Return of the Stoop Pooper
A reader sent in this woeful tale of the downside of having a coveted stoop: “The Boerum Hill stoop pooper has struck. After getting stoop pooped twice last year, I have been struck again by the ‘Mad stoop pooper that poops at midnight!!! (or sometimes in the wee hours of the night).’ Last year I…
A reader sent in this woeful tale of the downside of having a coveted stoop: “The Boerum Hill stoop pooper has struck. After getting stoop pooped twice last year, I have been struck again by the ‘Mad stoop pooper that poops at midnight!!! (or sometimes in the wee hours of the night).’ Last year I caught her in process twice, once on my stoop and once between some parked cars in the middle of the day. The latter time I called the police who arrested her. She is a mentally disabled black woman, a little heavy set, with dirty hair. I have a feeling that she was probably receiving the help she needed but was discharged and is back in the hood!!!! Granted I am just assuming it is her again but given that she uses her own toilet paper and some was left on my stoop. I would have to eliminate a random person that just HAD to go. Keep an eye out for her.” The reader is on Dean between Hoyt and Bond. Any other sightings?
Photo by noflash.
I highly recommend church yards for this kind of business, particularly when things are not exactly “going your way”.
I miss little macaroni boy. Loved the Tick.
“I have been struck again by the ‘Mad stoop pooper that poops at midnight!!!”
I thought I was the only guy who loved this episode of The Tick.
Bad is good! Down with government!
jingle mail- cut the crap already. It’s so obvious what you’re trying to do. Troll elsewhere. How many times do you need to look like a fool before you get it? You tried to use the forum and you got beat. You try to hijack every thread bxgrl posts on. You don’t like her, hey, that’s your right. I’m sure there are quite a few posters bxgrl doesn’t like either. You’re a lonely little chirp monkey pissing in the wilderness. It doesn’t get more pathetic than you.
well dave, the fun never ends.
You can believe whatever you like. As discussed on this thread it’s sad there is no real policy to help the mentally disabled, so there’s nothing to be done for you.
“i guess it’s true what they say: mediocrity really IS its own reward.”
You must be a very rich man then, jingle mail. take comfort in that.
Get a bibi gun and a motion dectector light. At least she seems regular and goes at 9 am so it may help in your pursuit if it happens in daylight. Or maybe you can fix your gate and lock it?
doofus???? Mr B please don’t let the children use the website.
bxgirl may have multiple logins, but is she ready to lead?
my name is jingle mail and i approve this message.
whatever, doofus.