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November 4, 2008
Park Slope: The Blue Half of the Two Americas

As we saw in the Brooklyn political donations map last week, Brooklyn tilts heavily toward the blue. Perhaps that's why the British newspaper The Guardian chose it to represent left-leaning America. "If New York city epitomises liberal America; and if Park Slope, a neighbourhood of Brooklyn heavily peopled by writers, artists and other creative souls, epitomises left-leaning New York; then the co-op epitomises left-leaning Park Slope." That's where they perched to poll Obamamaniacs about their feelings, which were "somewhere between excitement that Obama might be about to win, and uncontrollable anxiety that the Democratic cause was about to be ravaged once again." Apparently, anxiety is the prevailing sentiment. "One Park Slope food co-op member said a man in her block of apartments had stopped shaving until victory day; his beard was already long and bushy. Elsewhere across the liberal heartlands, a woman from Denver was reported to have put her love life on hold until the Colorado result came in, while a psychotherapist from Manhattan's Upper West Side said about 90% of her patients were raising electoral fears in their therapy sessions." By tonight, folks should be able to revert to shaving, dating discussing their parents in analysis, one way or another. By the way, the other America? Orange, Texas. "'I am not for socialism. Let's just put it at that way,' [the voter] snapped and then stalked angrily into the local Wal-Mart."
Fear and Loathing Divide Two Americas on Eve of Vote [Guardian]
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Park Slope full of creative people? You mean wealthy dilettantes and indolent fops who aspire to love the architecture of their neighborhood but repudiate the culture, laws, and ideals of the age in which it was built?
The author is right in one large sense that spells doom for America: the "new liberalism" is self contradictory. They can't have their cake and eat it too. They want the benefits of the free market but not the risks. They want freedom, but they don't want the responsibility to fight for it. They want everyone to have a nice home, they just don't want it built in their neighborhood. They want sound environmental policies, but not if it means a 5-story building will be built on their block. They want even more "rights", but no responsibility.
Park Slope is a microcosm of the new liberalism, but it is also the greatest example of why it will fail. Just like your typical Park Slope liberal has no idea how or why their beautiful neighborhood came to be, they also do not understand how the high standard of living they enjoy is the direct result of the system of society they repudiate.
When this country descends further into chaos, they will wonder how they got there. Today is not the beginning of a new era, a vindication of aged hippies - it is the last gasp of a utopian dream cooked up by the intellectual elite and propaganda masters of this nation. When it fails, and there is no question in my mind that it will, our society will be so consumed with nihilism there is almost no chance that it will survive. You combine this coming future with the sudden rise of identity politics, demonstrated repeatedly on this very site, and you have a recipe for civil unrest henceforth unknown in the history of America.
The sudden collapse of ideals and tribalism has always resulted in a bloodbath. I hope everyone enjoys their optimism for the day!
Posted by: Polemicist at November 4, 2008 10:20 AM
I vote for Polemicist as today's frustrated English Lit major testing out his freelance creds on a free website.
But I digress ... Here's a quote from that newspaper article:
"Everyone's saying it's fine, but I'm still worried," said Tamara. "I'm worried about all the ignorant people - I don't mean that pejoratively, I mean uninformed people - who are out there and who will swing it away from Obama."
If that doesn't capture the "educated liberal" political philosophy of "you're too stupid to make the right choice so I'll make it for you" I don't know what does!!! As if being informed = Obama supporter! Tamara, you are an idiot ... and I'm probably voting for your candidate!
Posted by: Mr Joist at November 4, 2008 10:50 AM
Haha...I liked this one I received this morning from one of my right-of-right investment blogs:
"A LIBERTY-LOVING READER OF MINE SENT ME A SNARKY EMAIL THIS MORNING. "HOORAY FOR AMERICA," HE WROTE, "FOUR TO EIGHT YEARS OF CORRUPT SOCIALISM." I TOOK THIS TO MEAN THAT THIS WILL HAPPEN NO MATTER WHO GETS ELECTED.
"WE SHOULD HOPE THAT IT IS CORRUPT SOCIALISM," I REPLIED, "BECAUSE IF IT IS THE IDEALISTIC KIND, WE ARE IN EVEN BIGGER TROUBLE."
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at November 4, 2008 10:54 AM
agree 100 percent with you polemicist. i just want to go to sleep and this whole crap to be over. obama liberal? yeah right. he means nothing to me other than a man with a big ugly mole on his nose on t-shirts. it's so strange i never disliked two candidates more in my entire life. i dont want to get all what-like but we are in for one hell of a nasty 4 years.
