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May 22, 2006

HOTD: Don't Worry, You Can't Afford It Anyway

houseThis is one of those crazy pads that are so expensive--and the potential purchasers so few--that there's not much point in discussing whether or not it's a good deal (though at half the price of this place, it's looking like a steal). The 9,500-square-foot mansion is a little time-worn and given the likely standards of the buyer will get a big makeover. Of course, we'd be happy to move in as-is. We suspect we could get by just fine! The listing's a little short on photos...Has anyone been inside recently?
Remsen Street Mansion [Brown Harris Stevens]




Comments

Check this one out, owned by a Columbia Law professor.
http://brownharrisstevens.com/detail.aspx?id=467206

Posted by: PPSer at May 22, 2006 12:15 PM

Why is $7.5M for the Remsen Street townhouse so outrageous? It's the size of 3 ordinary townhouses. Plus - consider the location.

No offense folks, but Brooklyn townhouses are a privilege to own. They are unique and rare and accordingly, costly. Not everyone is entitled to one.

It should come as no surprise that most people cannot afford one of the best specimens in the most choice of neighborhoods.

Posted by: Ed at May 22, 2006 12:20 PM

Ed,
We're starting to think you're on retainer by Marty Markowitz and the REBNY.

Posted by: Brownstoner at May 22, 2006 12:22 PM

By the way - if you can't afford a Brooklyn townhouse, either look for something in an un-gentrified area (and wait for the price to climb), or do what those unable to own precious land have been doing in Manhattan for years: BUY A CO-OP!!!

Posted by: Ed at May 22, 2006 12:22 PM

This was sold about a year ago and then the new owner jacked it up more than double of what was paid without doing anything to it. it is not worth what he is asking...rooms are very small

Posted by: me at May 22, 2006 12:24 PM

It's actually broken up into many Apts inside.

Posted by: Anonymous at May 22, 2006 12:24 PM

HA - I have no association with Marty or the REBNY, but I LOVE BROOKLYN and you should a little more too.

Posted by: Ed at May 22, 2006 12:25 PM

Easy boys.... let's play nice.... LOL! :-)

Posted by: BrownBomber at May 22, 2006 12:49 PM

Loving Brooklyn and bringing a critical eye to how its properties are priced are hardly inconsistent.

Posted by: Brownstoner at May 22, 2006 1:01 PM

Simmer down, simmer down....

Posted by: Mike G at May 22, 2006 1:08 PM

Where on Remsen Street is this place? The lack of pix made me think for a second that it was a (very) different structure, on Schermerhorn St. (a former prostitution den). I'm having trouble placing this, tho.

Ed-- sure, Brooklyn Heights brownstones are something special. But "entitled?" As in some people are simply not? Royal bequests of land are no longer typically made here in the states... at least, not since we had that little revolution in the late 1700s.

Join the fun of Brownstoner and don't be such a sourpuss! : )

Posted by: Cat at May 22, 2006 1:14 PM

If you look at this Corcoran listing then this property looks overpriced. 25 footer on same block in mint and move-in condition. "Only" $6.5M.

http://www.corcoran.com/property/listing.aspx?Region=NYC&ListingID=857657

Posted by: BrownBomber at May 22, 2006 1:19 PM

Remsen and the Promenade. That part of Remsen is lovely because there is a cul-de-sac. Prime, prime, prime location. The price isn't bad for something so big. Anyone purchasing it will have to spend another $2M to renovate, but heh, what's another $2M when you are paying that amount?

Posted by: Anonymous at May 22, 2006 1:19 PM

I guess I'm a little curious why these and other super brownstones don't sell more easily. It seems like there is a little resistance (to use a stupid financial term) at the $5m level. There seem to be a bunch $5m+ houses that have been on the market forever. Meanwhile, everyday glass box condos in Manhattan are going for $10m.

The house here is in a blue chip neighborhood with blue chip private schools. What am I missing?

Posted by: bkborn at May 22, 2006 2:00 PM

Hey, Bkborn- because the majority of Manhattanites still won't consider Brooklyn. And 5m and up is an enormous price to pay for a borough that means you either drive or take a subway across the river. I used to live on Remsen- beautiful street. Convenient, lots of great shops and restaurants- do I think Manhattanites are crazy not to want to live in Brooklyn? You bet. I left Manhattan because I hated living there.

