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January 16, 2009

Horror Show Friday

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These two charmers hail from Bed Stuy and Canarsie, respectively, and can be yours for the low, low prices of $439,000 and $550,000. Any takers?
BEAUTIFUL 2 FAMILY IN THE HEART OF BED STUY [Craigslist]
Huge 2 Family Brand New [Craigslist]




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Is that a house in the left hand pic or a tetris block?

Posted by: dittoburg at January 16, 2009 11:33 AM

Please, not before lunch.

Posted by: daveinbedstuy at January 16, 2009 11:35 AM

for the 153th friday in a row looking at the same two pics, about to read the same old tired comments, i will once again chime in with, there is nothing wrong with either of these places aesthetically or structurally. except for the price, even that who knows. and the one on the left, one could argue it's flanked on both sides by two equally as crappy looking houses.

*rob*

Posted by: PitbullNYC at January 16, 2009 11:36 AM

did i just write 153th?

*rob*

Posted by: PitbullNYC at January 16, 2009 11:38 AM

beauty is in the eye of the beholder,
my opinion on these 2 properties....feh!

Posted by: Ysabelle at January 16, 2009 11:38 AM

did you just write "nothing wrong with either of these places aesthetically"

Posted by: dittoburg at January 16, 2009 11:39 AM

rob...you're banned for a day. Go back to curbed.

Posted by: daveinbedstuy at January 16, 2009 11:40 AM

Bed Sty...no itsy bitsy window on the top floor above the other one....no deal!

Posted by: bayridgegirl at January 16, 2009 11:47 AM

Don't listen to him Rob.

I'm really not liking the negativity of this whole "Horror house" thing. Do you have to do this Mr. B?

Posted by: cobblehiller at January 16, 2009 11:50 AM

house on the left should be illegal
the developer jailed and the architect revoked of his/her license

Posted by: blackstoner at January 16, 2009 11:50 AM

My first reaction to the Bed Stuy house is it looks like a prison. It competes with the ugliest house in Brooklyn on Greene & Grand.

Posted by: Schultz at January 16, 2009 11:51 AM

want it more saccharine CH?

Posted by: dittoburg at January 16, 2009 12:01 PM

Mr. B and all;

I have to agree with Rob's comments regarding the purpose of continuing this series in its present form. Yes, we all are aware that these homes will not win an award in "Architectural Digest" or whatever other design magazine Bay Ridge Girl keeps next to her toilet.

I'd like to propose a new idea concerning this feature, picking up on some comments of last week. I believe, as I said last week, that there must be some reality that the 100's of small contractors that build these homes face. It cannot be that all these myriad builders have malice in their heart, and so collude to produce this stuff. There is some factor in the marketplace that results in these homes, either on the supply or demand side. I think it would be worthwhile to investigate these factors, both on the demand and supply side.

Why not have a feature in which the builders of these homes talk about the supply constraints they face? Someone last week mentioned that you are already doing this with the "3rd and Bond" feature. The builders of Fedder homes are in a COMPLETELY different league, however from Hudson, the developer of 3rd and Bond. These guys operate on much smaller margines, and don't have time for such niceties as thinking up a clever marketing slogan for each development,the proper veneer for the kitchen cabinets, etc..

At the same time,I think you should interview folks who have purchased these homes,and explore their feelings about them. It just may be that they like these homes for reasons that have nothing to do with their aesthetics (shocking as that may be to the Brownstoner community).

How about it Mr. B? If you really want to eliminate this scourge of Brooklyn, let's investigate the market, and see what can be done about it.

Absent any market research, allow me to posit the reason for these homes: some folks actually like them!! My sister lives in Staten Island, in a newish development of homes that are a few steps up from a Fedders home. My sister has a flair for design, so she has followed through on the observations of Montrose **4QOTD** Morris. She has placed a flower box in front of the meters, and undertaken other aesthetic improvements to the home. She is, however, a distinct minority in her development. Most folks could not give a damn. My sister is so fed up that she is selling her place.

In my opinion, also expressed by Bob Marvin last week, the driver behind these homes are folks' values and expectations. I believe that if you want to eliminate these homes, the key lies in changing folks' tastes and values, which is a big topic for another day.

Posted by: benson at January 16, 2009 12:03 PM

benson -

I think part of the problem is exactly what you mention: many people don't really care about what the outside of their homes looks like. This is especially true, I'm sure, in areas where these homes may well be the newest, nicest-looking thing on the block, compared to crumbling and dilapidated buildings around them.