-rob
Posted by: PitbullNYC at November 4, 2008 11:00 AM
DIBS;
Unfortunately, it seems that those who believe in free markets and free trade are in for a long winter ahead. Speaking as a conservative and a Republican, we have no one to blame but ourselves for this state of affairs. My blood boils when I think of how the Republicans squandered their opportunity for meaningful reform when they had both houses of Congress and the Presidency. I blame two people in particular: Tom DeLay, who lost sight of our principles and allowed the Congress to decay into a spending free-for-all, and George Bush, who, as nominal head of the party, didn't knock some heads to put a stop to it. He never exercised the power of the veto.
Now all we have to look forward to is watered-down socialism. I agree that the inevitable corruption will actually be helpful, in that we won't get all the government that the new Messiah envisions.
Polemcist: you are correct about Park Slopers. They are folks who feast on the architectual remnants of a time and ethos that is anathema to them. The self-contradiction in their thoughts will lead to paralysis. We are headed for another Jimmy Carter presidency.
Posted by: benson at November 4, 2008 11:29 AM
Capitalists and free marketers will always find a way to make money. Here, China, Spain, everywhere. Opportunity is knocking right now.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at November 4, 2008 11:35 AM
Screw Barack Sadan Hussein Osamam Joe BInlaDEN.
Vote for Ron Paul
Park Slopers know nothing.
Ignorant bunch
Posted by: PropJoe at November 4, 2008 11:36 AM
Ahh, Socialism. Only good when it's saving our capitalist asses. Screw that, I can't wait until he imposes the Koran and Gay Sex on us all. Incongruous, sure, but who cares??? I've been troubled, however, with why God would make the antichrist Black. I never thought God was into Affirmative Action. Barack's gonna get the job then become depressed when he realizes he's woefully unqualified. That's just mean, God.
Posted by: LilBitOfLuck at November 4, 2008 11:42 AM
Dear Bitter Conservatives,
You had your chance. You did. You really did.
You fucked it up. You did. You really did.
You failed to eliminate our enemies and instead created new enemies.
You did not have the fortitude to cut spending. You buried us in debt instead.
You allowed widespread fraud to create a massive credit bubble which is now bursting to the detriment of all hard working Americans.
You did all of this, and the whole time you tried to paper it over by lies, lies, lies, lies, and more lies. Some of you still cling tightly to you lies, so tightly that I wonder if you really ever had anything other than lies to offer.
You had your chance.
You fucked it up.
Your chance is over.
Signed,
A moderate independent
Posted by: northsloperenter at November 4, 2008 11:45 AM
I live in a totally different Park Slope than you Polemicist.
I don't recognize the one you speak of.
Posted by: 11217 at November 4, 2008 12:05 PM
That was awesome northslope!
Posted by: cobblehiller at November 4, 2008 12:06 PM
Northsloperenter;
If you look at my post above, I don't hide from the fact that Republicans deserve to be taken to account. Having said that, your analysis is above is the stuff for cable-TV foodfights, not for a thoughtful discussion. In particular, your analysis of the credit bubble is way off the mark, in that it was a bi-partisan affair, which the NYT recently documented.
Who signed the law that deregulated the banks? Bill Clinton.
When the head of the Federal bureau that regulates commidities (a woman whose name escapes me at the moment) argued that credit derivatives ought to be regulated in the same manner, who went to "pay her a visit" and shut her down: Robert Rubin (a democrat), Larry Summers (ditto) and Alan Greenspan (republican).
The fact is that both parties have feasted off of cheap money, for different reasons. It will be interesting to see how they react in the years ahead.
I am dismayed that neither candidate had the political courage to give it straight to the American people. Both went around promising new benefits like candy, when both know full well that they should be preparing us for a new era of austerity. Neither called for sacrifice.
It is going to be interesting to watch, no matter who wins.
Posted by: benson at November 4, 2008 12:16 PM
NorthSlopeRenter (how appropriate)
Pelosi, Barney Frank, Al Greenspan & Bill Clinton all allowed the housing bubble to facilitate, not the conservatives. Ignorant liberal
Posted by: PropJoe at November 4, 2008 1:15 PM
The McCain campaig's motto has been "Anyone smarter than Sarah Palin is an elitist commie terrorist sympathizer," and yet the media is apparently to blame for his defeat.
AND WHERE CAN I GET THAT AWESOME POSTER?????
Posted by: Johnny at November 4, 2008 1:57 PM
benson and PropJoe,
The republicans had 8 years to address the problems created by the Clinton administration.
I will assume neither of you are so stupid as to not realize this.
Therefore I must conclude you are trying to shift blame rather than accept responsibility.
Responsibility is the price of power.
You must pay this price if you want to keep power.
Having the power to fix problems but ignoring them and making excuses instead is a sign of incompetence and weak will. Neither of those attributes is worthy of respect.