Posted by: Anonymous at May 22, 2006 2:22 PM

I think what we're all missing -- because we all love Brooklyn -- is that most people with that kind of money to spend on a townhouse would rather buy in Manhattan. Sad but true.... :-(

Posted by: Park Sloper at May 22, 2006 2:25 PM

What?!?!? Bite your tongue savage!!! >:-(

Posted by: BrownBomber at May 22, 2006 2:38 PM

I saw this place on a recent stroll and thought it was not entirely attractive. It's a taste issue to be sure, but it seems to me that those who love The Brooklyn Brownstone, and have the money to acquire the best of breed in this aesthetic, might be put off by this structure's facade. I don't know enough about architectural styles (better-informed out there please advise) to say whether it's French or Italianate or what, but the almost fortress-like facade is both over-the-top and slightly off-putting. There's a buyer out there for this, no doubt, but one with decidedly different tastes than others in the Heights.

Posted by: Anonymous at May 22, 2006 2:45 PM

"I think what we're all missing -- because we all love Brooklyn -- is that most people with that kind of money to spend on a townhouse would rather buy in Manhattan. Sad but true.... :-("

I couldn't disagree with this comment more. I suggest the author get in touch with the virtues of this borough a little more fully and tap into the zeitgeist, because that conventional wisdom is roughly a decade old.

Posted by: Ed at May 22, 2006 3:14 PM

One thing that is interesting about this house is that it appears that an addition was put on some time ago. At least it looks that way if you look toward the back from the alley on the right side. This may have been integral with the house early on, however.

Posted by: Saul at May 22, 2006 3:22 PM

Why not buy in Prospect Park South, get double the lot size, and a cool 6 mil in the bank? You could live off the interest rather nicely.

Posted by: Nelson at May 22, 2006 3:24 PM

Hey Cat - yes, some people are not entitled to own brownstones; namely, those who cannot afford them. We live in a market economy, whether we like it or not.

Posted by: Ed at May 22, 2006 3:25 PM

This site seems to do more than bring a critical eye to how properties are priced in Brooklyn. It seems to encourage price controls which obviously suits another agenda.

I can't say that this obvious agenda - that Brooklyn remain affordable and that it eschew certain types of large scale development - is bad per se. But is such an agenda realistic? And will the pursuit of it actually encourage regression which removes many of the positive developments achieved in the borough over the last decade?

Posted by: Ed at May 22, 2006 3:39 PM

Furthermore, why limit prices in areas which have gotten expensive when there are plenty of less expensive areas that would benefit greatly from owners who care about preserving their brownstones?

Posted by: Ed at May 22, 2006 3:42 PM

It's a free market, dude, and commentary and discussion are part of the process. No one's holding down prices. We're frankly a little confused by this blind boosterism in which no price is too high.

Posted by: Brownstoner at May 22, 2006 4:10 PM

Hey Ed 3:14, stroll over to curbed.com and read some of the message board comments whenever Brooklyn comes up. The issue of "brooklyn vs. manhattan" is raised pretty often and you would be suprised, and perhaps saddened, by the number of people who still are of the mentality that manhattan is just better...always. I grew up in Brooklyn, and I live there now and love it. But many people, some who are from Brooklyn originally, still consider it a "step up" to be living in "the city", meaning Manhattan.

Again, you may not agree, but that mentality certainly exists, sadly.

Posted by: Anonymous at May 22, 2006 4:23 PM

Ed, you confuse me. Go away for a couple of days. Hey, whatever happened to CHP and Bx2B?!?!?

Posted by: BrownBomber at May 22, 2006 4:25 PM

there's another listing on remsen (near henry) for $4.6M that is much nicer, greater $ return, and needs little or no work and apartments are good sizes.

Posted by: me at May 22, 2006 4:25 PM

you guys are all so serious. lighten up for cryin' out loud...it's only real estate...

