009 3:58 PM
"The smoking loons believe its their "right" to smoke wherever they please. Talk about a bunch of idiots that just don't get it."
A. I'm not a "loon."
B. It's not my right to smoke "wherever I please," and I follow the rules wherever I happen to be, without a problem. But it is my right to smoke, and it seems like you can't deal with that. It's a free country, man.
Posted by: East New York at January 30, 2009 3:59 PM
East New York;
You can feel free to smoke at my place. The baseball hat? Well, that's another story....
Posted by: benson at January 30, 2009 4:04 PM
I don't think its such a problem - I think people either chose to recognize the difference or ignore it. I remember when I was young and there were three languagages, that which I could use in class at school and not get a blackboard duster thrown at me, that which I could use in the schoolyard and not get bullied for being "common", and that which I could use at home and with my friends on the council estate (read English project) that I grew up on without getting beaten up for being a posh pansy. All very different. IMHO. And I'm no linguist, I just speak English.
Posted by: dittoburg at January 30, 2009 4:06 PM
Thanks, Benson. I have other hats (a couple of fedoras and even a borsalino).
Posted by: East New York at January 30, 2009 4:10 PM
ENY;
I have a fine gray Borsalino too. My favorite hat. Folks around Park Slope give me a second glance when I wear it.
Posted by: benson at January 30, 2009 4:12 PM
benson- a second glance as in "doubletake?"
Posted by: bxgrl at January 30, 2009 4:15 PM
"I don't think its such a problem - I think people either chose to recognize the difference or ignore it."
It's a BIG problem. In past generations, every American kid learned grammar as part of the elementary school curriculum. That doesn't happen these days. In fact, we're getting to a place where only a relative few will have a working knowledge of the rules of grammar. That's a good thing for me, because I make my living through writing and editing, and this development will make my skills that much more valuable. But it's bad for the country as we "educate" a growing generation of kids and adults who are ignorant of the true beauty - and proper use - of our country's primary language.
Posted by: East New York at January 30, 2009 4:16 PM
Benson, ENY:
Please, please wear your spiffy hats to the Brownstoner get together!
It'll remind me of Hubby (his Borsalino, is hunter green). There's nothing like a man in fine hat. Is it hot in here?? [as I fan myself]
But us Bay Ridge Tarts also like a baseball...backwards.
Posted by: bayridgegirl at January 30, 2009 4:19 PM
Should be 'baseball cap'
Speaking about rules of grammar.
Posted by: bayridgegirl at January 30, 2009 4:22 PM
Maybe the name of the party should be "Ass/Hats"!
Posted by: cobblehiller at January 30, 2009 4:24 PM
"The smoking loons believe its their "right" to smoke wherever they please. Talk about a bunch of idiots that just don't get it."
Hey Dave, do you happen to know the old woman who tried to assault me last week with a disgarded cigarette butt? "Don't litter in my neighborhood!! Have some respect!!!"
Posted by: dirty_hipster at January 30, 2009 4:31 PM
My "OMG" should have clued you in to the fact that I didn't think it was new news either. J
Kids haven't been taught proper grammar or writing skills for many years. And not that I said "taught" as opposed to "learned"
No problem with smokers smoking where they are allowed. Sorry, that wasn't my point. besides, I enjoy a good cigar every now and then.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at January 30, 2009 4:31 PM
Nicotine gum is even better than smoking. Then the stomach ulcers you get from the gum make it easy to quit that.
Dave, thank you so much for clearing that up about the Soho Grand Bar. I was wondering.
Denton, when you were a child, didn't your drycleaning and other plastic bags come printed with "NOT A TOY. DO NOT USE AROUND PETS OR CHILDREN. CAN CAUSE SUFFOCATION"?
It's going to be above 14 degrees this weekend. Yay, I want to go shopping!!! I haven't been since the October meltdown. Actually I got a little head start at lunch buying spring-colored socks at the Gap. I had to show my support for Patrick Robinson.