Posted by: northsloperenter at November 4, 2008 1:58 PM
11217:
There are two issues. The first is you accept the ideology espoused by Obama. You don't see the contradictions I described because you don't agree with them. The second is that you are still new to Park Slope, and haven't picked up on a lot of the hypocrisy of the neighborhood and its culture. Your writings are consistently idealistic, which is admirable. It isn't surprising you don't agree.
Benson: good posts.
Posted by: Polemicist at November 4, 2008 2:01 PM
Polemicist is definitely part of that hypocrisy, northsloperenter. Of course judging by his first snark of the day :"Park Slope full of creative people? You mean wealthy dilettantes and indolent fops who aspire to love the architecture of their neighborhood but repudiate the culture, laws, and ideals of the age in which it was built?" I would also have to say jealous, envious, bitter.....I'd go on but I am deriving much satisfaction over the thought that he's probably going down into the fallout shelter he built in his mothers basement and will sit out the next few years curled up in a fetal ball surrounded by bags of doritos and whimpering over the "aging hippies" who have taken over his world. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha........
What goes around, comes around. the conservatives who are freaking out over "socialism" need only to look at the record of the last 8 years. Think people, think. whence comes this huge rejection? think- begins with....B.....
The whole McCain campaign was a disaster from beginning to end, because the conservative right lack the ability to self-analyze. Instead of bemoaning Obama's election, you might want to take a long hard look at what you did wrong.
FYI benson- Obama did call for sacrifice and hard work. several times. You betcha.
Posted by: bxgrl at November 4, 2008 6:14 PM
Bxgrl;
I disagree. I'm certain that he used the word "sacrifice" in a rhetorical sense. However, I am talking about a specific policy proposal, such as proposing a reduction in social security payments and the like. Not only has he not done that, but he is promising more entitlement candy to folks.
Social security and especially medicare are the 800 pound gorillas in the room. Unless something is done, they will consume the lion's share of the federal budget in just a few years. Few politicians want to touch this "third rail" truth of electoral issues, for fear of losing votes. In this regard, Obama is pretty much the same.
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Posted by: benson at November 4, 2008 8:32 PM
Bloated defense spending is the real 800lb gorilla in the room.
Posted by: SnarkSlope at November 4, 2008 8:36 PM
Snark Slope;
What in the world are you talking about?
Note the following report from the CONGRESSIONAL budget office:
http://www.cbo.gov/ftpdocs/88xx/doc8877/Chapter4.7.1.shtml
The first sentence of the report states it all. For further confirmation, look at the section concerning defense spending as a percentage of GDP. It is at low levels compared to the cold war days.
Posted by: benson at November 4, 2008 9:52 PM
This is what I am talking about:
"U.S. defense spending in FY 2009, projected to reach over $700 billion, will be the highest since World War II, and represent nearly half of the world's total military expenditures.
When including $170 billion in projected funding for ongoing military operations in Iraq and Afghanistan, the United States will spend significantly more, in inflation adjusted dollars, for defense in FY 2009 than it did during the peak years of the Korean War (1953; $545 billion), Vietnam (1968; $550 billion), or the 1980s Reagan-era buildup (1989; $522 billion).
The United States is also slated to spend more on defense in FY 2009 than the next 45 highest spending countries combined – including 5.8 times more than China (2nd highest), 10.2 times more than Russia (3rd highest), and 98.6 times more than Iran (22nd highest) – and will account for 48 percent of the world's total military spending.
The defense budget has increased by an average annual rate of more than six percent in nine of the last ten years, a sustained growth rate not seen since World War II."
- http://www.armscontrolcenter.org/policy/securityspending/articles/tying_spending_to_gdp_bad_policy/
Posted by: SnarkSlope at November 4, 2008 10:47 PM
Snark Slope;
If you want to rest your case on a statement that does not take into account inflation or the growth of the GDP, well, so much for the quality of the argument.
The fact of the matter remains that our defense spending as a percentage of GDP is at very low levels compared to most post-WWII periods, especially the cold war period.
It also remains a fact that SS, medicare and the interest on the debt consum more than 50% of the federal budget, and their share grows every year.
If you want to advocate that Obama should cut our defense spending down to levels of hostile countries like Russia, China and Iran, be my guest. I'm sure he'll take that advice and watch his level of support plummet. The fact is that is he is calling for an increase in our troops in Afganistan.
Posted by: benson at November 5, 2008 7:21 AM
Benson - You conveniently express defense spending relative to GDP, yet mention "SS, medicare and the interest" as a portion of the budget. This is disingenuous and misleading.
Defense spending alone accounts for 37% of the budget. Therefore more than a third of the interest is also defense related, bringing the total over 40%.
Posted by: SnarkSlope at November 5, 2008 7:50 AM

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