Posted by: m at May 22, 2006 4:27 PM

"This site seems to do more than bring a critical eye to how properties are priced in Brooklyn. It seems to encourage price controls which obviously suits another agenda."

It's pretty funny you say this Ed - from reading this blog over the past year it seems to me that there are plenty of folks who cared very little about price control and bid up crappy places to prices over a million dollars just for the honor of renovating them to the tune of 200-400K. It hardly seems to me that the people 'round here are interested in price control.

Posted by: Anonymous at May 22, 2006 4:30 PM

Hey Brownbomber- still reading and still posting but as anon. The constant attacks from the troll just got to be too much. I spent more time being angry and upset at him than being able to enjoy the blog and I know it didn't help when I reacted. Some things just push the buttons too hard. I read some other posts where he is calling different anons Bx2Bklyn, to see if he can get a rise out of me. Guess he's not having as much fun anymore. Same goes for CHP. Thanks for asking tho! :-)

Posted by: Bx2Bklyn at May 22, 2006 4:48 PM

I'm sure the "Manhattan is always better" attitude still exists. But to me, it reminds me of the "Upper East Side is always better" attitude that prevailed when areas like the West Side and Downtown took off. Manhattanites struggle to keep a finger on the pulse that's escaped out from underneath their finger.

Meanwhile, everyone I know who lives in Brooklyn does so by choice.

Posted by: Ed at May 22, 2006 4:56 PM

Ed- you just disagreed with your earlier post at 3:14 about Manhattanites. You pretty much just agreed with Parksloper now after calling him on it.

Now you're confusing me too.

Posted by: Anonymous at May 22, 2006 5:06 PM

What is the formula by which prices should increase in Brownstone Brooklyn? 4% per year? Obviously that doesn't hold in a gentrifying neighborhood. Brokers are obviously testing the market based on research. Is it "blind boosterism" to jack up an asking price by 10%, or is a seller just catching up to true market conditions. By the way, this is why I repeatedly claim price analyses in Brooklyn must be viewed in the larger context of what's going on in Manhattan. There is a price gap that's closing and that's a good thing. We don't want our prices to go down unless Manhattan's are.

If the Manhattan/Brooklyn gap starts widening, it will be BAD NEWS for Brooklyn. It means we'd be falling off the map again.

Here's a riddle for you - does a price jump mean a property is "overpriced" or does it mean that it had previously been "underpriced".

Posted by: Ed at May 22, 2006 5:07 PM

Hey Brownbomber - why do I confuse you?

Hey Brownstoner - why do you call me dude? How do you know I'm not a girl?

Posted by: Ed at May 22, 2006 5:08 PM

Seems like many Brooklynites on this board have a chip on their shoulder about not living in Manhattan. Get over it.

Posted by: Anonymous at May 22, 2006 5:15 PM

anon 5:15- Nothing could be further from the truth. Maybe that's your problem

Posted by: Anonymous at May 22, 2006 5:22 PM

I've given a lot of thought to the anti-Brooklyn sentiment. This is my unscientific conclusion: People who grew up or whose parents grew up in Brooklyn, and are now much wealthier and have "made it" are much more suseptible to being anti-Brooklyn.

Many of these folks associate Brooklyn with a difficult time in their life; when life was a struggle... Now that they've achieved some wealth, moved to Manhattan or elsewhere, they don't want to go backwards as they see it.

I draw this conclusion after trying to force some good Manhattan friends to move to Brooklyn...Eventually they told me that they "can't move back to Brooklyn" it would kill their parents...

Posted by: anon at May 22, 2006 5:52 PM

Dude/girl, you're still a fool, Ed.

And the answer to your riddle? It means that interest rates went down.

Here's how it's solved, with a $1MM loan:
@ 4.25% interest: $4,919 / month
@ 6.5% interest: $6,321 / month

A $776,000 loan @ 6.5% interest:
$4,905 / month

Now, did the house value go up $224,000 or is the house value now coming down $224,000? And what part of this has to do with the house?