Posted by: mopar at January 30, 2009 4:33 PM
I'll be at the next party wearing third hat from the top:
http://www.linkinn.com/_Funny_Crazy_Hats
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at January 30, 2009 4:33 PM
proper grammar really is so last millenium tho. i dont see the big deal. it's just like accents. binary accents as opposed to lingual ones. it's not the end of the world cuz someone likes to lol
*r*
Posted by: PitbullNYC at January 30, 2009 4:35 PM
No kid ever learned how to speak in school. We all learn to speak by imitating our peers.
And plenty of my teachers got the "rules of grammar" wrong.
Posted by: mopar at January 30, 2009 4:38 PM
"proper grammar really is so last millenium tho. i dont see the big deal. it's just like accents. binary accents as opposed to lingual ones. it's not the end of the world cuz someone likes to lol"
Hey Rob;
When you finish translating this statement into English, please post it.
Posted by: benson at January 30, 2009 4:38 PM
So the language is evolving. Nothing new. Try reading Shakespeare if you doubt me. Or the Canterbury Tales.
Posted by: mopar at January 30, 2009 4:40 PM
"We all learn to speak by imitating our peers."
And our parents.
Posted by: cobblehiller at January 30, 2009 4:40 PM
Rob is a perfect example of what I'm talking about. I'll bet he writes in that fashion in part because he literally doesn't know how to write properly. He's right, it's not the end of the world. It's just very unfortunate, in my opinion.
Posted by: East New York at January 30, 2009 4:41 PM
I learnt to talk english in the streets.
Posted by: bayridgegirl at January 30, 2009 4:42 PM
And when it translates to their resume (if they even know how to construct a resume) good luck with them trying to find a job. that said, the person doing the interview may not know the difference.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at January 30, 2009 4:43 PM
I learnt to talk english in the streets.
Posted by: bayridgegirl at January 30, 2009 4:45 PM
A Brooklyn accent on a Chinese guy is sooooooo hot.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at January 30, 2009 4:45 PM
And I learnt to say it twice for avect.
Posted by: bayridgegirl at January 30, 2009 4:48 PM
"We all learn to speak by imitating our peers."
And we learn the RULES OF GRAMMAR in school. There's a difference.
"So the language is evolving. Nothing new."
Language and grammar are two different things.
Posted by: East New York at January 30, 2009 4:48 PM
Aks me if I care.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at January 30, 2009 4:50 PM
Who needs words!
Posted by: bayridgegirl at January 30, 2009 4:53 PM
mopar - the issue of evolvoing language isn't the issue here is it? Its what lexicon is appropriate for the situation. I think what we're getting to here explains why so many parents in my local playground think its ok to say shit every other word in front of my children.
Posted by: dittoburg at January 30, 2009 4:53 PM
Aks me is one of my pet peeves. I want to shout ASK! Say ASK!
Posted by: cobblehiller at January 30, 2009 4:54 PM
Ciao O' Great Master of Snark!
Posted by: cobblehiller at January 30, 2009 4:55 PM
While we're on the subject, let me lament dwindling vocabulary. Glint, glimmer, glisten, glow, all evoke different images in my head. If you just say "shine", you're not conveying much to me, just the bare minimum. Pretty soon I'll be using just twenty different words. Like a pirate's parrot.
Posted by: dittoburg at January 30, 2009 4:56 PM
Cobblers - I've got a taks for you.
Posted by: dittoburg at January 30, 2009 4:57 PM
Polly wanna glimmering cracker?
Posted by: SnarkSlope at January 30, 2009 4:59 PM
"mopar - the issue of evolvoing language isn't the issue here is it? Its what lexicon is appropriate for the situation. I think what we're getting to here explains why so many parents in my local playground think its ok to say shit every other word in front of my children."
Dittoburg;
Between this statement, and your dislike of baseball caps, I'm starting to think that you're my kind of person!
Posted by: benson at January 30, 2009 5:02 PM
I agree, BRG. Who needs words.
I've spent entire evenings all the way through breakfast with guys in Thailand without any more than a few sentences of broken English.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at January 30, 2009 5:05 PM
Well, I must disclose that I haven't got a moustache.