Many people also have trouble understanding that "new" and "nice" are not exactly equal. The interiors of these homes are brand new and may therefor strike many people as being very nice, even if they are in fact cheaply constructed. People may not realize that what looks nice to them now, because it's new, may look terrible after a year or two of wear, when the poor quality begins to show through in the form of peeling linoleum, cracking plastic, and similar.

Posted by: cwbuecheler at January 16, 2009 12:09 PM

Benson, you give this too much thought. It's just snobbery, and the worst kind.

Posted by: cobblehiller at January 16, 2009 12:11 PM

Benson, ignore cobblehiller. Great post, and great food for thought!

Posted by: Park Sloper at January 16, 2009 12:16 PM

Cobblehiller;

I hear what you're saying, and I've said the same thing on past Horror Show threads. If Mr. B. just continues this feature in its present form, then I think it is just plain snobbery, akin to "Look how the peasants live". That is why I'm posing the challenge to him.

CW;

Agreed. That is my point: the consumer expectations must be raised.

Posted by: benson at January 16, 2009 12:16 PM

"It's just snobbery, and the worst kind."

Hubris was the word that came to my mind. I'm sure one could walk all over Brooklyn and photograph homes that are "inferior" to classic Victorian brownstones and brick homes. What exactly does it prove?

Posted by: East New York at January 16, 2009 12:17 PM

I'm interested in what would be a good kind of snobbery.

Get over your sanctimonious selves, this pile of crap desrves a drudging, it is probably the only one it'll get.

Posted by: dittoburg at January 16, 2009 12:22 PM

Benson...I keep Fedder Digest next to my toilet. Just in case I run out to toilet paper.

Surprisingly, I agree with some of your points.
Benson, BENSON! Get up off the floor. Breath.

I'm not going to comment because I'm bored with this....I'd rather just make snide remarks.

Posted by: bayridgegirl at January 16, 2009 12:22 PM

"If Mr. B. just continues this feature in its present form, then I think it is just plain snobbery, akin to "Look how the peasants live"."

"Hubris was the word that came to my mind. I'm sure one could walk all over Brooklyn and photograph homes that are "inferior" to classic Victorian brownstones and brick homes. What exactly does it prove?"

Agreed.

Park Sloper: You miss my point.

Posted by: cobblehiller at January 16, 2009 12:23 PM

Oh look, ugly houses! Let us mock them, and let the cozy smugness warm us like a fine Armagnac.

Posted by: misterbubble at January 16, 2009 12:28 PM

"If Mr. B. just continues this feature in its present form, then I think it is just plain snobbery, akin to "Look how the peasants live".

Maybe Mr. B should only feature gorgeous very expensive homes…..and then we'd all be saying....

'If Mr. B. just continues to feature expensive homes in its present form, then I think it is just plain snobbery, akin to "Look how the high falutin bourgeois live'

Posted by: bayridgegirl at January 16, 2009 12:30 PM

No happy medium BRG? It's all black and white?

It's the attitude that I dislike. Why not speak positively about how to resolve the issue of good design at a good cost. What are the options? Why the mocking? benson and others are raising good points. Can there be positive discourse or must it always devolve into mocking and derision?

Posted by: cobblehiller at January 16, 2009 12:33 PM

BRG;

Did you take the time to read what I wrote in full, before trying to come out with a pithy remark???

I made the following statement in my challenge:

"How about it Mr. B? If you really want to eliminate this scourge of Brooklyn, let's investigate the market, and see what can be done about it."

What I would like to see happen is that economical, well-designed homes be built for folks on the lower end of the income spectrum.

Please take the time to read people's posts before commenting on them.

Posted by: benson at January 16, 2009 12:35 PM

benson, by referencing MM's "4QOTD" you're simply enabling her. If you want to get a QOTD you cannot let MM intimdate you with the brilliance or quantityof her writing - even now look how long yor posts are- you're even emulating her writing style! stick up for yourself, benson!

That said, I think what you're suggesting is an interesting idea. There are condos going up on my block and I've seen the developer's other buildings. They're quite nice actually- he's a small developer too. I'd love to see him interviewed about how he manages to put up small, very nicely designed (at least from the outside) condos.