Posted by: Anonymous at May 22, 2006 5:54 PM

It seems that there is a lot of discussion in the real estate blog world and in the press about the luxury market. I certainly consider big, wide, intact brownstones in brooklyn luxury property at this stage. My comment asks why the highest end brooklyn brownstones haven't commanded the truly stratospheric prices of many of the luxury apartments in manhattan? It seems like the consensus is that people haven't figured out yet that brooklyn has a lot of advantages over manhattan. But it seems odd that people with $10 million to spend would be so easily seduced.

Will a full-floor in a richard meier glass box in the meatpacking district always commands a premium over a brooklyn heights 25 footer?

Posted by: bkborn at May 22, 2006 6:00 PM

Dear anonymous 5:54pm:

1) Whatever sex you are, you clearly don't have balls, or you would have a name and contact information.

2) Yes, rising interest rates put downward pressure on prices for all but all-cash buyers. No one is arguing against that. But interest rates aren't the only factors influencing price. When a neighborhood becomes more desirable with respect to other neighborhoods (and this has happened ad nauseum in Brooklyn with respect to Manhattan) the supply/demand curve changes and price goes up even if interest rates stay exactly the same.

Posted by: Ed at May 22, 2006 6:11 PM

BKBorn - it's hard to tell what the future will hold. However, it's clear that the Brooklyn/Manhattan price gap is shrinking.

Posted by: Ed at May 22, 2006 6:20 PM

Well Ed, I can live without balls since the good Lord saw fit to equip me with a brain. I'll leave it to you to get by with the other half of the equation.

And certainly there's appreciation in neighborhoods viz-a-viz others as the neighborhoods gentrify. However, a 25% price drop just based on interest rates alone is nothing to be dismissed lightly. And sure there's some all-cash buyers, but the vast majority of homes have a mortgage. And, in a competitive market, you have the same buyers going for the same homes but now they can afford 25% less.

Prices must adjust.

Posted by: Anonymous at May 22, 2006 6:26 PM

Is this shrinking gap across the board, or just in the blue chip brooklyn neighborhoods?

I don't think there are marginal neighborhoods in Manhatan anymore, while there are still very marginal parts of brooklyn.

$3m park slope brownstones always seemed inevitable to me, $3m harlem brownstones is a shock. There are Hamilton heights brownstones asking $2m. That's 150th street!! This area was very close to Bed Stuy during the worst years. There are tons of projects up there. What's up?

Posted by: bkborn at May 22, 2006 6:32 PM

Bx2B and CHP, don't let the troll win! We miss you! Make up some other identity. Your true fans will know it's you.
5:52, I hate to break it to ya, but I know tons of fellow natives who stayed in Brooklyn. I'll give you this, though...growing up in Midwood, I would never live in certain "uncool" neighborhoods. I'll only do the brownstone thing.

Posted by: Yente at May 22, 2006 7:00 PM

Actually, I spoke with the Good Lord myself, and he said it wasn't very Jesus-like to call me a fool.

The Good Lord also told me that rising interest rates cause downward pressure on price, and gentrification causes upward pressure, and he's not sure how things will end up, but he'll keep us all posted.

Posted by: Ed at May 22, 2006 7:04 PM

Ed- Great! I need his phone number. :-)

Posted by: Anonymous at May 22, 2006 7:25 PM

Don't we all?!

Posted by: Ed at May 22, 2006 7:30 PM

Did we forget about the house already?

BTW, there are plenty of people who will pay that much to live in the Heights. It is one of the most beautiful neighborhoods in New York whether you like it or not. Now, if they would only open a good place to eat here besides Noodle. Anyone?

Posted by: bill at May 22, 2006 7:44 PM

7million dollars for a home in brooklyn...that's alot of crazy pills

Posted by: Anonymous at May 22, 2006 7:46 PM

The first step in gentrification tends to be an influx of artists, academics, gays and lesbian, eccentrics and anyone else looking for real estate bargains and desiring to live outsidde the mainstream for whatever reasons.

Clearly, a lot of the early gentrifiers came to Brooklyn for cheaper digs and larger spaces.

At some point, people started realizing that this borough offers a better quality of life than most of Manhattan.

Because the upper echelon of Manhattan never needed to move in the first place, they will be the last ones to cross the river. But they will eventually.

Posted by: Ed at May 22, 2006 7:58 PM

Ed please just crawl back under your rock.

