A Different Kind of Neighborhood Watch on E. 7th Street
A Kensington reader passed on a note left by a nosy neighbor/concerned citizen (which is it, do you think?). It reads: “As I pass through my neighborhood, I find it necessary to remind my neighbors of their responsibility to keep our home values high by not only taking care of the inside of their homes…
A Kensington reader passed on a note left by a nosy neighbor/concerned citizen (which is it, do you think?). It reads: “As I pass through my neighborhood, I find it necessary to remind my neighbors of their responsibility to keep our home values high by not only taking care of the inside of their homes but also of their front areas. I have taken the liberty of grading each home and front areas. This letter is just a reminder and not intended to injure or insult anyone. I am sure we all want to maintain our property at the highest of standards and therby [sic] insuring that our property values remain high. This is a preliminary rating another [sic] will follow at a later date.” Luckily, there are many A’s. Our flummoxed reader writes, “I’m all for working to make our block look as beautiful as it can be, but really this is creepy! Don’t you think? Have you heard from others who have received similar letters?” We haven’t. Have you?
Is it a teacher or a librarian? Cast your vote today.
Well hmmfph….dittoburg. Who made you the stoop nazi? No no. Don’t look to dave for help. He invoked Godwin in the food coop. But I score twice in one thread, ha ha! I’m looking for my storm troopers. Where are they? Oh- in the 99 cent store…
“DOW what on earth does that comment [@12:55pm] mean? You’re not kidding anyone.”
Evidence of an imploding market.
Does no one see this as an “art” project? That may be Eye on 7th St.’s intention.
Thanks for the decorating ideas everyone! I am off to the 99 cent store near me.
Sad.
To be picky, if its got balusters its a balustrade.
No tasteful building is complete without several naked cement cherubs. Angels may be a little more elegant but you want to avoid tipping over into bathos so don’t purchase those holding puppies or weeping over children.
Get the black house numbers on the gold plastic background. You can glue them anywhere but make sure to let the corners curl up slightly for that classic 3 dimensional look.
http://www.fiberama.com
“You’ll be pleased!”