I don't mind the building on the right- a little tlc and it would look pretty nice. It wouldn't win any architectural awards but its not a nightmare by any stretch. the one on the left- pretty close to unforgivable. The idea of brownstone brooklyn is not just a slogan- it's very real People love brownstone neighborhoods, and they've been used for years to sell Brooklyn as a great place to live. Buildings like this aren't just eyesores, they really hurt the neighborhood. even if you think its a poor neighborhood, buildings like this are an insult, visually, architecturally, and to the community.

Neighborhoods like Crown Hgts, Bed-stuy and Clinton Hill have seen gains because they have so much beautiful housing stock. Those communities have worked long and hard to rebuild the neighborhoods- cheesy, throwaway buildings like this ruin one of the great advantages these neighborhoods have- beautiful buildings and street potential.

I don't doubt that people will still buy these homes and be quite happy with them. The interior is new and bright and clean. But I happen to feel that we need to not just think in terms of the individual property, but the overall neighborhood as well. Landmarking is about that, really and I think often landmarking rules can be too prohibitive in some ways. Still- the developer for that building could have and should have done better.

Posted by: bxgrl at January 16, 2009 12:36 PM

It'd smack of hubris to me more if not for the fact that there have been many postings in the past of non-brownstone homes that Mr. B has said he finds attractive.

I can't afford a real brownstone anywhere in this city, but that doesn't mean I want to live in one of the apartments featured here, either. There has to be some kind of area between the two in which new developments are nice looking AND affordable. Yet it seems like everyone is putting up either stuff that looks like the standard horror-show-friday pics, or crazy super-modern condos that completely do not fit the neighborhood they're in.

Why is it so hard to just make new construction that looks pretty much like a brownstone? The vast majority of them aren't technically complex. They're just flat-front or maybe have a bay window.

Posted by: cwbuecheler at January 16, 2009 12:39 PM

Just cut and paste the posts from last weeks Horror Show.
Same difference. This is getting old.

Posted by: Chaka at January 16, 2009 12:40 PM

"Maybe Mr. B should only feature gorgeous very expensive homes"

Or, maybe he should stop making a point of singling out houses that are NOT brownstones and labeling them "horror shows."

Posted by: East New York at January 16, 2009 12:45 PM

Benson,
I did read your post. And like I said, I agreed with some of your points BUT I don’t want to comment because I’m really not in the mood to compose lengthy posts today.

Here’s what I agreed with:
‘some folks actually like them!!’’
You’re probably right, otherwise these types of homes wouldn’t be occupied.
‘the key lies in changing folks' tastes and values’
I think you’re absolutely right. Peoples views on architecture and the standards that they accept needs to change.

But I also believe that the majority of the masses don’t understand aesthetics and let’s face it, are influenced and accept what others promote. So there should be some responsibility of the architect / developer to provide better solutions.

It’s almost like what came first, the chicken or the egg.

Who’s going to force a change in Fedder architecture, the buyer or the developer?


Posted by: bayridgegirl at January 16, 2009 12:51 PM

Alright -- another way to tackle this is to ask architects, developers etc to submit work they have done that is budget conscious and meritorious design. It could even be a competition with budget parameters for the entries! A number of architects have said to me that hiring an architect (and not any old schlock architect) does not mean a building has to be expensive -- there must be examples?

Posted by: Schultz at January 16, 2009 12:54 PM

"Still- the developer for that building could have and should have done better."

Most definitely. There are developers who have tried though. The homes that were built in Bed Stuy on Malcolm X Blvd near Greene Avenue are an example. They are similar to the swath of homes that were built between Fulton and Atlantic before Atlantic Center mall was constructed. Those homes were designed with the aesthetics of their Brownstone neighborhoods in mind and were built for middle income buyers to boot.

Posted by: Chaka at January 16, 2009 12:59 PM

Hey! A good idea! Something with a positive and interesting practical and educational bent!

Schultzy, I love ya - you've brightened my day!

Posted by: cobblehiller at January 16, 2009 1:01 PM

Come on people, it’s a blog, this isn’t award winning news. Not everything needs be PC.

How about it if it’s labeled:

Ho-Hum Show Friday
Bland Show Friday
Not a Pretty Brownstone Friday
Brick Box Friday

While I too am bored with looking at the same stuff. Maybe Mr. B can mix it up with photos of some hideous renovations / add on’s.....we’ll have a field day with those!

My snobbery is in full display!