Posted by: Anonymous at May 22, 2006 9:21 PM

Ed, do you have a job? Or is this it?
7 million ain't peanuts and you can damn sure find a lot of things for a lot cheaper. We aren't all RICH. Tell the good Lord to call me, I need the mega numbers pronto!

Posted by: anon at May 22, 2006 10:37 PM

"Will a full-floor in a richard meier glass box in the meatpacking district always commands a premium over a brooklyn heights 25 footer?"

Unless Brooklyn gets its act together, yes it will. There isn't a single decent brunch place in Brooklyn Heights, not a restaurant where I would like to eat. There are no independent bookstores, no boutiques, no cafes (except Starbucks, of course). Montague Street makes me want to cry. Don't you notice any difference between Brooklyn Heights and the West Village?

Posted by: Stephanie at May 22, 2006 11:44 PM

only thing i gotta say about this is brooklyn>mahattan :p.

Posted by: armchair warrior at May 23, 2006 12:10 AM

Stephanie- you're kidding, right? Jeesh. I guess that some people have such rarefied tastes nothing pleases them (and Starbucks is not a cafe. It's a glorified coffee shop). There are independent bookstores- if you bothered to look, and one or two boutiques. When was the last time you were in Bklyn Hgts? During the Devonian?

Posted by: Anonymous at May 23, 2006 1:08 AM

Ed, i have read this entire thread and for the life of me cannot figure out WTF is your point.

Posted by: Anonymous at May 23, 2006 9:01 AM

I guess I am late to the party and I'm not sure if anyone actually wants to discuss this property, but I do have some info:

I'm pretty sure this building (24 Remsen St at the corner of Montague Terrace) has been on the market for about 2 years. It's very near, but not IN the cul de sac which is at the start of the Promenade. I talked to the former broker, David Grossman, at Leslie J Garfield last December and here's what I learned from him:

The place is broken into 9 apts and was a coop. In 2004-2005, one owner bought out all the other owners, anticipating selling the place for a profit to a developer for condos. Guess what - it hasn't sold.
The building includes 1 private parking space in a narrow alley that you can see in the photos (private parking in the Hts - very luxurious!!!) It is already built out to FAR. It has a roofdeck, but only a tiny paved area in the back.

I haven't seen the inside of the place, but there are more photos on the Leslie J Garfield site:
http://www.lesliejgarfield.com/index.cfm?action=Properties&subaction=detail&AptID=282068&aptpub=11916

I don't think it's actually sold anytime recently -- I Property-Sharked it last December, but haven't checked since. I thought about buying it, renting out the apts and converting it to 2 family slowly over time, but the financials would be ridiculous. So oh well...

Posted by: Anne at May 23, 2006 10:28 AM

This never ending comparison between Brooklyn and Manhattan is insipid. Some people like the scale of Brooklyn and accept the geography trade-off, others prefer the ease of Manhattan and can live with the density. Everyone has to make some trade-offs when figuring out where they live and they choose accordingly. Those who seem to be complaining the most are often people who haven't figured out you can't have everything at once.

Posted by: Anonymous at May 23, 2006 10:43 AM

I'm not going to deny Stephanie's claim that there's room for improvement in Brooklyn. But she clearly has little experience with the borough, based on her perceptions.

Here are a few pointers, Stephanie: if Montague Street doesn't appeal to you, you could walk, oh, A FEW BLOCKS to Restaurant Row on Smith Street, where you'll find maybe 30 restaurants within a few blocks.

And if you really needs to get to the West Village, we Brooklyners aren't afraid to TAKE A TEN MINUTE RIDE ON THE SUBWAY.

Some people are better left behind in Manhattan...

Posted by: Anonymous at May 23, 2006 11:09 AM

"Some people like the scale of Brooklyn and accept the geography trade-off, others prefer the ease of Manhattan and can live with the density." This is a good point. That's we we need to continue to develop business and cultural districts in Brooklyn (e.g. Atlantic Yards) without disrupting the low-rise residential character of the Brownstone neighborhoods. The result will be Brooklyn with the scale of a city like Boston, not Manhattan.

