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January 26, 2006

Celebrating Vinyl and Aluminum in Greenpoint

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The enthusiasts over at the Bridge and Tunnel Club recently posted a great photo essay on the aluminum and vinyl siding that is one of the distinctive aesthetic touches of Greenpoint. Viewed in abstraction, the materials have a certain charm.
Aluminum and Vinyl Siding [B&T Club]




Comments

looks like the Favellas of Brazil

Posted by: Anonymous at January 26, 2006 9:35 AM

Yes it is sad our nice 'hood has this aesthetically challenging issue. But those of us lucky enough to be in the historic distric can at least take heart in the immediate views.

Posted by: Anonymous at January 26, 2006 10:28 AM

the key word being "abstraction"

Posted by: pseudonymous at January 26, 2006 11:51 AM

Somewhere, retired Tin Men are still chortling over the days they recovered much of working class Brooklyn. Half of Bed Stuy and Brownsville look like that too.

Posted by: Bunky at January 26, 2006 12:01 PM

It's not complete without the faux cedar shakes. That's the classic. Asphalt bricks? Glad to see the a/c stuck through the wall made it in though.

Posted by: ryan at January 26, 2006 12:59 PM

I live in GreenPoint and LOVE the neighborhood! Despite the lack of "interesting" architecture; it's clean, safe, affordable, and it boasts one of the lowest crime-rates in NYC. Plus it's only a couple subway stops from Manhattan. So knock the vinyl siding all you want- it's still a GREAT place to be!

Posted by: John at January 26, 2006 1:41 PM

Great place to be, yes. Ugly as shit, hell yes
Sorry....

Posted by: Anonymous at January 26, 2006 2:07 PM

I wish I could afford to remove the ugly green siding we have on my house. I wonder if I can paint siding.

Posted by: Stacey at January 26, 2006 4:22 PM

gp representin'. the whole siding thing is a trip, for sure; however, there's been quite a thriving stucco conversion business brewing in the nabe. 20 years from now, people may become nostalgic looking at these photos.

Posted by: 9000 at January 26, 2006 4:30 PM

Nope. Still ugly.

Posted by: Anonymous at January 26, 2006 5:31 PM

GPT is ugly across the board (except the views), the food is absolutley dreadful outside of Thai/Polish with the exception of Queen's Hideaway and Blue Drawes, the lone coffe shop can't even get their shit together to have a good stock of baked goods in the morning that they don't run out of immediately, there is a high rate of alcoholism, a low rate of education (the 2nd and 3rd generation kids are going nowhere fast, sadly, and seem to be destined for a life on the stoop), most of the Polish establishments/inhabitants exude zero warmth and actually are fond of subtly pushing you if you are on line at The Garden or the butcher, the smell is disgusting in the summer, Manhattan Avenue is just plain pitiful, and let's not ignore the tendency for GPT pedestrians to blatantly disregard motorists by always walking in front of moving vehicles without a care in the world. Give me a break. Unless you are solely there to save a big buck on housing or you are under 25 and getting bombed every night, GPT is just an exclusionary eyesore full of morose, provincial, sad people.

Posted by: Anonymous at January 26, 2006 5:50 PM

Nice work, you just described 90% of NYC. What neighborhood would you recommend that lives up to your standards?

Posted by: Anonymous at January 26, 2006 5:59 PM

Try Park Slope, Cobble Hill, Boerum Hill, and Brooklyn Heights for starters...

no stank, no overwhelming neg vibe amongst most of the residents nor massive alcoholism, plenty more restaurants and cafes, even a movie theater (gasp!), nice architecture, and a lack of "i don't give a fuck" zombies crossing major streets and not moving their asses.

Posted by: Anonymous at January 26, 2006 6:14 PM

that's a nice lily-white list you have going there. why not the upper west side or for that matter westchester? greenpoint is a welcoming neighborhood full of working-class folk and small businesses. the polish and hispanic street culture here is thriving, so are the arts for anyone who cares to look, and it's safer than anyplace i've lived. sure, there's the smell, and the have-to- cover-the-rotting facade aesthetics, and the cuisine issue (which is easily negotiated by patronizing the gems or being willing to travel), and people don't always speak your language and walk in the middle of the street, but that is life in brooklyn. i'm no fan of dodge the sot, but i don't care to dodge double maclarens either. we like the laid back and leave it alone here, and are plenty happy that you are not around. czesc.

Posted by: Anonymous at January 26, 2006 8:47 PM

Yes, you're right -- I've never seen a single person of African-American or Latino descent in Park Slope or Boerum Hill. As if 4th Ave, Flatbush, Atlantic, Hicks, and...ummm..all of Carrol Gardens is like growing up in Scarsdale. And nice for you to assume that I'm not a person of color -- pretty presumptuous. Seriously, spare me the "whitey" defense -- that's pretty stale. And god forbid you saw somebody with a smile on their face pushing a stroller -- damn those parents and babies. Nice.