Posted by: bayridgegirl at January 16, 2009 1:04 PM

"Not everything needs be PC."

It's not about being PC, it's about not sh*tting on something that doesn't appeal to a certain aesthetic sensibility. Again, why not be positive, if crap design and construction is an issue - why not do something positive?

Posted by: cobblehiller at January 16, 2009 1:08 PM

Do you really think these developers/architects really give a rat's patooty what a group of folks here think about their buildings? The bottom line is that they make it, it sells, they make their money. Period. When I look at these buildings I'm not particularly offended by their appearance inside or out. What I do think about is people like my parents. Coming from a situation of true poverty, the likes of which many of you probably have never experienced first-hand, my parents scraped and saved to buy their first home (which they still live in to this day). That home (which is not in NY by the way) will never win any architectural or design awards but it's theirs. They are proud to have been able to obtain something to call their own. That sense of pride manifests itself in their upkeep of the property, etc. They cannot afford what a majority of people would call aesthetically outstanding. That did not stop them, nor should it stop others, from getting their piece of the 'American Dream' of home ownership. The folks who buy these properties may or may not be coming from a situation not unlike that of my parents. Regardless, they choose to buy these homes and very likely experience a surge of pride from being able to do so. Why devote an entire thread to belittling that?

Posted by: RTrain2Brooklyn at January 16, 2009 1:09 PM

Chaka;

I am not familiar with the homes on Malcolm Ave Blvd, but I am familiar with those near the Atlantic Center (which were built by Bruce Ratner, by the way!).

I don't disagree that these homes are nice,and respect the surrounding brownstone aesthetic. I discount those homes in this discussion for one reason: they were built with government subsidies. I am not saying that as a knock against government-subsidized housing, I'm saying that the builders of these homes operate in a completely different world than that of the private builder. For example: they usually receive the land already cleared by the city, and it is sold to them at some low nominal price. Also, government-subsidized builders of homes can build in a way that private builders can't. For instance,in the homes near the Atlantic Center, the cars are not parked in the front of the homes, they are relegated to a common lot. This is not an option for most private builders.

What I am asking about is the situation for privately-built homes.

Bxgrl: you're reading too much into my "4 QOTD" insert. It was just meant as a joke!

Posted by: benson at January 16, 2009 1:10 PM

I know those homes- I always thought they were a great effort. Is it too prohibitive cost-wise to do those anymore, I wonder?

Posted by: bxgrl at January 16, 2009 1:11 PM

The one n the right looks great compared to the one on the left. Perhaps the architects went to correspondence schools. Fortunatly these aren't built to last a 100 years.

Posted by: yaakovdoe at January 16, 2009 1:13 PM

I would hate to see a website mocking the house that I grew up in.

Posted by: Danny Noonan at January 16, 2009 1:20 PM

Rtrain, unfortunately, the prices of these Fedders houses are not cheaper than any other buildings. Shutlz, you are right it can be done better and for the same cost. (And actually, Habitat for Humanity is doing a great job with this in New Orleans -- and they included the potential occupants in the design process.) It's a simple matter of ignorance and economics.

The house on the right would be attractive by brownstone standards if it didn't have the Fedders boxes.

Posted by: mopar at January 16, 2009 1:21 PM

I'm not necessarily defending these two houses, but let's take the Bed-Stuy house on the left as an example.

This place is essentially just like the houses on either side of it, minus the fancy accoutrements around the windows and at the cornice. Depending on its location in Bed-Stuy, 439k is a good price. If you want, throw some woodwork around the windows and fat cornice at the top. paint it any shade of beige and you've got yourself a brownstone. and, unlike other "horror shows" this one is actually built in line with its adjacent buildings instead of pushed forward, so that's a plus.

There are rows of brownstones on some of the nicest Carroll Gardens blocks without the fancy exterior details and they easily look as bad as this place.

As far as the actual construction quality, there's no way to judge without seeing it. Maybe it's not so good, who knows.

So... in conclusion it's a shame that someone built this as it stands, but for that price and with a small amount of work, it could look great.

Posted by: TD at January 16, 2009 1:22 PM

Benson....I,(gasp)AGREE with many of your points. SCREECH!!!THUD>(Sound of world's rotation screeching to a halt, followed by jaws hitting ground).

I would love to have Mr.B find one or more of these developers to give his/her side of the story. I, for one, want to know if there is a computer schematic blueprint, or template that they buy, that enables disparate parties to all come up with the same stuff, no matter where in the city it is. I bet there is. Houses R Us.