At this point, not only will the borough be LESS DENSE than Manhattan, it will also be MORE CONVENIENT to many great features of the city (because they will lie in Brooklyn).

One more thing - let's also not forget that Brooklyn is vastly more convenient to Wall Street than anything above 42nd Street.

Posted by: Ed at May 23, 2006 11:21 AM

I'm not exactly defending stephanie, but I think the west village is a pretty good example of brooklyn falling behind manhattan. Over the last 60 years I would argue that the West Village, which is very similar in a lot of important ways (similar scale, similar commute times to midtown and downtown, similar bohemian histories, etc.), has seriously kicked Brooklyn Heights' ass. Property values have reflected this.

The West Village has a good mix of new and old housing, a diverse retail mix, and even useful green space in the Hudson River Park. The west village blends much more effectively with the Meatpacking District than the Heights does with Dumbo. Believe it or not, I even believe that the West Village is considerably more ethnically and economically diverse than the Heights.

The Heights has remained stodgy and really stuck in the 1980s, while surrounding areas have flourished.

Posted by: bkborn at May 23, 2006 11:28 AM

A few facts for your consideration. The property is still owned by a cooperative. One entity currently owns all of the shares of the coop. The purchase of the shares occured just over a year ago. Transactions involving coops do not show up on sites such as Property Shark because they are not real property transfers. The offering plan was never completed and only three shareholders made up the coop. Each one owning their own unit and also some percentage of the remaining six. At the time I purchased all of the shares there was only one shareholder left living in the building.

Current asking price, which was establised upon its listing for sale as of last July, is based on a value that would make me indifferent to redeveloping the property. The current plan is to reduce the number of units to four and sell as condominiums. That process is well underway. The strategy to list a property for sale "as is" while pursuing a redevelopment is a typical one.

Anne - Contrary to what Mr. Grossman might have told you there is no parking on the property and the roof terrace is quite large and faces the street providing spectacular views of the city and harbor.

Posted by: Anonymous at May 23, 2006 11:33 AM

Bkborn- The Heights hasn't changed much in the sense of its demographics. And it has alweays been a desirable neighborhood- maybe that's the reason we don't see huge exciting changes like we see in Cobble Hill, Dumbo etc. But the West village is a different animal altogether and I don't think they can be compared. Plus there has always been a great deal more retail in the village, especially within the residential streets themselves.

There's nothing wrong with the Heights staying as it is, until the desire or need for change comes from within the community. I don't see anyone demanding Yorkville change to keep up with the times, or any of the other east side enclaves of wealth. What the rich have already, they keep.

But as far as Stephanie goes, simple snobbery and ignorance do not a good post make.

Posted by: Anonymous at May 23, 2006 11:46 AM

Enough with these inane comparisons. Brooklyn Heights should not be more like the West Village any more than Dumbo should be the new SoHo (God forbid). Brooklyn can champion the unique, individual character of her own neighborhoods, thank you very much.

Posted by: Rascal at May 23, 2006 11:59 AM

Frankly, if someone wants to compare a Brooklyn neighborhood to the West Village (past or present), they shouldn't start with Montague Street. The should start with Smith Street & environs.

The notion that Montague Street is the hub of gentrified Brooklyn is a notion that is a good decade old. It doesn't hold water anymore. Now we have 5th Ave. in Park Slope and Smith Street, etc.

Posted by: Ed at May 23, 2006 12:05 PM

Dear 1:08AM Anonymous, I happen to live in Brooklyn Heights, so I kinda know wherein I speak. Besides, everybody in the Heights complains about the utter lack of decent eateries and specialty shopping. Stop being so defensive.

Posted by: Stephanie at May 23, 2006 4:20 PM

I lived in the Heights for over 20 years- I don't know how long you've lived there but I still disagree with you. And statements like "everybody in the Heights complains" implies either you know a hell of a lot of people or you are inclined to exaggerate. But the real point is if you think Manhattan is so much better, you're welcome to move there. With all of th restaurants in the area, I have a very hard time believing that you can't find one single decent place to eat. I'd say the problem is you.

Posted by: Anonymous at May 23, 2006 5:25 PM

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