Posted by: dittoburg at January 30, 2009 5:05 PM
Dittoburg;
It's OK, you get a pass. Anyone who advocates for some decorum is OK in my books.
Seriously, I'm amazed to think how things have changed. I come from a working-class background,yet when I was a boy my parents always stressed the importance of trying to improve oneself, in all ways: language, dress, behaviour, learning, etc. When I look at the pcitures of my folks and their friends from years ago, they are better-dressed than the upper crust today. What happened?
Have a good weekend all!
Posted by: benson at January 30, 2009 5:13 PM
Words are just fluff for what's in our heart.
- BRG
Posted by: bayridgegirl at January 30, 2009 5:18 PM
"Glint, glimmer, glisten, glow, all evoke different images in my head."
The beauty of the English language is that there are words for nearly every nuance of expression.
Posted by: East New York at January 30, 2009 5:24 PM
'The beauty of the English language is that there are words for nearly every nuance of expression.'
The nightmare of the English language is that the words used for every nuance of expression can be misconstrued.
Oh, the effects!
Posted by: bayridgegirl at January 30, 2009 5:28 PM
Is this another jab ;-)
Posted by: bayridgegirl at January 30, 2009 5:30 PM
ENY, why is it that every other post of yours I feel the need to argue and then the next few I feel that we could be great drinking buddies. Certainly not a personality disorder on my end!!! :)
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at January 30, 2009 5:34 PM
Have a good weekend all!
Posted by: cobblehiller at January 30, 2009 5:36 PM
Only you can answer that one, Dave.
Posted by: East New York at January 30, 2009 5:38 PM
'Certainly not a personality disorder on my end'
I would think that your end has a personality of it's own!!! :)
Posted by: bayridgegirl at January 30, 2009 5:38 PM
There's been lots of jabbering lately!
Posted by: Biff Champion at January 30, 2009 5:44 PM
re-write:
Your end has a disorderly personality of it's own!!! :)
Posted by: bayridgegirl at January 30, 2009 5:45 PM
I think DIBS' end has been jabbering lately.
;-)
Posted by: bayridgegirl at January 30, 2009 5:48 PM
Sigh. Late to dinner again because of Brownstoner. Happy weekend all.
Posted by: mopar at January 30, 2009 7:02 PM
I'm from the dress means nothing school. I was glad to see that the 21 Club has just dropped its tie requirement. Apparently it, and the Rainbow Room were the last to ask for ties. And the Rainbow Room was just to sucker tourists into thinking it was a 'class joint'.
I remember I had to cancel a reservation at Lutece (in my early twenties) cuz I couldn't find my only tie. I also remember being offended in La Caravelle in my twenties by all the mofos with ties who smoked cigars after dinner while I was trying to enjoy mine.
I'm glad priorities are changing.
Posted by: denton at January 30, 2009 7:26 PM
Denton;
I want to pick this debate up with you next week. I actually think formalism will make a comeback. Ironically enough, I think a force for that change will be Obama, as the columnist John McWhorter has written (do you know him?).
Have a good weekend.
Posted by: benson at January 30, 2009 9:20 PM
At dinner tonight, a young couple sat across from each other in silence while separately texting. For pretty much the whole time. At an expensive and romantic restaurant.
Posted by: mopar at January 31, 2009 12:41 AM
mopar...then they were already married and for more than a few years. Not a date.
denton & benson...yes, I want to add a number of things to that dressed comment
We're pretty old school at our firm and we all wear jackets & ties. Le Perigord, La Grenouille...these are places I would never go without a tie. La Grenouille is probably the best & nicest & classiest restaurant in NYC. None of that loud music, loud people bullshit
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at January 31, 2009 10:38 AM
Nah, they weren't married. I could tell by the body language. Nor did they appear to be brother and sister. My best guess is the guy is purposefully playing her.
Posted by: mopar at January 31, 2009 10:49 AM
Benson, just a quick thank you for the kind words and coining the term "clustersnark."
Posted by: SnarkSlope at January 31, 2009 10:50 AM

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