I would like to hear the rationale for some of these places. I suspect that you are right, there is no conspiracy to uglify, just the blind desire to make a product, sell it, and move on to the next. I think this desire is oblivious to anything except profit, and it wouldn't matter to them if the same house was plonked down in Bed Stuy, Bay Ridge, Pelham Park, or midtown Manhattan.

This, to me is the crux of the matter: that it does not matter. It should. "Fedderism" is not the malicious doings of those who hate our communities, or those who want to possess our communities, but rather the bland, blind, banality of those who care only to make money, keep building, and move across the urban landscape like a factory assembly line mold that squeezes out a product into a space, and moves on to the next space.

I want to see viable communities. Necessary housing, new housing is needed, no doubt about it, and vacant lots need to be filled. But the mold needs to be adapted. Instead of squeezing out about 5 variations of ugly, how about getting the mold changed? If these houses are from a template, a kit, why not mandate that the city change the kit?

I agree that Horror Show Friday no longer serves a purpose, and Mr. B, let’s let it go. Let’s see what we can do to change hearts and minds here, where it counts. Is there any way for communities to have a say in what gets built? Can the city adopt a Code of Standards for Urban Rowhouse Construction? Can Brownstoner.com do anything? I’m very serious in my questions. Can Joe Public make a difference here?

We can pick these houses out of Craigslist, like fleas off a dog all day, ridicule them till the cows come home, but at the end of the day, they shake themselves off and jump back on the dog. To get rid of them, we need better tools. Any suggestions?


Posted by: Montrose Morris at January 16, 2009 1:25 PM

The problem with your proposal is that government cannot dictate what people can or cannot build. They do this to an extent through historic districts, but you cannot feasibly propose that EVERY building be put through the same kind of process.

Guess what, I don't like McMansions. should i lobby the government to have them outlawed?

If people didn't like these buildings, they wouldn't be purchased and then people wouldn't build them any more.
and let's face it... these builders are not tearing down majestic brownstones and building these. i'm sure most of these were empty lots previously. i don't subscribe to the theory that "anything is better than nothing" but the market has to dictate these things.

Posted by: TD at January 16, 2009 1:38 PM

I agree with Benson - enough is enough. This whole "horror show" thing seems to only appeal to a select few (the usual suspects)

Posted by: dirty_hipster at January 16, 2009 1:40 PM

benson- I was joking...jeesh.

Posted by: bxgrl at January 16, 2009 1:42 PM

I didn't realize that the homes downtown were built by Ratner or with government subsidies Benson. I am pleasantly surprised. I wonder how much more it cost Ratner to build something decent? Probably not much, if anything at all or else he would not have done it. Afterall, he didn't use limestone, brownstone, cedar clapboards and plaster. He used the same bricks/brickface and sheetrock that the private builders use and this can probably be duplicated by private builders with them still making a profit.

Posted by: Chaka at January 16, 2009 1:44 PM

'I agree with Benson - enough is enough. This whole "horror show" thing seems to only appeal to a select few (the usual suspects)'

And the ones it appeals to come to the thread and post...right dirty hipster!

Posted by: bayridgegirl at January 16, 2009 1:45 PM

Montrose and all;

Well, it looks like we have all come to the same conculsion, and hopefully Mr. B will wrap this Hoor Show Friday up, and move on as we suggest.

A few more thoughts:

-I remember that about 5 years ago the previous Queens borough president (I can't remember her name right now) tried to bring together a consortium of builders, real estate agents, community planners, etc. to try to figure out why moderate-income hosuing could not be built to the standards as those of the 1920's, when many attractive moderate-income rowhouses were built. I don't know what happened to this effort, but it seemed to go nowhere.

-I think there is a great opportunity for an entrpeneur out there to tackle this problem. As CWB said, there has to be a happy medium. It seems to me that some architecture/design firm should take a shot at developing a "template" for these private builders to use that optimizes materials, design and techniques so as to produce economical, functional and attractive housing, at a profit to the builder.

Posted by: benson at January 16, 2009 1:46 PM

when your choices are limited, you take what you can get. I doubt someone given a choice of a house with a nicely designed facade and this one would pick that Bed-Stuy house. guy wants a house, this is what they're given as their option- - the aesthetics aren't a top priority for them. It's budget and location. It doesn't mean they like them.