Posted by: Anonymous at January 26, 2006 11:21 PM

If vinyl-siding, pedestrians in the street and Polish restaraunts are our WORST offense in my neighborhood than it's the LEAST of our worries.

Posted by: Brooklynite at January 27, 2006 8:38 AM

Exactly how does one determine that Greenpoint suffers from "mass alcoholism"? Park Slope and Brooklyn Heights are beautiful neighborhoods, & I will not criticize their residents. However to rip Greenpoint as you have shows you have very little understanding of our neighborhood. It has always been a working class neighborhood, and though its not as ritzy as PS or BH, it does have a lower crime rate! Its got the best donut shop in NYC, excellent Polish restaurants and buthcers along with some good diners, plenty of shopping, and a great park. And in a few years, after thew hi-rises along the waterfront are built, I predict a mass exodus from Brooklyn Heights and Park Slope into Greenpoint. You really should get in now, before the prices are too much for you, bro!

Posted by: thewiseragamuffin at January 27, 2006 11:59 AM

I am by no means claiming that GPT is the only nabe in NYC with 'career drinkers,' merely calling out an obvious issue for the hood. Just take a walk down any block of Manhattan Ave. and peer into the eyes of any given cross-section of middle-aged men and their eyes and tell the story -- complete wear and tear. It's depressing. Not suggesting it's not happening elsewhere, just pointing out that it is unpleasant to be exposed to each and every day. It's a personal tolerance issue -- mine is pretty low for a community where most of the men corrode their livers daily.

Posted by: Anonymous at January 27, 2006 12:23 PM

LOL-- you don't like the nabe- then GET OUT! Nobody is forcing you to look in anyone's eye every day. Go to Staten Island. We don't want you in our 'hood.
Bye Bye!

Posted by: Greenpointer at January 27, 2006 12:43 PM

The slam of GP is unfounded and obviously written by someone who has hostility to deal with outside of real estate.

With regard to the alum siding, you are judging a book by its cover. Interiors have just as much original detailing as some brownstones elsewhere.

You can't beat the location. 15 minutes to midtown, 25 to downtown. My work takes me to both. I live this.

Both PS 31 and PS 34 have excellent academic rankings. Both are in NYC's Top 100 schools. PS 34 will add ballroom dance to its curriculum next year. The Catholic schools have very strong track records as well.

It is a very safe neighborhood. Crime is VERY LOW. Check out the stats at the 94th precinct.

GP is a very stable hood. So stable that the housing inventory is VERY TIGHT, especially in the historic district. Neighbors know one another and look afer one another. This is rare these days.

The restaruants are plentiful, clean and good.

Each neighborhood has it's own flavor and personality. If you don't like GP's, please take the G train and leave. You will not be missed.

Czesc!

Posted by: Anonymous at January 27, 2006 2:18 PM

To the poster who said there was no stink in Park Slope, I don't know what you're talking about. Park Slope wreaks of soiled diapers and thrown up baby food. The stench is overwhelming. And don't you Slopers tell me to get out if I don't like it. I'm already working on it!!

Posted by: Anonymous at January 27, 2006 5:53 PM

Its really silly to compare Greenpoint to Park Slope. Its apples and oranges. Greenpoint is a decent working class neighborhood, but Park Slope is one of the most premiere addresses not only in New York, but the nation. It can be depressing at times in Greenpoint, but that is also part of its charm.

Don't forget that this is partly due to City policy. Like the Bowery of olde, the city has used Greenpoint as a dumping ground for its problems whether toxic factories or drug rehab clinics. The SRO on Manhattan Avenue is home to many quasi homeless drunks. If the drunks were not in Greenpoint though then they might be on your block.

Posted by: Ferrerin05 at January 29, 2006 3:51 PM

the question remains -- why!? even if the homeowners of greenpoint are truly stupid, there has to be a rationale, however feeble, for slapping aluminum siding on what would otherwise be a lovely townhouse or tenament building. and yes, I've noticed the growing "stucco" movement. that I can understand, after all, who doesn't want to make it their neighborhood feel like the mediterranean coast?

Posted by: pfa at March 8, 2006 12:51 PM

I can not say Greenpoint is number 1 .
But -Anonymous - Is your neighbourhood perfect . Anyway ...
Is it full of jerks like you with mental problems ?

Czesc !

Posted by: Zorro at November 15, 2006 7:25 PM

Jerks ???

Posted by: snakee at January 22, 2007 6:04 PM

Greenpoint is heaven - it is REAL it's safe it's charming - in short heaven - it needs a couple of pretenious restaurants and and a ferry and we're all set!

Even the kids on my stoop are polite - WHO wrote that obnoxious post??? where are you from what do you expect...??

Posted by: pixie at March 8, 2007 5:13 PM

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