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October 6, 2008
War of the Roses, Borough Park Style

Here's a story that will make some married renters take heart. Chana and Simon Taub built their Borough Park dream house in 1985: a five-bedroom, three-and-a-half bath, two-garage brick job with a mahogany spiral staircase and green marble walls. When the marriage fell apart, though, they could not agree on who should lay claim to their creation. So they're sharing it. Sort of. They've essentially divided it in half, courtesy of some plywood planks, and now they spend their days duking out the details in and out of court. "The house that had been the Taubs’ showpiece became a front in their domestic war, one involving more than a dozen attorneys and allegations of abuse, corruption, libel, perjury, fraud and forgery," reports the NY Times' Key magazine. "In the three years since Chana Taub filed for divorce, the couple has spent more money in litigation over the house than the house itself is worth." The suffering they endure is both emotional and physical; Simon controls the A/C switch, and "now the only way for Chana to get to her car from inside the house is to crouch down and shuffle under the staircase." For her part, Chana still sleeps in the bed Simon has demanded back in the divorce.
Love Their House, but . . . They Loathe Each Other [Key Magazine]
Photo by Kate Leonova for Property Shark
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some showpeice.
Posted by: bowl of dicks at October 6, 2008 9:36 AM
Sounds like they deserve each other.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 6, 2008 9:38 AM
Doesn't Chana know that she shouldn't question the authority of a man? Doesn't she know her place? Gosh, for all we know, she didn't walk far enough behind her husband when they were married!
Posted by: lowintheheights at October 6, 2008 10:18 AM
Anniversary gift ideas? His and Hers monogrammed Tasers.
Posted by: IMBY at October 6, 2008 10:24 AM
Who ever loses will most likely move to Mill Basin.
Posted by: bayridgegirl at October 6, 2008 10:29 AM
I find it amazing that people who leading such "devoutly religious" lives can behave in this manner. Spite, vengeance, cruelty, so this is what god has taught these two?
I feel no sympathy for either of them.
If either had a lick of sense they'd have walked away with their respective piles of money/property and said good riddance. Now they get to leave with ulcers and lawyers bills. What a sense satisfaction they'll have!
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 6, 2008 10:38 AM
"Doesn't Chana know that she shouldn't question the authority of a man? Doesn't she know her place?"
Ummm...she doesn't sound like the type to back down.
Posted by: East New York at October 6, 2008 11:42 AM
Exactly.
Posted by: lowintheheights at October 6, 2008 11:58 AM
Sounds like one of the few times the woman doesn't rake the guy over the coals in a divorce.
Do Orthodox Jews truly have sex through a bedsheet or is that just a myth? Better that than plywood, though.
Posted by: infinitejester at October 6, 2008 12:02 PM
This has been going on for years. It started before the actual filing for the divorce. This fight has split the community into Team Chana and Team Simon. What's worse is that it has also divided their children into two factions.
Posted by: Just Wondering at October 6, 2008 12:09 PM
Stupid yenta
Posted by: PropJoe at October 6, 2008 12:22 PM
This story pretty much disgusts me. These people are supposed to be so pious and devout and have no outside interests other than religion and their family, and yet they have let greed and the desire to win get in the way of anything else. Oh, and BTW, the house isn't even that great.
Posted by: tiptoe at October 6, 2008 12:23 PM
I'd love to see a pic of all the glitz in the bathrooms!!! I bet there are a few columns inside there as well.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 6, 2008 12:31 PM
How could anyone side with either of them?
Good luck to those kids! They really have great role models don't they? They should never have been allowed to breed.
Posted by: TownhouseLady at October 6, 2008 12:32 PM
'This fight has split the community into Team Chana and Team Simon.'
This post will split the blog community into:
Team: Don't care what happens to these two idiots
And
Team: That house is Ugly.
Posted by: bayridgegirl at October 6, 2008 12:42 PM
we're all members of team schadenfreude.
Posted by: z at October 6, 2008 12:52 PM
Can I be on both teams bayridgegirl? BTW, how did the Bay Ridge greenmarket go?
Posted by: Just Wondering at October 6, 2008 1:17 PM
Some of us bat for the other team.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 6, 2008 1:22 PM
What's with the yenta's blonde wig. Does she shave her kitty too? N'ah, probably not. They're not only greedy, but a dirty breed, these people.
Posted by: PropJoe at October 6, 2008 1:41 PM
PropJoe, you should be banned. You are disgusting.
Posted by: Montrose Morris at October 6, 2008 1:44 PM
Just asking if she shaves her kitty much like she shaves her head? Serious question, Montrose. I'd like to know. I'm sure others would too. And, oh, they're not greedy? Please. Look at that house. . .
Posted by: PropJoe at October 6, 2008 1:47 PM
PropJoe...I though you only had it in for the Sephardic Jews...Hassidics too??
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 6, 2008 1:49 PM
"PropJoe...I though you only had it in for the Sephardic Jews...Hassidics too??"
Yeah, man. Why do you hate so many people?
Posted by: East New York at October 6, 2008 1:54 PM
Hassidics are da bomb, yo. But seriously, does anyone know if they're fully shaved? Israeli bikini wax.
Posted by: PropJoe at October 6, 2008 1:56 PM
I ain't no player hater. Just be speaking the truth, my man. I'm an equal opportunity hater when it comes to peeps that deserve like the bald Taubs.
Posted by: PropJoe at October 6, 2008 1:58 PM
Title of said article should be called "War of the Rose(nbergs) or Rose(nstein). Right? If I were editor, that's how I would've played out article.
Posted by: PropJoe at October 6, 2008 1:59 PM
'I'd love to see a pic of all the glitz in the bathrooms!!! I bet there are a few columns inside there as well.'
Dave - If you go to the article, there are two pictures, you can glimpse some of the interior. I'm still trying to figure out what's that on the wall behind Mr. Idiot.
Posted by: bayridgegirl at October 6, 2008 2:19 PM
bayridgegirl, looks like a window covered by sheets of newspaper on the other side.
Posted by: goldie at October 6, 2008 2:26 PM
"I ain't no player hater. Just be speaking the truth, my man. I'm an equal opportunity hater when it comes to peeps that deserve like the bald Taubs."
Oh. You're a moron. I get it now, thanks.
Posted by: East New York at October 6, 2008 2:27 PM
ENY...I think he got beat up by the Jewish kids in his neighborhood when he was young.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 6, 2008 2:30 PM
I wish I was one of the divorce attorneys, although I would be insisting on progress payments. This divorce has to be a cash cow for the attorneys.
Posted by: bohuma at October 6, 2008 3:08 PM

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