These houses don't get built ugly because of customer demand, they get built like that because the developer makes a choice. And the developers could make better choices and still stay within budget. It's not like they have no options.

Posted by: bxgrl at January 16, 2009 1:52 PM

"...you cannot feasibly propose that EVERY building be put through the same kind of process"

Why not? That's what they do in England and every time I go back there to visit my mother I'm struck firstly by the almost total lack of billboards lining the motorways (here such regulation would be regarded as a violation of free speech, I guess) and secondly by the absence of schlocky buildings. Sure there are some that ain't gonna appeal to all tastes, many that are just so-so, but there are very few that exhibit the total contempt for contextualism and basic aesthetics that the typical "horror show" house does.

Posted by: johnife at January 16, 2009 1:53 PM

Some folks may just enjoy saving a lot of money by not needing a movie-set quality veneer. People forget the million-dollar rowhouses of cobblehill, west village, etc. were utilitarian structures when they were built - perhaps over time these will evolve aesthetically as well. Either way, I don't think they are any worse than the plain woodframe houses in these neighborhoods, and they might be more sound structurally.... (might)

Posted by: lalaland at January 16, 2009 1:56 PM

If Mr. B gets rid of the 'Horror Show Friday' Thread, he'd be getting rid of the one thread that is generating the most posts today!

Carry on.

Posted by: bayridgegirl at January 16, 2009 1:56 PM

But, TD, city building codes dictate certain external criteria, such as set backs, mandated parking spaces, amount of FAR, as per zoning, etc, etc. And there is plenty of code to dictate what goes on in the interior, most of which seems to conform, just barely, but that is another issue.

The builders of the brownstones we love may have been the same kinds of people I'm talking about, but their product was better, aesthetically and practically. I don't expect a 2009 row house to be a copy of an 1899 row house. That is not going to happen, I get that. But what is wrong with setting up certain standards - a new Code, if you will, that says that buildings built as infill, like the house on the left, must complement the houses around them? It would not be difficult or more expensive to build a brick house that was the same height, or had similar fenestration.

The worst part of the houses on the right is the stairways and entrances. Couldn't something better be devised? I'm not an architect, and I can envision at least 2 different ways of solving that problem, and still enable the building to have separate entrances. A Code might solve that, because the Code would make someone think before just doing what was expedient, quick or cheap.

Maybe that is as elusive as world peace, but I think it's worth a shot to at least try. That's my Kumbaya moment for today, and this weekend.

Posted by: Montrose Morris at January 16, 2009 1:58 PM

Ok, I'll take your word that regulation like that exists in other locations. who makes the rules? who enforces it? is there one design czar lording over everything? do the rules adapt or are all the buildings stuck in one style of a particular era?

let's just say... if there is one set of rules would two entirely contrasting styles, let's say - a Frank Gehry building and a Robert Stern building - be allowed to co-exist?

i'm all for maintaining a high standard for our built environment but i'm unsure, speaking purely about aesthetics, how a high standard can be maintained without limiting creativity and choice.

Posted by: TD at January 16, 2009 2:03 PM

"Well, it looks like we have all come to the same conculsion, and hopefully Mr. B will wrap this Hoor Show Friday up, and move on as we suggest."

I think we should replace the Horror Show Friday with a Hoor Show Friday. We could still keep many of the same comments:

"Please, not before lunch."

"beauty is in the eye of the beholder, my opinion on these 2 properties....feh!"

"i will once again chime in with, there is nothing wrong with either of these places aesthetically or structurally. except for the price"

"The one n the right looks great compared to the one on the left."

"To get rid of them, we need better tools."

Posted by: Biff Champion at January 16, 2009 2:04 PM

I think what bothers me the most with the house on the right is that the doorways seem disproportionately small. But there are several cosmetic changes that could make a world of difference.

The other house - the small windows, the dollhouse sized door, the color of the brick- every choice they made was totally out of whack with the neighboring buildings ther didn't seem to be a shred of thought put into it. Makes me wonder how much care they actually put into the interior.

I know I make too much of it, but to me it shows contempt for your potential customer (oh they'll buy anything) to the community ( I don't care about them). granted developers are there to make a buck- but considering the effects they have on a neighborhood, shouldn't they be asked to have a little responsibility for the impact they make?

Posted by: bxgrl at January 16, 2009 2:11 PM

I so see your point, Montrose, but codes are just so cut and dry.

