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A Kensington reader passed on a note left by a nosy neighbor/concerned citizen (which is it, do you think?). It reads: “As I pass through my neighborhood, I find it necessary to remind my neighbors of their responsibility to keep our home values high by not only taking care of the inside of their homes but also of their front areas. I have taken the liberty of grading each home and front areas. This letter is just a reminder and not intended to injure or insult anyone. I am sure we all want to maintain our property at the highest of standards and therby [sic] insuring that our property values remain high. This is a preliminary rating another [sic] will follow at a later date.” Luckily, there are many A’s. Our flummoxed reader writes, “I’m all for working to make our block look as beautiful as it can be, but really this is creepy! Don’t you think? Have you heard from others who have received similar letters?” We haven’t. Have you?


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  1. Well hmmfph….dittoburg. Who made you the stoop nazi? No no. Don’t look to dave for help. He invoked Godwin in the food coop. But I score twice in one thread, ha ha! I’m looking for my storm troopers. Where are they? Oh- in the 99 cent store…

  2. No tasteful building is complete without several naked cement cherubs. Angels may be a little more elegant but you want to avoid tipping over into bathos so don’t purchase those holding puppies or weeping over children.

    Get the black house numbers on the gold plastic background. You can glue them anywhere but make sure to let the corners curl up slightly for that classic 3 dimensional look.

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