Quote of the Day

Ok, since I am passing the baton so to speak (Psst, if you haven't heard, I was the previous 'Quote of the Day'), I'll be the first to post.

I see the previous, Quote of the Day lowered the standards around here.

I was starting to get hot and bothered until I realized that the directions were for 'legspreaders' on the train.

Posted by: bayridgegirl at November 10, 2008 3:56 PM

Biff, I'm glad to see you know your place is with me. Next time you see me, no hug, you bow down.

But seriously,you need help! Your first post for today and you're attacking me.

Posted by: bayridgegirl at November 10, 2008 4:19 PM

MAJOR RE-WRITE (before you know who catches it)

'Biff, I'm glad to see you know your place is with me. Next time you see me, no hug, you bow down.'

Biff, I'm glad to see you know where your place is with me

Not sure this is much better, but the first one sounding inviting...NO, NO, NO.

Posted by: bayridgegirl at November 10, 2008 4:27 PM

DARN YOU, BIFF!!!
Do you know anything about a Freudian Slip, or just an intentional slip?

Posted by: bayridgegirl at November 10, 2008 4:31 PM

"Keep Fucking Around" Party

Party of Two

Posted by: bayridgegirl at November 10, 2008 4:33 PM

'Although I'm doing my best these days to avoid a pink slip!'

Especially, with all the talk going around these days. I'm sure if you work hard enough, you'll beat it.

Posted by: bayridgegirl at November 10, 2008 4:47 PM

As soon as I hit post....I think about what I wrote....not sounding good here, people, not sounding good at all.
so sorry.

Posted by: bayridgegirl at November 10, 2008 4:49 PM

'This should be part of a Science of Living in New York series.'

First installment in the series.
Leggspreaders: How To Avoid Them or Embrace Them

Posted by: bayridgegirl at November 10, 2008 5:08 PM

Biff, I see you're always trying to one up me.
-Quote of the Day Honoree

Posted by: bayridgegirl at November 10, 2008 5:16 PM

First installment in the series:

Legspreading: A working girls guide to riding the system

Posted by: bayridgegirl at November 10, 2008 5:24 PM

Biff, Mine on top of yours was better.

Stop trying to re-write my stuff.

BTW - I have a re-write for you that I think you would enjoy, not sure if I should send it....interested??

Posted by: bayridgegirl at November 10, 2008 5:31 PM

I did the re-write about a week ago, but it's just sitting there....I'm holding out on you.

I also have something else drafted from about a week ago, you might be interested in reading.

I'll try to send them to you.
If you think you can handle them tonight, I'll pull them out of my files and give you a treat you.

Posted by: bayridgegirl at November 10, 2008 5:44 PM

Do you think people are talking? I hope so!!!
Everybody, get your minds out of the gutter...it ain't that way.

You notice, I'm ignoring some of you posts, sometimes, I AM at a loss for words. It's like my tongue is tied or tied up.

We needed DIBS and snark, and cobble to surpirse us all.

Posted by: bayridgegirl at November 10, 2008 5:59 PM

Speaking of getting a room - I have to go home to hubby...it's our dancing night.

And I'm going to follow these directions later:

'place your leg that's furthest from him on top of and across your leg that is closest to him. so the bottom is right next to his leg and if he gets any closer he will have a nice mark from the bottom. i never move my leg if they ask me to or say excuse me. i will only move my leg if they de-spread. if they re-spread, i respond in kind. works for me every time.'

Posted by: bayridgegirl at November 10, 2008 6:03 PM

thanks.

There something in your in-box...when do I get something in my inbox?

Posted by: bayridgegirl at November 10, 2008 6:20 PM

YIkes....I have to run into a meeting, but I'll be back on this.

Posted by: bayridgegirl at November 11, 2008 8:34 AM

^^^d^ did I just say something wrong.

Posted by: bayridgegirl at November 11, 2008 8:35 AM

Ppark.....we bored you enough, to post a comment.

‘Mr. B, please censor!’
Censor What??? Boring? Shitless? Exhibitionism????? I believe you’re reading too much into it. I just re-read the entire thread again. I didn’t say anything risque or imply it in any post, except 5:24 (and frankly, I think that is witty and clever, btw, no foul language was used.) and my 6:03 post, where I took liberty and edited the quote (OMG, 11214, might hit me with copyright infringement).

Ok, Ppark, I’ll give it to you, there’s one more of my posts where I went to Smuttville. Let’s see if you’re smart enough to figure out which one! But I can assure you the rest were not meant in a vulgar manner.

If you think these comments need to be censored, than you truly haven’t read, heard or seen anything in this world. May I suggest doing a search on line for ‘true dirty stories’ (please note: there are real sites with adult content – reader beware). It might raise your boredom level (And, YES, I mean that in a very naughty way). I don’t contribute to that site, but after you thinking that my posts are laced with lewd language, maybe I should re-think where my verbiage would be appreciated more (Biff, did I spell Verbiage right?)

Maybe I should stop writing the funny and start writing the smutty. (Shout out to me)

If it’ll appease, maybe I should start putting a warning at the beginning of my posts. PC – Pornographic Content. Would that help everybody? Maybe, then people will know which posts to read and re-read. If you haven't noticed, by days end, people are posting gibberish here. A few of us get together and shoot the breeze (I don't mean 'shoot the breeze' in a crude way, but if it'll make you happy, you can take it that way).

I don’t know if Biff wants me to defend him, but I will say, that most of Biff’s comments aren’t coarse.....corny, yes. But that’s Biff, He’s a Corny Man. (I got your back, Biff)

While we’re on topic of lecherous personas – can someone explain to me what ‘Passing the baton’ means - in the improper manner, of coarse.

This will probably be the longest post I write today so I hope something I wrote here, quailifies me for Quote of the Day!!

Posted by: bayridgegirl at November 11, 2008 11:02 AM

Also, if you want to read my above post in a lascivious manner, here are some words or phrases that might be conceived as vulgar.

- post
- too much into it
- thread again
- was used
- took liberty
- hit me
- infringement
- I’ll give it to you
- one more
- went to Smuttville
- Let’s see
- which one
- But I can
- manner
- need to be
- May I suggest doing a
- search
- dirty
- adult content
- It might raise your boredom level
- YES, I mean that
- Very naughty way
- contribute
- laced
- lewd language
- be appreciated more
- right
- You might want to
- has posted in
- call you out
- but come on
- let’s face it
- get vile
- it’ll appease
- putting
- warning
- beginning of my posts
- help everybody
- by day’s end
- people are posting
- get together
- shoot the breeze
- make you happy
- take it that way
- defend him
- coarse
- Man
- I got your back
- on topic
- passing the baton
- improper manner

And how could I forget – Biff wants me (third paragraph from the bottom)

It’s all how you read it people.

BTW – Mr. B – You can delete my posts anytime you feel I step out of bounds.
(should I add ‘bounds’ to the list – too bad it has an ‘s’ at the end of it.)
(And now also: End of it)
(And again: Now)
(Again)

Posted by: bayridgegirl at November 11, 2008 11:05 AM