I am not sure if you are familiar with this particular house but let me give another example--
There's a house on the corner of Hanson Pl & S. Portland in Fort Greene which is a heavily renovated brownstone with this funky metal addition protruding out one side of it. (it's on a corner lot). To me, this an innovative and perfectly contextural adaptation of a classic brownstone. however, my fear would be that a code would strictly prohibit this kind of protuberance and the use of metal on the exterior.

how do you create a code which would allow for creativity such as this while maintaining the high standard we strive for?

Posted by: TD at January 16, 2009 2:12 PM

TD,

In the UK decisions as to what can get built are made by the planning committee of the local council, not by a central government "czar". If one assumes that there's a democratic process at work in the selection of council members, it's a pretty "close to the community ethos" way of regulating the local built environment. I don't have the time to search the web for examples right now, but I've set eyes on plenty of examples there of bold but aesthetically pleasing structures that exist in harmony with their more traditional neighbors.

Posted by: johnife at January 16, 2009 2:24 PM

What's the "metal protuberance?"

Personally I think we should have room for creativity in contextural or innovate adaptation. But the rowhouse is no adaptation, nor is it creative.

I love brownstones and rowhouses, it breaks my heart to see their beautiful interiors gutted in a dumpster. And I wish we could come up with a better way of dealing with that- but we do live in the 21st. Century. Creative reuse can be a wonderful thing,and it should be fostered. Still, codes should set a basic standard- for brownstone neighborhoods, it could be making facade visually tie in with the neighboring buildings in terms of color and proportion. These neighborhoods are an asset to Brooklyn, not a liability. We should be working to support and maintain them in ways that won't stifle property owners yet still be respectful of history.

Posted by: bxgrl at January 16, 2009 2:25 PM

But they are horror shows Blanche, they are.

Posted by: daveinbedstuy at January 16, 2009 2:33 PM

TD, I'm talking about what both johnife and bxgrl are saying. I don't want to stifle creativity, only develop building standards that celebrate what is around these new builds. If that is a brownstone row house, then that new house should complement its neighbors. It doesn't have to mirror it, or be built of the same materials. I understand the limits of budget. If infill housing is in a frame house community, then something contextural there, as well in a group of 20's bungalow cottages, or whatever.

Then the new, houses are completing the community, not fighting it, or ignoring it. Pride of place helps build communities. I don't believe that people don't care what their homes look like.

Posted by: Montrose Morris at January 16, 2009 2:37 PM

MM....sorry to disagree with you but I think there are a lot of people all over the U.S. that don't really care what their homes look like. On the other hand, many of them may only be able to afford up to a certain price point and, unfortunately, the exterior architecture takes a back seat in the decision process. That said, i still think there is no economic reason whatsoever that these places can't be designed to fit into the look of the neighborhood. All you need to do ( as I laughed at you in the last HSF thread) is rearrange the bricks, the staircases, the windows and the doors. The actual upgrade in, say the windows, would be marginal.

There is one additional issue, although probably a very small subsegment of the population. And don't everyone jump all over me on this and call me a racist because I've seen this again and again with parents of friends. Many Asians want to own a new home. They do not want to own a place previously occupied by anyone else. They especially do not want a hundred year home with many "ghosts" in it. This is not a prevalent view held by younger home buyers but it is certainly a factor with the parents/grandparents.
Many Asians will also not buy a home unless they can pay cash for it as they don't want a bank to own a mortgage. this too however is changing and is largely something felt by oplder generations. Hence, a market for these new constructions at these price points no matter what they look like.

Posted by: daveinbedstuy at January 16, 2009 3:11 PM

Is really that hard to design a new townhouse that fits the character of a old neighborhood. Alexandria VA. Georgetown DC, Baltimore and Boston which seems to be the best in doing this. I thick the people that put these homes up are very lazy and cheap. No one is guying this mess. They always end up being rentals. I am glad that the investors that built these homes are stuck with them. Shame on them for building such a horrible building... This stuff always makes me see red...

Posted by: Amzi Hill at January 16, 2009 3:59 PM

While I can certainly understand some of the sentiments expressed here with regard to Horror Show Fridays, and the taint of making fun of someone's house - especially someone who might seem a lot like our own moms & pops - I disagree strongly with the premise that it has no value or can play no redeeming part in improving the quality of development.

Even if a relatively small audience as compared to the community as a whole, although getting larger given the New Yorker and Times articles of late, Brownstoner likely can and does influence real estate deals and tastes in general.

It starts with the small things, but tastes and druthers have to start somewhere. These are NEW properties. We could have been spared. If builders and their "architects" begin to see that they are skewered (i.e. Horror Show Friday on Brownstoner! Oh My God! How embarrassing...) when they develop and build schlock, and consequently can't sell them for what they'd hoped, because community tastes and values have changed, even if slowly, then perhaps Horror Show Fridays can be said to have prevented even one or two of these things from going up on an otherwise beautiful or at least potentially beautiful block.

THAT, in my book, is a redeeming point.

Posted by: Nokilissa at January 16, 2009 4:08 PM

Amzi...Philadelphia has been doing it for about 10 years now. I've promised to post a pic some day in the Forum but just haven't gotten around to it. I can't seem to find any online links. They are really quite nice looking but more in the federal style.

ALso, I'm sure you know of those Habitat for Humanity houses on Halsey....they are far, far better than any of this crap.

Posted by: daveinbedstuy at January 16, 2009 4:10 PM

dave I think your point about Asians wanting to own new homes, not older ones is true in general. Same could be said for many Jews- but just going by my own dad and his taste for everything new, I think it was because they came from such poverty. New was equated with success. I still have to say I think despite that, no one looks at these fedder monstrosities as anything other than a stepping stone to something better. Most of them are so cheaply built that they can barely be deemed investment- IMHO.

Posted by: bxgrl at January 16, 2009 4:22 PM

Just so long as they decorate the interior like this:
http://www.sothebyshomes.com/nyc/sales/0016180#

Look *very carefully* at picture 3.

Posted by: nk at January 16, 2009 4:27 PM

"Can there be positive discourse or must it always devolve into mocking and derision?"

Oh bestill my heart. Cobblehiller has nailed it!

Posted by: wasder at January 16, 2009 4:33 PM

Aw, thanks wasder! : )

Posted by: cobblehiller at January 16, 2009 4:46 PM

Leave the old rowhouses to us Italians....We like to fix things up!

;-)

Posted by: benson at January 16, 2009 4:47 PM

nk, the dog? That was a beautiful catch. And an interesting whiff of humor/irony in a home one would imagine otherwise devoid of any!

Posted by: Nokilissa at January 16, 2009 4:50 PM

Woof!

Posted by: bayridgegirl at January 16, 2009 4:53 PM

It was very cute- I thought rest of the place was so dreary-

Posted by: bxgrl at January 16, 2009 4:59 PM

How did you see dreary, all I saw was drapery.

Posted by: bayridgegirl at January 16, 2009 5:01 PM

dreary drapery :-)

Posted by: bxgrl at January 16, 2009 5:09 PM

and if I understand correctly, you can take a bath almost anywhere.

Posted by: nk at January 16, 2009 5:12 PM

All of you have waaay too much time on your hands. Who cares if they are ugly - um, you don't live there. Get over it. There will be bad architecture - fedders ac units, etc...I can't believe the rants you get into over them.

Posted by: Nanook at January 16, 2009 5:12 PM

drapingly dreary :-)

Posted by: bayridgegirl at January 16, 2009 5:13 PM

nanook- because we do care about our neighborhoods and want them improved.That's a good thing.

Yes, BRG- it just dripped with dreary drapery.:-)

Posted by: bxgrl at January 16, 2009 5:22 PM

The Halsey Habitat houses was done well. Baltimore and DC did the Federal style which I would take any day over this. What makes all this really bad is that places like Houston are doing urban townhouses better than Brooklyn. I would take this before the horror mess:
http://blogs.forrester.com/charleneli/images/2008/07/18/brownstones_3.jpg

Posted by: Amzi Hill at January 16, 2009 6:36 PM

Nanook;

Those in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. You are someone who publishes a blog on such navel-gazing topics as your personal diet plan. Talk about too much time on your hand. At least we are discussing issues like city-planning, aesthetics and other public topics.

Posted by: benson at January 16, 2009 8:49 PM

Amzi, those houses are gorgeous! THAT'S what I'm talking about. Contextural, still new and modern, and made from the same materials already in use. I especially give them kudos for using rust/red brick. I really hate those gold bricks, and especially the faux textured pink ones.

Posted by: Montrose Morris at January 17, 2009 10:27 AM

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